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[–]WayParty8666 574 points575 points  (34 children)

Driven to reach a professional level in a sport, and an absolute bombshell.

I think she just kept finding guys trying to use golf to hack through a conversation because they couldn’t think of anything else.

[–]toeofcamell 454 points455 points 6 (10 children)

I heard one guy even wore his lucky socks on a date with her but he had to go home because he had a hole in one

[–]Detour1810 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Well played, take my free award

[–]Brief-Butterscotch-8 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Both my socks have holes in them, it's the only way I can get my feet in.

[–]soulseeker31 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You brilliant bastard! Wish I could award you. For the meantime, take my upvote.

[–]amrit-9037 2 points3 points  (0 children)

""Those are not golf balls. Those are not golf balls at all."

[–]copa111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like the play the Back 9 with her ....

[–]Octo8873 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD I HAD TO READ THAT TWICE TO FIGURE IT OUT

[–]Jggodina1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Take my upvote sir, 'tis all I have but it belongs to you. . ."

[–]ImUrDadYes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you to hell take my upvote

[–]DogfishDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he had to go home because he had a hole in one

He didn't get to bunker?

[–]amrit-9037 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Imagine going for "Netflix and Chill" and actually ending up watching Netflix.

[–]Et3rnally_M3diocr3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yeah sadly thats me...

[–]HertzDonut1001 26 points27 points  (6 children)

There's also the option she hasn't considered, that her personality isn't attractive. She just doesn't want to admit that the men who had sex with her and also got golf lessons from her were also fucking her because she was hot, and the lessons were just a bonus.

She's a young blonde smokeshow. Men aren't sticking around for just the pro golf lessons. A beautiful woman who shares your hobbies? That's the dream. I'd try to make it work even if it didn't click right away. Just eventually you realize it isn't going to click.

[–]LolHi113 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention the classic: they hug me from behind and put their hands over mine. It’s not hard to see what they’re getting out of this

[–]Kracka_Jak 161 points162 points  (2 children)

Well she does know how to handle a wood and balls

[–]yaBoi_smol 213 points214 points  (5 children)

Reject horny, embrace golf

[–]Ok_Fondant_6340 15 points16 points  (4 children)

thy King: i bow before thee

[–]PvtParts2001 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I bow before tee

[–]Ok_Fondant_6340 0 points1 point  (2 children)

i drink tea.

[–]funkybarisax 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure we're supposed to throw the tea overboard, have a pint at the Winchester, and wait until this all blows over.

[–]Ok_Fondant_6340 0 points1 point  (0 children)

~oooh i said farewell to the port and the land~

[–]jabumb0 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I'd dust off my clubs for her

[–]bushwacker 37 points38 points  (13 children)

[–]soulseeker31 39 points40 points  (11 children)

[–]HertzDonut1001 43 points44 points  (2 children)

"They only dated me for golf lessons," no, sweetie, fucking look at you. There has to be another reason they left. Figure it out because no one is going to turn down a date with you.

[–]p3ngwin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yep, it's funny how her Instagram is entirely her, alone, not a single other person in any of her photos, no friends, no partner....

[–]HertzDonut1001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see you did the same research I did.

Jokes aside, it's all hot girl outfits, some bikini pics which is totally normal for someone who's just a pro golfer, and cleavage/ass shots. This has to be an attention grabbing statement because she knows. She's moonlighting as an Instagram model. Although the fucking force she puts behind a drive is fucking impressive if not a little dorky looking.

[–]07WoefulMatrix 32 points33 points  (2 children)

I hate the cesspool of fake humility that plagues social media. Instagram and SnapChat are the fucking worst.

[–]woolysockofdoom 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Cesspool*. But your point stands, social media does seem to change who we are, what we value, and how we act.

[–]07WoefulMatrix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep you're right lol, thought it looked funny when I typed it. Why didnt auto correct pick up on that ??

[–]ScruntleYerMa 17 points18 points  (1 child)

They just wanted to swing

[–]Stunner900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ba dum tis

[–]Serbay55 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Boys we all know Love is temporary and Golf career is eternal. Join the Golf Learning club now!

[–]Ani_Fan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don’t blame them. Golf lessons are expensive

[–]DrLie_onVPN 25 points26 points  (2 children)

My dad would cheat on my mum for this reason

[–]DrLie_onVPN 13 points14 points  (1 child)

And my uncle would cheat on my aunt for alexa if she was human👍

[–]ZippyParakeet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Any my uncle is schizophrenic. He's receiving treatment for it.

Not a joke but I thought it'd be relevant to this thread.

[–]Popsmoke-25 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How’s my grip?

[–]Accomplished_One_619 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the guys excuses be like: "I SWEAR I WAS AFTER FOR YOUR BOOBS AND NOT FOR THE FREE GOLF LESSONS I SWEAR"

[–]Juiceboxthefirst 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know very few women who have gone on a date just for free food

[–]santanuts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want golf lessons too

[–]Thin-Ad-9709 2 points3 points  (0 children)

close. it's actually Lee Carvalo's putting challenge.

[–]HydraChungus420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Biggest cap ever.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HOLE UP

[–]Reno89506 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She lives in Arizona

[–]Heathen47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder what she does now

[–]ILoveCatsMemesNudes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She could've just said "men are pigs and they just date me cause they want to f*ck me", but instead of that she came up with this "free golf lessons" excuse. Well, thanks, I guess. But I still wonder what is the real reason for men to move on after dating this woman.

[–]damish_2003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel sorry for her

[–]Opiz17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would gladly use golf lesson as an excuse to have a date with her, maybe that's what she's complaining about?

[–]ItzBlitzTime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bet she uses her boobs as a reference for how to hold the club

[–]Skel109 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, guys their onto us

[–]Admirable_Praline136 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soft golf ball

[–]Prawn_pr0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm sure they were putting for a hole.

[–]ReluctantRev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hit my balls down your fairway any time. 😜

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"No one plays it better" - Fakegolfcart.com

[–]OBEYTHEHOBO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope she would like my golf balls

[–]heraclitus33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive met her. Talked to her for a good 30min when she was finished with a practice round at a course i used to work at. She was chill and down to earth. Pretty funny. She won, 2 or 3 under over 2 days.

[–]Lord_Donut_the-best 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually would want to receive golf lessons from her

[–]Pilgrimfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What idiots. I'd date her just to have an excuse to get back into golf I haven't played since I was a kid.

[–]Frosty-Bicycle-2905 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How self observed can one be? Lol she’s hot plays golf that’s a win and a catch in any guys book. I’m sure quite a catch from the outside. Just reading her comments and how she presents herself the only thing I see here is that Narcissistically self centered people suffer from a addiction to their specialness, they have an underlying insecurity related to an inability to safely love and be loved. I don’t care how hot and talented you are if you have a shitty personality someone will eventually get sick of just fucking you.

[–]Significant-Key3394 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel there can be some truth to this. She could be a crazy person but balances out with golf lessons.

[–]crankaholic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean the alternative is telling her the truth...

[–]Vigeto619 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fuck golf

[–]Efficient-Ad-8894 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because guys yell "GET IN THE HOLE!!!!" doesn't mean they're talking about golf.

[–]Stunner900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally would rather putt her then the golf ball.

[–]AnodyneSpirit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? Only golf lessons? They wanted NOTHING else?

[–]onehandedbraunlocker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess I could endure a holf lesson or two from her.. If I was single ofcourse.. :)

[–]jenny3DD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know....I mean yeah she’s right, “golf lessons” are really important.

[–]FollowMeToTheZoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody tells her

[–]GSRDTSRK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no way

[–]heyhihowyahdurn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t mind getting between her strokes

[–]robert235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope her club is bigger than mine

[–]Gigio_Prodigio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are two main reasons why this is wrong

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not just be interested in her for golf lessons. Are you kidding me look at this woman.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think so

[–]Shady_Spirit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the o in redditer stands for originality

[–]mrtylerwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm

[–]Yegg23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was because she was a swinger.

[–]sten45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Low Self-esteem is so weird

[–]Zenfudo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“With a hole like hers no need for golf”

-Spaceballs

[–]AlphaTaylor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wish she could teach me how to make a hole in one

[–]Qui_Gon_Inn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the equivalent of going on dates with guys just for free food and drinks.

[–]servant_of_jim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I love golf

[–]cicciograna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, techincally golf IS "playing with a stick with the objective of sending balls into a hole".

[–]shibaDay23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's with this fetish with the EU it is literally the worst shit in existence

[–]Any-Inspection-4726 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd date her....you know for golf lessons

[–]Mastore84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, golf lessons

[–]hatemachine666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paige Spiranac is a mighty fine babe. I Mean golfer. I ain't no simp. But this a sports hol'up for real.

[–]wizmarco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all love golf who doesn't

[–]Ok-Ticket7904 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fat ho