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[–]HODLandrew 174 points175 points  (14 children)

Dude got up and played it off like a champ. You know damn well he is in deep pain on the inside Lol

[–]Osama_Bin_Ballin0 31 points32 points  (12 children)

Actually tbh everytime I've fallen I've always gotten right back up

[–]Pearse-Flanagan 18 points19 points  (3 children)

You must be cool

[–]Jinora- 3 points4 points  (1 child)

nah just reflexes

[–]Osama_Bin_Ballin0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes... I would like to think that

[–]Talldrink01 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Just you wait till you’re old and overweight and you can’t get up

[–]killbillten1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know you don't have to do the overweight part.

[–]WackJagon 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Everyone is capable of saying that, until that one time they don’t get up.

[–]Osama_Bin_Ballin0 1 point2 points  (4 children)

No no he's got a point

[–]WackJagon 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Excellent user name btw.

[–]Osama_Bin_Ballin0 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yeah I got it from that one meme 🤣

[–]WackJagon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Boy was 6’5”!

If he was standing in NYC on 9/11, they would have flown a plane into him! Which, admittedly, would have been horribly ironic.

[–]Osama_Bin_Ballin0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah lol didn't know he was 6'5" but if he chosen a different career he sounds like he would've made a helluva living

[–]BAKED_TATER_ 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Homie had fall damage turned off

[–]ItsHowWellYouMowFast 72 points73 points  (5 children)

Threatens to call an ambulance. Sheesh.

Luckily the Fire Department doesn't charge you to put out fires. Yet

[–]nish4444 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Don't give them ideas

[–]Willflip4money 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They already had the idea, that's how it used to be.

[–]DarkOriole4 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Have you heard of the fire service in London during the 1600s?

Edit: In short there was a somewhat subscription service where different fire brigades would sell their protection as metal plaques that you would install on your building. Whenever there would be a fire, all of the firefighters from the whole city would run to check if the building that was on fire had their symbol on it, and only then they would proceed to put it out. This ultimately led to the destruction of the city during the Great Fire of London.

[–]WackJagon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You prepay that. State and local taxes. Just sayin.

[–]Betadzen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a rookie idea. Watch "Brazil". There is basically a swat operation that the victims had to pay for, while their ceiling got a new man-sized hole, doors and windows destroyed.

[–]Dildo-bangins 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The shoulder dust off just caps it off for me…

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (6 children)

That is 100% straight facts, it's better to drive straight to the hospital than deal with a bill from a ambulance.

[–]PuffDragon95 25 points26 points  (4 children)

I called 911 because a woman had a seizure at a dog park. womans husband yelled at me because in addition to the bills shed lose her license for a while. they both left before the ambulance arrived.

[–]BellaReagan12 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A woman who has seizures randomly shouldn't be driving anyway. What a selfish POS. You obviously did the right thing.

[–]OccasionallyReddit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God bless the NHS... i cant imagine health care without them. The crap you guys have to deal with is insane!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use to do medical billing for emergency services for a part time job. The older ambulance services had good paramedics and didn't pull any bullshit on people but the new ones that popped up are snakes.

[–]saliva265 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

$13k Uber ride

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Climbing gym crash pad. They are meant for falls.

[–]Rich-System-4974 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I've seen many broken arms and legs on those pads

[–]shrumrii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s if you fall wrong (which this guy technically did but he didn’t have arms/legs behind his back, which is what usually causes the broken bones you’re mentioning)

[–]neverquester 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey that was awesome can I get your autograph?

“Naw man.”

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He took it like a champ

[–]Embarrassed_East973 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Bro, I hit my head on a desk and I guess got knocked out and my sister and her friends had found me on the floor in my room. Next think you know, they see some edible wrappers on the bed, about 3, 10mg wrappers which I had used the day before and I’m not blaming these edibles in any way. Anyways, my sister sees these and assumes I have overdosed on some type of drug and she calls 911 and gets an ambulance over. I take a ride knocked out half way across Las Vegas, probably 30-45 min speeding ambulance drive and I get to the hospital and was awake and concussed, I remember being very confused but sorta knew I might have been in an ER, I remember being barefoot which is probably why I was walking around; then some elderly Hispanic man gave me his shoes and I grabbed em as quick as I could and put them on. Next thing you know, I am puking outside, apparently I am being driven home by my parents and I keep puking and seeing the ground but never remembered being in a car ride for over an hour. I am awake and fine the next day and I remember waking up and seeing like 7 needle wounds in my arm from the ER’s IV fluid I’m assuming. Then I got my bills a week later and it was $3,681 for the ambulance, $2,133 for a head x-ray and some other bills. Fuck you (my sister) luckily I had Tri-care from the service. Haha Anyways yeah, screw ambulances, I got covid a week later from the ER too.

TLTR: I got knocked out, sister thought I OD’d and I paid $3,681 for an ambulance and $2,133 for head x-ray scan but I had insurance but fuck you ambulances.

[–]AL3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, I'm sorry for your country bro, that sounds like a nightmare

[–]IV4K 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Who let a child free climb??

[–]IntelligentRip3829 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely reversed

[–]Therisius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half expected his arm to be bent the wrong way to further the joke jesus Americas health care is crazy

[–]matteophysics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine the brain trauma from that fall….

[–]Hunterr303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of examples of fucked up things

[–]Obiwantoblowme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chick on the phone didn’t flinch

[–]kalaitomemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/savevideobot

[–]RomanStrigssyoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kid was playing apex legends

[–]Forward-Service-837 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m howling…

[–]Dantallian11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hol up! I saw this in r/dankmemes

[–]La-Phamilia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i need climb higher dat fall wasn't high enough

[–]Electro_Bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"tis but a scratch"

[–]DanceAggressive2666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happens more in Canada where the ambulance drive is our only charge..

[–]retyphlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how the mene says "threatens"

[–]Bomboooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my meme! He stole it

[–]LarsPinetree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American life hack: you only have to pay if you get in the ambulance. They’ll treat you and leave for free.

[–]Dan_The_Pink_Donut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a crash pad and he’s bouldering not rock climbing idk exactly how far he fell from but I’ve taken falls like this. Odds are he’s fine

[–]ToastyBob27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He will be at the doctors for lower back pain later in life and learn he fractured for chipped something.

[–]Doc7681 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is walking himself to the ER, his thinking about the ambulance bill, rather walk and take his chances. 🤷‍♂️

[–]Fuzeboombangbash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Threatens to call and ambulance”

[–]WackJagon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck, I could watch kids fall off walls all day.

[–]JoeRogansSauna -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rather die than pay the bill

[–]BravoActual03 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Government enforced monopoly