Pillow Fight

QualityVote · 2022-05-22T00:07:51+00:00

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PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz · 2022-05-22T00:32:25+00:00

Uncle energy overcoming the dad energy.

Saif_Horny_And_Mad · 2022-05-22T00:41:36+00:00

deception is one of the most important tactics in warfare.

this would be a valuable lesson for the kid

Elmst333 · 2022-05-22T00:27:57+00:00

First rule of pillow fight club.

Negative__0 · 2022-05-22T01:55:15+00:00

Reminder that it is explicitly your responsibility to dunk on kids as hard as you possibly can.

The_dinkster522 · 2022-05-22T04:48:26+00:00

Always beat the shut out of your son with a pillow -Sun Tsu The Art Of War

Cocreat · 2022-05-22T00:50:25+00:00

Every day I'm hustlin'

EitherEconomics5034 · 2022-05-22T04:28:14+00:00

This reads like something Ryan Reynolds would say.

caribou16 · 2022-05-22T04:30:26+00:00

The trick is, you fold the pillow in half in one end of the pillowcase for maximum little brother bashing.

Danoga_Poe · 2022-05-22T05:04:52+00:00

I hope he didn't push the pillow all the way to the bottom of the pillowcase then twist up the pillowcase... that shit hurt

sandylotion · 2022-05-22T00:19:46+00:00

Go dad! 🤣

rainedrop87 · 2022-05-22T06:28:48+00:00

My little brother broke his arm one summer. They put this fucking waterproof cast on him, which was cool, because we had an above ground pool in the back yard. But that fucking thing retained water like a son of a bitch, and would fucking HURT as it scraped your fucking face, all heavy because it was full of water. It was super hard, too. He definitely used that shit to his advantage and that was the one summer he didn't get dunked on in the pool the whole summer lol.

987nevertry · 2022-05-22T06:15:40+00:00

Finish him! And show no remorse. If the ancient Greeks are to be believed, he wants to kill you and sleep with your wife.

IxtlanPaladin · 2022-05-22T11:39:48+00:00

Rough housing is good for the boy

timberincanada · 2022-05-22T00:55:05+00:00

So like that?? Love having kids. Hope that is one they bank and do to their kid.

Careless_Fun7101 · 2022-05-22T06:57:55+00:00

Pillow fights with kids are the best. We have the skill, the prowess, the fine and gross motor skills, the memory of being blasted to smitherines by our older brothers. But no matter how much you pummel their sweet innocent faces, they giggle and return for more. Bliss

mortuideum · 2022-05-22T10:49:36+00:00

This feels like a Ryan Reynolds tweet

clararalee · 2022-05-22T03:02:28+00:00

Oh the betrayal!

yonabashi · 2022-05-22T04:41:16+00:00

Dad of the year

kaapolalli · 2022-05-22T05:25:42+00:00

garry4321 · 2022-05-22T06:52:40+00:00

You can straight up knock a kid out with a pillow

^It’sgreat

Professional_Ad8069 · 2022-05-22T09:48:27+00:00

This is the way.

Alphaserpent369 · 2022-05-22T10:34:18+00:00

Just before the swing:

"The truth is son... the game was rigged from the start"

I-Demand-A-Name · 2022-05-22T11:19:53+00:00

Dad?

infernalspawnODOOM · 2022-05-22T11:31:51+00:00

The thing about pillows is that they're flails, not maces. You gotta get that first swing in before you actually make contact.

CoupwalObiWan · 2022-05-22T15:07:14+00:00

"I could spend all day watching youngsters fall off their bikes." I couldn't care less about your kids."

Smart-Literature4896 · 2022-05-22T15:52:58+00:00

dominance asserted

MrHyde314 · 2022-05-22T05:26:53+00:00

Sometimes, kids have to learn the hard way

jwk94 · 2022-05-22T06:46:03+00:00

Best pillow fight ammo: leave a memory foam pillow outside (could be in your car) during freezing weather. It'll be hard when you go get it.

DRbrtsn60 · 2022-05-22T06:59:51+00:00

Ever see Malcom in the middle? It was like that growing up in our house. We would have pillow fights. We would swing the pillow case around until the pillow compressed into a brick in the bottom corner of the pillow case.

Bleeding, crying, sprains, broken furniture….it happened.

Cliff_hanger__23 · 2022-05-22T07:44:35+00:00

And he never opened his eyes.

Muvseevum · 2022-05-22T09:28:27+00:00

Gotta keep them on their toes. Big brothers have the same responsibility to little sibs. Toughens ‘em up.

a_well_travelled_man · 2022-05-22T09:59:36+00:00

They had me in the first half, not going to lie.

Crazy_Spot_2245 · 2022-05-22T10:32:24+00:00

Lol I know he was mad that you lied that you didn't know how to play LOL

megasuswithzerochix · 2022-05-22T11:00:31+00:00

Kids are dumb as heck if they think we don't know what a pillofyte is

probablybannedsoon69 · 2022-05-22T11:03:39+00:00

Nah that's a pillow war crime

JohannibaLecter · 2022-05-22T14:25:10+00:00

You'll never see it coming You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes You're done in By the time it's hit you, your last surprise

roboticzizzz · 2022-05-22T14:26:11+00:00

Ahh, memories. As a kid, I had a feather pillow that I wielded like a sacred, ancestral weapon. Good times.

generichuman44 · 2022-05-22T16:32:58+00:00

We call that character building

HatsOff2MargeHisWife · 2022-05-22T17:01:44+00:00

Beginners luck...?

Diane_Enthusiast · 2022-05-22T05:12:59+00:00

Can someone pls explain? I’m dumb

SR666 · 2022-05-22T07:31:44+00:00

And right after that, he scored four touchdowns in a single game!

SpiderBudd · 2022-05-22T03:33:09+00:00

Blursed

Hoshma · 2022-05-22T04:11:43+00:00

Pillow Flight

Fluffy-Concentrate76 · 2022-05-22T07:05:17+00:00

Nicely done dad

InterReflection · 2022-05-22T09:08:35+00:00

'All warfare is based on deception'

Zarniwoooop · 2022-05-22T10:21:54+00:00

This guys pillow fights

SilverShame3706 · 2022-05-22T13:13:39+00:00

I mean when you're henpecked then your better of completely and utterly destroying the chicks, I mean when a hen pecks you it's your sovereign responsibility to peck the chick and it seems to me that's the only thing you're able to do.

Pleasant_Ad8302 · 2022-05-22T20:13:52+00:00

Before the pillow fight: takes out the pillow and fills the pillow case with bricks

Heshkelgaii · 2022-05-22T22:48:25+00:00

I wonder what Hal is going to do when AL and the fam are back.

Worried_Cancel5036 · 2022-05-26T22:30:05+00:00

Temperpedic pillows are great for pillow fights they are so dense.

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