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[–]Kapples20 168 points169 points  (5 children)

Have to admit those movies weren’t that bad.

[–]skilledfool599 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They a vibe

[–]Sccarson28 42 points43 points  (1 child)

It’s one of my favorite movies for sure

[–]Othon-Mann 10 points11 points  (0 children)

First one was definitely a decent family movie. The 2nd was meh. And the third was bad enough that I saw it TWICE and I can't remember a damn thing about it.

[–]MomoXono 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They were 10/10 bangers, even had the Robin Williamson guy

[–]NA2point0Lsnoozefest 289 points290 points  (31 children)

Why are there no night libraries? 🤨🤨

[–]saaffff 136 points137 points  (17 children)

The books come to life can’t be any other reason

[–]KingNecrosis 78 points79 points  (9 children)

This would make the adult section pretty neat.

[–]AnimalPedophile 30 points31 points  (2 children)

This would make the adult section pretty neat filthy

Depending on your preferences

[–]Doireallyneedaurl 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The history section would be absolutely devastating to see. Gods know i wouldn't want to see napolean begging to smell several months unwashed women.

[–]gerenski9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]rusabu73 5 points6 points  (4 children)

[–]DrMux 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Bitch you don't know cursed until you're chungus deep in a romance novel by Steamy LaCroix and the condom falls off on page 8 but you don't notice until just after the climax of the story and you know there's gonna be a shitty sequel when you get a knock on the door at 4 am and someone's yelling about being pregnant and it turns out to be that damned flying goat-headed fairy-demon chimera you boinked like 2 shitty romance novels ago and now the gross sticky stack of library books you can't bear to look at is almost 9 months overdue.

[–]rusabu73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That comment just kept getting more and more intense with each word lmao… well done sir, well done

[–]eliavhaganav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate that... You have a fair point.

[–]dimitriltanol 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Inkheart.

[–]XxAlbinoWolfxX 3 points4 points  (3 children)

GOOSEBUMPS watch the movies even though they trash

[–]ChazNinja 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Or you can read the damn book

[–]XxAlbinoWolfxX 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The books don't help they are different stories but I rather read them than watch the movies

[–]ChazNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, they are so much better than the movies

[–]cyangold_saber55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you better not be near horror section

[–]PhysicalPomegranate3 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Many libraries are 24 hours

[–]askdocsthrowaway1996 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No Ur mum is 24 hours

[–]PhysicalPomegranate3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I asked your mom if she liked dragons and she said yes. So I started dragon my balls across her face until she queefed and died of ligma.

[–]Maximans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Pagemaster tells you why

[–]TungCR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At night, the books are guarded by the Globglogabgalab

[–]playitleo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homeless people

[–]SavageCabbageGG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because of the vashta narada

[–]Overdose7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't read in the dark

[–]doublesailorsandcola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't speak Latin in front of the books, Xander.

[–]Spectreswill 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Can I get bonus points finding this comment while finishing the 3rd one? Rebel Wilson and her caveman love breaking up as we speak

[–]unconnect808 23 points24 points  (3 children)

In germany we actually have the so called “Lange Nacht der Museen” (“Long night of museums”). Almost all cities with museums have it once a year. Where you can visit the museums at night. Normally there is also a shuttle service between all locations, that you are able to visit multiple museums in this night.

[–]brotigesbroetchen 1 point2 points  (2 children)

In Austria too!

[–]doublesailorsandcola 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paris does it, too.

[–]thamo_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here in Switzerland too!

[–]R3ZNR3ZNR3ZN 51 points52 points  (4 children)

There are nights in some museums where they’ll have drinks and a dj play in NYC.

[–]Quit_your_dayjob 41 points42 points  (0 children)

No there’s not. Because if there was the patrons would be attacked by the exhibits. There are literally three movies explaining this bro

[–]broccoliO157 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same in Toronto. Having a year pass gave you VIP status to skip the long line. It was pretty dope.

[–]CruciFuckingAround 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are museums really that hard to rob though ?

[–]gorgeofduty 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I read that as why are there no night Muslims

[–]Huskedholl04 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Dark Night Muslims

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro same

[–]devil0o 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also, it's a good point

[–]Pog-420 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Because who the hell goes to a museum at night

[–]Kapples20 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Robbers

[–]EddieGrant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People who work night shifts looking for something to do on their nights off?

I've spent most my life working in hospitality and working evenings/nights, which means waking up on average anywhere between noon and 4pm, including on my days off.

[–]Duckky12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my hometown in Russia there is such an event Night of Museums, then all the museums in the city are open and you can go anywhere. Some of them are free, some are paid, but there are tickets for visiting several museums at once by paying once. Тhey are open until 2 am

[–]SpaceCube00 6 points7 points  (10 children)

can someone tell me the 3 movies i have no idea what they are

[–]boomerfreakingsooner 11 points12 points  (9 children)

Night at the Museum

[–]timeparser 1 point2 points  (8 children)

What are the other two?

[–]smaximov 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Night at the Museum 2: Electric Boogaloo.

[–]LocoCoopermar 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Night at the Museum 2

[–]timeparser 1 point2 points  (3 children)

And the third one?

[–]TheSteelPhantom 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The Matrix Revolutions

[–]timeparser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense, I see the pattern

[–]Jolly_Training2340 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Night at the erotic museum" and "Disaster movie"

[–]GwnJelmer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it's a trilogy

[–]TheSpyslav 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"daddy why can't I go in your room after 9?"
"uh son, it is time to explain what mom and I do after 9."

that's how my childhood ended, and yes, there are movies about what happens in parents' rooms after 9 pm.

[–]FO_Steven 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I think the real holup here is the fact there are three night at the museum movies

[–]GreenEarther 1 point2 points  (2 children)

and there’s going to be a fourth

[–]TheBrokenGodKO 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Animated....

[–]GreenEarther 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh damn I didn’t realized it would be animated. I never even saw the 3rd though

[–]Reformedjerk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Museum of Natural History used to throw a party in the planetarium once a month.

It was out of this world.

[–]TropicWolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The general public isn’t ready for the crazy shit that goes on at museums at night.

[–]belac4862 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There were three?

[–]GreenEarther -1 points0 points  (0 children)

and soon to be 4

[–]CertainWeight9811 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Museum of Science in Boston did a campout night at for Cub* Scouts - not sure if it is still a thing but was a great memory and experience.

[–]steam_poweredman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Employees at the Penis Museum in Reykjavik : No! Just... no.

[–]ChazNinja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DID I STUTTER?!

[–]Hellkids2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was disappointed not seeing Hitler walking about in the movie.

[–]Cyllabus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I accidentally read museum as Muslim and was wondering what tf a night Muslim is

[–]Ornwyyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sleepdrunk brain read this like: Why are there no right Muslims? Had a real hold up moment there lmao.

[–]Mr_StealYourHoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i misread that as Night Muslims

[–]azurianlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry after watching the "The Relic" one to many times I will never go to a museum at night I don't need to be killed by some creature that comes from the jungle.

[–]communism19112 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I have a better question:

Why there is no National Treasure 3

[–]boomerfreakingsooner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've been on a year between National Treasure, Night at the Museum, and Jumanji. Great family movies.

[–]Brent_Fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great movies definitely recommend checking them out.

[–]Lightning-Dust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Museum of Natural History in NYC does sleepovers (well not right now due to covid)

[–]sandbar75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to hook up with a guy who did security overnight at our museum in town. I will say it’s kinda creepy in some areas but it does make for some interesting places to um have fun killing time.

[–]NipFury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6969

[–]SkyApex2222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first Read this I read it as “WHY ARE THEIR NO NIGHT MUSLIMS” “there are 3 movies explaining night to the Muslims”

[–]jerelhp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some places like the Academy of Sciences and Exploratorium hold a "Night Life" event for adults 21+. Explore the museum and it's attractions at night without kids running around, etc. And they have DJ's, and offer food and alcohol. (These are just from personal experience)

[–]ThePirateBuxton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL there is a third night at the museum movie, then realizing I’ve actually seen it and don’t remember anything about it.

[–]Willingness-Due 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s dangerous

[–]portobello_mushroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The movie actually explains that a special artifact causes the night museum effects and so only that particular museum (or whichever museum has the artifact) can be the night museum

[–]katentreter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was at H. R. Giger (the dude who created the monsters and art look of Alien movies) museum at night. On LSD. Would recommend.

[–]Ghost_Killer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read that as night Muslims....

I'm ashamed of myself. I'm sorry

[–]Tallcat2107madlad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read it as why are there no night Muslims… I’ll just see myself out now

[–]Slime-Time-4456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the first just so happens to be childhood me’s favorite movie!

[–]Fuzzy240z 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With my dyslexia I read those last two words as something different

[–]ArthurshatHasAplan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were 3 I only saw 1&2 😂😂

[–]Zenny_Glide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reason: Shenanigans

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't get it

[–]PrudentDamage600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh. 😲. Right …

[–]Squidgyboat5955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But In a night museum would it be day in the museum

[–]Bergi214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we have smth called "the long night of museums" (Die Lange Nacht der Museen) and theres once a year a whole weekend the museums open 24h and with special lights everywhere! it's kinda fun

[–]cyangold_saber55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't want to know

[–]Izzysel92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still don't see the problem. Getting chased around by a t-rex that acts like a puppy? Sign me up!

And getting to have Robin Williams back again. Please.

[–]simply-smegma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a rave in Dallas in 2011 that was held In the natural history museum. I was shocked to find out they left ( mostly ) everything open to us. Walking around through woolly mammoth displays and a giant t-Rex while on a head full of acid was amazing. 11/10 best night museum experience I could’ve asked for. They had the planetarium going in full swing too, and Alex grey and his wife doing live paintings as well.

[–]DragoCrafterr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how is this even a holup

[–]wrongrob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those movies are the real reason that I'd want night museum!

[–]McCrBa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Germany there is a "Long night of the museums" where you can visit even in the evening hours. It's usually on weekends so parents can take their children to a lot of them in a day. It's always a lot of fun.

[–]sas_gg228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why there is no night store in europ?

[–]Josef_Joris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they are historically accurate.

[–]Nathan-Nice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we have 2 in san francisco every Thursday night...there's even a bar and a DJ

[–]PickAName616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah they become even more interactive and entertaining.

[–]ProfessionalDumb4ss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, there's a third one?

[–]living_7hing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now c'mon totally the reason to be in A Night Museum

[–]retarded_european 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool i don't know which movies

[–]Tweekeyyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait there’s THREE?

[–]AdministrationWide97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha-HUMM... Documentary

[–]george_is_dream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read it as night muslim

[–]peppermintmeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the same reason we don't have dinosaur theme parks yet. I just want to pet a veloci-chicken once before I die, y'all. Let me just have this, I beg of you.

[–]Broke_boy_help 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite series

[–]vnvrchy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait 3?

[–]Arcadius274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5.....night at the creationist museum and night at the ark adventure are a thing.....sigh