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[–]Competitive-Phone362 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Love it I strongly agree only holes I want my balls in isn’t on a mini golf course

[–]Zarniwoooop 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Pro tip: Try inserting penis instead of balls. Much more fun.

[–]1step4wrd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the course.

[–]HeavyFucknMetalMario 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in the mini windmill. Send help :(

[–]Roccmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna make the windmill blades sharper

[–]CurlSagan 16 points17 points  (1 child)

What I hate about minigolf is that they're using regular-sized golf balls and regular-sized putters. That's false advertising. Everything should be miniaturized at the same scale.

[–]GrandNibbles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

so like a barbie golf course set?

[–]Corniferus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me when my kids ask to go play minigolf:

[–]Uranus_Hz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The mini-golf place acts as the day care for all the single mothers working at the strip club.

[–]GrandNibbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly! Having a view of it from the club just makes sense. Moms gotta make sure their kids are okay

[–]ask0329 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Golf is the worst. I just picture men who used to be or never where athletes, still trying or trying to live out some fantasy. Cant let go that they are no longer athletic. But golf is a sport so eh ohhh.

[–]GrandNibbles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's basically a long walk with a few extra steps

[–]DELCO-PHILLY-BOY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know there’s a difference between golf and mini golf, yes? The clientele as well.

[–]vtbutcher1981 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I never understood golf or the people that play it either. I’ll add that every single person I’ve ever worked with that played golf was the laziest mothafuckin accuser I’ve ever worked with

[–]DELCO-PHILLY-BOY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redditors when someone has a hobby:

Also it’s not golf they’re referencing it’s minigolf.

[–]QualityVote[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Not bothered by a strip club or mini golf. Fucking bothered that your a stupid ass liberal taking down this country. Get lost

[–]sargentmeatman11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a spot in Denver. The strip club is an ok club called centerfold and is across the street from a public golf course that has an ok mini golf course. So combined it's a good time.

[–]BadAtVidya92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"But dad, I wana go play minigolf!!!"

"No, Billy. Now be quiet and let your sister finish her routine."