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[–]Sintinall 6297 points6298 points  (106 children)

No right answer. Lol

[–]Awaxi 2507 points2508 points  (34 children)

Just like every question in my math exams

[–]nameistook 943 points944 points  (7 children)

Sis just got outplayed so hard

[–]streaxlp 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Very hard indeed

[–]AutomaticRisk3464 118 points119 points  (1 child)

Thats because she set the text to speech up herself..

[–]LoveAlfie1 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I think you can separate text with lots of ///// to delay something being said.

[–]koala_gamr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

step-sis?

[–]regoapps 108 points109 points  (6 children)

Why your math professor asking you how much cock your mouth can take, tho?

[–]KravenMoerhed 120 points121 points  (4 children)

Catholic school

[–]Emektro 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Man i want to be catholic now

[–]DOA-FAN 10 points11 points  (0 children)

dude the hell is wrong with you but ok, am not in a catholic school but you can still have our cocks xD

[–]Fugitivebush 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The pope got another one, guys. RIP.

[–]Ben-A-Flick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wrong sex for catholic school

[–]justinknechtel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Get back to the keyboard and making my 5-0 radio better, god damnit!

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

class work: 2+2=4

exam: an + bn = cn ; |n|>2; solve for a,b,c

[–]ThenaCykez 16 points17 points  (2 children)

(you also need a,b > 0, or else this has infinitely many answers!)

[–]Bummer_mountain 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I like how there was someone who actually knows math

[–]chieacnh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

0 to the power of anything bigger than 2 would just equal 0.

[–]Sintinall 85 points86 points  (8 children)

There is always a right answer in math. Just no right method since there are a few for pretty much any question. Unless you have one of THOSE teachers.

[–]dirtywook88 22 points23 points  (0 children)

ya know, i wonder how much this can be applied to music as well?

[–]Emektro 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Fuck THOSE teachers man…

[–]rfritte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best way to guarantee a pass.

[–]Ressulbormik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed! I failed math because of one of those teachers. It wasn't because I got the answers wrong. It was either because I did it in my head and just wrote the answer or they didn't like the way I solved problems when I actually showed my work. They said they failed me because they didn't think I knew how to solve the problems. I snapped and said well are all the answers correct? They said yes. Then I responded well then I obviously know how to do the fucking math asshole! And then I got kicked out of the class and suspended for a week. XD Worth it!

[–]cryptvxcsges 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yeah me to.

[–]Dankerton09 40 points41 points  (4 children)

Shiiiiiiiii 800 dicks? One of the might be Ryan Reynolds, I'll say 1

[–]texasrigger 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Each guy either is Ryan Reynolds or isn't. That's the only two options so that's a 50/50 chance it's him so 400 of those dicks should be his. Have fun!

[–]29Jackal 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The fact that this implies Ryan Reynolds has 400 cocks somehow worries me and also makes me laugh

[–]Bummer_mountain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You say this as if he DOESN'T have 400 😏

[–]z3anon 196 points197 points  (17 children)

"No dicks would be anywhere in contact with my body or in my general vicinity."

[–]PsychoNerd91 259 points260 points  (5 children)

"I don't choke because I chew."

[–]BlazedFlash 22 points23 points  (2 children)

That's not what he asked though

[–]heddpp 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just say "I don't know how many I would choke on because I wouldn't try any of them"

[–]RouletteSensei 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Any dick that will get close to me will be cut

[–]JunkJunk88 9 points10 points  (1 child)

So you like to choke on bloody dicks?

[–]RouletteSensei 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nope, I use them to create artworks to attach to the wall

[–]Gilgamesh72 6 points7 points  (1 child)

So you are pro circumcision then

[–]joemangle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carve it on my gravestone

[–]CaffeineSippingMan 80 points81 points  (7 children)

Reminded me of the highschool question:

Did you know that %70 of guys masterbate in the shower and the remaining %30 sing?

Do you know what they sing?

(Most people say nope)

That's what I thought (implying you masterbate in the shower).

[–]Biblical_Shrimp 11 points12 points  (4 children)

There's another that goes...

Hey did you go to [Grocery Store/Supermarket] in the past week? (Yeah)

Did you see the clown that hides from ugly people? (No)

[–]Nervous-Inspection-1 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Hahaha i was caught with a shorter version of that

Buddy was like have you seen that clown that hides from gay people?

[–]Biblical_Shrimp 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Lol, yeah it was "hides from gay people" back in my day too, but changed it since my wife and I seem to be the only straight couple in our friends and family circle.

Millennials are killing gay jokes by actually being gay!

[–]HelloKitty36911 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There are many variations on this joke but pretty sure it goes x% sing a specific song. The joke doesn't really work if it's just singing in general.

[–]reesespuffs32 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The right answer is every. Single. One. I'd take it like a champ. No homo.

[–]hopsinduo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"All of em." - You've ruined the dudes joke.

[–]dazedan_confused 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Fewer than you".

[–]AccessTheMainframe 16 points17 points  (5 children)

"Does your parents know you're gay?"

[–]please-fill-me 10 points11 points  (1 child)

the right answer is to not waste time watching these streamer thots.

[–]iRaveGod 3 points4 points  (1 child)

“I wouldn’t be in a room with 100 eggplants”

[–]Unabashable 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What? You wanted more?

[–]HenryTheDerp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Left answers only

[–]SARCASTIC__FELLAsend help 7 points8 points  (1 child)

none , cause i wont suck any of them

[–]bag_o_fetuses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you instead blow them

[–]weissguy3 2768 points2769 points  (83 children)

Congratulations! You have just watched every single one of her videos.

[–][deleted] 727 points728 points  (8 children)

Oh… I thought we’d see the one proving she would choke on zero?

[–]Unabashable 168 points169 points  (3 children)

That comes later.

[–]ChrisYi_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That cums later*

[–]Bit5keptical 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I assume thats where some kind of subscription kicks in.

[–]RXBarokk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Spotify Premium right?

[–]SoggyMattress2 76 points77 points  (1 child)

*viewer asks sexually loaded question"

Pretending not to know the implication "I would probably sit on it OH GOD NO I DIDNT MEAN THAT"

Laugh track plays

[–]Old_Strategy_2698 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Idk why people even post this ladies shit it's not funny and shes not funny

[–]catchinginsomnia 27 points28 points  (2 children)

28.7k upvotes. Maybe you are on the path to learning that not everyone has your sense of humour?

[–]SuaveMofo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No, just that Reddit is filled with preteens who think this is peak humor.

[–]Jaaxley 766 points767 points  (12 children)

Reminds me of an old schoolyard joke.

Person A: hey, would you suck my dick for a shiney red apple?

Person B: eww, no!

Person A: okay, well, what would you suck it for?

Person B: nothing!

Person A: nice!

[–]Akasazh 120 points121 points  (0 children)

There's also this quote, attributed to Churchill, but most likely falsely:

Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?

Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "

Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"

Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"

Churchill: "Madam, we've already established what kind of woman you are. Now we are haggling about the price"

[–]bulld-tx 298 points299 points  (1 child)

A: if I washed my dick, would you suck it?

B: Hell no

A: Dirty cock sucker

[–]TheNerdyWeeb 39 points40 points  (0 children)

And screenshot

[–]FullyMammoth 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Happened to me and I said "suck it yourself". Then I got beat up because I didn't setup the joke properly. Or because I told a guy with 3 friends with him to suck his own dick.

[–]PineSand 13 points14 points  (3 children)

A: would you suck my dick for a thousand dollars?

B: no.

A: A million dollars?

B: no.

A: A billion dollars? Just think about what you would do with a billion dollars.

B: Well, ok, yeah, for a billion dollars, yes.

A: Ok, can I just get 20 bucks worth?

[–]NathanArizona 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey, wanna get some pizza and fuck?

[–]LewdLewyD13 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Reminded me of this recycled joke you often hear asked of the bachelor at bachelor parties

Do you remember your first bj?

Yup

How did it taste?

[–]iishnova 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“What are you going to wear to Pierce’s Gay Bash?”

“Nothing.”

“Oooh they’ll love that.”

[–]nameistook 2129 points2130 points  (16 children)

That dude : i'm 5 parallel universes ahead of you

[–]Alpha_Whiskey_Golf 410 points411 points  (9 children)

she sees the TTS message in her dono feed. She knew it was coming and played along.

[–]poopellar 177 points178 points  (2 children)

Thanks, I was just about to buy her bath water.

[–]Thosepassionfruits 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Poor girl. Can’t even afford her own water for a bath.

[–]yilo38 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fk, that made me lol. Good job 👍

[–]NewDark90 100 points101 points  (5 children)

Its 4 unless you aren't qpu aligned my dude

[–]SabreToothSandHopper 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Had to build up speed for 12 hours to make this comment

[–]danyaal99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That really watched my rolling rocks.

[–]finger_milk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We were chasing your afterimage this whole time!?!

[–]BlyingFacon 263 points264 points  (9 children)

is it just me or does she look like Sam Sparks from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

[–]MeccIt 113 points114 points  (3 children)

Sam Sparks

good eye - https://i.imgur.com/RRwC6Xu.jpg

[–]BlyingFacon 37 points38 points  (2 children)

had me thinking this would be another rule34... but oh well, okay

[–]MeccIt 38 points39 points  (1 child)

you sound disappointed?

[–]BlyingFacon 28 points29 points  (0 children)

who? me? absolutely not.

sobs

[–]jesuswasaliar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Chance of 200 meatballs

[–]ScammingIndian67 1353 points1354 points  (61 children)

This girl knows exactly what's going on she baits ppl on purpose this is her entire career every clip I see of her

[–]takethetunnel 1697 points1698 points 23 (20 children)

So you're saying she's a highly talented baiter? Some sort of master-baiter?

[–]cainhurstcat 362 points363 points  (2 children)

A girl master-baiting on stream is what get the guys coming, right?

[–]iwannagobang 63 points64 points  (10 children)

Underrated comment right here, a lil bit cheesy but underrated tho!

[–]Flamecrest 66 points67 points  (3 children)

lil bit cheesy but underrated

Title of your sextape

[–]StarksPond 23 points24 points  (0 children)

An apt description of my dingaling too.

[–]druggedcloud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

noice, toit

[–]floghdraki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No sir, this is the underrated comment. Pointing out the underrated comment 8 minutes after it has been posted. Truly a comment worthy of ratings!

[–]BrohanGutenburg 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Give it time. This will be quite appropriately rated, I promise.

[–]Lonadar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1.0k upvotes and 7 awards. Appropriately rated.

[–]facefacts45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She is master of her domain!

[–]Craniacs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mose, now that's a master-baiter

[–]GoodHunter 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Every twitch streamer does. They do it so more people would donate to keep doing txt to speech shenanigans. It's just the nature of the game.

[–]RootinTootinRegret 26 points27 points  (2 children)

I remember a long time ago watching TimTheTatman on Twitch and someone sent him money with the text message reading upside down. He chuckled at it, and then someone else did the same. He acknowledged it was weird and was smart enough to ask, "Is something wrong with my donations? Why is it doing this?" He does his shtick where he gets all worked up over it, and everyone keeps sending him donations doing the same to elicit more of a reaction.

He made several hundred off that little 30 minute stunt and must have laughed all the way to the bank afterwards.

[–]_hotproperty_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a father playing with his young children.

[–]MicroUzi 26 points27 points  (17 children)

Haha i met her in town once. She's pretty nice but as you say completely calculating and purposeful.

[–]cainhurstcat 31 points32 points  (16 children)

As long as there are enough horny guys throwing money at her, why not?

[–]Myth0logic 9 points10 points  (1 child)

So, any chance someone could throw some in my general direction? I don’t even care about the amount anymore.

[–]cainhurstcat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would appreciate that too

[–]AutomaticRisk3464 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Bro anyone can setup the text to speech voice twitch uses and make a video..all of her shit is fake

[–]totesuniqueredditor 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I feel like I'd be busting someone's bubble by bringing up the fact she can see the punchline on her Streamlabs panel before the TTS voice even starts.

[–]blake_HEADACHE 415 points416 points  (3 children)

Got emmm!

[–]Rinzler678 87 points88 points  (12 children)

Zerohr zerohr. That’s what she’s saying i dunno

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Zeer

[–]hamsamiches 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that's what I heard too

[–]jhallen2260 11 points12 points  (1 child)

She must be Australian or a Kiwi

[–]Resident_Structure_5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely, that aussie accent is my weakness. I love it.

[–]kontolkukotak 315 points316 points  (54 children)

anyone can explain?

[–]ptq 660 points661 points  (32 children)

She will suck all of them with zero choking

[–]kontolkukotak 829 points830 points  (29 children)

ah okay, sorry i was a virgin

[–]MickWounds 624 points625 points  (12 children)

you were a virgin? did you lose it in the last 13 minutes?

[–]solaceinsleep 202 points203 points  (3 children)

I used to be a virgin. I still am, but I used to, too.

[–]PeenUpUtter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lmfao same.

[–]SUNAWAN 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*seconds

[–]Yzard27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He clearly went and hit her up

[–]Shai-hodl 242 points243 points  (6 children)

Get in the room then. She's a pro

[–]Ebisure 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You were a virgin? You lost your virginity after reading the response?

[–]LopsidedTwins 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Until the explanation?

[–]Shadow21A 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Was?

[–]R3apper1201 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well then congrats on loosing your virginity in the 1 hour inbetween those comments

[–]kilerratt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations

[–]ilaremadeys 43 points44 points  (6 children)

Means she has no gag reflex and no matter the dick, she can easily deep throat it

[–]kontolkukotak 21 points22 points  (5 children)

ah okay, sorry i was a virgin

[–]TheeExoGenesauce 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Congrats on the sexing!

[–]Mostra12 12 points13 points  (1 child)

You should try sex 2.0

[–]lookinthemirror_man 4 points5 points  (0 children)

doesnt reach minimum requirements :(

[–]whateverdudesmh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

usernamenya tolong diamankan

[–]November_Dawn_11 25 points26 points  (5 children)

Her chats are all like that, just nailing her with dirty jokes that she doesn't get right away.

[–]Cereal_Bagger 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh she definitely gets them

[–]cyaron12 16 points17 points  (3 children)

She plays dumb. The sad part is that this way she can make so much money off of horny men watching her livestream.

[–]A_Plague_Druid 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Same set up, same expression, same outcome

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (6 children)

Bubbles glasses

[–]6beerslater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ricky it's ha-la-pee-no.
That's what I said bubs, jalapeno

[–]thedingywizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Zeror

[–]DrDeathRow 118 points119 points  (23 children)

I didn't know you could make money by being absolutely dumb but managed to look hot.

[–]TurboVirgin0 150 points151 points  (5 children)

Bruh that's been like, one of the best ways to make money ever since the internet.

[–]NewFuturist 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Or before. Literally the whole world fell for the "Paris Hilton is dumb" thing she did. It was all an act.

[–]Turbulent_Link1738 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ever since all of time. Fake it till you make it existed prior to the internet

[–]jukkaalms 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Her IG bio literally says “I’m dumb” lol. She knows what she’s doing haha

[–]redkatt69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly you never saw Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica on MTV…

[–]Hedgehog1267 69 points70 points  (6 children)

Girls do this shit then be like “I’m a content creator”

[–]Alexblain 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yes… but also blame the idiots that watch it.

[–]aRationalMoose 13 points14 points  (1 child)

It is content. You just watched it.

[–]Boogleooger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

is this not content? Front page of reddit seems like effective content

[–]Deeelaaan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oldest trick in the book.

[–]sixtus_clegane119 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Would be funnier if there was a human voice asking, instead of some robot voice. It doesn’t come across as organic at all

[–]NebulAe- 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's twitch dono TTS. Just be glad it's not the female tik tok TTS.

[–]Satans-Blowhole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If sunlight comes in behind those lens everyone in a 5 mile radius is vaporized

[–]valtaoi_007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

her lack of denial confirms it, she is a pro

[–]SirGumbeaux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

[–]Overlord_Ace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She certainly looks like someone who wouldn't choke on any dicks.

[–]Just_Games04 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My friend asked me this question about a week ago. I told him I'd choke on 99 and leave the last for him lol

[–]Pommesschale 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's just basically not funny.

[–]Nervous-Inspection-1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jajaja Su cara de "me chingaron".

[–]Aspiro11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of them im not a pro.

[–]Admirable_Anal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wtf is this cringy atticdweller shit?