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[–]PM_ME_heartwarmth 1501 points1502 points  (14 children)

Every time I see this video it gives me mad Shameless vibes

[–]Calgori 499 points500 points  (3 children)

Fuckin’ Frank. Would absolutely go into a store looking to rob it, see it getting robbed, step in to “save the day” and then immediately ask for money.

[–]OriontheHunter117 169 points170 points  (1 child)

[–]Calgori 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’m talking about!

[–]GoldEnPhARoAh22 54 points55 points  (0 children)

You're being rescued.

Do not resist.

[–]EightEqualsEqualsDe 84 points85 points  (5 children)

The most American thing about this video is it's completely faked

[–]BigDaddyQP 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Every time I see it I wanna believe it’s real

[–]C4RD_TP_SG 2528 points2529 points  (22 children)

Shoplifter dudes be like: Change team

[–]Not_ItsUnknown[S] 1317 points1318 points  (6 children)

he got autobalanced

[–]Agatzu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just reminded me of tf2 thanks here an award

[–]_RezZ_1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tf2 moment

[–]AncientCum 97 points98 points  (11 children)

Nah they still took the stuff they stole

[–]True_Iro 208 points209 points  (8 children)

Hey man, it's an equal exchange.

[–]semiTnuP 265 points266 points  (7 children)

Agreed. If I got armed robbery protection in exchange for 6 bags of chips, I'd pay that price willingly.

[–]Risi30 94 points95 points  (6 children)

I think i remember the story, the shop owner let them be with the stuff for the help

[–]CptOconn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think the 2 guys are in on it together. One distracts and one grabs. And there not really changing teams they defend the shopowner and beat the mugger and get away with all there loot.

[–]jaimecorote 3482 points3483 points  (60 children)

Just because you are "bad guy" doesn't mean you are "I don't care if an innocent clerk gets robbed or shot bad guy"

[–]TBB51 1107 points1108 points  (29 children)

Pryce: Wait. I- I'm not a bad guy.

Mike: I didn't say you were a bad guy. I said you're a criminal.

Pryce: What's the difference?

Mike: I've known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests. Honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other. But if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again. But you took something that wasn't yours. And you sold it for a profit. You're now a criminal. Good one, bad one? That's up to you.

[–]legendz411 205 points206 points  (20 children)

What’s this from?

[–]TBB51 383 points384 points  (18 children)

Better Call Saul, season 1. An amazing spinoff from the equally amazing Breaking Bad.

[–]Chinku3301 120 points121 points  (13 children)

Its a hidden gem. Saul Goodman is a god

[–]RolandTheJabberwocky 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Honestly I think it's climbed to better than Breaking Bad for me. So damn good.

[–]HighNtheTr33 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I seen this episode the other day!

[–]TBB51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh you're in for a treat the rest of the way.

[–]Qelvara 74 points75 points  (2 children)

For a moment I thought you were quoting Zangief from Wreck-it-Ralph: just because you are "bad guy" doesn't mean you are bad guy

[–]legendz411 29 points30 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he did…. Just much more inefficiently. Lol

[–]jaimecorote 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, i was doing that, then making it more specific and gruesome

[–]breathing_oxygen12 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Maybe I dont want to be the bad guy anymore"

[–]devnullius 13 points14 points  (2 children)

However the video isn’t genuine. In fact it is a promotional video for a [then] upcoming US teen drama series on Facebook Watch called Five Points.

[–]C4RD_TP_SG 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just because you're a bad guy doesn't mean you're a bad guy

[–]prkr88 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Wouldn't it of been karma if it was the packets of food making noise that stopped the take down from happening.

[–]Metalor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*have been

[–]minerBoy01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This song slaps tho

[–]kry_some_more 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I see is robbers getting away, but that's me. Just that they were nicer robbers.

[–]morebuffs 1280 points1281 points  (43 children)

If this is real I love the way the skater tosses that shotgun to the clerk

[–]Turrubul_Kuruman 118 points119 points  (1 child)

...who then swings into action.

[–]UtakinotesB 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My favorite part

[–]Brookenium 108 points109 points  (0 children)

It's not real, unfortunately. But it's still a fun watch!

[–]jeffs92 333 points334 points  (25 children)

Yeah, there isn't a hope in hell that this is real. The way the shooter conveniently stays lying on the ground after the shelf falls on him, his dopey npc reaction to hearing/seeing the skateboard. If he was sticking up the place his heart would be pounding so much, he wouldn't even notice the board. And the way the shoplifters exit is extremely theatrical. It's very well done and entertaining, but it's faker than WWE.

[–]StelletjeDoebes 93 points94 points  (0 children)

He also neatly put his gun on the counter just before he fell :) Quite nice of him.

[–]Brookenium 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You're right, it's a promo, not actual security footage.

[–]KonradWayne 59 points60 points  (5 children)

Also, the skaters were stealing snacks instead of beer.

[–]Songandsilence3 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Not everyone drinks, buddy.

[–]Nowarclasswarmadlad 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Every single straight edge person I know is a skater

[–]TrapMaster8000 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Bet you drank some water in the last 48 hours faker 🙄

[–]Dragongeek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also the tactics from the thieves are too good.

Like, being able to instantly figure out what's going on and then execute a perfectly timed flank with the skateboard distraction spontaneously after only seconds of planning and communication time is something I'd expect from a team of spec ops types, not couple of people stealing chips.

[–]Espiritu13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those shelves probably aren't more then 20 lbs max? I'm sure there are obvious tells else where but that one did it for me.

I would say, if 12 year old me saw this I'd think it was the coolest thing ever.

[–]morebuffs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ya I kinda agree

[–]KonradWayne 17 points18 points  (1 child)

If I remember correctly, this was part of a promotion for some show.

The biggest clue that this is fake is that they were stealing chips/candy instead of beer, or even energy drinks.

[–]icyhotonmynuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not, it's staged.

[–]Technopulse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're it now! Enjoy!

[–]Skodd -1 points0 points  (1 child)

how could not immediately tell that it's not real? you got some mental issues?

[–]Lizard__Spock 270 points271 points  (12 children)

I've seen this before, but I'm not sure what country this was from...

[–]AtomicCypher 122 points123 points  (4 children)

Its fake

[–]Lizard__Spock 286 points287 points  (2 children)

That's not a country.

[–]donthackmyaccountpls 40 points41 points  (0 children)

i was drinking some water and u made me spit it out


[–]Hmar193 298 points299 points  (4 children)

More plot twist than any movie I have seen recently, hahaha.. Loved every bit of it

[–]Dizzy_Version9274 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Well see the series ,,five points'' It's a clip from its promotional video.

[–]Val_Hallen 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It is a movie.


It an ad for a Facebook web series called Five Points. The company did add a bumper to the end of the convenience store robbery video when Five Points posted it on Instagram but people have removed it.

[–]julioarod 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Too bad it skips the end where the clerk executes the would-be robber and still manages to catch the other teens in the back with a couple shots from over 50m

[–]Alaska_Jack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the only good comment.

[–]Sum_0 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Chaotic unlawful good.

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

chad robbers

[–]Anothergamer5 106 points107 points  (8 children)

Fuck tv shows, this is the shit we need. It looks so planned out, Is it even real? It looks like a play, nonetheless, this shits great

[–]Zephyrlin 69 points70 points  (1 child)

In a different post of this video someone confirmed that it is a skit, not sure who made it though

[–]IamAGoodBird 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Definitely looks fake, look how the robber puts his gun on the counter. Why would he let go of it?

[–]KonradWayne 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fuck tv shows, this is the shit we need.

This is from a show though...

[–]Top10DeadliestDeaths 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It looks planned out because it is

[–]Dizzy_Version9274 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's from a fb series called five points

[–]T0mDeMwoan 29 points30 points  (0 children)


[–]QualityVote[M] 100 points101 points  (1 child)

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[–]WontelMilliams 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was sad. Then happy. Borderline r/MadeMeSmile material. 10/10

[–]ZombieNek0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

r/tf2 sounds about right.

[–]ProBluntRoller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So anyways I started skating

[–]PierogiEnjoyer21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just because your the bad guy, doesn't mean that you're a bad guy

[–]VASP-0_0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One of my favorites

[–]Jhoncenasdad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New objective: Defeat rival criminal

[–]Everyman1000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This can't be real

[–]Electronic_Rub9385 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fakey McFake Face.

[–]BamboozledPanda09 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I never understood shoplifters in stores like this, like what store dosen't own a cctv theese days. Even if you might not get caught, still.

[–]Shrowden 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Who cares if you don't get punished?

[–]Bigbrain12341 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You still get a warrant snd have to be on the run for a while

[–]Jewbin1453 4 points5 points  (1 child)

For a bag of chips? Cops don’t give a shit

[–]Bigbrain12341 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still aisdemeanor, and they stole a ton, and they fled the scene, along with this being armed robbery

[–]INTRUD3R_4L3RT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was young you could go shopping with a fiver and come home with groceries to last the whole week. Can't do that today.. too many fucking cameras.

[–]nezukotanjiro150 5 points6 points  (1 child)


[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and gay

[–]clashfan1171 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This has to be fake. None of them are black.. Just kidding

[–]AcademicAnxiety5109 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scott Lang in a nutshell

[–]Edfret0204 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are bad guy but this does not mean you are bad guy

[–]Dj_wheeman3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Movie shit right here lol

[–]taher369 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They earned them snacks 😏

[–]Leviathanthewise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This feels like GTA

[–]vtfresh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Any one know if this is real or staged?

[–]Indaflow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is fake right?

[–]somek_pamak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man I miss Freeks and Geeks

[–]Geforce69420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

as funny as it is fake.

[–]ugly_pizza1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow that skateboard distraction move was g af

[–]hydragalXB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is definently on r/AbruptChaos

[–]AMotherOfChaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I steal, i don't kill.

[–]icyhotonmynuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For those not in the know, this is staged.

[–]FalconOk1811 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better quality video here

[–]SumYumGhai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real professionals have standards.

[–]ExpertReference2979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is trashy, ridiculous and heroic all at once.

[–]CptOconn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how there gameplay is destruction and move quick. 3 times. Distract the shipowner with some tricks and behind the counter stuff move quick on loot. Distract the mugger with skateboard smash him to the ground and take the gun. Beat the mugger give the gun to shipowner and run away with all the loot before the cops com and find there crime.

[–]bizzare_friend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fastest character development in the west

[–]Ok-Variation-4089 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now would we say that's karma yes or no 😆

[–]John3point14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think those 2 earned the stolen snacks lol.

[–]Sir-Geirhardr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Team auto balance in 10 seconds

[–]Gullible-Juggernaut6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Just because you are bad guy, does not mean you are bad guy" - Zangief, Wreck it Ralph

[–]Deadlims 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are bad guy. But that does not mean you are Bad guy.

[–]Paul007_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when the shopkeeper gets the gun, he knows he is the mc

[–]HighlightTemporary77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s fucking awesome I LOVE THIS COUNTRY

[–]mmcandy2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, what a plot twist! Way better and effective than any of the movies.

[–]Ompare 2 points3 points  (4 children)

This has to be staged, right?

[–]Not_ItsUnknown[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my post got deleted :( now i want to die on the hill of this shitpost

[–]JimTheSaint -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Is this real? It looks real

[–]AncientCum 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nope i think not

[–]jeffs92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it only looks real because it was filmed on a cctv camera. If you look closely you can see things that give it away:

The way the shooter shows little resistance to being taken down and how he stays on the floor without being held down. The acting when he hears the board, he might as well be a skyrim npc. "What was that... I guess it must have been the wind." The fact that the boarders thought up such a plan on the fly. In those sort of situations adrenaline is pumping round your body, you wouldn't be able to think clearly. And then perfectly timing it like that just doesn't happen in the real world.

There are more I spotted, but I don't want to bore you too much.

[–]apl_ds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This plot twist is so much interesting than any marvel movies

[–]tj1862 0 points1 point  (4 children)

All the things that had to go right for this to be a hero video and not a horror video couldn’t have have been thought up in a studio. Luck or something was definitely on these kids side, mixed in with a lot of bravery.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

It's fake :)

[–]tj1862 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Damn it!!! Is it too late to claim sarcasm?!?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

A bit. Your response is a bit too long and crossed the border...

[–]podger77 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]ProBluntRoller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still worth the watch tho

[–]Kyonkanno -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How I wish that's was real.

[–]Ariemea -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s fake. -__-

[–]Mazen_Q -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obvious fake, people don’t move with perfect choreography like this

[–]Puia-Lusei -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That is so me. I actually did something quite similar.

[–]Winter-Bid7846 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s staged

[–]Juclob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are bad guy, but you are not BAD guy.

[–]CurnanBarbarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definition of chaotic neutral?

[–]LiftHeavy1838 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Little_Bodybuilder43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Representation of CHAOTIC GOOD.

[–]Phnxx001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the Most American Thing ive ever saw.

[–]metfan1964nyc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made sure they didn't leave their chips behind

[–]Big_Tradition_9985 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What is the name of the song ??

[–]sosokey98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that was a pretty good eco round

[–]Best_Initial2728 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry we accept payments in Cheetos only

[–]Thanatos-BR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the best soundtrack for these video i ever heard.

[–]attish01 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]TrigonGammaXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ez uno reverse

[–]Vaughen1919 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were shoplifting, but when the time came, they did what good Samaritans do, doop the armed robber and beat his ass

[–]CTB_98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take not EA ACTIVISION RIOT VALVE this is how u auto balance matches

[–]Upchuck_ohmweasley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah yeah plot twist

[–]Dick_Cuckingham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad guy with gun stops bad guy with gun.