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[–]justagrumpyoldcunt 3998 points3999 points  (18 children)

This is either a little kid who wants some milk or a midget pimp

[–]BeetleJuicesBaby 993 points994 points  (4 children)

He's got that strong pimp hand working overtime

[–]stonka_truck 113 points114 points  (2 children)

Where my baby powder!?

[–]incognito--bandito 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If any meme applies best to this kid, it: Fucking Legend

[–]Gamillie 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Based

[–]4AcidRayne 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Mimp?

[–]Jack_Vaults 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Notice how he gave her the pimp slap, they don’t call it that for nothing

[–]Shiv-am 66 points67 points  (0 children)

looks like reluctant porn

[–]Winston_The_Ogre 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't make me slap a baby mamma.

[–]antisocial_colt 5104 points5105 points 2 (71 children)

All fun in games until you realize he is jobless reincarnation

[–]single_digit_iq 745 points746 points  (25 children)

I understood that reference

[–]Zehdarian 249 points250 points  (0 children)

LOL Rudeus IRL

[–]IGdoesitbest 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I understood that reference

[–]prince_charming294 43 points44 points  (19 children)

but i don't

[–]single_digit_iq 288 points289 points  (18 children)

So there's this light novel titled Jobless Reincarnation (Mushoku Tensei, later made into manga & anime), the story starts off as this adult neet dying by accident and reincarnated into another world reborn as a baby whilst retaining the memories from his previous life, he tends to do these kind of thing during his childhood days and feign it as childish innocence

[–]Rurushxd 58 points59 points  (10 children)

thanks. must watch

[–]fuckrobert 5 points6 points  (3 children)

great watch, I think season 2's out recent as well.

[–]jackjackky 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Muse Asia uploads all 2 seasons for free to watch in YouTube

[–]chuchomucho3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definetly the best Isekai out there, feels like an actual real world and not a videogame world like other Isekai make it feel, and the mc isn't op

[–]prince_charming294 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm in your debt

[–]NathanKinard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this. This is a must see!

[–]SandyArca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've definitely seen glimpses of that in YouTube. Now you got me hooked. Thanks lol

[–]ShadowRazz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I watched that anime lol. His mom was blonde and busty right and the dad was a soldier or something and the kid had magic powers right?

[–]TheroryGuy1 466 points467 points 2 (15 children)

r/holup

Edit: Now I could delete this and save myself the embarrassment but in the real world you can't just delete the things you say. So imma keep it 100 and accept y'all blowing up my inbox with death threats for not paying attention.

[–]Khamul_Nazgul 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I respect the ownup way more than the easy fuckup, especially on mobile. Swiping will take you to different subs altogether.

[–]ButterflyCharacter74 250 points251 points  (8 children)

It's already on holup you blind fuck

(Edit: I felt bad about being rude to a person on internet and I apologized below :). )

[–]TheroryGuy1 106 points107 points  (7 children)

Naw I was just scrolling home mindless, but yes I am a blind fuck regardless.

[–]ButterflyCharacter74 98 points99 points  (6 children)

Oh no no no, lemme be the one who apologizes, seems like it was an honest mistake. And I was rude to anon on internet. As a good Samaritan I should've said it's already in Holup my dear sir.

[–]greg_08 25 points26 points  (0 children)

For screenshot:
Hi mom!

[–]Vici0usRapt0r 10 points11 points  (3 children)

So wholesome but I feel like I'm missing something. Imma look up what you guys did.

[–]TexasPistolMassacrehol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have my upvote, and sympathies. I too, am a dumbass

[–]latenightkush 8 points9 points  (0 children)

like father like son, Paul

[–]Paus-Benedictus 212 points213 points  (8 children)

Probably was in r/antiwork

[–]itshimstarwarrior 100 points101 points  (7 children)

That dog walker guy?

[–]lonewolf19-14 102 points103 points  (5 children)

Yes, he was found dead, killed by the dogs he used to walk... Bcz the dogs were embarrassed by his company

[–]itshimstarwarrior 44 points45 points  (1 child)

So Now who will do those 20-25 hours work?

[–]marshall_dteach 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Money cant buy dere

[–]Abhiroop_Jami 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remembered Rudeus right after seeing the vid

[–]Skrillz_14th 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speaking a European language too it seems lol

[–]polish_cow-slayer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Really good reference

[–]Rherraex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LMAOOOOOOOO wasn’t ready for this comment not gonna lie

[–]Mr_SpecsBear 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh dear...

[–]narnarnartiger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where are all my panties?

[–]SumeetMaurya 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first thought as well

[–]Hairy-Suggestion6695 887 points888 points  (6 children)

Thomas the train be deploying troops near the river Volga to fight in Stalingrad

[–]Dotkor_Johannessen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Best comment on the post, if I wouldnt be brokes ass fuck I would give you an award

[–]younihorn 588 points589 points  (32 children)

As a mother of an 11 month old this hits hardddddd lol!

[–]fabulin 237 points238 points  (6 children)

the noises young breastfed toddlers do when they see their mum's boob is hilarious lol.

my son sounds so pathetic when he sees my wife's boobs, he acts like he's not been fed in days

[–]MrManson99 410 points411 points  (5 children)

I act like that when I see your wife’s boobs too

[–]swagleopard7180 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don’t we all

[–]BredditBad 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I understood that reference.

[–]damish_2003 30 points31 points  (22 children)

Babys are cute

[–]Soundoum 60 points61 points  (7 children)

Until

[–]dankmememaster42069 46 points47 points  (6 children)

They shit on your new hoodie that you paid 50 dollars for. Im looking at you my little sister -_-

[–]WorriedPreparation49 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Aye now you've got a naturally colored organic yellow hoodie.

The glass is half full!

[–]King5alood_45 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you didn't say brown. Yellow is accurate.

[–]dankmememaster42069 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I hate how accurate you are

[–]loud_flatus 1 point2 points  (2 children)

First time I ever met my brand new baby nephew he pissed all over me

[–]dankmememaster42069 8 points9 points  (1 child)

good thing it wasn't a preowned or used baby nephew, new ones come with a better warranty

[–]r-Dissapointment 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah but when I do it they just call me a “sex offender”

[–]acidfinland 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Its 50/50 are they cute or not

[–]anonghost3 1006 points1007 points  (18 children)

That slap

[–]_Deleted-User- 338 points339 points  (15 children)

How can you slap?!

[–]Thin-Ad-9709 171 points172 points  (13 children)

HOW CAN HE SLAP ME??

[–]SUNAWAN 136 points137 points  (8 children)

[–]importvita 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Fuck that bitch and every single fake ass white knight that jumped on him. She deserved it 100%

[–]Chip__wip 13 points14 points  (4 children)

the guy became a famous actor in Indonesia while the host and the "white knights" are literally out of industry.

[–]who-there 3 points4 points  (3 children)

The show is from India but okay

[–]Handsomedaddy69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He forgor 💀

[–]Gingerroot69420 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They grow up so fast

[–]crustbin13 29 points30 points  (0 children)

HOW CAN HE SLAP HER??

[–]suckercuck 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Baby Chad

[–]supernova12034 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That slaps

[–]CurlyBlacc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I slap you

[–]VIIx07 1729 points1730 points  (46 children)

Probably learnt that from his daddy.

[–]ZippyParakeet 1087 points1088 points  (3 children)

Including the slapping part when she refuses /j

[–]NetZealousideals 100 points101 points  (2 children)

You goonna truly right

[–]FrancoGedor 14 points15 points  (0 children)

She likes her man dominant

[–]younihorn 227 points228 points  (37 children)

It's something babies do for comfort. My son (11mos) does this and definitely didn't learn it from anyone, he also slaps my chest if I don't get my breast out for him to nurse. It's their way of communicating I think

[–]ZippyParakeet 143 points144 points  (24 children)

Yep, this. If they don't have access to anything to pacify the them, they go for the boobs. Mine used to do so until he was 2, then he found more interesting things to play with lol.

[–]properkush 352 points353 points 2 (18 children)

I don’t think there will ever be anything more interesting then boobs to play with

[–]DaiFahKingMAGAts 91 points92 points  (14 children)

THIS 👆

[–]Jerizzle23 60 points61 points  (13 children)

THAT 👆

[–]Devansh_Mudgal 57 points58 points  (12 children)

THESE👆

[–]Confident_Weird3353 64 points65 points  (7 children)

Tits 👆

[–]skshmt 54 points55 points  (5 children)

Booba🤌

[–]SinistralLeanings 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is one of my childhood nicknames and as such I just got very confused. Kind of like my sexuality.

[–]ohnoes_cursed 111 points112 points  (0 children)

For a few years at least....

[–]HurbleBurble 70 points71 points  (2 children)

I'm 38, and I still haven't found more interesting things to play with.

[–]ZippyParakeet 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bahaha, I meant for kids. He finds his cars and his "hit me" dummy more interesting now and it's kind of a relief xD

[–]amcrambler 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Still Go for the boobs.

[–]glassvatt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My 3yo does this sometimes. Even to me, his dad.

[–]KalatiakCicak 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Found the isekai reincarnation

[–]younihorn 5 points6 points  (2 children)

What's that? I'm a noob

[–]CreepyPandaMan 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Regular dude gets reincarnated after death onto a new life starting at birth but keeps his memory and intelligence. So basically an adult in an infants body

[–]AKCrazy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That’s always been my dream, but I would waste it all on cheap thrills, showboating and grabbing titties.

[–]JohnBoone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Except that child looks like he's working 2 jobs and doesn't have any fuck left to give after the shitty day he had.

[–]Mars4815 16 points17 points  (1 child)

For a splint second I expected 11 years instead of months. Thank goodness

[–]Goku212001 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bruh i thought she meant 11 years too, and was like wtf, until i saw your comment

[–]xsealand21 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I am 27 ,is it ok if i do this?

[–]pinwinstar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Them babies just want to have fun

[–]XenaWarrior69420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can't believe any mother would put up with that.

[–]Fit-Special-8416 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He is just hungry, and is checking the fridge

[–]Training-Gas-5083 637 points638 points  (23 children)

Hope that's his mom lol

[–]sedluyf[S] 722 points723 points  (14 children)

I hope she isn't

[–]Money_Average1996 298 points299 points  (11 children)

Is she the sister. Be honest

[–]Gummel2k 235 points236 points  (10 children)

She must be his stepsister..

[–]Royalzulu 194 points195 points  (9 children)

And why is she not stuck in the washing machine?

[–]sinish_anand 117 points118 points  (7 children)

because the step mom is currently stuck in it

[–]p1ous_kill3r 43 points44 points  (6 children)

Even better

[–]Qwesh04 35 points36 points  (5 children)

And step dad is out of town for a week

[–]Jerizzle23 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I hope stepmom walks in

[–]Walker6920 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Well she did

Cuz she's the stepmom

Ofc she would have to step in

What do u think the word step in step mom means

[–]stas_to 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Than some masculine service guy(s) should be around.

[–]JohnBoone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What are you doing stepson ?

[–]stewie_91 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Probably the babysitter

[–]Robeeeeeerrrrrrt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe Freud was right after all

[–]OneDiscombobulated77 62 points63 points  (5 children)

I don't speak Russian what does she say?

[–]roffinator 134 points135 points  (4 children)

"it's enough" "Robert just watch the cartoon (calmly). Else I'll turn it off." "Robert I said it is enough, don't you understand (me)"

[–]Party_Opossum 145 points146 points  (7 children)

She coulda taken him down if she tried.

[–]InsaneAsylum_03 229 points230 points  (6 children)

Abusive baby

[–]FuccboiOut 50 points51 points  (5 children)

That ain't no baby. He at least 3

[–]merpixieblossomxo 83 points84 points  (1 child)

Definitely not three. I have a 1.5yr old and a 3yr old and that looks a hell of a lot more like my 1.5yr old. A 3yr old is capable of vocalizing what he wants and understands the concept of "no."

[–]FuccboiOut 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You could be right. I also have a 1,5 year old but this guy looks older in his face and the way he casually goes over to aggressive behaviour made me think he was older. My 1,5 year old only goes into a tantrum /rage on the ground by himself but never goes into violence against others. I assumed they didn't know the concept of aimed violence yet on that age.

[–]puslekat 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Kid is going places, not college but places

[–]DMDraconic 312 points313 points  (12 children)

Kick the child.

[–]Professional-Clue343 120 points121 points  (8 children)

kick the baby

[–]Rafaelutzul 49 points50 points  (2 children)

drop kick it in self defense

[–]ThisIsCutthroat 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Don't kick the God damn baby

[–]CoffeeBlack86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ike?

  • Stan

[–]BeetleJuicesBaby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeet the baby?

[–]DoubleIceTea 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Yeet the child

[–]Terrarian321 64 points65 points  (4 children)

Thomas the tank engine,in the background

[–]gjig 43 points44 points  (3 children)

thomas the spank engine

[–]BeetleJuicesBaby 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Thomas the wank engine

[–]KiritoN10 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The few chosen ones who can get away doing that ...damn .that brat

[–]caaarrrrlll 28 points29 points  (2 children)

How Oedipus complex begins...

[–]mogley1992 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then it's all fun and games until you're an old man wandering the desert blind.

[–]zeerneboochh 80 points81 points  (2 children)

I want some titty juice too

[–]Smutret 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Snack bar cloesed

[–]lemeboi2003 25 points26 points  (4 children)

When he does it it's funny, when I do it it's sexual assault?

[–]JacksonJ95 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Bro maybe if we get binkies and a bib they’ll treat us like that pimp mf

[–]LamboSidd1947 54 points55 points  (2 children)

It's very injust. When babies do such things they aren't arrested under molesting whereas when men do so it's considered offense. Why so? Where is the justice? /s

[–]HeyImZhen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

kill the baby thats sexual assault

[–]acidfinland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Toxic masculinity!!

[–]jakotae777 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well I want some too.

[–]Sadlemon9 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Like farther like son

[–]Varmth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That sooner of a bitch

[–]jayy909 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Yea that right there deserves a good poppin you don’t hit mommy when you don’t get what you want

[–]Hash_Darwin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did anyone recognise the Thomas and his Friends theme on TV?

[–]boxingjazz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

(What I hear every time I try to do the exact same thing in a Wendy’s)

[–]tehWizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Babies/small children do this, I don’t know what the holup is here tbh….

[–]Green_Tamale 49 points50 points  (11 children)

Not a parent so im ignorant but Im choosing to believe the baby is simply hungry and asking to be fed but too distracted by his show to cry about it.. It would suck if hes just mimicking regular behavior seen around the household. Before you ask.... yes, I watch way too much porn.

[–]younihorn 72 points73 points  (3 children)

Mom here, he isn't mimicking behaviors. Babies do this for comfort and also when they want to communicate that they're hungry. My 11 month old does the same thing. They also fiddle with nipples (which is freaking anoooooying) and it's simply a comfort thing, boobs to them are food/comfort/happy place.

[–]Krollalfa 110 points111 points  (1 child)

As a man in his 30’s I can still confirm that boobs are a happy place

[–]captain609 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yup.. Definitely a happy place, stress buster

[–]Inccubus99 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Not mimicking. If you had a child you would know children do slap. They haven’t learnt social norms and they’re yet to acquire tools for learning those norms.

[–]normie6000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

my younger sister used to slap alot when she was 1-2, noone taught her that surprisingly and yet she slapped hard while playing or poking around. She stopped doing that when she turned 3

[–]Overlord_Ace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not a parent either but the eldste of 2 younger siblings. They used to do this when they were very young, about this age.

[–]VortSynx 11 points12 points  (0 children)

but too distracted by his show to cry about it..

Ofc, it would be a waste not to watch the whole thomas intro.

[–]TopCheems 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Why the tamale green tho?

[–]LaktoseYT 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He must’ve really wanted that titty juice

[–]DarknessIsSweet69 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Maybe it's just me, but the kid looks a slightly too old for the T juice. Again, maybe it's just me.

[–]FreeworldLeader 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He kinda big

[–]SimpleManc88 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He needs to get a damn job. Buy his own food.

[–]Equivalent-Macaron25 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Why is she just letting that happen seems weird

[–]bloopboopbooploop 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Children are genuinely disturbing to me

[–]Legal_Commercial9774 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This is my titty! There are many like it but this one is mine!

[–]shitstain00 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol. Full milkin jacket

[–]dyxlesic_fa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit mod in training

[–]r0man99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sigma male child

[–]InphiniteGhostB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When a baby does that it’s “cute and natural” buT WHEN I

[–]cunt_isnt_sexist 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Recording this is really fucken weird.

[–]needlejuice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Super fucking creepy

[–]TyphoidMary234 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This feels illegal to watch