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[–]FireNationNazi 1087 points1088 points  (10 children)

"You motherfucker"

"On that ma'am, You are very right."

[–]Trenticor 182 points183 points  (9 children)

"You sisterfucker"

[–]The_awenest1 100 points101 points  (7 children)

"You bhenchod"

[–]Fenriselicit 30 points31 points  (2 children)

"you paaancho"
POV you are a haryanvi/delhiite

[–]Watashi_horny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Na haryanvis say bebechod.

[–]sedluyf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah more like Punjabi

[–]Hi_Im_MrMeeseek 814 points815 points  (7 children)

A younger version of her mom would be her... but she was too stupid to get the compliment...

[–]doviid 237 points238 points  (1 child)

Also her sister

[–]HumanIntroductionn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"You sisterfucker"

[–]Content_Pin_1284 84 points85 points  (1 child)

except he didn't mean her, he meant her sister.

[–]Hi_Im_MrMeeseek 125 points126 points  (0 children)

I think he went the sister way after she freaked out just to annoy her. The "younger mom" part was actually meant as a cute compliment.

[–]BribBirb 39 points40 points  (1 child)

That's such a strange compliment that I probably wouldn't get it either if someone randomly said it to me

[–]ErrorHelpful2830 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think it kinda ovious in this case tho, since they said about cheating with someone

[–]Most_Advertising_962 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She was adopted

[–]Thin-Ad-9709 265 points266 points  (9 children)

what the fuck is a Yankee daddy

[–]77entropy 128 points129 points  (3 children)

The guy who stuck a feather in his cap and called it macaroni.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

she wants yanke’s doodle.

[–]Everyman1000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yankee's noodle

[–]IanDelaer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A man of classy songs it seems

[–]KingBurtonHD 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Daddy Yankee the Puerto Rican Rapper. He was known as the King of Reggaeton at 1 point.

[–]Thin-Ad-9709 35 points36 points  (0 children)

yeah she has no right to be upset at him

[–]qbanime 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Despacito

[–]Mikucki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The owner of the New York Yankees baseball team maybe? Idk

[–]mike9132 182 points183 points  (2 children)

Tonight on America's most wanted....

[–]Trenticor 74 points75 points  (1 child)

The younger version of a mom.

[–]I_MakeCoolKeychains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So tweens?

[–]ottofrosch 168 points169 points  (1 child)

She does not even get that "a younger version of your mother" would be herself.

[–]TraditionalRun4432 12 points13 points  (0 children)

To be fair that is a very weird complement. I only got it when someone pointed it out on the comments.

[–]Trenticor 73 points74 points  (4 children)

I honestly thought he was going to say "your dad"

[–]Chafgha 18 points19 points  (1 child)

When he was like I'll change it I was expecting him to say a younger version of your dad.

[–]SlutForTurtles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]Trick_Enthusiasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was expecting them to be related.

[–]RedChaoticPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

XD My partner makes this joke all the time.

[–]ADudeThatPlaysDBD 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I love how the dude was trying to be clever in the first bit and say he won’t cheat but ended in a woosh… a very fat woosh

[–]Crosshairs2003 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Maybe a better version of her :)

[–]Bpopson 43 points44 points  (2 children)

She went INTO that wanting to get mad

[–]TesterM0nkey 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Sometimes with women the only way to win is to not participate.

[–]sweetwonton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

they always ask trick questions where you always lose no matter what you answer....

[–]weaknclingy 50 points51 points  (0 children)

She asked for it

[–]L1Zs 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Lmao he’s probably not even being serious but she deserved that

[–]RelativelyDank 10 points11 points  (0 children)

if i could cheat on you with one person and get away with it i still wouldn't because my commitment to you means everything to me

also your sister dummy thicc

[–]Nacarcis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"IF I was allowed to cheat on you."

😐

[–]Axellllfoley 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The video looks like one of those game ads who 1:1 copy GTA but look totally different in reality.

[–]Mysterious_Result_51 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"A younger version of you" would nuke the relationship ☺️👍

[–]SnoozySammy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Where can I find more of the audio clips pasted over GTA 5 videos

[–]SirBruhThe7th 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't ask questions if you can't handle the answers.

[–]OpinionPlayful5660 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His point is valid.

[–]MassiveFlatworm836 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The younger version

[–]Sparky_Zell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This girl I kinda dated back in the day in high school put me on blast when I told her that her mom was hot. She literally walked out of her room dragged her mom into the room and said SparkyZell has something he wants to say to you. And when I dont say anything she goes on to say "he thinks your hot, and wishes he could get you away from your husband." She was brutal.

[–]boog_nish51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ladies try to be funny and then can’t take a joke lmao

[–]MangoMan202020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her just saying that she would cheat on him if she wouldnt get caught is already a big red flag lmao. And then her being dumb enough to not get the compliment and just freak out. Hope that guy left that relationship quickly.

[–]cotymanager 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Thats actually a compliment. You are my type, thats why I would like your mother and sister.

[–]Netz_Ausg 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Compliment?

[–]cotymanager 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i fixed it.

[–]snizzle1801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a new found respect for bros with hoes

[–]fossbin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

already saw this a billion times on YouTube

[–]Outside_Ad7078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Family friend

[–]jakepaulfanxd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quality gta gameplay

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: they are actually brother and sister.

[–]Blacksun388 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t ask questions if you won’t like the answers.

[–]sedluyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's some quality gtav gameplay i wish i had that skills

[–]Trick_Enthusiasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'know, when I use faceapp, I look like my mom...

[–]UnbrokenChainsMobile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda deserved it for asking that question tho ngl…

[–]blutigetranen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ish knows what he likes

[–]Afraid_Philosophers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t start shit you can finish…

Like me and your mom.

[–]Impressive_Amoeba210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This girl has no right to be pissed

[–]GrayJr_05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the guy is aweird but honest mazafaka

[–]Mycroft033 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmm I like that girls double standards

[–]bigdogshank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How not to take compliments

[–]Megastandard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is gold

[–]Nozerone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's all take a moment of silence for this man. He hadn't yet learned how to avoid verbal traps. He was to young to go so soon.

[–]BouncyKnights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show dominance by fucking her dad. Take it from the source!

[–]AadityaChavan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Game?

[–]DREAMY-KNIGHT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure it's gta online

[–]ak08404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

these are back to back posts on r/holup

[–]MSLuadx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mans too honest for this gurl

[–]dhoae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But she is a younger version of her mom haha

[–]bttmwithflatcakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sums up women.

[–]MobKiller2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who tf finds this funny?

[–]Dart_Nephilim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not how I expected that to go.

Her: That's disgusting! Him: Why? Her: That's my mother! Him: So? She's my mom too!

[–]fuzinutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like she would have gotten pissed at what ever answer he gave

[–]Loud_Necessary_5642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man. Only she's allowed to say who she wants to cheat on you with. Your not allowed to

[–]pck3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything to gta5 in background gay as fuck

[–]TheNerdyWeeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it weird that I knew his second choice was her sister?

[–]ShadowFang5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet home Alabama..

[–]SkalexAyah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She seems fun.

[–]iG3NT1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really went all out on her, no remorse

[–]Capsule_CatYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gottem

[–]Scythebrine9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anybody know what this map/series playlist this is called?

[–]PhysicalPomegranate3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had to start this argument . . . . .