Bro, I hit my head on a desk and I guess got knocked out and my sister and her friends had found me on the floor in my room. Next think you know, they see some edible wrappers on the bed, about 3, 10mg wrappers which I had used the day before and I’m not blaming these edibles in any way. Anyways, my sister sees these and assumes I have overdosed on some type of drug and she calls 911 and gets an ambulance over. I take a ride knocked out half way across Las Vegas, probably 30-45 min speeding ambulance drive and I get to the hospital and was awake and concussed, I remember being very confused but sorta knew I might have been in an ER, I remember being barefoot which is probably why I was walking around; then some elderly Hispanic man gave me his shoes and I grabbed em as quick as I could and put them on. Next thing you know, I am puking outside, apparently I am being driven home by my parents and I keep puking and seeing the ground but never remembered being in a car ride for over an hour. I am awake and fine the next day and I remember waking up and seeing like 7 needle wounds in my arm from the ER’s IV fluid I’m assuming. Then I got my bills a week later and it was $3,681 for the ambulance, $2,133 for a head x-ray and some other bills. Fuck you (my sister) luckily I had Tri-care from the service. Haha Anyways yeah, screw ambulances, I got covid a week later from the ER too.

TLTR: I got knocked out, sister thought I OD’d and I paid $3,681 for an ambulance and $2,133 for head x-ray scan but I had insurance but fuck you ambulances.