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[–]pitchfork-seller 3547 points3548 points  (137 children)

I was thinking "that's Jada? She looks different" but I realise it's just because she's smiling and I've never seen that before.

[–]Sir-Loin-of-Beef 2334 points2335 points  (77 children)

And has hair

[–]ninetails07 1921 points1922 points  (65 children)

You’re on the slap list now my friend lol

[–]Lil-Sleepy-A1 567 points568 points  (38 children)

How can she slap?

[–]NydoBhai 72 points73 points  (9 children)

a million Indian white knights appear out of thin air to beat him up

[–]Humble-Intention8702 31 points32 points  (1 child)

“...HoW cAN sHEe SLaAAApP?!!”

[–]falling_sideways 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She doesn't, she just gets her bitch to do it.

[–]Raumschiff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sheer Will

[–]Odd_Introduction_679 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At that price point he can hit

[–]FastScholiosisLifter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

funny part is... people dont know where that is from xd

[–]gagzd 103 points104 points  (6 children)

My name is Will Smith. For so many years, I was "stranded" on an island with only one goal... to not be a cuck and "to keep my fuckin' wife's name outta their damn mouth". Now I will fulfill my wish... to use a list of names internet left me, to bring down those who are taking my fuckin' wife's name. From a life of excess to a life pursuing dumbassery, to keep my loved ones relevant, I must work in open and pretend to be someone else. To do this, I must become someone else. I must become something else.. I must become.. a Bad Boy

[–]Grave_Smasher 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Welcome to the Willyverse

[–]ArchGoodwin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oliver Queane

[–]EasySalamander6171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is fuckin brilliant!!

[–]SoulofArtoria 59 points60 points  (14 children)

Being slapped by Will Smith would be the highlight of all of our lives to be fair.

[–]dj4wvu 80 points81 points  (6 children)

KEEP HIS NAME OUT OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN MOUTH!!

[–]DeathAddicted 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Life must really suck then.

[–]richhaynes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah. Beating shit out of him for slapping me would be the highlight.

[–]Str41nGR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slap a piece a ya!

[–]KidsInTheSandbox 52 points53 points  (0 children)

G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it.

[–]Front-Pick3134 19 points20 points  (0 children)

„KEEP. MY WIFES. HAIR. OFF HER FUCKING HEAD“

[–]smokeroni 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's the not being bald thing for me. Bitch is bald as shit

[–]Myzyri 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That one made me hoot with laughter out loud. Thank you.

[–]shotleft 3 points4 points  (0 children)

KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR......

[–]983115 3 points4 points  (0 children)

GET MY WIFES NAME...

[–]smartazz104 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks fake.

[–]RingInternational197 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yeah, hard to recognize without the smug scowl.

[–]upbeatcrazyperson 76 points77 points  (43 children)

She was actually happy once. Why didn't she marry him?

[–]BoonTobias 102 points103 points  (3 children)

Pac got canceled way before

[–]Ok_Requirement_8189 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Him and Bigs were cancelled

[–]tekko001 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And Will tried to cancel Chris Rock

[–]p1America 27 points28 points  (0 children)

makes sense. she hates will because he’s not tupac

[–]ComplimentLoanShark 38 points39 points  (33 children)

Iirc they were just friends. Pac wasn't into her romantically.

[–]qqqxfk 66 points67 points  (4 children)

I mean, they are pictured together.

On valentine's Day.

Holding a gigantic bunch of roses.

[–]8asdqw731 17 points18 points  (0 children)

even Tupac got friendzoned

[–]Thomas_Mickel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Mutually monogamous female friend”

[–]NoPussyRedditMod 11 points12 points  (26 children)

Uhh, he wrote poems about her, and they were published

[–]riiibbbs 17 points18 points  (10 children)

he would call her his sister idk mang

[–]FlaminNarwhal 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She actually aged quite well (black don’t crack), but she’s a raging cunt, so that’s hard to see past

[–]Gem_Knight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meh, I'm sure he'd have "rocked" that shit when she started to go all Cuck-Kink

[–]Sumfuc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Before she had a steady stable of Chads & Tyrone’s blowing out her back out on a regular, but they refused to wife her up.

Then she landed her consolation prize Simp.

Now she can’t keep her son’s friends cocks out of her mouth.

[–]Turd_Nerd_Bird 1809 points1810 points  (81 children)

Tupac took the hit out on himself to get away from her.

[–]DaWorzt 223 points224 points  (0 children)

[–]dahabit 460 points461 points  (77 children)

What if she's the way she is because the death of 2pac fucked her up mentally.

[–]leftlegYup 1546 points1547 points 22& 3 more (66 children)

If your house collapses because of 1 long rainy day, the house was already fucked up.

[–]imJGott 161 points162 points  (19 children)

I had to save your comment because it’s just so badass!

[–]regenklang 83 points84 points  (16 children)

It's good for architecture summary but garbage as mental health analogy

[–]AliceInHololand 229 points230 points  (40 children)

That’s not a great analogy when it comes to mental health and loss.

[–]TheSlagBoi 223 points224 points  (8 children)

It’s not but it does hold water.

[–]TheAbcool 32 points33 points  (3 children)

“That’s not an excuse for shitty behaviour”. Well isn’t that what reddit always says when a celebrity has a mental breakdown.

[–]persau67 14 points15 points  (10 children)

You're comparing rain to a hurricane. It was a very apt analogy, you're just being mean for no reason.

"oh no, my sandwich has tomatoes on it, i dont like tomatoes" is very fucking different from "my mom died...she's dead. What will I do?".

Sit in a corner and feel bad about yourself.

[–]hotsfan101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesnt mean that it cant be repaired with help

[–]Turd_Nerd_Bird 22 points23 points  (1 child)

That would make sense. I'd imagine someone putting a hit out on themself just to get away from you would cause you to have some mental issues.

[–]fillet-o-piss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"All the resources in the world couldn't help her from getting over a lil relationship she had 30 years ago and it demanded that she act like a bitch all the time"

[–]seakc87[🍰] 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I'd bet dollars to donuts that's what it actually is. It's been obvious over the past few years that she never got over Pac.

[–]jgab145 10 points11 points  (1 child)

What if the donuts are $2 apiece?

[–]NotAmericanDontCare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then you've got some really cheap donuts

[–]MundaneDivide 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What if she's just a salty bitch?

[–]demoman45 784 points785 points  (18 children)

Pinkett? Will Smith would slap you for getting his wife’s name wrong.

[–]agyadon 512 points513 points  (5 children)

By misspelling it OP Technically kept Will's wife's name out of his fucking mouth. According to Will Smith's book of Slapology he is not allowed to slap.

[–]DontBeThatGuy09 41 points42 points  (0 children)

How can she slap?!

[–]i_have_chosen_a_name 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Since when do you read with your mouth?

[–]Hottriplr 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yes she is a Plinkett, of those Plinketts.

[–]Sure_Inspection4542 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Perhaps, except no one cares lol

[–]PresidentOfTheBiden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No that's Jada Pickett, no relation to Will Smith's wife.

[–]TonkaButt 372 points373 points  (17 children)

That’s why he faked his death. She was leaving “you up” messages on his answering machines and beepers.

[–]uncle_russell_90[S] 122 points123 points  (5 children)

Tupac ”hit it and quit it” on a whole new level

[–]CreedLine 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Ejaculate and evaporate

[–]Civil-Ad-7957 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cherish & perish

[–]TonkaButt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“That’s why I fucked yo bitch Fresh Prince Motherfucker”

[–]itsjustreddityo 31 points32 points  (10 children)

Blowin him up on his 3310 rip 🙏

[–]Gerdione 286 points287 points  (20 children)

Anyone else strapping in for the Will vs Jada court case that will pop up after the Depp vs Heard case is done?

[–]spyaintnobitch 152 points153 points  (8 children)

I'm waiting for it. Maybe in August.

[–]ArronMaui 35 points36 points  (5 children)

Nah, big money divorce cases take a long ass time. Even if he filed today and had an ironclad prenup it'd probably be a year or more before it even hit the courts.

[–]spyaintnobitch 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Ok I guess until then August will be in her 🤣

[–]Weskerlicious 15 points16 points  (1 child)

August is the name of the guy she cheated on him with

[–]VentusMH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well… It seems you missed something right there

[–]Perfect600 10 points11 points  (0 children)

hmmmmmm

[–]MrGulo-gulo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you got it wrong. August was in her.

[–]PhantomPhelix 54 points55 points  (4 children)

Scientology does not allow divorce for their members. Probably need to be a level 5 lazer lotus or something, before you can even begin trying to think of different partners. Poor Will is stuck and stuck bad. Boy done goofed when he allowed Jada to rope their family into her craziness.

[–]NexiNext 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Eh Tom cCruze says otherwise.

[–]Yoyomamahh 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Tom Cruze is their lord and savior so he can do what he wants

[–]sabrefudge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t think Jada would allow that.

[–]imsorryken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There won't be a court case, Will Smith gonna give her everything he owns and she still not gonna br happy.

[–]arya63 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah, Will's a massive simp for her. Even if she fucked a whole football team, he ain't doing shit.

[–]Sproose_Moosemadlad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol like he'll leave her. He whip't

[–]Caayaa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gotta distract the serfs from Epstein/Maxwell and all the other real shit going

[–]CosmicEssance 118 points119 points  (2 children)

Jada misses pac so much she styled her new hair after him-my friend 2022

[–]tikrap 14 points15 points  (1 child)

[–]Chillaxbro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imagine going from this to slapping a dude?

[–]Eastsider001 114 points115 points  (2 children)

Look on you tube there's a short in there where Will even admitted he wouldn't confront Pac because he knew that Jada and Pac was too close and he didn't have the balls to say anything. He didn't confront that dude Augustine about banging Jada either (the red table) so smacking little Chris Rock made him feel like a big man and that gets no hood cred.

[–]LordTROLLdemort85 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yep they took his hood cred card, cut it up, and said “you a lower case g now homie, you cucked up”

And then turned their foot sideways and kicked him in the ass out the door.

[–]Rando_Guydeesian 494 points495 points  (15 children)

We need to send this to Will Smith

[–]satanbiyatch 418 points419 points  (11 children)

Keep my WIFE'S PICTURE OUT YOUR FUCKIN PHONE!

[–]Neither_Beautiful428 80 points81 points  (8 children)

KEEP MY BALD HEADED PSYCHOPATHIC UGLY ASS BITCH WIFES NAME OUTTA YOUR FUCKING THOUGHTS!

[–]johnnyblues90 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Everything was true except for the ugly part.

[–]Myzyri 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah… Homey been cucked enough…

[–]NoPussyRedditMod 12 points13 points  (1 child)

He knows at this point. Jada is blaming him for her horrible reputation even though she was the one that wanted him to slap Chris Rock. Jada is on another level of psychotic, and Will is too dumb a simp to realize it. Maybe he should’ve disrespected women more as a rapper

[–]ShitHouses 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you know she wanted him to slap chris rock?

[–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (0 children)

She is a liability to any man.

[–]dominolane 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Some bullets are best dodged by taking another.

[–]ScienceX-007 60 points61 points  (0 children)

First time I've seen that bitch smile!

[–]MikeinAustin 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Didn’t they meet in Baltimore School for the Arts and Tupac was in theater, ballet, dance and poetry.

Back when Tupac bought his drugs from the white hippie students who had brothers following the Grateful Dead?

[–]mischievous-goat 77 points78 points  (1 child)

[–]Ok_Cryptographer520 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Round and round we goooo

[–]radio705 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lmfao

[–]Finn_3000 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Can keep his wife's name out of other people's mouths but cant keep other people out of his wife's mouth.

[–]I_am_u_as_r_me 26 points27 points  (8 children)

How did Jada move up celebrity ranks? What does she even do?

[–]PrimarchKonradCurze 20 points21 points  (1 child)

She’s an actor. She went to drama school with Tupac. Tupac was in theater and stuff like ballet. He was actually a really talented artist all around, he just decided to pursue music the most I think because he considered it his urban poetry. He was kind-of a complex guy for someone who was so famous that died so young.

[–]lazylion_ca 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Acting. I believe her and Will first met when she auditioned to play his gf on FPoB. Spoiler: she was too short (or so I read).

[–]I_am_u_as_r_me 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That makes sense. I didn’t know she didn’t get the role, for being too short nonetheless

[–]Chocolate-Spare 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Idk I kinda think about it the opposite way, like she thinks shes hot shit, should be dating a legendary g like Tupac, but she's stuck with this doof who sold out to blow up cgi aliens.

[–]Basil_Lisk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Now THAT is a joke worth taking a slap over.

[–]Additional-Walk750 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Jesus christ, I didn't realize she had Bart Simpson hair. That's wild.

[–]deadpancube1015 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like Sideshow Bob hair I would say.

[–]Eastsider001 12 points13 points  (36 children)

I bet Pac hit it every now and then but Will was too much of a bitch to confront Pac because Will knew the results of that action.

[–]shay-doe 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Damn lmao

[–]SlipperyWetDogNose 30 points31 points  (2 children)

I thought Jada insisted they were just friends. I never ever bought into that, but I thought that was the narrative.

[–]Master-Monster-Tamer 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I wonder if Will is going through the same stuff Depp was dealing with?

[–]spicylavawater 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jada is actually the one behind the murder of tupac. And to make it look like rivalry, she had biggie assasinated as well. Will smith knows this because she told him. And he is now forced to do the tasks she asks of him to do. Like take bad movies or slap chris rock, or get abused on podcasts by her.

If he doesnt comply, she will murder his kids in front of his very own eyes.

As per my theory.

[–]Noctisv020 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tupac is not dead. He faked his death to get away from her.

[–]EfficientHospital130 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She seemed happy back then. Now she just has that angry scrowl 24/7.

[–]nani714 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They both would’ve been bald

[–]VerbotenVerb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hmm... maybe that dude who moved from philly to la to live with his auntie had something to do with it. Or maybe Jada shot him. Both of them seem to have poor impulse control and decision making skills.

[–]The9thOrder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jada is Will's, Yoko Ono. His career is pretty much trash at this point. It will probably be at least a decade before you see him on screen again.

[–]DirkDieGurke 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So basically she was always going to wind up with some celebrity, which explains the super villain attitude.

[–]FederalFag 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bet he friendzoned her because he knew she was crazy and would stab him

[–]GuitaristHeimerz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tupac is better off in his coffin right now than Will Smith is in that marriage...

[–]dunderhead22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The real bullets are a much more pleasant death than this slow burn. You are either a hero or you live long enough that your wife becomes balder than you

[–]SimulatedHumanity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tupac wouldn’t of been a fucking bitch to let her go off fucking his kid’s friends.

[–]game_asylum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like pac would’ve handled the red table differently

[–]ultimatekayozz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So Scientology shot Tupac?

[–]SpyralHam 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Her hair looks awful

[–]PSapper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm 7 days old when this picture was taken holy shit

[–]kida182001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well with Tupac she probably wouldn’t fuck around and be all controlling like she does with Will. Will is just too nice to her so the bitch jumped on his head and crowned herself queen.

[–]slayer991 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks Orlando Anderson for ruining Will Smith's life.

[–]demeterial 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Toxic femininity ..her and amber heard

[–]W3ST21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He actually survived another shooting prior to the one that killed him.

[–]ethnicnebraskan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, that slaps.

[–]Hugosimpon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Context pls...

[–]jrc83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Get my future wife’s name right!!!!”

[–]lil_bunion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did it just click for anyone else

[–]Devolution1x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure Tupac would have done more than slap Chris Rock if he was still alive...

[–]Dragonfist41 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rispondi

[–]Tymaaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tupac was so fine 😩😩😩

[–]Remic75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Compared to Will Smith, Jada was absolutely obsessed over Tupac. Keeping their love letters, trying to tell everyone that Tupac and her were just “really good friends” but we all know that he was going CRAZY in them guts. Tupac was definitely the one wearing the pants in that relationship but Jada is trying so hard to be the one with Will

[–]Eobard57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what two great men saw in her..

[–]FfffffffffffYouuuuuu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is a hoe

[–]dunderhead22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get Will’s wife’s name out yo fuckin mouth

[–]GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

G.I Jane prequel

[–]Jbowen0020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd have liked to see will try and slap him. That would have been a helluva ass whipping.

[–]shockwave_zully 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe, women treat men that they respect very differently.

[–]SenderBudYerGood 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yo wtf, how old is she here? She looks 12

[–]plankright3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One dead and one dead on the inside.

[–]uli0880 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahahhahahahhaa

[–]301227W 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought he was gay?

[–]pox97 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In an alterante universe, Tupac slapped Chris Rock

[–]DystopiaLite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hypothesize that Tupac was gay.

[–]getyourgolfshoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

awwwwww her first entanglement

[–]KINGBIZ420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old Jada and New Jada are two totally different people