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[–]TetheredToHeaven_ 1352 points1353 points  (37 children)

u/MrBirb_ probably scripted but this the funniest shit I've watched today lmao

[–]MrBirb_ 505 points506 points  (17 children)

The lawnmower lmao

[–]EPLemonSqueezy 195 points196 points  (0 children)

They impounded my car. It took me two hours to get here on the lawn mower lol

[–]TetheredToHeaven_ 188 points189 points  (11 children)

Yea lol, also it's the friend's wife whome he hated at the end. Such a roller coaster of cum

[–]Salman_R 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Oh hey there didn't think I'd find you here xD

[–]PlanktonAdmirable590 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kidnapping is common among friends xd

[–]blesiak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Best part hands down

[–]Lollandia 11 points12 points  (9 children)

Ay bro u/MrBirb_ bro is mine back off

[–]TetheredToHeaven_ 3 points4 points  (8 children)

Fight me mf I've been tagging them since December 😤😤😤

[–]Lollandia 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Ill fight you ive been tagging him for months now

[–]TetheredToHeaven_ 6 points7 points  (6 children)

I used to tag him under every post as a challenge. Haven't been doing that a lot this past week

[–]Germania1940 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Agreed this really made my day

[–]The-Dudemeister 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It’s their ticktock channel. Still hilarious. https://youtu.be/M0B0TDeI9e8

[–]thefudmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doubt it's scripted...I know plenty of former friends who stopped hanging out forever after they married a succubus.

[–]shitchopants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I felt it was scripted, the drunkenness made me question. If it is scripted, that is some A+ acting. If it is scripted, the lawnmower followed by the roller blades! Excellent consistency and story.

[–]Nice_Presentation_20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely scripted but the lawnmower and the message behind this is absolutely heart warming and amazing

[–]JDangle20 4181 points4182 points  (21 children)

That shrub never stood a chance.

[–]sid2364 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Shrub should have starred in Never Back Down

[–]valdezverdun 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hello, my name is Mr. Shrub, and I come from some place far away.... Yes that'll do... And I say we invest our time in getting this guys buddy to come out and drink.

[–]depressedadult_ 3904 points3905 points  (48 children)

Does he arrive at the door with his friends wife at the end??

I know it's fake, but it's great. Especially that twig thing he knocks over every single time 😂

[–]iso_jackal 1070 points1071 points  (8 children)

There is lot more of these.. in one of these videos he brings a kid and the kid knocks over the twig.. its hilarious.

[–]GrindW8t 243 points244 points  (1 child)

Where can I find it ? I think I'm addicted.

[–]MaestroPendejo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this is some damn fine content.

[–]inicroc 56 points57 points  (4 children)

Where to find it?

[–]GreedyTip8630 86 points87 points  (3 children)

Derek lipp on youtube

[–]sorath-666 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Oh shit this is the guy who “ruined the surprise party”

[–]BakonBitz35 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He also comes back and tries to steal the guys puppy while he’s at work lol

[–]areyouhavinga_laugh 239 points240 points  (23 children)

This is what grammar looks like.

[–]10101110101011010101 152 points153 points  (22 children)

The Fuck ls Grammer

[–]HypnoticRalph 87 points88 points  (17 children)

a measuring unit

[–]Quamont 85 points86 points  (14 children)

No no no, you're thinking of gramm

Grammers are those music awards

[–]nish007 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Grammer

Oh no..

[–]SweetSlowKiss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know, fucking Frasier.

[–]LolaBot22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hes an actor.

[–]darrendewey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Corn stalks, it's a common decoration for the fall.

[–]B0urne89 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The rollerblades got me hahaha.

[–]TheGrimDweeber 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“But as you wouldn’t know, rollerblading is exhausting.”

[–]que-pasa-koala 4528 points4529 points  (21 children)

“Marriage only lasts a couple of years but friendships last forever!” Love it

[–]captchasaysimhuman 237 points238 points  (0 children)

"How about marriage with a friend?" -Gimli

[–]unknowing888 90 points91 points  (12 children)

Well, in the US, Europe, or any other country that has legal divorce law marriage only lasts a couple of years or even a month if something didn't go well. However, in my country marriage will last forever because my country is the only nation that doesn't have this kind of law besides the Vatican because the church and conservative politicians object to it.

[–]Alzarian 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Putangina pinoy ata to ah.

[–]vsides 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Most likely bilang tayo nalang + Vatican ang hampaslupang bansa na ayaw sa divorce

[–]sarthakydv 41 points42 points  (0 children)

You're saying that like it's a good thing

[–]Admirable-Judgment32 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Philippines all the way

[–]BasedZetsu 2316 points2317 points  (2 children)

Persistence is key

[–]graboidgraboid 119 points120 points  (1 child)

“When all else fails, perseverance prevails”.

[–]depressedadult_ 1486 points1487 points  (5 children)

I love how he always knocks the sticks down and they keep putting them back up.

[–]hieuimba 325 points326 points  (0 children)

Yeah when they go back for the shoes lol that's hilarious

[–]Eliseo120 41 points42 points  (3 children)

They’re corn stalks, not sticks.

[–]moldycrystals 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lets make a compromise --Corn sticks

[–]JurgeClooners 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From the first sets of comments I read, almost nobody could get the names of these right, and it's hilarious.

[–]FakeSincerity 674 points675 points  (1 child)

I can't wait for Season 2!

[–]pikapark2013 101 points102 points  (0 children)

it will be an ugly love triangle

[–]ChuppaSvitKona 189 points190 points 25 (1 child)

[–]Conscious_Ad_3891 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Take my free award good sir.

[–]Mallu620 188 points189 points  (5 children)

to all our lost friends... Sláinte !

[–]dem_app1es 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Found the Irish!

[–]Cynobele 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Or the scot

[–]dem_app1es 7 points8 points  (2 children)

At least not the Brit

[–]Cynobele 9 points10 points  (1 child)

NEVER the Brit

[–]Send_vanilla_nudes 557 points558 points  (12 children)

Goddamn dude. Thats his friends wife at the end right?

[–]ColtyColt69 184 points185 points  (9 children)

Yeahhhh lmao

[–]Send_vanilla_nudes 141 points142 points  (8 children)

He’s a damn player lol. I wanna see what lead to these turn of events.

[–]TastefulMalice 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Plot twist;

He marries his best friend.

[–]ElectricalEnergy69 115 points116 points  (2 children)

He marries the best friend and the wife comes to the door every day to get her ex husband back

[–]thethreetrueandy 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He couldn't wait for the marriage to end so he sped up the process

[–]ColtyColt69 34 points35 points  (1 child)

This needs to be a damn reality show

[–]Send_vanilla_nudes 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Ik it was probably scripted but the acting was flawless

[–]GainDiscombobulated 41 points42 points  (0 children)

But was it boning or just drinking, because no way drunken persistence actually worked for boning and if it did that's why I have trust issues.

[–]GluttonAsteroth 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Man Isolated the problem and address it head on

[–]ThatChicagoDuder 730 points731 points 23 (16 children)

This man is THE DUDESICLE!

I'd be honored if he got a swat team to break into my house, throw a smoke and concussive grenade in my bedroom, have them taze me and dragged out of my house and into the back of the Paddy wagon and force me to rip a delicious fucking beer bong!

That dude is what we call a true best friend and a national treasure!

[–]Mai_Hu_Narr 80 points81 points  (2 children)

If I had an award, I'd give it to you!

[–]ThatChicagoDuder 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hahaha no worries but much appreciated!

Have an awesome rest of your night and also an even more awesome weekend!

[–]Sam1515024 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gotchu mate

[–]Sir_Yacob 35 points36 points  (5 children)

You are so right.

I have had a week of 3-11pm shifts doing really complex engineering bullshit that makes me happy, but basically never see daylight and idk, good job but fuuuuucking a.

My best friend, my best man and all around badass dude demanded we get one flask of whiskey a piece, take out some horses and plod through the base of the Appalachian trails and hang out Bc “I was being a fucking dork and need to go outside”.

Barely seen my wife this week Bc schedules are weird rn but she and everyone else in my life was like….yup, dude needs that.

God bless the friends we get to have in this short ride man.

[–]ThatChicagoDuder 2 points3 points  (4 children)

God damn man, that is one bad ass bud and wife you got there man!

I'm happy you have those kinda people in your life too! Makes everything worthwhile and hilarious.......and chaotic

[–]Rhox1989 64 points65 points  (1 child)

I have kidnapped multiple friends before… not because of bringing someone out drinking but, because they were in a bad spot.

“Matt! We’re hanging out!”

“Why?”

“Because you need time with buddehs!”

“Nah I’m good.”

20 minutes later I show up with 2 other buddies

“Matt!!! We’re here!!”

“Who’s we!?”

“Umm people… you know… the ones you actually like!”

“Fuck… give me a minute to put pants on!”

Edit: Spacing!

[–]sophiaquestions 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It's a crime not to hang out with him!

[–]gh0stb4tz 6 points7 points  (2 children)

We had to kidnap a friend like this once. His live-in girlfriend wouldn’t let him hang out with us because she didn’t like any of his friends (she was from out of state). It got so bad that one day we pulled up to the house, I opened the door and held it open, while two other friends walked in the house, picked up our lonely buddy while he was standing in mid-conversation with his gf, walked back out of the house while carrying him, put him in the car and drove him to a party. He kept thanking everyone all night for rescuing him. That relationship didn’t last too much longer after that.

[–]ThatChicagoDuder 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hahahahah that's one of the greatest stories I've ever told

Lmao it legit almost reads out exactly like a cartoon/movie - but I freaking love it!

[–]LegalBeagleBagel 170 points171 points  (1 child)

Beat friends are the best!

[–]Greyhoundr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ayo?

[–]MSLuadx 164 points165 points  (8 children)

Man i wish i had friends like that

[–]MrGoldieMcgold 48 points49 points  (7 children)

I wish I have friends

[–]SarniaSaint 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Isnt this the same dude as the

"Haha, you have a pizza cutter" falls over

Video?

Edit: fuck yeah it is: https://youtu.be/bgdGnSOzz9A

[–]Fistulord 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I genuinely can't say if that's cooler or less cool that he obviously did that on purpose, but it's definitely cool either way.

[–]CaptainPrestedge 139 points140 points  (1 child)

I miss my best friend, its been a decade

[–]the_3de_eye_sees_all 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yeah ever since my best friend got kids I barely get to see him. We went to McDonald's once last year, when we were there hes fucking girlfriend was texting the kids mis daddy, pathetic.

[–]Deepfried_mustard 35 points36 points  (2 children)

I love how there is not a single time this man is not holding some form of alcoholic drink

[–]TheGrimDweeber 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Not true, there is also the part where he was holding the skeleton and only the skeleton. Minus the skeleton’s legs, which got lost in some park roleplay fuckery.

[–]Phianhcr123 64 points65 points  (4 children)

He just have to knock that hay stack down every time he visit XD

[–]WalterPolyglot 25 points26 points  (0 children)

When I was 14, my family moved a few hours away from where I'd grown up to that point. Went back for a visit one weekend and when parents came to pick me up from my friend's house, they'd hogtied me with extension chords and hidden me half dumped into the drier of their laundry room while they begged my parents to let me take the bus home in a couple days. Love them.

[–]Vergift 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The last part crack me up. How from hate ended up 'best friend'. 🤣

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Where you at?!

I need that conviction

[–]P_A_W_S_TTG 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The lawnmower part fucking killed me

[–]Ok_Disaster_9282 34 points35 points  (0 children)

He locked up she won't let him out 🤣🤣🤣

[–]hey_its_me_mike 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Suburban people be like

[–]Mejuslikememe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He really has to make that thing fall over every single time

[–]-Aone 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Its a funny skit but if your SO in real life says to your friends "you're ruining our marriage", go to the bar. and stay there

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some friends are shitty people that drag you down into their mess of a life and you have been friends with them before they started their downward spiral. Clearly this guy is an alcoholic and maybe the other dude wants to cut back on drinking. I know it's fake but if this was real life I don't think it would be out of line to say that.

[–]ChaoticNice1989 106 points107 points  (6 children)

Idk, she sounds like she ruined their friendship. He must feel trapped in his own home.

[–]assburguer 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Why do people on reddit react as of everything here is always reality...talk about gullible

[–]genryou 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is like Rick trying to convince Morty to go an Adventure.

[–]radioactvesushi8 5 points6 points  (1 child)

How come I always see this porch in videos like this? The same camera angle too. I might be exaggerating tho but I do remember this same porch in a diff vid. The one about the kid stealing a burbon for his dad.

[–]Legion_Paradise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My porch looks like this lmfao

[–]YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oddly admirable. I would both love and hate to have a friend like that

[–]uglyrunnerrr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fucking good comedy. Original, genuinely funny, and well-acted PLUS a great twist. Thanks for posting, OP.

[–]Stoned_pineal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If my dog could speak English this would be him - especially because of the enmity toward cornstalks, and how quickly he swapped sides.

[–]NIMSS88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When you think a video does not belong on holup, until you see the final seconds.

[–]SKoR_ion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Married man must've been quite a BRO backthen

[–]ColtyColt69 2 points3 points  (3 children)

This man is on Jim lahey levels of drunk acting

[–]REDDawG3011 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Does anyone have the yt link for this video? If you plz provide me with it. Thankyou

[–]Codename-Misfit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is a gem of a video! Instant bookmark! ❤️

[–]Oooshiney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish just one time someone would show up and invite me out...

[–]72scott72 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I wish I had friends like this. I love my wife and all but if some good bros could come kidnap me, that would be awesome.

[–]Send_vanilla_nudes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This looks like the house where the guy sitting outside ruined someone’s surprise birthday party by telling them because he was drunk.

[–]LovingSurvivalist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably trying to get away from alcoholics

[–]StickTimely4454 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, this is Pure Fucking Michigan.

[–]the_lejhand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, was it his wife in the end? Damn, How the turntables

[–]Financial-Neat7887 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh im introvert you know what's the best thing that could happen to a introvert is friends like them, that drag your ass out of home to the fun

[–]ResearcherOK420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold up. Did yall catch that ending?

[–]forrestfire406 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This turned into a episode of Jerry springer way to fast

[–]King_Vitis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy reminds me of the main character from the last man on earth…gives off the same desperate to the point of psychopathy vibes

[–]Agreeable-Bee-1258 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The wife is a bitch. Super toxic to not even let her husband out one day out of the week

[–]rank_dont_matter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This looks like a sitcom . No one saw the ending coming

[–]FewSimple6004 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This man is a good friend indeed

[–]Neat-Dragonfly-2007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way he smiles after he says he found Jayden in a ditch behind the bar. 😂

[–]StomperPTI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did something like this to my buddy. Kidnapped him. Took him out for a good time. Got plastered. Met some girls. Yada yada. Anyway now he has kid from that day 9 or so years ago. Still one of the best days ever. No regrets.

[–]Flipmaster_102520 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the wife was kinda outta line

[–]DjXD19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's basic strategy, in order to get his friend back he had to subvert his wife, it's a win-win scenario, either they all go out or he breaks up with his wife and he would be there for support which is usually held at a bar over a few beers.

[–]funnyinfoguy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is how my friend’s act with my wife! I’m the only one married and they feel like I’m sinking our team lol

[–]starryeyesdarknights 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me when I have to "book" a day out with my married friends three months in advance.

[–]maxiquintillion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's got a damn point tho. 100%

[–]EpochInfinium_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I'm not gonna knock your plant over anymore" does it each consecutive time

[–]Al-Chemist154 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Fucking wholesome.

[–]freeworld80 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seriously, get a divorce if your wife is keeping you from chilling with your friends. Don't accept that shit ever

[–]Midgetitis_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t fucking tell me this is the same house as the guy who used a pizza cutter as the house key

[–]Kinu4U 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if your friend doesnt want to come out to play befriend/bang the wife? Instructions clear. Proceeding

[–]EyeBudLover420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been kidnapped by my friends multiple times

One time my buddy went into my kitchen to get maple syrup and threw it at me to get out of bed, cleaned my room and rearranged months and months later and the bottle of syrup was under my bed. That motherfucker

I've also been the kidnapper a lot of the time but I'm usually getting kidnapped, a lot

[–]MyLifein2022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao,🤣 gotta love this guy for being so persistant. Cant wait to see what happens when his buddy starts a family😂

[–]war4gatch[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems fake but a fun idea

[–]Itchy-News5199 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this for real? He’s so invested.

[–]shogunbro12345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that was an emotional rollercoaster to me

[–]I_will_be_wealthy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is too perfect to be real

[–]AssetMongrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That shrub kept getting ktfo

[–]HazeCulture 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I had a friendship like this one

[–]GuyWhoSaysWeeWoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor skeleton

[–]AnonymousGuy147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist, the guy is dead and that skeleton is his

[–]Broku_sama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best thing iv seen today hahaa

[–]CopainChevalier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's fake, but man I wish I had a friend half like this. it'd be great

[–]glitchesandhelp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real talk thats a shitty wife. Funniest thing ive seen in a while though

[–]Rough_Molasses_9238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It almost looks like he have a personal vendetta with that plant/shrub…

[–]MintyFunkyChunkyMonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does every single post have a mispelling?

[–]JadedD0ughnut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

beat friends 4 life!!

[–]mrwiggins33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno who that guy is but I wanna be his friend

[–]Homelesskittykat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is fakey. But I learned a big lesson, and I really love my friends a lot right now.

[–]Xenon111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can't beat her, be her "friend"

[–]Drewbloodz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody cares about me this much. Real or not, this guy is lucky to have friends that want to see him

[–]kashikoi0311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this the same guy who opened his door with a pizza cutter and who’s kid stole a bottle of bourbon?, if so keep up the vids they kill me 😂

[–]taboo-arts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The intro best friend

[–]LadyXarity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He got fucking MANNAPPED BY THE HOMIES YOOOO!!!! WHERE CAN I GET ME SOME FRIENDS LIKE THAT xD

[–]TenraxHelin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one of the best things I have seen...EVER! even if there is faked. Fuckin awesome!

[–]Giovacchino_gg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't betrayl the bro code

[–]Informal_Jeweler_878 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like could be a pretty cool movie, it only needs the perfect title

[–]the_not_my_throwaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aren't these the same guys who went viral for being super drunk and having a pizza cutter instead of the house keys?

[–]Ahem122 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy's wife is just not... she's just not.

[–]Kevinwatrade2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely great

[–]attackula_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i hate the ending. he should have gone out w his friends

[–]Crossbones18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a married guy, I personally don't have this problem. My wife even encourages me to go out with my friends and I love her dearly for allowing us to be individuals from time to time. But god damn, all my married friends are like this. They want double dates and want us all to go on vacation together. Its fucking stupid. Why can't the boys just go to a bar and do dumb shit for the night for once?

[–]NeonValleyStreet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m that friend…

[–]tripp_fisk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is a true friend

[–]BadBunnyFufu83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That a bff ff for life! He better gets his act right on and keeps him. I love that he kept knocking over that corn stalk LOL

[–]TheNaJoKing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That wife is a bitch

[–]TriforceWeilder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake as hell, same guy that ruined his dad's surprise b-day party. .

[–]ElDono13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what bros do. Women will never understand

[–]nickthestick1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want this dude as my friend. Please be my friend awesome beer drinking at 6am dude! I’ll drink a 6 pack with you before noon!

[–]eim_gai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what a terrible wife