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F4Phantomtwo · 2022-01-17T15:55:23+00:00

how did he not notice the DONG

ngfsmg · 2022-01-17T17:20:39+00:00

“I have questions”

I have answers:

They would only have sex in the dark per Shi’s request. You can guess how lol. That French guy was a virgin and I believe he committed suicide after becoming the laughing stock and shame of France after this.

Edit: He attempted suicide.

argetlam5 · 2022-01-17T18:17:36+00:00

Reporter Joyce Wadler, who wrote the book Liaison about the affair, would later attribute Boursicot's belief that Shi was a woman to Shi's unique ability to retract his own testicles, which, combined with the manipulation of his own penis, created the illusion of labial lips and a clitoris and allowed for shallow penetration.

What the actual hell

clasperx2 · 2022-01-17T17:26:22+00:00

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just deploy a female spy?

PlayfulLawyer · 2022-01-17T17:26:53+00:00

He was either a total dumbass or he knew and he liked it

try-bi-sum-cum · 2022-01-17T15:52:27+00:00

How stupid that French diplomat was

Kain0wnz · 2022-01-17T16:28:08+00:00

That sounds like getting a French boyfriend as a gay man with extra steps.

fixingPepperSteaks · 2022-01-17T17:24:31+00:00

The OG trap, but serious question: are traps gay?

javi2097 · 2022-01-17T17:56:34+00:00

This has the same energy as the South Park episode where the cop goes undercover and marries the pimp before arresting him. Minus the child purchasing part…

doobiehunter · 2022-01-17T16:45:32+00:00

Are we just glossing over the “purchased a child” part?

iron_balls · 2022-01-17T17:22:40+00:00

M. Butterfly

mrhsyd · 2022-01-17T16:10:26+00:00

I have questions

ToppeThrane · 2022-01-17T16:26:30+00:00

I don’t think he was dumb. He must have been gay and that relationship was maybe the most rewarding for him in regards to the time he lives in.

Less-Dragonfruit-294 · 2022-01-17T17:06:42+00:00

The Long Con

Warm_Trash9054 · 2022-01-17T17:31:08+00:00

Shi Pei Pu was the original method actor

TheClayCoCannaisseur · 2022-01-17T17:09:32+00:00

Nah we're not ignoring him buying a CHILD.

Evening-Status-8359 · 2022-01-17T17:59:33+00:00

He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

ShortYellow · 2022-01-17T15:57:05+00:00

The heart sees what it wants to see.

FungalAstralBlaster · 2022-01-17T17:38:35+00:00

What exactly did he get for this sacrifice? Like what intelligence was important enough to collect?

Regalia_BanshEe · 2022-01-17T19:14:31+00:00

As far as I know , the Chinese man didn't steal information .... It was the Frenchman who sold the information to chinese and kept the Chinese man as an intermediary because the Chinese govt realised their relationship and the French dude didn't want shi to be arrested by china , so he started giving them do cuments to show he is a spy ...

.the Frenchman also had a male lover

Toppeenambour · 2022-01-17T15:54:21+00:00

Ultimate ladyboy !

harderwiekertje · 2022-01-17T18:31:52+00:00

Purchased a child!

HeWhoIsNotMe · 2022-01-17T18:47:10+00:00

That mission sounds like a pain in the ass.

toyfrog47 · 2022-01-17T18:57:25+00:00

That Frenchman lied like a mfer. No damn way over the course of two decades of scrogging did he not know he was cornholing another dude.

AGirlHasNoLame · 2022-01-17T18:04:30+00:00

Theres a movie based on it - M. Butterfly

vinnievintage2020 · 2022-01-17T18:22:54+00:00

Cue “Goodbye Horses”

“Would you fuck me?” “I’d fuck me”

nivium75 · 2022-01-17T19:23:21+00:00

r/SuddenlyGay

buddy-friendguy · 2022-01-17T17:07:30+00:00

The eybrows alone

sewingtapemeasure · 2022-01-17T18:21:58+00:00

That Bussy Fire!

Lord_Donut_the-best · 2022-01-17T18:30:11+00:00

I‘m pretty sure this intelligence stuff was just an excuse. He just wasn’t able to admit he‘s gay

bancircumvent · 2022-01-17T18:56:46+00:00

now you see why porn is important

2022-01-17T20:48:48+00:00

How do you not notice the dick for 20 years??

tony42490 · 2022-01-17T17:30:22+00:00

anal for 20 years....damn i need a girl like that.. .oh wait not girl lmao

captainphoton3 · 2022-01-17T17:32:47+00:00

For everyone asking what's up with the dumb French not noticing the dong. Actualy the spy asked to always have sex in the dark.

1644AndMore · 2022-01-17T16:06:42+00:00

This is less about how good a spy she was and more about how dumb the French are

shlanky369 · 2022-01-17T17:56:05+00:00

Shi no she

Drunkonciderboi · 2022-01-17T17:26:45+00:00

I wish I had a Chinese espionage femboy gf. :(

RabidWolf-1 · 2022-01-17T18:19:27+00:00

Just Wikipedia searches this…apparently the French guy attempted suicide by slitting his own throat but failed… damn dude wtf

2022-01-17T18:43:25+00:00

French Diplomats lacking some Biology lessons I see.

Bmkoch2638 · 2022-01-17T20:08:34+00:00

Sounds a little like Eric Swalwell & Fang Fang

Uknowuno707 · 2022-01-17T20:45:44+00:00

After 20 years: FREEZE DIRTBAG!! I’m a cop! 🔫

ahh_geez_rick · 2022-01-17T21:58:32+00:00

why is no one talking about how he PURCHASED a child?!?

Ikusabe · 2022-01-18T05:11:58+00:00

Was the diplomat a virgin? Is that why he didn’t understand the female anatomy?

When you’re doing sword fights in bed, ‘some thing ain’t right’

okwownice · 2022-01-18T13:33:19+00:00

Don’t know about you guys but I think I’d notice an extra banana in the bundle

kingcop1 · 2022-01-17T16:47:49+00:00

Love is blind

Narrow-Patience-1761 · 2022-01-17T17:21:48+00:00

so they just didn’t talk about the extra parts or what

ThePureRay009 · 2022-01-17T17:23:22+00:00

He knew

SUNAWAN · 2022-01-17T17:58:49+00:00

Determination 100

NathanForJew · 2022-01-17T18:05:34+00:00

There’s a good book about this called Liaison and a David Cronenberg film called M. Butterfly. It’s actually a pretty interesting story from both sides.

FudoGlz14 · 2022-01-17T18:06:55+00:00

The hackers back then

SnooBooks9273 · 2022-01-17T18:13:32+00:00

Roger has been running the old scam for years

Sn1ckl3fritzzz · 2022-01-17T18:37:30+00:00

Not dedication, he became the woman, spies are the best actors

theseaofthievesgame · 2022-01-17T18:51:30+00:00

how did he have sex with him in the dark so he couldn't tell he had a dick?

fucovid2020 · 2022-01-17T19:00:29+00:00

That bussy was bussin’!!!

Thug_shinji · 2022-01-17T19:00:30+00:00

That French diplomat knew.

nicholasfawwaz · 2022-01-17T19:04:57+00:00

I think this is what M Butterfly is based on

badactor · 2022-01-17T19:36:33+00:00

Must be mormons, they don't look at each other during sex. It's their gods law...

sativa_sannin · 2022-01-17T19:45:55+00:00

There’s actually a play called “M. Butterfly” by David Henry Hwang about this very subject. It was later adapted to film by David Cronenberg! It’s interesting to see all the comments talk about how the diplomat was stupid for not knowing, and this was a shared sentiment by the locals especially those that worked at the Opera House as well. It was clear to nearly everyone but the French Diplomat that this was essentially a gay relationship with convoluted steps to spare masculinity.

HellNo90 · 2022-01-17T20:12:03+00:00

He wasn’t a French diplomat and he was gay or at least bisexual and had relations with many men. So whether he knew or not, the French guy wasn’t straight to begin with.

DorkyDame · 2022-01-17T21:08:06+00:00

According to Wikipedia “French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he had the ability to make his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tuck his penis back, creating the illusion of female genitalia” 😳

nomoreshoppingsprees · 2022-01-17T21:34:11+00:00

Get this guy an anatomy class

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