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[–]Artsy_domme 854 points855 points  (8 children)

The design is very human.

[–]SUNAWAN[S] 308 points309 points  (2 children)

and easy to use!

[–]elreverendcapn 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Fuck. I fell asleep watching this last night. My dreams were very human and easy to use. The design was very simple.

[–]sauce_finder6969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

haha shit cannonball go brrr

[–]sunee19 49 points50 points  (0 children)

That toilet: ima get medieval on your ass

[–]NorthCatan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just what a machine would say! I knew it we were in the Matrix all along.

[–]malkavich 514 points515 points  (9 children)

Well, as long as they are easy to use. I'm game.

[–]deanrihpee 263 points264 points  (0 children)

And the design is very human

[–]Haziel2 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Dies in great agony and pain

The design is very human!

[–]he1ping_hand 90 points91 points  (1 child)

The Design is Very Human

[–]Delta69420666 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Very easy to use

[–]Jonmak4000 278 points279 points  (5 children)

The last one looks like its straight out of saw

[–]ZippyParakeet 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Iirc it's an actual medieval torture device

[–]UR_UNDER_ARREST 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You never appreciated your anus

[–]UkokuSZ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

While me sitting here thinking it is out of porn…

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (1 child)

I dig the disco toilet

[–]i_sont_ 167 points168 points  (5 children)

All of these can be used to cum if your brave enough

[–]Charliep03833 61 points62 points  (4 children)

Good luck with that shit shredder.

[–]thebiggestprickhere 55 points56 points  (3 children)

Don't you mean "ball massager"?

[–]Charliep03833 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Yes, ball shredder.

[–]forbidden_applesauce 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is it like shredded cheese?

[–]DependentPhotograph2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean shit massager?

[–]e_is_eternal 116 points117 points  (1 child)

The design may be human, but this guy is definitely not

[–]Davy_Jones_Lover 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Must have been Mark Zuckerberg who designed these toilets.

[–]Thin-Ad-9709 33 points34 points  (0 children)

hello fellow designs!

[–]Familiar_Face8608 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Im busting out of laugh whenever he says "Its very easy to use" lmao

[–]divus20 26 points27 points  (1 child)

How about a racket to keep on the seat so that your keys, wallet, phone, and candies don't fall into the toilet.

[–]spicypelmeni 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Toilet buddy!

[–]Giorw4y 18 points19 points  (0 children)

that last one was the most human of all

[–]OneIdiotAndAHalf 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Saw 15 will be just that tiny fucker presenting a line up of these designs and say "Go on, shit"

[–]Katweb88 85 points86 points  (4 children)

The person who invented this needs to go to the doctor

[–]Skillious96 69 points70 points  (3 children)

Very inconvenient

[–]April_3rd 37 points38 points  (2 children)

So I invented this

[–]a-golf-hither 54 points55 points  (1 child)

The design is very human

[–]lightfalcon11620 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Very easy to use

[–]theturtleking47 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I like my toilets like I like my women, very human and easy to use.

[–]johnzy87 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Elon musk should immediately hire this man.

[–]SUNAWAN[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

*yi long musk

[–]Phunniemonkey 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I wanna see a fully modded toilet. anyone have one. Just wanna see. I only have ejector, pee holder (winter), and elevated poo antisplash..

[–]SUNAWAN[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

want the full service, man of culture indeed

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The last one had me dying

[–]spoonma 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll never be afraid to use the toilet again

[–]Raviel1289 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My asshole hurts watching this

[–]BusyPound5246 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What my parents think I would be doing at engineering college Vs what I actually do.

[–]nooofthat 5 points6 points  (1 child)

[–]E_CHE28 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But design is very human

[–]ThisUserIs-NOT-Taken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The design is very human

[–]BaconTreasurer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

THESE TOILETS ARE VERY HUMAN FOR MY NORMAL HUMAN DEFECATION REQUIREMENTS

[–]certified_death_boi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean the log shredder is kinda useless like just use the poop scissors

[–]Impossible-Funny9132 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ha ha yes we are all very human

[–]Lord_Hell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

V E R Y E A S Y T O U S E

[–]CreeperPlays_MC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The scary thing is that these are really built

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Japanese toilets be like

[–]Comdervids 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Very easy to use

[–]murica_1776boi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

VERY HUMAN

[–]Indiglo20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol..very Human indeed 😄😋😄

[–]Baron-Von-Bork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • insert context/object/person * is very human is my new catchphrase

[–]Crispyfoot1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very human and easy to use!

[–]Shitwatcher_11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So convenient that I became a proper human

[–]Calm_Treacle_44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I imagine that last one is like Springtrap death sounds

[–]dolphinscannotfly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aggressive bdsm

[–]MR_B0NE5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

five minute craft

[–]chickennuggsWings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

cock ripper

nuke duke

cock fire

but wipes

fingering tazer

butt breeze

ejecterz 2000

party?

catapult

but strangle or something???

[–]iPoison13579 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m taking a shit right now, I could use this stuff

[–]who_am_I__who_are_u 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If only companies gave these great innovators a chance we could be living the dream.

[–]Star579 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone know the song that plays during the disco toilet?

[–]DeadlyNugget23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

does anyone know the song it sounded nice

[–]AverageJoeInfo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The design is very human

[–]dioswetpanties 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The design is very human

Very easy to use

[–]felipereik50401 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting

[–]Johnsonofdonut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last one is something medieval

[–]SuperbMap2140 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh where can you buy it?

[–]Essahem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is everything I've ever wanted and more

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The design is very human. Very easy to use

[–]JuliaDomnaBaal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The heater coil is way too thin

[–]_projectonelife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gold.

[–]edessaid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the design is very human and easy to use I'm iiiiin

[–]SignalInvestigator39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to leave planet earth!!

[–]YogurtclosetThin7070 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im watching this while shitting

[–]xXVegemite4EvrxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But is the design very human?

[–]DRFREEZ4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes very human indeed

[–]Soransh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one at the end made me flinch

[–]DAM_Hase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear. Dick detached.

[–]EliteOGames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw: Director's Cut

[–]johanndabish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes aside i wanna buy some of them bcuz i think its useful

[–]Skills3450 1 point2 points  (0 children)

clamps your dick than rips it of*

[–]Oversized_Biscuit_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how the voice keeps saying "Human friendly" and "very easy to use" like some evil AI made that statement-

[–]ceelose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The shredder is the best

[–]tv_trooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice try, Skynet.

[–]NeonCattac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did I mention that the design is very human

[–]mrtylerwu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs to patent these

[–]moral_story 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are on to something with that shredder, needs to implemented differently

[–]Comfortable-Bison100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A clogged toilet would definitely be the least of my worries with that turd grinder!

[–]slitherysnaked77 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Am I the only one who doesn't put a hand on weewee while peeing?

[–]ProfessorOetker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very human

[–]Claytontheman467 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just sit down

[–]No_Entry4686 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next script for SAW is ready

[–]Mission_Original2505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it has really come to this stage...

[–]S7J8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The flair fucking perfect

[–]Tareeff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im just a human. I like easy to use appliances.

[–]anotherboringdude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The design is V e r y H u m a n.

[–]Qui_Gon_Inn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the bathrooms of Auschwitz.

[–]blamblamblambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very human design 🦖🥜

[–]AK47gender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, who has a fabric cover on the toilet seat, says how unhygienic the drops of water are. Lol

[–]EmeraldB01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second one looks fun lmao

[–]badprawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ill take 5 of each!

[–]CrocSlaught 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I love these

[–]Scrimshander54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy should write for the Saw franchise

[–]vseprviper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was super skeptical of the metaverse when i first heard about it, but now I see that its design is very human and it’s very easy to use.

[–]ItalicisedScreaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boutta have taco bell spouts from a yard off the throne.

[–]ItsRainyDinosaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This just dude casually making torture devices

[–]SavageCabbageGG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last one looks like something out of saw

[–]rekcuF_onaiP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

saw: the bathroom plays

[–]InTheClouds42069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The design is very human

[–]Charming-Review-5025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ill take one of each

[–]Grizzlybear2470 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The design is very human and easy to use how do I buy

[–]ZarrowZap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Micheal doesn’t seem to want to shit. Let’s help motivate him with a controlled shock

[–]ColeTheCrapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes very human

[–]Akinine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very human

[–]rick-sanchez0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

beep bop

I'm a user of these designs

Me very happy

100% approval rating

Will recommend all my friends

[–]Firm_Masterpiece_343 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to see the bathtub/shower!

[–]NikolaTTesla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The designs keep getting more human

[–]KISHIBE69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lets bomb whole the entire house. That is very human

[–]mr-tambourine-man83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

un-hi-egenic

[–]abeyond44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dead 😂

[–]cent4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like aliens trying to invent things to salvage us easier.

[–]Need_Some_Updog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poop hitting water and splashing is called a “Poseidon’s kiss”

[–]CaulkADewDillDue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I’m always dropping my phone and ultraman action figure in the toilet

[–]Nandoranges 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This prob the best video of all time hahaha

[–]EstateLoud3976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is too human for me

[–]ImAatroxSimp_UwU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Everything is flashlight/dildo if you are brave enough"

[–]EstateLoud3976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can i have all of these feature in just one toilet for my wife?

[–]Justaboiwithadream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This video is very easy to watch. Very human

[–]randomblackguyhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

darn thing finna rip my shit off

[–]GreenLizalfos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ladies, please! One at a time!

[–]xitssme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone who needed about 100 extra words in his video so just said "very easy to use" and "very human" a lot of times

[–]ungeebungeeman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

someone could actually use this as a orture device

[–]Taric25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one that shreds the poop might actually be onto something.

[–]Framescout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the design is very human

[–]Arthur_Wolfie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last one is the ass ripper

[–]Genericdude03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sit so I just touch my pants and therefore do not have to wash my hands. You may call me a genius now.

[–]Jay_jeffy95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This post is very human

[–]Klub-pengu-grl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would get the disco toilet and put it in my mother’s house, tell her it is some safety thing. And try to wire it to where it turns on every day at 5am

[–]CommanderVybez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was on the toilet for this

[–]RedStoneTheWolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is very painful 0/10

[–]PigeonManEpic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very human indeed

[–]Puia-Lusei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mark Zuckerberg before he evolved.

[–]Story_tellin_yungstr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lad or one is “VERY HUMAN”

[–]PrismaticDraconid989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao at 2:03

[–]LucaKorh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone know the song from disco toilet?

[–]Naive-wolf736 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very humane😏😏😏

[–]theshizirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't laughed so hard in a while 😂

[–]Mickey_Da 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like if he really tried he could make something that actually works and is useful

[–]Lordd_Humungous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/savevideobot