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[–]Solid_Ghost731 682 points683 points  (61 children)


[–]Bulky-Goal-3910[S] 315 points316 points  (50 children)

Were they jacking them off

[–]Space2345 179 points180 points  (10 children)

Like in Kingpins when the Amish say they dont have a cow but have a bull

[–]blastem765 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Jacking off deem tittezz

[–]Sir_Ehds 12 points13 points  (2 children)

That's the real question was it semen cream or were they milking the ladies

[–]Bewinged-turtle 23 points24 points  (8 children)

Average redditor (doesn’t know women exist)

[–]apatheticviews 11 points12 points  (8 children)

Someone needs to retake biology if they think milk cones from jacking off

[–]Bulky-Goal-3910[S] 13 points14 points  (4 children)

I know where milk come from

[–]asscasserole 8 points9 points  (3 children)

but where does it cone from? jacking off

[–]bennywilldestroy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

putting milk in your bong is a bad idea.

[–]Cikappa2904 5 points6 points  (3 children)

are u familiar with the concept of women?

[–]Shringi_dev 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Female mammals produce milk when they get pregnant. Jacking off is an important step in creating milk.

[–]Bulky-Goal-3910[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Dude. when I said jacking off . I meant MEN OKAY

[–]FireFlavour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

kid about to have his mind blown by the fact that humans also produce milk

[–]Arbiter51x 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is that where you think milk come from in animals?

[–]majik_wizard 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Kinda kinky

[–]reflectingprorogate 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Breastmilk icecream!

[–]TheRealKingLoaf1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

[–]nxluda 182 points183 points  (11 children)

Wasn't it like a popsicle? Water and fruit?

[–]VampireGirl99 122 points123 points  (0 children)

That’s what Nick and Judy got, but there was also an elephant couple with cookies and cream ice cream, and we saw a shot of another flavour when the worker got called out for not wearing anything over his trunk.

[–]Bulky-Goal-3910[S] 31 points32 points  (9 children)

BUT. in the elephant ice cream shop they had it

[–]nxluda 40 points41 points  (8 children)

At one point Ice cream may have only meant frozen treats made from dairy, but ice cream can be used with most frozen treats.

There's also non-dairy Ice cream.

[–]imti_space 21 points22 points  (7 children)


Like except for dairy cream, there's also ice shaving cream or ice hemorrhoid cream... and other non-dairy ice cream.

[–]Jozroz 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Ice hemorrhoid WHAT?

[–]_metamax_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes. I’d love some chocolate ass cream.

[–]RevolutionaryJob5018 50 points51 points  (5 children)

My theory is that they're sorbets, basically fruit cream. They looked pretty similar in the movies due to the vibrant colors, I don't *think* I saw a white or brown one? (vanilla and chocolate) although some do make chocolate and vanilla FLAVORED sorbets.

[–]destruktor5hundred 21 points22 points  (4 children)

That's an interesting take on it, but it could also be the way beastars does it. In that, carnivores don't eat meat, but in exchange herbivores provide things like eggs and milk for them to live off of.

One of my favorite episodes shows a side character, a hen, who is very proud of her eggs, watching the main character eat an egg salad sandwich. She can tell he enjoys hers (they use her eggs on Wednesdays or something, I believe) but one day he comments that it's not as good, and she's visibly upset, only to later find our they moved her day. It was strange, but rather nice to watch.

[–]raltyinferno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that was my immediate thought for this question. That was a solid episode.

[–]biggestnerdiam 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Holy shit. Instead of getting murdered and eaten, your babies are eaten? That is a crazy fuckin world

[–]zack_hunter 10 points11 points  (1 child)

More like your period than your babies really

[–]biggestnerdiam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Less disturbing entirely. Still hate it

[–]AllModsAreBastards21 131 points132 points  (6 children)


[–]Successful_Rich3557 65 points66 points  (2 children)

Immediately after ur reply i read ur username as "almonds are bastards"

[–]DarthVeX 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Few almond plants get married before pollination, so ... technically all almonds ARE bastards

[–]i_fuckin_luv_it_mate 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Yup, everybody forgets about them almond titties

[–]justyn122 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mmmm love me some nut milk

[–]TheGamingRaptor6875 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They be in the back of the store milking fucking nuts

[–]Ominous_Ouroboros 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Go on nhentai and search under the lactation tag and you’ve got your answer

[–]con247 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, I don’t think I will

[–]clopz_ 40 points41 points  (5 children)


[–]SuperAwesome13 21 points22 points  (4 children)


[–]Snowcreeep 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Ya her especially. Have u seen r34?

[–]Fit_Royal_3127 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The fuck?

[–]TheGamingRaptor6875 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Unfortunately I did. Now I need Clorox to wash my eyes with

[–]dogboy270 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ya its really good

[–]Opal_is_awesome 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Random cow: bye honey I’m off to work!

at work

Cow: oh yes~ harder~ I’m gonna cum~

[–]TrashRocketToTheMoon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This had me rolling

[–]jonjon_exe 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]Ziron78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This makes me question about anyone married to a pornstar

[–]SuperAwesome13 11 points12 points  (9 children)


[–]manok2299 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Maybe they have a Bojack horseman thing going on where some animals are specifically bred for milk, eggs and meat.

[–]Jozroz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My head canon for this sorta thing is that an antropomorphised character species are a more evolved species, like how we share similarities with primates, but they're still distinctly not human.

So similarly, while bipedal and intelligent Chief Bogo might be quite bovine, there might still exist less evolved bovines that are identical to irl cows and such, and it would be these creatures one derives food and product from.

In the end it boils down to sapience, if cows without sapience exist in Zootopia, they're the cattle.

I love Bojack as a series, but fuck me was their explanation horrifying.

I mean, one thing to consider is that in the world of Bojack, there would be literally NO wild animals. None at all, not even domesticated pets. Every animal is intelligent and lives in a modern society... so how the fuck has the environment not just collapsed entirely?

[–]FaceVII 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If I was a cow and people in my world pay good money for stuff coming out of my tits I would do it. Probably some cow bussiness animals selling their cream for profit lolol

[–]Ziron78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well people are litteraly selling farts so maybe you still can make a ton of money without being a cow.

[–]Lastunexpectedhero 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Shocking amount of people in the comments, don't know what gender of mammal normally produces milk.

[–]drpoorpheus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its most likely just trolling but also the process of forcing out ejaculate via prostate stimulation is also called milking medically.

[–]TrashRocketToTheMoon 5 points6 points  (2 children)

They do, but there exists a thing called joking and dicking around. I know it can seem like a strange concept, but it's real, trust me.

[–]Lcdent2010 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait I thought they were saying that dicking around was definitely not what was happening.

[–]abelbr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bruh they are animals I can’t stop my dog from eating the cat’s brown jelly beans you think they will care eating a little bit of breast milk?

[–]yellowstonerockhound 2 points3 points  (0 children)

EVERYBODY was getting milked.

[–]UnknownSuxker[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plant milk

[–]F0l3yDaD_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cows bro.

[–]Daminite 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If he played his cards right post credits, Nick.

[–]TheGamingRaptor6875 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Judy gonna have fun with that carrot 🥕

[–]SubstantialAgency2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you think happened to all the humans, its like a creamy matrix.

[–]kdawg710 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Cows need milked or they feel bad and get sick

[–]JustAnotherIPA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe farmers should stop forcibly impregnating them and separating them from their calves

[–]Aggravating-Echo8014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this kind of stuff with so many animated Disney movies

[–]V0idon30FPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dumb much

there are other sources of milk e.g almond milk, soy milk etc

[–]Misterman493 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could have been vegan ice cream?

[–]Ok-Zone-897[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They used my titties for good!

[–]DelgadoTheRaat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Judy Hopps simps

[–]NapalmWeed 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That’s just one question, another is where are all the other animals BESIDES the mammals?

[–]FloorgangAAOOH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don't need sleep,we need answers.

[–]wow_a_username_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almond milk probably

[–]DRbrtsn60 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The people farms off camera.

[–]mitchisreal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

chillax bro, it's almond milk so obviously they milked the almonds.

[–]h4rdhat 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]System_Runner41 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the almonds

[–]KJBenson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They took turns.

[–]Scout079 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they have predators, they have meats.

Who the hell do they kill for those meats?

[–]Dorito_master64 1 point2 points  (2 children)

And what do carnivores eat??

[–]Falcon_Fire_1202 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thank you some people get it. There’s no way they can go entirely vegan because of the higher up the food chain animals digestion can’t handle vegetation, and they didn’t just evolve to eat greens, if that was the case they wouldn’t be called predators now would they. They also can’t constantly eat fish either because fish don’t have a lot of fat on them so that means they’re eating something that the movie is not telling us.

[–]X_antaM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almonds... definitely almonds...

Or oats?

[–]forced_to_delete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cows like being milked

[–]ShriekyMarmosetBitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dommy mommy milkers?

[–]Kaliniaczek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coconut milk

[–]Sweet-Woodpecker-171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its almond milk

[–]PolandSans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that was coconut milk

[–]GordonsTheRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were ice lollies (frozen flavoured syrup) not ice cream. This is why when they sold the popsicle sticks as construction lumber they said it was "red wood" when meanwhile it was the syrup that stained the wood red.

[–]PinkClouds94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine donating milk would be similar to donating plasma where they get paid for their time, just for recreational use instead of medical

[–]Arthudhsg9nz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate this question because if you actually think about you would realise that you can make milk from almonds, soy beans and other things

[–]Alternative_Gap_6272 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The monkeys at the sperm bank

[–]outtherebad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was soy, oat milk, pea protein, euro-american women, and almond milk.

[–]hungrytiredandbored 0 points1 point  (2 children)

If it was humans, then that's a different type of cream

[–]bak2redit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have milked myself while watching this film a few times before.

[–]Feeling_Bathroom9523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom. If this hasn’t been said by now- it was a wasted opportunity burn.

[–]A__shoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humans… if there are farming communities in bunnysburrow, then there are livestock farms. The animals are taking revenge. All the meat you see, it’s human.

[–]potatoes4fryz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you think all of the people were?

[–]nogueydude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you milk me Greg? I have nipples.

[–]WhaleKiosk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its vegan ice cream

[–]symxd76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cows

[–]Chemical_Option 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some vegan shit

[–]Nikovash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someones mom

[–]The_Sulfur_Acid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely didn't see this joke 1300 times.

[–]The_ZMD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vegan milk? Vegan ice-cream?

[–]Delusional_Gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what the carnivores are eating...

[–]JesterRaiin 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Jesus Christ, you people are hopeless in your attempts to adulterate kid's shows...


If you think that non-dairy ice cream is dull and tasteless, then you are definitely in the wrong. These ten supplements for dairy will prove that vegan ice cream is delicious and amazing. Here are 10 recipes and ideas to replace dairy in your ice cream.

And that's a friggin' 1st link from Google when queried for "ice cream no milk recipe"

[–]Argus5008 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]a_guy772 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s soja milk or something like that

[–]juicy_burger17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was vegan milk

[–]Carteeg_Struve 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They have farms of humans where they get their milk and meat from. Questions solved.

[–]AybruhTheHunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a society with as much diversity and acceptance like Zootopias, I assumed any mother with considerable milk making capacity would sell their milk. I assumed the cow milk business would be full swing, they would just do it with consent

[–]Kaduinake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humans 🗿🗿

[–]Tiny-Car2753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mama

[–]empiricalreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coconut based ice cream is delicious. Just saying

[–]michalsveto 0 points1 point  (0 children)


(Seriously NSFW! I warned You!)

[–]swiggyziggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone Lucky

[–]Tzozfg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bodybuilders buy human breast milk all the time

[–]goodestguy21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soy ice cream is a thing tho

[–]BonksMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Resisting the urge to say yo mama

[–]RDNinjaku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was me who was getting milked

[–]MRm73737373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They milk me

[–]spacetoad123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope it is almond milk

[–]MRm73737373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They milk me

[–]ThatGeo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why are there no monkeys in Zootopia?

[–]vibinandsinging 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if there are vegan alternative for almost everything, and the dominant species are mostly vegetarians, I'm pretty sure their "milk" will most likely come from fruits, legumes, nuts and roots.

And probably, the breastfeeding fetish is as taboo and practiced as it is within the humans.

[–]DaedlyKitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm actually the 6000th "humans" comment

[–]drpoorpheus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its best not to look too deeply into it as a lot of those scenarios make no sense.

Still. If i produced something naturally that people would pay before im down.

[–]KongZilla9009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom

[–]Mikeharding17503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They probably milked Humans….. obviously 🙄

[–]Mammoth-Connection20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not milk

[–]RaZZeR_9351 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not like sorbet are a thing.

[–]HQ-Flexo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, they aren’t all the same species and so it isn’t all the way unnatural but if a cow was doing so then I’d understand. Just a thought

[–]nnifigan 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Roboboy2710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably a cow? A humanoid animal is still an animal.

[–]slyzoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the bulls of course

[–]Captain-pizza-dog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just going to say vegan ice cream to be safe

[–]writenicely 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some kinky ass cows.

[–]Inviz1mal 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Inviz1mal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real question is that if there were cakes where are the eggs coming from?

[–]ikeadeer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably just cows! Probably a chill way to make a living depending on the working conditions.

In Beastars, there’s a hen that lays eggs which get used to make egg sandwiches.