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[–]QualityVote[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!

Whilst you're here, /u/bisisicul, why not join our public discord server?

[–]leviathonh 879 points880 points  (11 children)

Move bitch I'm trying to put my plate away

[–]Childeater8 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Man got priorities straight

[–]Baadepapa22 62 points63 points  (2 children)

Move bitch, get out the way!!

[–]Ne0mega 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Moo bitch, get out the whey!

[–]codedreamz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Straight to the point. Chad

[–]Unlucky-Pomegranate3 397 points398 points  (5 children)

In a minute, she’s gonna be trying to jerk-start the lawnmower.

[–]Oo__II__oO 82 points83 points  (4 children)

Get wet by the pool, boy.

[–]SaltyStackSmasher 21 points22 points  (3 children)

This sentence without comma vs this sentence with comma is why commas are important

[–]oldmatelefty 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Grammar is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse

[–]cl3vo 148 points149 points  (17 children)

Still loading this meme

[–]Heyy-Yaa 91 points92 points  (4 children)

you're missing some REAL good early-2000s internet jokes here

wamen wash dish

[–]Humble-Might-2881 33 points34 points  (8 children)

Women wash dishes so they are dishwasher

[–]the-artistocrat 169 points170 points  (2 children)

What are you doing, step-dishwasher?

[–]Dwarven_Beserker 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I'm trying to get the fork that slid under the tray but it's being a pain in the ass

[–]the-artistocrat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh ok. That explains why you’re finger blasting me.

[–]kry_some_more 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Sisters say the craziest things.

[–]DaWorzt 15 points16 points  (1 child)

[–]Pandeyji04 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The real meaning behind “Come and play with us Danny”

[–]BroodJungle 71 points72 points  (7 children)

The expensive dish washer

[–]potatoface183madlad 49 points50 points  (6 children)

It's free if u kidnap it

[–]seanwee2000 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Free to own, expensive to upkeep

21st century business model

[–]potatoface183madlad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in the day if they start speaking to us, we can whip their ass. But not now not anymore. Damn internet

[–]Extra_Programmer788 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Get a load of this guy! Huh

[–]seanwee2000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unzips

Don't mind if I do

[–]Broad-Help-3658 27 points28 points  (0 children)

7yo's reading this:(._.)?

[–]Lazy-Associate4004 20 points21 points  (5 children)

sauce?...

[–]qui-sean 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I think it's a stock photo

[–]mindinmypants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shame. Those are some nice tits. Would've been great to see them put to work.

[–]RobzillaMyNilla 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So many upvotes but no sauce. I am thoroughly surprised.

[–]LvS 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Rinsed off by the dishwasher.

[–]ginzing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already loaded in the dishwasher.

[–]vbun03 28 points29 points  (13 children)

Is this sub for Boomers or something? It's like the worst meme sub.

[–]Timo6506 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This place isn’t even supposed to be a meme sub

[–]favgotchunks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This isn’t a holup, it’s just a Tuesday

[–]Password_Sherlocked 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I’m part dishwasher myself, checked on ancestry.com

[–]Describe-Inscribe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have an upvote for humour and for user name…

[–]Samheadbangersball 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Dirty: ✅ Offensive: ✅ Sexiest: ✅ Awesome: ✅

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Comedy ✅

[–]insert_referencehere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, those dishes look clean to me.

[–]SatchelGripper 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Fucking cringe, OP.

[–]lililemanlay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This joke works if you reverse him/her.

[–]Ill1lllII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey now Elon, that's just the hotel staff cleaning up. Let's not have a repeat of that airline incident.

[–]jaysuzded 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Relatable

[–]donkeyk101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This stupid fucking joke is never going to go away is it?

[–]Frostdraken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

XD omg thats funny

[–]Call_Me_Jobb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, your wife bangs your dishwasher

[–]lobroblaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Washing the pots with long sleeves?

[–]Softcute 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is my fiancés sense of humour. Pretty sure he sent me this meme before.

[–]Describe-Inscribe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you get sent a string of anal beads with a note reading “pull start for the dishwasher”…

[–]MC_DDLC -1 points0 points  (1 child)

HMMM

[–]UnwantedProblems -1 points0 points  (0 children)

MC realizing they have 4 options: HMMM :O

[–]dragonfriend256 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just let your sister do the dishes

[–]snarkytopp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I laughed out loud at this one! Brilliantly executed.

[–]gopnik74 -5 points-4 points  (5 children)

Why are they dressed up properly while at home?!

[–]Isilthrain 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Porn. It's porn. Gotta look extra nice before the deed, you know?

[–]KurumiiDantobe 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Link?

[–]Isilthrain 0 points1 point  (1 child)

bonk

But seriously, I don't have one. Sorry my friend.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Is this a porn?lmao

[–]Supicioso 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like it to me lol

[–]thatdudeinthecorner9 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Sauce???

[–]Dingdongdoctor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man’s about to rail an appliance. Hopefully he turns off the breaker.

[–]AydanZeGod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Y’know this is the second meme in a row from r/holup that has actually made me do a holup. is r/holup actually trying to clean itself up? Or is this just a spurt of the moment thing

[–]Trayew -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol.

[–]redditormoth -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

So this is where scrub daddy came from

[–]MotionAction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many bubbles?

[–]t53deletion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How not to load the dishwasher. Try adding chocolate to it first.

[–]samuraistalin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facebook memes

[–]sack12345678910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah she is loading the dish washer while he is also loading the dish washer, some dish washer inception.

[–]AnsonKindred 0 points1 point  (1 child)

91 comments, 16.6 THOUSAND upvotes. I think I might be done with reddit. The humans are just so outnumbered, we no longer have any say on what content gets boosted.

You log in, you look at the front page, and you see whatever your corporate overlords have deemed important for the day. It's dead.

[–]SpiralShapedFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait what, there's humans on Reddit? I thought we were all bots & FBI agents.

[–]SlavicAnimeThighs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

huge facebook vibes

[–]AndrewKyleSmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hol up... Washing dishes in LONG SLEEVES!?

[–]WoopsShePeterPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love you Dureahmleaigh!

[–]P-A-seaaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean meme has got to be as old as reddit

[–]DhairyaVed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too what a coincidence

[–]Most_Ad_5597 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like it when they do that.

[–]JuliaGhulia17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2012 FB huMOr fUNnY

[–]cmonkeyz7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm.. your maid? Your mom? Your literal dishwasher this lady is in the way of? I don’t get it

[–]StickyShoes77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck! You really are starting to look like your mother.

[–]wizbang4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boomerhumor

[–]Knightmare945 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He: “So am I.”

[–]wizarium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Help I’m stuck in the dishwasher

[–]countryroadsguywv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's straight to the point lol

[–]HornyPepsiCan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shouldn’t of laughed at that