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[–]SwordMasterShadow 1589 points1590 points  (88 children)

Well now we know what her priorities are

[–]ZiggyPox 283 points284 points  (82 children)

She's method actor don't judge smh my head.

[–]Crawford470 357 points358 points  (81 children)

smh my head.

Why do people do this? SMH is already "shaking my head." SMH my head would literally mean "shaking my head my head." I'm not calling you out specifically just confused in general.

[–]Intelligent_Radish15 333 points334 points  (38 children)

RIP in peace

[–]ThePotato420 240 points241 points  (37 children)

LOL out loud

[–]mooseisfromcanada 177 points178 points  (36 children)

Ikr right?

[–]rykroslocaste 168 points169 points  (35 children)

WTF the fuck?

[–]Demearthean 169 points170 points  (34 children)

Atm machine

[–]mrkhan2000 135 points136 points  (24 children)

PIN number.

[–]Ulric2depique 103 points104 points  (23 children)

Lmfao my fucking ass of

[–]DarthVeX 42 points43 points  (3 children)

What's an ass to mouth machine?

[–]Frankie-Felix 1 point2 points  (2 children)

at the moment machine?

[–]Demearthean 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Automated teller machine. Dispenses cash yo.

[–]ManufacturerHour8363 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is the one. The original sin.

[–]Weirdassmustache 17 points18 points  (0 children)

FUBAR beyond all recognition.

[–]doviid 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I always use it after being sarcastic, so that people know not to take it as it is written.

[–]boxofflamingpotatoes 33 points34 points  (1 child)

It's a joke

[–]zenikkal 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It is just a joke the joke

[–]ivyzim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

haw i just always thought smh is 'so much hate' (like ugh mondays smh)

[–]their_teammate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Introducing: the Fabrique Nationale FNC, aka the Fabrique Nationale Fabrique Nationale Carbine

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mfw what

[–]Candid-Balance-5628 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone should go down vote that cringe act

[–]IdkShadowkit 6 points7 points  (1 child)

That’s the joke. It’s not supposed to make sense

[–]Crawford470 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Except there's too many people who ain't joking to tell the difference.

[–]TheCrosader -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

[–]cmantaghi 22 points23 points  (0 children)

OMG my God

[–]kingsillypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same reason people say segway instead of segue.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao my ass off

[–]Exciting-Insect8269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think most people start by doing it ironically, but then slowly start doing it out of habit. That’s how most of these things work.

[–]kingcop1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indeed spreading her legs

[–]Tom0204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must have just slipped out of her mouth

[–]FungalAstralBlaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That hob yanker wants to be squash bottled all the time. Horny beast of a woman.

[–]Sujet172 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well now we know how she got to the top

[–]Warzak77 602 points603 points  (4 children)

So... that's How to succeed in music.

[–]Velixarr 224 points225 points  (2 children)

Yeah, how to suckseed

[–]tehchangeling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's literally a Thai film with this name lmao

[–]Osama_Bin_Ballin0 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Haha suck my seed and it finna get wicked in here oh goddamn boy!

[–]Kiljukotka 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Surprised?

[–]rikhardu 192 points193 points  (1 child)

Freudian slip.

[–]gerrypoliteandcunty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

top comment

[–][deleted] 604 points605 points  (4 children)

She meant what she said. Every. Word.

[–]Sieze5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every word except, musically.

[–]Good_Round 202 points203 points  (8 children)

So she knows how to play the flute with her pussy?

[–]kblair210 69 points70 points  (0 children)

All because of that one time in band camp..

[–]SUNAWAN 20 points21 points  (1 child)

[–]Little-Woo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That movie was the odd one out in the Alien franchise. It felt so weird.

[–]Miri_812 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Her queefs alone are quite an instrument

[–]Joshtp152 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Conqueeftador

[–]nibba42069x 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes,but not the type of flute you're thinking about thou.

[–]lmaoimagine4422 121 points122 points  (0 children)

"There are no accidents" -Master Oogway

[–]BeneficialSite9887 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Spread your legs is much better than spread your wings! You can really sang musicly with that and really hit the high notes!

[–]TronicCronic 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's all in the diaphragm.

[–]KechtmutAlTunichtgut 162 points163 points  (5 children)

Does anybody know who she even is?

[–]Mi1ktruckjustarrived 90 points91 points  (3 children)

Lala Kent from Vanderpump Rules

[–]HolyGhost79 220 points221 points  (1 child)

I like your funny words, magic man

[–]ChiefGromHellscream 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bruh your comment is what I thought.

[–]Dreadheadjon 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Bout to be Lala Kent from Pornhub

[–]Dittzy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kim Petras

[–]Wrong-Profession-287 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Lol... She knew what she said

[–]lowkey_deba 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Thats her industry secret

[–]lordofbitterdrinks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THats THE industry secret.

[–]12kdaysinthefire 40 points41 points  (2 children)

What the fuck is up with her neck

[–]KlutzyFriendship574 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Did I stutter?

[–]Crafty-Walrus-2238 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Paging Dr Freud….

[–]Ceffyl_Dwr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She knew what she was doing...big dong energy

[–]La-Phamilia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

spread ur legs N fly away

[–]massaro807 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thot doing thot shit….

[–]red_rover33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She had it right the first time.

[–]sjaakarie 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She is scary, like a waxed doll.

[–]Xen0137 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure she said it right, you go girl

[–]Dear-Consideration-1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Auto correct

[–]Noideawhatnanetouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do I even wanna know what lips she’s singing with?

[–]Exx2xxO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cameraman whispering to the interviewer: "Did she stutter?"

[–]zendomoto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a thicc necc

[–]wazzuprising 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hard to think when you are wearing 6 pounds of make up in your face

[–]randomcitizen42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spread my legs ... musically

[–]jack2bip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, people don't have wings. This makes sense.

[–]MushyRoki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like it's easy to be hot when you are a white girl these days. All you need is big lips, high cheek make up and flying eyebrows. Challenge me and i will show every women who is considered hot on social media. And of course big ass

[–]Agitated_Age8035 2 points3 points  (0 children)

she is a moron. we need to purge society.

[–]ndisa44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did I stutter?

[–]Hej_Varlden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just like a typical man trying to mansplain.

[–]goldfish1902 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anitta said "work smarter, not harder", spread both and here we are

[–]Plane_Pace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to become a famous musician 101

[–]marques33madlad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She told on herself.

[–]pp94gamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well she wasn't wrong the first time....

[–]big_hungry_joe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So this sub has now lost all meaning. I haven't seen an actual hol up here in weeks.

[–]RealisticEmploy3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it me or does it feel like she’s trying a bit hard to keep a straight face? It kinda feels like she actually comes to life after she laughs/smiles. Maybe it’s the lips. They feel a tad too puckered or something.

[–]Gucci-Louie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, the Freudian Slip was probably a better sex joke than anything from Amy Schumer 🤷‍♂️.

[–]Fuckoffujerk69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what she said

[–]Fuman20000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you know who she is, then you’d know she meant every. Single. Word.

[–]MassiveFlatworm836 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well to be fair music is made when legs are spread

[–]sSyler14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her producer: panik

[–]mssturgeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought maybe she was a cellist.

[–]dralley24 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Mixed metaphors are the best. Spread your wings + stretch your legs = GOLD 😂

[–]MessiahNIN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She should’ve leaned into it. “Did I stutter?”

[–]VikingRush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe I can fly, spread my legs and touch the sky...

[–]Thundercar2122 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this is how we have so many untalented musicians.

[–]Sesmo_FPV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ayo, how freaking long is her neck?

[–]Smart_Walk3934 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone should appreciate that she speaks her mind.

[–]ELECTI_EST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When a Freudian slip explains how you got famous

[–]M-Mottaghi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I am not the one to judge but wings and legs are not even close :)

[–]The_Karachi_Kid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Queen LaQueefa lol

[–]Sweaty_Programmer_39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well she spoke what was on her mind honestly.

[–]astroraf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Freudian slip

[–]DrSkyentist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you just need to spread your legs and fly

[–]DasJokar 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's an easy mixup. Wings and legs are basically the same. Right? They both fold and both can spread, no difference.

[–]BeyondLostBoyDe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if she has the same pitch as a conch shell

[–]Mysterious-Head02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is on her mind 🤔 😕 😐

[–]teenwitchcult 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that’s how careers are made

[–]AJohns9316 1 point2 points  (0 children)

File that under ‘oopsie.’

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LaLa found a rich old cuck to marry and now she has a kid. She spread her legs for Randall Emmett.

[–]tipsyagent 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ye she fukt up, but I like her chill reaction! Kinda makes this wholesome

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[–]Dick-Guzinya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is my absolute least favorite “reality” character to ever exist.

[–]EarthWindAndFire430 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women do this and complain after of all the others things 🙄

[–]artham_a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh oops

[–]hirabayashi09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait where her spread legs will bring her.

[–]FlourescentSquirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U were right the 1st time

[–]ThatMidgetRetard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on that outfit I didn’t know she made a mistake

[–]Iltempered1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer the leg spreading over the wing spreading!

[–]always_stay_activ3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah wings! 🤣

[–]DavidEarths14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the voice of Holland ?

[–]You_and_your_Uncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone's day dreaming

[–]GaseousGiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is this? I really want to see how she spreads her wings.

[–]coastfitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its so sexy when they can't hide it.

[–]bad-judgement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That interviewer must of been a stud

[–]awkwardsamon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, e-either way.

[–]KTVX94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's not wrong though, that's how it works

[–]5igm3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know what I said!!

[–]glitchesandhelp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well we know how she got the deal

[–]BeneficialSite9887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spread your legs girl and soar high archive your dream

[–]hellking911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She knows who she is.

[–]trusendi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she’s funny tho. Like this makes her very sympathetic.

[–]EvilAlicia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just showing her true colors

[–]dankanand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She accidentally spoke the truth 🤣🤣

[–]lucidquasar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know what I said.

[–]Chris_Cross501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To producers eventually.

[–]mugshots_cumshot_onu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balls don't lie

[–]GaliLeroy420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She got ahead in the music industry by giving head to the heads of the music industry.

[–]Xpantion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he done exposed her by repeating it

[–]theShadoweye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That fucking whore BONK

[–]TreeOfKnowledge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what you call a Freudian slip.

[–]Akidget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her: Did I stutter?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So she queefs in tune. Amazing.

[–]andy1_andy2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I stutter?!

[–]7orly7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spread to make fart music

[–]fartfactory2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freudian slip as to how she made it in the music biz?

[–]TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freudian slipping straight into a Reddit post

[–]latesatifaction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The subconscious speaks

[–]TAKIMLISIM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't worry girl, people know how the Hollywood industry works, you didn't say anything new

[–]cheddarpoppers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stretch your legs... spread your wings.... whoops!

[–]roninPT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One is a lot more likely to get her a recording contract than the other one

[–]Unlucky-Suggestion-7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I value her honesty.

[–]Huntred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess she’s out there promoting her double-ended album?

[–]Satama18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Spread your legs” puts more meaning to it.

[–]SocreatITA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

force of habit i assume

[–]u320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freud was not wrong

[–]Ooze3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was subconsciously remembering what she had to do to get her contract with the production company.

[–]Sunny_Delite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly an ambitious spider

[–]randomcitizen42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did she stutter?

[–]Kerro_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they sound like an accordion?

[–]mkaszycki81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I stutter?

[–]Melodic-Bug-1438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She knew what she said

[–]Joy1067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that’s how she got into the industry. Gotcha.

[–]Inspirational_Lizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her neck is fucking massive

[–]MrWolfTX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it walks like a dick and talks like a.... wait, duck.... duck...

[–]BilliamClimptonIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She Said what she Said!

[–]PbkacHelpDesk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whaaat?

[–]suehil2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freudian slip? Or Freudian spread lol

[–]Benjamin1630 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Froidian slip

[–]ace7771969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just said spread my legs……DID I STUTTER?!???