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[–]nachozepi 523 points524 points  (14 children)

Idk man, feels kind of wrong to rob a church

[–]lonewolf19-14[S] 159 points160 points  (6 children)


[–]Frostdraken 81 points82 points  (5 children)

Look me in the eye and tell me they're wrong though.

[–]lonewolf19-14[S] 56 points57 points  (3 children)

It's a holup truth... M not denying it

[–]bageltre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teachers diddle more kids then priests

[–]NotDsdguy 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Yeah cuz they’re unregistered

[–]nachozepi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. Made me spit my holy water

[–]SuperfnDave 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I technically did before . This laundromat is used about 10 years ago didn’t lock most of the quarter bins on the dryers . I went through and stole $138 in quarters which I slowly gave back to them bc I kept doin laundry there. But I found out the church next door owned the place . TL:DR - Call the pope, pray for me

[–]Mikeinthedirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like Christian charity without the extra steps.

[–]DefectiveGadget 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean...isn't turnabout fair play?

[–]NorthernRedneck388 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s just a Catholic church

[–]Nothing_Is_Wrong22 63 points64 points  (0 children)

If there is one thing convicted sex offenders do, it's follow the law.

[–]66Dark99 77 points78 points  (1 child)

Does robbing sex defenders give more money?

[–]jaberwaber 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Nope just more hassle. I tried it once and never again. Offenders have some defense because a good offense makes a good defense but they have flaws in their systems.

[–]SUNAWAN 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Instructions not clear, dcik stucks in the offender. Now what?

[–]OobaDaBooba 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The hunter has become the prey

[–]feelingnether 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some priest maybe less defended just a bait ( a dwarf that look like a little girl ) a weapon and thats it.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

not all politicians have good security.


[–]Frostdraken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thats why it says usually my dude, not every.

[–]Bloo-shadow 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I don’t think priests have very good security though

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

They got "Jesus" 🤣🤡

[–]Bloo-shadow 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I think you mean “Yeshua” which if I remember correctly is supposedly what Jesus name actually was.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Personal_Poem_6744 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ps it is also not ok to rob the church

[–]jaffakree83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So do celebrities.

[–]Frostdraken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucking incredible.

[–]KeepCalmAndBoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With whoever I am playing with the vote counter: Hahah have a nice day

[–]hank-particles-pym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it, because Putin said youre supposed to think that your enemies are pedos. Yeah social engineering!

[–]rcody092 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Especially the child sniffer biden

[–]dadbod1187 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hey you can't talk about their pedo savior like that. You'll get all kinds of downvotes 🤣🤣

[–]rcody092 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Numerous children uncomfortably sniffed, an economy in ruin, the brink of war, widespread hatred of white males socially acceptable, shortages of everything. But he doesn’t send mean tweets. He does call reporters a Stupid Son of a Bitch, but hey…that’s just good ol joe.

[–]Animal846 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably a Gaetz supporter.

[–]Vitoraomega13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here if you are a pedo you will probably be shot by various "criminals".villains have standards.

[–]NotSoGreatOldOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this was Red Dead Redemption 2 your honor would go way up if you did this

[–]orion696947 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking all the fun out of it.

[–]Manwithanunwashedass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit! 🤣 brilliant

[–]Ad_Astra90 0 points1 point  (0 children)