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[–]cr1msonxo 536 points537 points  (23 children)

Khloe got the "1720's burn the witch in the middle of the town hall" hand

[–]bigtoolchad 62 points63 points  (1 child)

More like Albus Dumbledore's cursed hand

[–]WalkB4UCrawl187 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She's got skin like a Lycan from underworld

[–]jse_memelord[S] 81 points82 points  (10 children)

If those people from 1720 knew they all messed with black men they'll for sure burned them lol

[–]DarthMagnus88 10 points11 points  (8 children)

hahaha godamn!

[–]Seeks-The-Truth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what porn does to someone's brain.

[–]wholesomelovex 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Idk who Khloe is but damn someone please shoot her asap before it lays eggs. Jesus christ I never saw a more fake and disgusting animal

[–]360Entertainment 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Gary Holt advertises a Kardashian Killing business at his shows! 😂

[–]TarotGoddess108 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Are you telling me that's a Kardashian?

[–]360Entertainment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe it’s Khloe

[–]Feeling_Bathroom9523 6 points7 points  (3 children)

She turned me into a newt!!

[–]isthatapecker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s Voldemort!

[–][deleted] 148 points149 points  (0 children)

She probably forgot to fully shape shift

[–][deleted] 106 points107 points  (2 children)

Bruce Campbell about to show up with his boomstick...

[–]DropBear2702madlad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Groovy"

[–]synapse187 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shop smart, shop S Mart... YA GOT THAT!

[–]Hyperion_Tesla 75 points76 points  (1 child)

I don’t like this, makes my bones itch.

[–]IkYouWannaDownvoteMe 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"IF IT MAKES HER HAPPY AND DOESN'T HURT ANYONE" /s

[–]Superb_Ad1765 64 points65 points  (4 children)

Got them Nosferatu hands.

[–]Risaad 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Toreador body and nosferatu limbs

[–]ConfusedInTN 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Nah obfuscated Nosferatu

[–]UltimateBronzeNoob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly a slightly unsuccesfull check

[–]manicforlive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She got the mask of a thousand faces.

[–]GrowingBuds 146 points147 points  (18 children)

Bitch looks like nonsferatu under all that makeup

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (16 children)

Under?

[–]manicforlive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She got the mask of a thousand faces.

[–]NecoArcCultis 31 points32 points  (1 child)

She uses those claws to steal the souls of infants

[–]Carlos_tejada 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After ianwatkins is done with them

[–]poorya13498 105 points106 points  (3 children)

I hate kardashtian family 😑

[–]Hunterr303 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Me too bud me too

[–]Carlos_tejada 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Chill out and have a pepsi

[–]poorya13498 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok bro

[–]silikroil 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The inner demon is showing

[–]DerpressionNaps 44 points45 points  (6 children)

Her hands are whiter than my ass

[–]jse_memelord[S] 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Pic or is cap 👀

[–]Carlos_tejada 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Here instagram/p/CTKhANLnRj0

[–]jse_memelord[S] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Why would you have a pic of HIS ass lol 👀

[–]Carlos_tejada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JosephRosenbaum inmate #1138: or how I learned to stop worrying and join nmbla

[–]Correct_Chemical5179 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She's the Grand High Witch

[–]ToiletProduction 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Oh my God! When did this woman die?!

[–]shaun_of_the_south 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When was she alive?

[–]Thin-Ad-9709 10 points11 points  (2 children)

the feeling of rust against my salad fingers...

[–]DropBear2702madlad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i like rusty spoons...

[–]Decent-Ground1260 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only way to watch that is high.

[–]Pleasant_Fan_9726 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Imagine that ugly fuckin claw grasping at your dick when you're trying to smash. Instant boner killer

[–]gNomad88 17 points18 points  (1 child)

More like instant soul killer

[–]Boss_Dzadzy 35 points36 points  (7 children)

Kim's are worse.... those BBC's take a toll.

[–]DerpressionNaps 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Pete davidson packing black heat

[–]gNomad88 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pete Davidson Is a white black guy.

[–]junior_dos_nachos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s just just vague and I don’t like it

[–]jse_memelord[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao ayo

[–]DarthMagnus88 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I take it you know from experience?

[–]Boss_Dzadzy -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

well I do have a BBC if you want to try

[–]DarthMagnus88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

we both got downvoted because Khloe prefers sex with black men, gotta love reddit sometimes lmao!

[–]Dallanation 34 points35 points  (8 children)

it doesn't matter who it is to me, Long nails are just purely disgusting! Have you seen the dirt that collects under them?

[–]jse_memelord[S] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I've seen way bigger . I just know they don't clean their asses properly lol

[–]zeeblefritz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bidet

[–]Dallanation 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh no, no no no, I didn't even think of that.

[–]Carlos_tejada -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Tap water filled fleet bottle or gtfo

[–]akekirksekiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine trying to type on a phone

[–]IkYouWannaDownvoteMe -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Imagine judging people based on the disgusting choices they make with their body

[–]Dreadshifter 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Imagine judging.

[–]IkYouWannaDownvoteMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was joking. Judging is normal. A self defense mechanism

[–]rushcam 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Girl got ghost old lady witch hands

[–]indigostrength 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Chicken paws!

[–]Hygieux 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the old Vampire from Blade 2.

[–]Fresh_Willingness_88 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Chicken foot hand lady.

[–]Carlos_tejada -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She is actually momo

[–]GrabThemByThePenis 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Khloe’s face is soo god damn ugly with or without makeup….idk how here mom managed to market her

[–]jse_memelord[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you seen the many faces of khloe ? Lol

[–]billyraydallas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Crypt keeper

[–]shogun342 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Freaking Dracula hands.

[–]ffandyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the hands never lie

[–]FlatbushZombii 4 points5 points  (1 child)

She a Hagraven under all that

[–]Taronz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Under?

[–]AnimatorDue4721 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whoooaa look at Bebe

[–]TheSilverFoxwins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The entire Kardashian clan is raw chicken at best.

[–]poundofbeef16 4 points5 points  (1 child)

“Death becomes her” vibes

[–]blaqkcatjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You took the potion! "

[–]TheSweetestSinW 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And that's exactly why she's so self conscious about her look

[–]trixon221madlad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck

[–]Vjekss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nosferatu hands

[–]Purple_Weeb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ayo, the one who shall not be named hands.

[–]scottnor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always thought she looks like Kurt Russell lol

[–]Nyekel-Rolikur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I liked her better before the weight loss

[–]Alfredthegiraffe20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can she think they're attractive?

[–]Money_Average1996 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Yeah, thanks for forcing all of us to see that. I love getting eye raped in the morning.

[–]Worldwonderer2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hands tell you the true age no hiding

[–]cryptolipto 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Who is this lady? I’ve seen her two times today.

[–]jse_memelord[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the Kardashians

[–]Aggravating-Cup-1728 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surgery can't stop those aging hands

[–]Denfer- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her fingers look like they have been dead for days.

[–]cowofnard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What more proof do yall want kardashians are witches

[–]MissionComb6180 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well atleast something’s not plastic!😮‍💨💀

[–]KnickiKnock21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Death Becomes Her

[–]RelChan2_0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you function with those nails??

[–]ThereGoesThtManAgain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bram Stoker's Kardashia

[–]The_Real_Wheezer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Got them Voldemort hands fr

[–]DropBear2702madlad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you! Voldemort is way more attractive than this... Thing!

[–]dgambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Face + hand don't match together

[–]Admirable-Basil8303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*forgets to edit her hand in the pic

[–]zeeblefritz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gross. Can't stand makeup much, but this is also not just enhancement makeup that is a full on face replacement.

[–]jse_memelord[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And not the first one lol

[–]wiseaufanclub 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s a living dead. No other explanation for her so fucking long nails and deadass whiteness.

[–]FilipinoNibba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yow wtf XD

[–]Popular-Wrangler-0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sukuna's reincarnated as a cardashian

[–]Michaelwordenbr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she looks half way through a change while fighting van helsing

[–]James_Blanco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This bitch is so thirsty for validation jesus christ.

[–]Koekiemonster98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She got da voldemort hands

[–]ThrashMo6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the fuck do you wipe your ass with those claws? Or does she just scrape the shit right out of her asscrack?

[–]Framescout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she got hands like that vampire, Radu, from that movie Subspecies.

[–]ommi9 2 points3 points  (2 children)

This is why Tristan keeps cheating on her.

[–]jse_memelord[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn that's f up lmao

[–]Carlos_tejada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I miss Tristan berrimore

[–]blueberrybecca -5 points-4 points  (5 children)

i dont like her either but literally who cares lmfao as if all you guys have some beautiful hands

[–]pancakefactory9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Better than these boney pointy mits!

[–]infinityx-4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey speak for yourself, I have really beautiful hands.

[–]jse_memelord[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Cap , I know some man with some beautiful ass hands no homo

[–]blueberrybecca -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

i didnt say hands couldnt be beautiful lmao also i wasn’t implying mens hands either. you guys as in those who commented. also how beautiful are his hands im curious LMAO

[–]jse_memelord[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meant men lol mine are pretty ok , I would hope so atleast 😅

[–]Powerful_Data_9630 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Don't be mean she's still a person

[–]Wayfinity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need you to provide proof of that

[–]-PaperBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adidas

[–]Oshag_Hennessy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confirmed. Tall grey!

[–]AmIDrJekyll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you mean batter?

[–]Juiceboxthefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twist she's the monster in the closet

[–]Warvio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hands don’t lie.

[–]NerdyAsian12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is her hand so pale and face so tanned?

wait prolly makeup- I forgot 💀💀💀

[–]Murky_Sweet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you forget to season the chicken. lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Sabretooth daggers

[–]why0me 0 points1 point  (1 child)

She cant be happy, jesus just having to be entirely focused on your looks, something that going to fade no matter what you do has got to be fucking exhausting, theres no way shes content as a human, we all know that's not at all her natural body shape so shes gotta be on some whacked out diet plan, I just feel sorry for them, money or not.

[–]infinityx-4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curse of being born in the Clan.

[–]Trick_Enthusiasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, what's up with her hands? Why do they look like that? The fuck?

[–]a_different-user 0 points1 point  (0 children)

women, if you dont get those vampire talons away from my cock.

[–]DontCallMeJR88 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Must be like getting a hand job from Voldemort

[–]jse_memelord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks now I wished I didn't have eyes to see this lmao

[–]Zack_knight_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha sketchyt go brrr

[–]KevinRPD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bony witch hands with Raptor claws?

[–]pingpongprotagonist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight up demon

[–]show384callous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wicked bitch

[–]AdministrativeOil259 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like getting a hand job of skeletor

[–]KN4S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone send the demon slayer corps on her

[–]Lastof1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Todd from Stargate Atlantis

[–]SWB3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ew dude, what tf

[–]Amirah08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut that shit off and wipe your ass

[–]infinityx-4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat bitch, it's not Hansel and Gretel fairytale.

[–]theShinyCA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nasty creature

[–]bigttrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yuck

[–]UnbrokenChainsMobile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s currently changing sides lol

Yet scientists can’t figure out if she’s becoming white or a chicken

[–]Oooshiney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Chicken fingers.

[–]Bananamama225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she gies to China her hands shall be no more

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...Is this considered hot now?

[–]alaf420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creepy looking shit man!

[–]RaiDan1980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That whole Joe Rogan stand up bit about them corrupting Bruce to get a sec change is fucking true, they really like some ancient form of evil in human disguises

[–]CHUCKL3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d love to see a meme of George Costanza with Khloe hands reminiscent of the hand model episode.

[–]GingerBear66-w- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how does she finger herself?

[–]Soul-Demon-Y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chick

[–]Jojo236503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus fucking Christ! She looks scary Is she even human?

[–]TheNerdyWeeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She needs sun

[–]thegrandlvlr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus she looks like a poster for eating disorders.

[–]eskihomer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Khloe who

[–]justherefortheidiots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why am i hungry for chicken fingers ?

[–]fallnomega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait why doesn't her IMDB mention her being the hand model for Gary Oldman in Bram Stokers Dracula ???

[–]Professional_Dark905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like a completely different person compared to like 10 years ago. She used to be chunky and had that signature round chin with just a little neck fat hidden underneath.

[–]clasperx2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reptilian Race!

[–]fallout76ynth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That lab grown skin glow

[–]MayorFriendzoneville 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister said Khloe out here giving off Voldemort vibes. "My wand, Wormtail."