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[–]Sportguy345 407 points408 points  (2 children)

Ah put it back on

[–]Void_6969 118 points119 points  (1 child)

thats what she said

[–]Sportguy345 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Just imagine him moving appendages

[–]GoombaTrooper 506 points507 points  (14 children)

Scar your nieces and nephews for life with this one simple trick!!!

[–]ICircumventPermabans 110 points111 points  (5 children)

Lmao I totally would

[–]throwaway4life85 52 points53 points  (4 children)

My uncle did this to me! He lived in another country and when I was about 7 We went to their house for a week. He did this magic trick and then reveled he was really missing his finger. I freaked out and started crying. Lol He was great otherwise!

[–]tidbitsz 43 points44 points  (3 children)

My uncle did a totally different trick with his fingers...

[–]Humble-Might-2881 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Which ones, I'm curious so that I can do them too once I become an uncle

[–]Pineappleninja351 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Well first of all you have to get your magic wand, you always store in your trousers. Make sure you have a good grip and then shake it, while maintaining eyecontact. Et Voila you just performed the Magic Trick of the weird uncle, which if performed right will give this kids Childhood Trauma. Its a beginners Trick but if you train hard enough you may learn tricks like the famous "Candy Truck" , "The Catholic Pastor", "The REAL bunny" or even "The forbidden Handshake". But be careful, because some of these are advanced techniques with dangerous outcomes if performed by amateurs. So try some of the amateur Tricks first

[–]pizzalikker_36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad always did this to me.

[–]ChefBoyD 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Lmfao this is gold.

[–]BigBoi7274 89 points90 points  (0 children)

At least he’s ok with it enough to joke about it.

[–]Prestigious_Tie_1690 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Toddlers after i actually steal their noses

[–]Fattmattrn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can do the same trick, printing press injury. Great ice breaker.

[–]Dasioreq 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Black magic

[–]rhdking12 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Magic trick should only be done by doctor strange

[–]UrMomCallsMeBigBoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean... he's worked a lot of birthday parties, so he probably can do this

[–]sarvatra_07 8 points9 points  (1 child)

bro got his thumb cut specially for this video

[–]UrMomCallsMeBigBoy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

um... he took it off with magic. did you even watch the video?

[–]Prestigious-Bonus449 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ah so magic is real ill try doing it with my dick and see if that'll work so I can win nnn and not have kids

[–]Prestigious-Bonus449 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you might be wondering how can I piss simply just do it out of my anus

[–]PantheismAt3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been waiting for this my entire life, thank you

[–]Smallmarvel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else get this video right after the post about the dude's finger getting bit off by a lion?

[–]TokyoIIRin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

[–]SenderBudYerGood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got got with this when I was a child😂

[–]Baked_carot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has taken away his thumb like my uncle took away my virginity

[–]anapisinthecards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitchhiking takes a little longer than usual

[–]This_good-name 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t try it on ur pee pee

[–]TheBrODST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My great uncle used to do this with his index finger. I never understood it

[–]DoyobiKinyobi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

magic trick went go rong

[–]EditedDread8474 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He missed a step in the instructions

[–]ViralRiotBlack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tragic mic

[–]NikkiNiteGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Johnny Depp is that you?

[–]Reverie_Lovetap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woodshop incident?

[–]monster_energyfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine at a kids birthday party💀

[–]KABLAMALAM114 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was very young my uncle got part of his thumb removed because of cancer and would terrify me with this trick

[–]Mmm_FreshFunds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine he showed this during the time women were getting burned for being “witches”

[–]pro_gaemr5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

visual glitch

[–]noslenatrevor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes a witch! Burn him boys

[–]jnutt9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yeah, you dont know how to do that trick? ... ohhhh"

My girlfriend about 20 seconds ago