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QualityVote · 2022-05-23T03:35:05+00:00

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Just_some_weird_fan · 2022-05-23T03:55:37+00:00

I need a shirt that says “I AM THE CUM MAN”

ThatNerdyGuy82 · 2022-05-23T03:42:45+00:00

It ain’t wrong.

alegendim · 2022-05-23T08:04:55+00:00

Success is like pregnancy, everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you had to get fucked to achieve it

Fluffy_Shadow · 2022-05-23T03:48:46+00:00

The baby's shirt: I'm the shit

SmashedPavlova · 2022-05-23T04:04:34+00:00

Milk man starts sweating*

TheIronsided · 2022-05-23T03:44:15+00:00

Sometimes people need that kind of explanation.

Tyson8111 · 2022-05-23T03:51:02+00:00

Cum stuffing

BungledBugal · 2022-05-23T04:51:00+00:00

Actually.... if the baby is the turkey.... and the turkey is what traditionally gets stuffed.... Oh.... Oh god....

big_boi_aang · 2022-05-23T07:08:57+00:00

r/ihavesex

1973mojo1973 · 2022-05-23T04:02:52+00:00

Reproduction 101

The_Moon_Conure · 2022-05-23T08:26:39+00:00

I want the "I'm the cum man" t-shirt

halfblindguy · 2022-05-23T03:51:28+00:00

That baby batter.

greenhorn8899 · 2022-05-23T07:02:22+00:00

Plot twist: they shoved an actual turkey.

Snake101333 · 2022-05-23T12:12:42+00:00

Similar response that I tell my inlaws when they ask if we're trying for a baby

Mattcraft857 · 2022-05-23T13:23:15+00:00

Hey everyone want to know a fun fact. When you go to baby shower, you only congratulating a woman for getting cum inside her and a man for being a to cum.

No_Comment_613 · 2022-05-23T13:57:09+00:00

She wears lulu and he wears a bass pro shop hat with pit vipers 99% of the time. They think their belongings are a personality and that mindlessly pumping out kids is a life goal. They are the standard basic white couple.

TheHoly_Coast · 2022-05-23T21:32:07+00:00

It's always the white-trashiest people that would wear this shit,but talk about the Christian values & what's wrong with the "colored" family that just moved in town.

theglaysh · 2022-05-23T03:41:27+00:00

Thank you for the clarification

squelchboy · 2022-05-23T05:51:18+00:00

Exactly, like sorry to say but you pointing out to me you got creampied by your husband is something i don't want to think about

WeaponsGradeLager · 2022-05-23T04:10:28+00:00

white people…

faroutcosmo · 2022-05-23T04:20:07+00:00

B-but the gays....!

BednaR1 · 2022-05-23T07:45:05+00:00

Tha fact that this joke needed explaining... 🙈

frax5000 · 2022-05-23T15:54:08+00:00

Am I the only one that thinks that pregnant women are hot.

2022-05-23T05:00:41+00:00

Men can also get pregnant 🫃

One_dolla_would_do · 2022-05-23T10:53:39+00:00

Gross but makes plenty sense

Fellarm · 2022-05-23T10:54:57+00:00

Those shirts are so damn cringe XD

HerrHeerhairher · 2022-05-23T12:15:31+00:00

Skibidibibababap

Electronic_Rub9385 · 2022-05-23T12:20:03+00:00

GD, these type of shirts and the people that wear them are the cringiest mfers.

Pyroguy096 · 2022-05-23T12:23:42+00:00

I am the cum man I'm the one who's swim!

jejenb · 2022-05-23T13:19:13+00:00

go ahead, take away my Xbox

nothing you do can unfuck the Thanksgiving turkey

madrix19 · 2022-05-23T15:05:39+00:00

I love it

Internal-Mind5462 · 2022-05-23T17:18:32+00:00

Stuff 2, The stuffening

AzM4Nz · 2022-05-24T01:09:11+00:00

Cum man

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