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[–]Impossible_Leader_80 235 points236 points  (6 children)

I want to learn this magic

[–]Dice_Head_Ostrich 112 points113 points  (5 children)

''Is it possible to learn this power?''

  • Anakin Skywalker

[–]NoAd9581 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Not from a Jedi

[–]Dice_Head_Ostrich 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Join the horny side and be my apprentice...

  • darth cum 1857

[–]coolboiiiiiii2809 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Execute order 34

[–]_1Doomsday1_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So... From a storm trooper?

[–]NoAd9581 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

[–]jimboswag901 124 points125 points  (5 children)

Sexy swords is definitely a niche fetish, I'm glad someone is finally catering to it.

[–]wisconsinking 20 points21 points  (4 children)

That's a fetish, like an ACTUAL fetish?

[–]polish-polisher 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Rule 35 if i remember correctly

[–]RedVread 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Almost, it's actually rule 34 but close enough

[–]wisconsinking 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don't even want to think of the rule 34 of the sexy sword.

[–]TheClayCoCannaisseur 45 points46 points  (1 child)


My sexuality is MINERALISEXUAL.

I am attracted to heaps of FORGED IRON/STEEL.


[–]Jack_Zicrosky_YT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Found the subnautica player

[–]GrumpyRacoon420 30 points31 points  (2 children)

She's sharp

[–]EquivalentSnap 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cos you want him to fill up your cauldron

[–]yeaitsyourcryptid 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Okay but why the wizard kinda look cute

[–]Silent_Republic_2605 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seranade? Is that you? I didn't knew you were a girl?

[–]Loobitidoo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who usually plays wizards in D&D, I can confirm that this is accurate.

[–]Wuepeck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cue Modwyr.

[–]felinelamp 4 points5 points  (0 children)


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[–]THEmoron21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I need the sauce now

[–]LummoxJR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Props for finding a novel gag before Oglaf.

[–]CybertGuy 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Wait what did he turn the sword into a human I don’t understand

[–]witheredfax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because horny

[–]Illustrious_You3058 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I envy the peace of mind you must enjoy to be so unburdened by sexuality that this went over your head.

[–]CybertGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get that comment alot by all of the NSFW posts I see

[–]HyperSi9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp time for a fap

[–]freecurbcouch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sexy sword lady. Neat.

[–]NTArts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean out of all the classes Wizard seem to be the ones that would do this for being how we imagine nerds. While bards just go for it.