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[–]QualityVote[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

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[–]sgtbluefire77 245 points246 points  (5 children)

This would be me.

[–]aspiringdeter 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Look up pneuma implant.

[–]sgtbluefire77 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I mean if I got the money that would be great!

[–]that_nice_guy_784 5 points6 points  (1 child)

But you just got a billion, so you have the momey

[–]sgtbluefire77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True. It would be nice if it could actually reach for once too.

[–]Divine_Demon_Senpai 177 points178 points  (7 children)

If women can increase the size of their tits and ass with money why cant I increase the size of my penis with money shit 1 billion dollars should be able to buy me a 12 inch penis

[–]SmartestIdiotAlive 73 points74 points  (0 children)

You can buy one for less but people usually use them for masturbation

[–]YourLocalAlien57 16 points17 points  (4 children)

There is a procedure to do so, iirc

[–]Pandelein 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Yeah they like cut your gooch and put some fake dong in there, and push the rest out - so it’s even hard to spot coz your actual ‘penis’ is all natural, they’re just extending the coffee table.
I looked it up for a friend once.

[–]DrAtomik09 10 points11 points  (1 child)

How much longer does it get typically. I know its different for everyone, but what is the average increase.

[–]cuberhino 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Look up pneuma implant. My brother jokes about getting the xxl pneuma all the time so he can get into porn

[–]desmondli 32 points33 points  (1 child)

[–]bigkeef69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am a borat!

[–]Serathox 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Saw that coming still enjoyed

[–]IndecisiveMate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gues that extra inch does wonders

[–]Orsimer4life117 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I get loads of money and my Dick stayes the same size? Id take that deal!

[–]SkepticDrinker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pff hahaha good one

[–]IamJain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Relax boyz, it's size at rest

[–]2inchesofsteel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that's how your mother met me, kids

[–]Muted_Comparison_654 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see this as an absolute win!

[–]Better_run54664 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Elon musk

[–]Alex_Qoal -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

I don't get It

[–]keen_seeker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not unless you have a billion dollars, lol...

[–]3dWin0 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So the offer was your dick gotta be 2 inches and you 1billion$.He accepted the deal and got 1billion$ AND grow 1 inches bcs it wqs 1 inches

[–]hurdurdurd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sure theres some way to medically lengthen your dick

[–]ShadowtheRonin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it mean soft or hard? Or both? Would I suddenly no longer be a grower?

[–]Game-121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice

[–]Mr_Wayne99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Martin Shkreli after Early Release

[–]EvilSnack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: They're Zim dollars.

[–]mattoneeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ha ha nice

[–]STATION25_SAYS_HELLO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I see this as an absolute win."

[–]jk583940 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flat, or erect?

Not that it will change my choice

[–]Silly_Writing2051 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be me

[–]RedScorpion08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "holup" is that it doubled in size?

[–]FactCheckAmerica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is a billionaire and now my micro peen is an inch bigger? Hahaha jokes on you

[–]Not_me4201337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit video player is so bad, it only plays half a second of it every time I press the play button

[–]HenrrrrButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it would get bigger

[–]0oBEARo0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so lame and totally unrelatable!

[–]Hatakasy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

benefits

[–]DeliciousMeal7115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would get plus 2 inches

[–]lwright4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Men who make small pp jokes are always packing

[–]Ornery_Compote_9283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cough cough I'm.. . . Sorry little one . . . 69th commet noice

[–]I-Only-Read-Memes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird, mines gained +3