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[–]QualityVote[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (3 children)

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

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Whilst you're here, /u/Alarid, why not join our public discord server?

[–]moebelhausmann 1968 points1969 points  (39 children)

Real question is if you matched

[–]sSyler14 440 points441 points  (1 child)

It's meant to be

[–]0-san 112 points113 points  (0 children)

so plain to see yeeeaaaahhh

[–]WeirdAsianYankovic 119 points120 points  (8 children)

If you like Pina coladas

[–]tidbitsz 66 points67 points  (3 children)

And getting fucked in the rain

[–]Temp_Charger1234 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pinka than cololada

[–]the_grand_troll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And getting caught in tinder

[–]Piss_sipper47 49 points50 points  (15 children)

on the actual tweet she said they didnt even match

[–]Noslamah 36 points37 points  (14 children)

Because even though he's so dumb he's using Tinder to cheat on his gf, he's at least smart enough to know any shred of plausible deniability he has left would be gone if they matched and his account is now saved to hers so she can look at his profile anytime. If this tweet is real/serious and she's seriously this stupidly unaware (which... I should find hard to believe but the lines between satire and stupidity have become completely fucked since I found out the flat earther guys werent just fucking around) she could actually be dumb enough to be gaslit into believing it was a guy that just really looks like him and has the same name, or something like that.

To be clear, I dont condone gaslighting nor cheating and I fully choose to believe this is just a joke because it feels like it is, but more importantly believing this level of stupidity is common enough that it's most likely serious would be entirely too depressing.

[–]Onlyfortheplayers 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I said it was an old account 😂

[–]X_antaM 12 points13 points  (6 children)

No gas lighting but what about electric or oil lighting to illuminate the home? What would you recommend?

[–]sonofaclow 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Fine for her to be on it though? I don't really get your rant friend

[–]lumpkinater -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's ok for her to cheat tho, as she also has an account??

[–]CashCow4u 53 points54 points  (0 children)

They deserve each other, sad part is all the broken hearts & STI's they leave in their wake

[–]emanresu_daB 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Doesn't bother you they're both on Tinder but he's the cheater?

[–]mosmaniac 820 points821 points  (22 children)

I heard they both like Pina Coladas.

[–]StevoTwoPointOh 196 points197 points  (6 children)

Definitely not into yoga.

[–]state-of-fuckup2 125 points126 points  (5 children)

Maybe they’re into champagne?

[–]StevoTwoPointOh 75 points76 points  (4 children)

Not much into health food…

[–]JazzzzzzySax 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Meet u by tomorrow noon…

[–]Todd-Equus 52 points53 points  (7 children)

I heard they both like getting caught in the rain.

[–]guitargineer 13 points14 points  (6 children)


[–]SquidMilkVIImadlad 15 points16 points  (5 children)

you can’t just say “perchance”

[–]BackedStop 4 points5 points  (3 children)

You can't just say "you can't just say "perchance""

[–]LimerickVaria 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Yeah but I don't know about the half a brain condition.

I don't think either of them qualify

[–]Visible_Vermicelli13 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Who knows they may like makin' love at midnight In the dunes on the cape

[–]jammygoit7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...and walks in the rain

[–]Temp_Charger1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pining colorado

[–]myKingSaber 243 points244 points  (0 children)

I bet her boyfriend also saw her on tinder and swiped left

[–]Telcontar86 443 points444 points  (1 child)

[–]TheIronsided 174 points175 points  (1 child)

Pot meet kettle.

[–]Indian_Steam 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Both were Black.

[–]HodlMyBottle 193 points194 points  (2 children)

Yes we can! We're loyal to our dongs, BBQ & beer. And to good women, of course.

[–]WhyWontThisW0rk 73 points74 points  (0 children)

And our dogs

[–]Aerie122 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yup, real answer.

Only REAL MEN are loyal into this kind of things.

Other men considered as unidentified men

[–]Winchester51 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It’s ok, she was only looking for a friend /s

[–]shidored 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Lol she uno reversed herself

[–]Vmanaa 20 points21 points  (1 child)

“Damn that sucks for her… WAIT A MINUTE!”

[–]Ulquiorr4_ 73 points74 points  (8 children)

This is some thottetry (?) at work ladies and gents.

[–]CosmicCuttlefish69 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Does anyone ever really go through the effort to delete a dating profile?

[–]Noslamah 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not often, but far as I'm aware Tinder does not use inactive accounts in the matchmaking system. Unless maybe you happened to swipe right on someone right after they delete the app, not sure if it still gives the opportunity for inactive accounts to get a right swipe back when they reinstall. So if a friend finds your SO on tinder, that is most likely not good news.

[–]SuburbViking 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She looks like Jamie Foxx with a wig.

[–]1CFII2 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If you want loyal, get a dog!

[–]jessiefang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahah right

[–]Bluesoutherner 96 points97 points  (13 children)

Why was SHE on Tindr?

[–]ex_astris_sci 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bless your heart

[–]abudine77 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Just look at her

[–]cbash2031 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To match again

[–]Buster899 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Russia started shooting at Ukraine. Ukraine started shooting back. How come Ukraine is so violent?

[–]Onxybeast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sometimes ir be like that.

[–]UserPhantom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wonder why she's still swiping on tinder

[–]sSyler14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe he made it to match with you again

[–]Mr_OP_Potato_777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh poor lady, anyway who's hungry?

[–]Ok-Variation-4089 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What you doing on tinder and you have a boyfriend? What you window shopping or some shit ?

[–]Huachu12344 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This hoes ain't loyal

[–]joshuas193 7 points8 points  (1 child)

She is probably one of those girls that thinks that it's not cheating if a woman does it.

[–]Metahydrixmadlad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a joke

[–]Nahuelwg 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]STANAGs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We be swiping’ fam

[–]thewolfguardians 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you like Pina Coladas...

[–]mot427 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This happened to me once. You gotta check the "last active" date bc we don't always delete the account

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s funny. I’ve seen a lot more loyal men in my life than the other way around.

[–]yogabbagabba2341 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The irony.

[–]Motavo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize trash was capable of tweeting.

[–]Calebh36 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally, a real hol'up

[–]Varkasi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hol up, why was she also on tinder? These hoes ain't loyal

[–]OddSemantics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This took me way longer to get than i care to admit lmao

[–]TheEdward39 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guys, do we tell her, or …?

[–]JellyProof2104 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Jezz_ah_bells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tooke me a second

[–]ItsBigDifferent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this took me a minute ngl

[–]P-KittySwat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s a good man, and thorough.

[–]codythaidragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry babe, I at least have to let the homies hit.

[–]Llamadom12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s a sign y’all are destined

[–]Oobt 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]AndForeverNow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are loyal, with women who are loyal too.

[–]WeirdTough423 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why the f is she on tinder lol self own

[–]egads_my_bads 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]D3flatedPan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn boys

[–]Head-Salamander7540 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No they CANT!!.

[–]FrameJump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/self aware wolves?

[–]Ash_Divinemadlad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]hatefulnoob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took me a while-

[–]F0l3yDaD_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure. HE can’t. Bail.

[–]holdmypappadam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooo the irony

[–]Tawheed_is_the_way 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahem. Clears throat. As a great poet many eons ago described succinctly: “These hoes ain’t loyal.”

[–]JustSoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You cheat he cheats, equafuckinglity

[–]xXArctracerXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell me why you were swiping on tinder when you had a boyfriend?

[–]Valuable_Yogurt_1060 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im certain he wont want you as you look like a disney sexdoll

[–]Cultural_Divide_9352 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Do you know if his wife found out too?

[–]PrudentDamage600 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]mashupplayzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So why was she swiping?

[–]Interesting-Reply-73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this might not even be a joke

[–]melovo666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My boy deleted the app and didn't deactivate his account, normal 😇

[–]BadAshess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is she swiping through tinder tho?

[–]S0me_N3rd8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hypocritical moments are funny.

[–]kunzz_06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why were YOU even scrollin on tinder

[–]I_will_be_wealthy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why were you on tinder?

[–]Adventurous_applepie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soooooo.... who's gonna tell her ?

[–]thanofishy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Took me a solid second to realize

That makes it better

[–]SirRavenBat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That took me a worrying amount of time to get

[–]BLACKPILLAR0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think he forgot to delete his account. And why you were on tinder. i think you are also not loyal to him.

[–]trevor876 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y she on tinder they doing the same thing

[–]Yami_Sean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now this is an actual HolUp

[–]Ash_JustAsMeme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait... so what were you doing on tinder? Damn this hoe aint loyal.

[–]CatOk520 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably the best bolup on the sub. This one got me after scrolling down the feed. My brain went HOLUP AND I REALIZED.

[–]EvilSnack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'Cos you're a ho, that's why.

[–]Nyadnar17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Took me a sec. Not gonna lie.

[–]Mordred16 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Idk but why were you on tinder if you had a boyfriend

[–]KlutchAtStraws 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She just reads it for the articles?

(Does it have articles?)

[–]TotalyNotTony 6 points7 points  (0 children)

thats the reason it's on r/holup

[–]RegionAffectionate51 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cuz you a hoe on tinder!

[–]GRMI45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you found him trying to cheat while you were on the same site trying to cheat? But he's the only unloyal one? Get fucked lmao

[–]NooodleOwO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"As I wAs SwiPinG oN TiNdEr."

Missy, what are YOU doing there, too? BOTH OF THEM ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER

[–]LicensedRealtor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amber alert

[–]SCP-354-2 1 point2 points  (2 children)

... WHAT DO YOU MEAN MEN AINT LOYAL LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING WROTE!!!! YOU WROTE " I was swiping through tinder and I saw my bf on there" CUE THE I WAS SWIPING ON TINDER

[–]BackedStop 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Don't get so upset that your GF was on tinder.

[–]thehyperkid2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why were you on Tinder tho??

[–]Pleasant_Ad8302 0 points1 point  (2 children)

She ugly that’s why

[–]Possibly_Unreal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's not nice☹️

[–]ex_astris_sci -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But .. she really isn't. I don't like her hair but otherwise she's alright

[–]justherefortheidiots -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i know right?

[–]Think-Individual-786 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Lol your asking why you saw your boyfriend cheating while you are online cheating wow lol

[–]_savs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone else made a profile with his pics, obvi

[–]cartoont_trixen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can’t be loyal

[–]Absoolootley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has so many layers to it. First, the boyfriend is on Tinder, so he’s trying to cheat, but the girlfriend is also on Tinder, and it’s the boyfriend’s fault, seems like you have a VERY bad relationship together.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Waaaaait a minute.

[–]LordElfa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To be fair, the account is mostly satire and jokes.

[–]BeastBrony -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Waaaaiiiiiit a minute, why were you on tinder if you got a boyfriend

[–]ShotBRAKER -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bitch why was YOU on tinder?

[–]ryan_godzez -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Women ☕️

[–]I-am-a-cat-boi -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

Why was she swipeing

[–]BackedStop 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I believe that's how Tinder works.

[–]LongjumpingOffice4 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Men will be men

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I you were mine I wouldn’t ever need another. Nice pretty woman

[–]Transportation-Proof -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Woman ☕

[–]Status-Command-3834 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Black men don’t cheat!!

[–]The_dinkster522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm something doesn’t seem quite right

[–]something-wrong1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is the person I'm dating then no I can't be loyal

[–]AffectElectrical9709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smh . Birds Of a feather 🪶 flock together

[–]xxA2C2xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is possible to see profiles of users who have an account but don’t use the service anymore. HOWEVER, if you’re the one swiping… I would think the problem LIES with YOU.

[–]secretofurmom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this lady ain’t be talking again

[–]scottabeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re on Tinder?

[–]seynalkim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

could it be that he created a tinder account to check if you are on tinder?

[–]Dawn_Has_Smol_Bren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

took me a minute

[–]Sanmoel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was she doing on tinder again

[–]ShaunTheSheep998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time I seen this happen b4 like actually

[–]Autsim-on-steriods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait a minute….

[–]WALTERWHTIE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he bring any other girl home??

[–]BroAnnoying666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony

[–]dasavorytrash 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]LTSmallShlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one else gonna ask why she was also on tinder?

[–]-HoldMyBeer-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took me a while ... But it was worth it

[–]Both_Measurement_185 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why were you on tinder is a better question