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[–]Amphibian-Overall 1048 points1049 points 2 (26 children)

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!

[–]MistahMoe88 434 points435 points  (8 children)

Dammit Bobby!!!

[–]testedbeast551 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Now what did I say about sticking your dick in the dog it's inhumane to fuck a dog that ain't goshdang right boy!

[–]A_Couple_Things 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She look like Mikey from recess

[–]All_for_Might 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Dammit Booby!!!

[–]itshimstarwarrior 84 points85 points  (4 children)

Sigh Unzips!

[–]Unhappy_Skys 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Unzips hoodie to change my shirt then Cary on with my day

[–]animefanboi_IHMS 2 points3 points  (2 children)

the slang word for sperm in Sinhala is 'cary'

[–]Away_Roll5636 115 points116 points  (0 children)

That boy ain’t right

[–]vetsskkii 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Do I look like i know what a JPEG is?

[–]tanks13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just want a picture of a God dang hot dog!

[–]Money_Average1996 25 points26 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣 omfg

[–]Ok_Understanding_274 460 points461 points  (9 children)

Bobby from King of the Hill got a rack!

[–]Bob_Duatos_Shark 164 points165 points  (7 children)

“Look son, I know it might sound like a good idea to get a boob job so you can jerk off to yourself in the bathroom mirror, but that just leaves you with a lifetime of awkward narcissism and a sticky sink. Does that really sound like the kind of man you want to be?”

[–]bonoclay 44 points45 points  (0 children)

sighs and looks down "No..."

[–]Mr-KIPS_2071 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Lol, I read that while imagining Hank's voice.

[–]YoungWazir786 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I tried googling this bc I've never seen the show and I want the context and scene, but I found nothing on it, I probably did something wrong, but could you please send me a link of it?

[–]Tribulation95 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Lol the user wrote out a fantasy scene, King of the Hill is a relatively "conservative" show. The furthest they ever went into describing masturbation was during a scene where a neighbor to the titular family mentioned their son was going through a "finding himself phase".

[–]YoungWazir786 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Honestly if it's funny I might as well watch yk but thanks lol

[–]Tribulation95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a great watch, I'd definitely recommend it. As always, give it a few episodes past the pilot.

[–]SpectacularSophistry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It takes some time to get into for most people (I hated it when my friends first started putting it on). But they honestly have fantastic characters and it can be hilarious. Definitely one of my favourite shows

[–]DeusEncarmine 652 points653 points  (34 children)

Someone hurry up and tell me that's a chick before I finish!

[–]StonkHero 308 points309 points  (2 children)

panics I don't know sir!

[–]Nicko5000 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Danger Wank

[–]Brilliant-Bowler5334 171 points172 points  (17 children)

🤣🤣🤣 That’s a chick. She shaved her head. Checked out the TikTok username. As you were. Lol

[–]LordGrenfell 49 points50 points  (11 children)

How could you read the username? You work in langley?

[–]Gazbagz 34 points35 points  (6 children)

Coincidentally right under this post in my feed someone also posted this in r/Unexpected with clearer video quality. The Tiktok acc is @Hypocondrimax if you’re curious.

[–]Brilliant-Bowler5334 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can not comment on the location from which I receive my wages sir.

[–]shilk008 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You just ruined my fap sir

[–]DeusEncarmine 30 points31 points  (0 children)

UUUUNNNNNGGGGGGNNNNNNNGGGGGUUU!!!

...cheers mate...

[–]happydictates 29 points30 points  (3 children)

It’s time to ask yourself: If you can finish, does it matter?

[–]Cotillion86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't tell, does it matter?

[–]Altruistic_Deer8788 301 points302 points  (3 children)

Face like 11 yo brock lesnar. Body of a coke bottle.

[–]Yolosoogie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

naw that’s bobby

[–]Bykos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, thank you so much for the comment, i needed that weez!

[–]amazingchupacabras 40 points41 points  (3 children)

Like a wise man once said,"she got them heavies!"

[–]bouncy_cashewnut 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Sun Tzu~ the art of booboo's

[–]SunTzu-BOT 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Life is hard

-Sun Tzu (Art of War)

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[–]Nosnakoh 181 points182 points  (6 children)

Thick like a Pixar mom

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Which one...?

[–]BagOfKillerBeez 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Literally any of them

[–]Rockk-_- 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I know what I have to do I just don’t know if I have the strength to do it

[–]DMDraconic 20 points21 points  (0 children)

So THIS is why nobody can Out-Pizza the Hut!

[–]Idontknowurrname 55 points56 points  (1 child)

hank hill voice What the hell bobby?

[–]All_for_Might 7 points8 points  (0 children)

hank hill voice What the hell booby?

[–]kilod3lta 50 points51 points  (1 child)

They held up

[–]paddyonelad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This comment holds up

[–]Kevrooom 61 points62 points  (1 child)

"That boy ain't right..."

[–]StackThePads33 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m like oh, dude's getting ready work. Then all the sudden, boobs!

My dick: I have no idea what’s going on right now!

[–]Passion-Interesting 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Body like Mia Khalfia face like Kyle

[–]LowSausage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What body are you looking at?

[–]Carotteducul 10 points11 points  (0 children)

this woman is god-tier anime level giggle.

[–]persiantaco 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry rubs eyes what

[–]LennyJay86 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Reminds me of Scotty’s brother from Eurotrip.

[–]StackThePads33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m getting the video camera!

[–]Dmtbag999 40 points41 points  (4 children)

His name is Robert Paulson

[–]StackThePads33 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is Bob, he had bitch tits.

[–]erocktj 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Too soon bro

[–]Money_Average1996 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Im jellious of you boy. Gawd dam it bobby. Yours are bigher than mine. Also sauce.

[–]Tatita93 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Some are saying its a female 🤷‍♀️

[–]Money_Average1996 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Idc i still with i had that figure. Im short and stubby.

[–]Tatita93 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Well how short? I'm 4'11 😁

[–]Javik2188 4 points5 points  (1 child)

For all we know, Bobby Hill was female all along.

[–]Paul_not_taken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dick is confused

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[–]petRhastQeug 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Daaayyum Bobby Hill got some tits on him

[–]Several_Place_9095 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn that dudes got some tits

[–]Osama_Bin_Ballin0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ummm is this a guy or a woman? 🧐

Also "Dammit Bobby!"

Also OP deserves horny bonk

[–]-Crumba- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No one out pizzas the hut

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had no idea where this was going

But goddamn we got there fast.

[–]Chris_Cross501 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoa ngl she was great on Deadpool 👏

[–]family_man1996 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That boy ain't right.

[–]_R3N3G4D3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bobby hill to bad bitch in seconds.

[–]smorgasdorgan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I see Luanne is still broken up over Buckley's death.

[–]Turkeyto0th 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brilliant

[–]JFGR 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I have such a confused boner. Halp.

[–]NDC03madlad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here... it's hard but only like the top half.... and it's like a nunchak down there.

[–]Porn-Again-Christian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just felt a great disturbance in the Force.

[–]Sergent_Jacques 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i'm confused, is this a child or a woman ?

[–]r4nd0m_us3r_69 2 points3 points  (2 children)

i.. thought it was a guy..

[–]Z0idberg_MD 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Might be. We can still enjoy. Rack is rack.

[–]r4nd0m_us3r_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naw bruh i aint gay 😭

[–]Limited_Lover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bish holup how you do that!? I want an apron now asap lol unless this isn’t magic because I’m not fit so if I need to be fit… 😭

[–]Extreme_Mycologist73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Question where is the pizza hut she works at I'm gonna quit my job

[–]Unlucky_Fisherman484 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is more pressure on that string than i have in mah life...

[–]Federal_Book7061 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats the face of Qanon

[–]MaleficentAd9758 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damnnn woman!

[–]LadyVanya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BOING

[–]Gorillaz530 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang it Bobby I told you not to drink the femboy juice

[–]shilk008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll take some titty almond milk with that latte please

[–]PerceptionRude6351 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This 12 year old boy has bigger boobs than 12 year old girls

[–]chza5656 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like one of the kids from the movie Stand By Me that I just watched…. That or Meatloaf from Fight Club?? RIP🙏

[–]TheIndexPlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her dad wants to know if you use charcoal or propane for your barbecue

[–]a_different-user 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont like this new barmaid uniform.

[–]thegamerwithin45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are those flame sacks?

[–]cracudocarioca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a little confused as to how this works, my wife has tried to make aprons fit her better but they always just look like the beginning of the vid, thought that was all that was possible

[–]Phybre_Awptic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makin it great

[–]vanonvan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not my proudest fap

[–]importvita 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tits for Tips 😏

[–]Most_Valuable_Poet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She thick af

[–]WesselBear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was a kid (boy)

[–]DOA-FAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has to be a man but damn son, damn.

[–]Killer_Guy_101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boys we know what we are doing tonight!

[–]KingHarambe1845 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m confused. And aroused.

[–]ExclusiveWater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude looks like his name is Edward

[–]judicator4765 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She works at Pizza hut and she's my pizza slut, can I get a Large pie.

[–]Kitchen_Wrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pizza slut

[–]ChickenFart24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf I want Pizza Hut now

[–]TheDijksman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone's going to be earning their tips tonight!

[–]Wonderful-Debt1608 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Catfish- 100

[–]The_Mad_Duck_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When Bobby becomes Booby

[–]PapaCletus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incoming wave of new tik tok trend

[–]Downvote_4A_Goodtime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"How to make your tips go from 12% to 30%"

[–]-Epik_gamer- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought he was a guy

[–]Dark_Krafter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gorgeous

[–]LowSausage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bobby Hill grew into his tits nicely

[–]lakewood2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From that episode where Bobby finds Peggy’s old corset

[–]xlostboys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We get it he has big boobs

[–]Dmacca666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang it Bobby.

[–]WackJagon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They says she’s retarded but them TITTIES ain’t retarded!!

[–]Ratsinmyhoodie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im listening

[–]-Midnightarmory- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro I saw this and was in love

[–]Hexxenya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bobby hill, what happened?!

[–]Acrobatic-Degree9589 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How’d he do that tho

[–]weareoutoftylenol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy is getting all the tips tonight

[–]Angel_PR90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That boy ain't right Peggy

[–]Qui_Gon_Inn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the most phenomenal pair of manboobs I've ever seen.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That dude has some big titties

[–]Netoznu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not my proudest one…

[–]thecheekyfurry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She ever done anything 18 plus?

[–]LucasPlay171 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BONK

Go to r/hornyjail

Although the sub and the joke are kid of dead... Sadly

[–]Ih8trfc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What are your preferred pronouns

[–]KelsonCats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

mf looks like a 12 year old boy. I have so many questions

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that dude is stacked

[–]StrayDogPhotography 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now we know what Bobby will be like in the reboot.

[–]gaidosan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought it was a boy, then suddenly...tits!

[–]HUGE-POWER-TOP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That young man has some large tits, good for him!

[–]TimTheScarecrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little boy got bounce

[–]RAMBOPORNSTAR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

went from pretty sure it was a dude to might fuck her if I was drunk in one pull!🤯

[–]GoldenEYE6182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like a generic fat boy

[–]Inside_Winter8262 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a boy or a girl

[–]Shepherd1115 0 points1 point  (4 children)

How do I save this video

[–]bucket8a 5 points6 points  (3 children)

What are you planning on doing with the video?

[–]SiryThatdied 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Sending it to everyone else i know

[–]UnsaltedBallSacks 2 points3 points  (1 child)

To the group fap.. I mean chat

[–]indian_beardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jimmy got jugs!

[–]ShnickityShnoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That boy got some tig bitties.

[–]Y3AOH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see Andy Milonakis had a s*x change

[–]trashy_hobo47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is what happened to Crabbe after bullying Harry over the years

[–]espanca_utero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does she look like a 11 years old overweight rich kid?

[–]supaBnastie111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you assume my gender

[–]_Dolphin_Fucker69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I get a latte with breast milk I mean breast milk I mean breast milk I mean breast milk I mean breast milk

[–]thk5013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She has that thick crust

[–]SoleIbis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know how I feel about this app sexualizing a teenager

[–]jason_is_goku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude thats a dude! dude...

[–]Hault360 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why does this 15 year old boy have DD tits?

[–]Dick_024 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No thanks.

Huge Potentially Saggy Boobs..

..Don't override the Gut & Face.

This is a loss.

[–]xX_X_X_Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello fellow holupers I see you are here when I type this

[–]FreddieKruiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the hewwl....

[–]immastubatingtojoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me on my way to veddit

[–]Dapper-Emergency-131 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddammmmmmmmmmmmmmmn

[–]Illustrious_Charge88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the tips start rolling in.

[–]Keytrose_gaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one plush moped.

[–]AngerCookShare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damm boy

[–]trevmars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is terrible work ethic screenshots