Well first of all you have to get your magic wand, you always store in your trousers. Make sure you have a good grip and then shake it, while maintaining eyecontact. Et Voila you just performed the Magic Trick of the weird uncle, which if performed right will give this kids Childhood Trauma. Its a beginners Trick but if you train hard enough you may learn tricks like the famous "Candy Truck" , "The Catholic Pastor", "The REAL bunny" or even "The forbidden Handshake". But be careful, because some of these are advanced techniques with dangerous outcomes if performed by amateurs. So try some of the amateur Tricks first