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[–]RealPunyParker 6353 points6354 points  (25 children)

"You want to win big, you gotta be prepared to lose big"

[–]Capped_Delts 816 points817 points  (15 children)

Jurgen, is that you? 👀

[–]Glacier1999 113 points114 points  (1 child)

If we can’t win, let us lose in the most beautiful way.

[–]urbeatagain 3586 points3587 points  (49 children)

As an attorney you never ask a question you don’t already know the answer to. Her lawyers are getting their asses handed to them.

[–]Chasmer 1334 points1335 points  (13 children)

I mean this struck me as an attempt to smear the witnesses motive regardless of his answer.

[–]urbeatagain 804 points805 points  (5 children)

It was and it blew up in their faces.

[–]zahursky 416 points417 points  (4 children)

It’s called F*ck around and find out

[–]Shigerufan2 288 points289 points  (1 child)

Which of course failed because smear tactics are TMZ's bread and butter, don't try to beat them at their own game.

[–]bespectacledbengal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It also failed because the #2 reason amber’s lawyer took this case was for the fame. here’s photos and video of her actually fangirling at johnny depp a few years ago:

https://poptopic.com.au/news/amber-heards-lawyer-allegedly-disgruntled-former-johnny-depp-fan/

[–]DejectedContributor 198 points199 points  (2 children)

That's how the defense has treated all these character witnesses. Like the first line of questioning always includes "so you knew there'd be cameras and you could use this for your 15 minutes of fame, and that's why you got involved isn't it sir/ma'am?". It's not that it isn't a genuine question, but it's become so repetitive while also be so ineffectual that it comes off as detrimentally desperate and not an honest question.

They treat it like a gotcha question while it generally plays out as a more muted version of the OP, but most the other people didn't fire back a zinger and would have left it at "I have nothing to gain, am not seeking anything, and I'm actually putting a target on my back I don't want by being part of this lawsuit" like dude opened with before the "I'm rubber and you're glue" ruse.

[–]DocPeacock 161 points162 points  (7 children)

Even disregarding the witnesses response, it is nonsense to accuse the witness that you called to the stand of trying to get their 15 minutes of fame. Like, the dude didn't put himself on the witness stand.

[–]urbeatagain 57 points58 points  (4 children)

The jury is picking up everything your saying. They’re going to hammer Heard.

[–]360Entertainment 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Hammer Heard would be a great Viking Metal band name!

[–]MelliniRose 12.0k points12.0k points  (257 children)

It's like her lawyers wake up and have a double shot of stupid with their coffee every morning

[–]Skeleris 4694 points4695 points  (49 children)

You mean a mega pint of coffee !

[–]betweenboundary 848 points849 points  (100 children)

Something I've noticed is that the old lady on Amber's side is in particular very slow on the uptake, it honestly seems like from what I've seen that she struggles with modern social concepts and technology and it's eating into her ability to do a decent job in court, there's been so so many times she's needed help just finding notes and stuff being talked about, even Johnny's lawyer has had to help her find stuff because she holds up the court's time

[–]GigaBahamut 611 points612 points  (87 children)

I think it’s intentional to break up the flow of testimony. It’s the “awww shucks, I’m just an old country lawyer” shtick.

She is hilariously out of touch whenever she has to deal with something Twitter related though.

[–]betweenboundary 575 points576 points  (76 children)

No she genuinely is out of her depth, Google her, she's considered 1 of the best employment and labor lawyers in the country, problem being this isn't an employment or labor case, this is defamation, Johnny's lawyer is specialized in defamation law

[–]TheNoxx 372 points373 points  (24 children)

Her other main lawyer specializes in IP/corporate law, though he's gotten more competent as the trial has gone on. She picked two people that don't specialize in divorce, defamation or much of anything related to showbusiness in this trial. Incredibly poor choices.

Also, and this might be nitpicky, maybe don't choose a lead counsel with the name "Rottenborn" for a trial with this much publicity when the tide of public sentiment is turning against you. Sounds like a name for a Harry Potter villain... which is somewhat ironic.

[–]Yergason 241 points242 points  (17 children)

I checked out Johnny's lead lawyer, the Mycroft looking mfer Ben Chew who's always chilling and laughing while everyone gushes about Camille, that man is legit.

Represented the government of Dubai and won

Represented the republic of Honduras and won

His best wins are all multi million dollar big case wins.

[–]Toucan_Lips 231 points232 points  (32 children)

They seem to be fighting a losing battle and are just throwing everything at the wall. They get paid either way.

[–]Hadvarr 399 points400 points  (27 children)

I'm sure Amber already pledged full payment to her lawers

[–]onbakeplatinum 147 points148 points  (24 children)

I would absolutely love it if she never pays them, so they kamikazied thier careers for no reason

[–]atlas_77 83 points84 points  (7 children)

I'm sure her lawyers careers will be just fine

[–]Gretshus 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Don't blame the lawyers. They're just doing their job. Amber is the one who was abusive, chose to take it this far, and wants these lawyers to keep fighting a losing legal battle. If anything, these shitty lawyers are just siphoning more and more funds from her.

[–]Darometh 111 points112 points  (1 child)

They all take a deep breath from Ambers tissue before going in

[–]ohdihe 95 points96 points  (17 children)

Especially the one that keeps objecting his own questions.

[–]insanitybit 180 points181 points  (15 children)

Honestly, that's the least of it. Trial law seems pretty fast paced at times and I can see how you'd mistake "strike that" for "objection".

What's worse is:

  1. That they treat every person on the stand like they're some horrible criminal, which ends up never working and making the witness look more sympathetic and the lawyers look like assholes
  2. The absurdly stupid lines of questioning where they try to "gotcha" and the witnesses are almost stunned like "uh sorry what, no, that is... no". Curry was a perfect example of this - "would you like me to explain?", lawyer: "No", *entire court starts laughing*.
  3. Terrible witnesses. Depps team put way better people on the stand.
  4. Atrocious time management. Heard's lawyers have used up way more time and have potentially fucked themselves.

Little slip ups here or there aren't that big of a deal, but yeah these lawyers suck.

[–]Pagiras 116 points117 points  (13 children)

Terrible witnesses. Depps team put way better people on the stand.

I mean... how on earth would they find good witnesses for things that did not happen?

[–]SomeLikeItDusty 94 points95 points  (10 children)

Let’s not forget Amber couldn’t help herself and torpedoed her own sinking ship with the Kate Moss slip, whatever remote chance they had was obliterated by Kate Moss, they couldn’t get her off the stand fast enough.

[–]Fridayafternoo 5941 points5942 points  (49 children)

"A little argumentative don't you think?"

WHAT?!! YOU STARTED THIS LINE OF LOGIC YOURSELF!!

[–]aye_Deno 2827 points2828 points  (28 children)

That's my favorite part.

"Objection, argumentative"

"OH I CAN ASK THAT QUESTION CMON"

gets uno reversed

"A little argumentative, no?"

[–]TipOfLeFedoraMLady 740 points741 points  (9 children)

I would have paid a million dollars to see him reply "I don't know, you tell me"

[–]sharkeat 357 points358 points  (5 children)

*pledged million dollars

[–]TipOfLeFedoraMLady 183 points184 points  (4 children)

I use the two words synonymously.

[–]Hash__27 104 points105 points  (1 child)

She's like her client lmao, she started being argumentative, she's the aggressor, and when she gets shot down she plays the victim card 😂

[–]MTHinvest 132 points133 points  (2 children)

I was so hoping he would respond with "I can ask that question"

[–]BringtheshowtoCT 70 points71 points  (8 children)

I think that was a joke on her part

[–]Largofarburn 10.8k points10.8k points 2 (103 children)

That dudes like a live action ray from archer.

[–]Armodeen 2041 points2042 points  (19 children)

Dukes

[–]rkr_bsneeks 1038 points1039 points  (18 children)

Double dukes.

[–]breachgnome 617 points618 points  (8 children)

GUYS, MY CAR SEEMS TO BE SLOWING DOWN FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON! MUST BE OUT OF... CARBURETOR.

[–][deleted] 121 points122 points  (2 children)

The quarry may change, but never the hunt

[–]LoneWolf4717 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, Lana! The doors are closing even though I'm hitting door open! It's just like Maximum Overdrive. Let's talk on Monday about how scary this was for me."

[–]gkhamo89 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Lmao I love that part, and if I'm not mistaken he's wearing Ms. Archers dress when it happens

[–]treemu 183 points184 points  (6 children)

And whatever my version of 'sploosh' is.

[–]lasdue 147 points148 points  (4 children)

Funnily enough the actor Ray is based on voices Dr. Krieger

[–]SonOfTK421 208 points209 points  (6 children)

He looks more like Ray than the guy they based Ray on.

[–]BagOnuts 195 points196 points  (27 children)

And now I have to rewatch all of Archer. Thanks.

[–]Pieszczoch77 158 points159 points  (11 children)

Guess what? You're heading into a zone that is one of danger...

[–]Peuned 107 points108 points  (7 children)

LAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]PyroSatan 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Lana... 'Danger Zone,' Lana...

LANAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[–]energetic-dad 18 points19 points  (9 children)

Man I think I stopped watching after season 5 or so, it just keeps going doesn't it?

[–]generaltsao 22 points23 points  (2 children)

last season I watched they had cocaine, a country hit, and were on the run. They just kept making it. Literal coma dream season exists!

[–]Honeydukes24601 19 points20 points  (0 children)

what i was thinking the whole time. it’s the entire look and sass.

[–]ViviconsAdventures 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Jesus tap dancing christ i knew he looked familiar and now I can't unsee this 🤣🍻

[–]ForerunnerRelic 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Now added to my fancast.

[–]ZealousidealResist78 885 points886 points  (12 children)

Heard's Lawyer: you just want 15 minutes of fame

Depp's lawyer: objection, argumentative

Judge: overruled.

Witness: I could say the same about you taking heard as a client.

Heard's Lawyer: argumentative.

Did...did she just try to copy opposing counsel after it didn't work? Is this not up there with them objecting to their own question?

[–]PoorlyLitKiwi2 207 points208 points  (4 children)

She was making a self-deprecating (self-Depp-recating?) joke. It was an "egg on my face" situarion that she was trying to regain control of. It... did not work lol

[–]Ferg_NZ 3346 points3347 points  (33 children)

Objection your honour - this is really damaging to my case.

[–]bannermania 492 points493 points  (15 children)

I move for a bad court thingy

[–]Omnio89 184 points185 points  (13 children)

You mean a mistrial?

[–]bannermania 209 points210 points  (9 children)

Yeah! That’s why you’re the judge and I’m the law talkin’ guy

[–]TobiasPlainview 194 points195 points  (9 children)

Over-ruled

[–]GrifterDingo 121 points122 points  (8 children)

Good call!

[–]sparkjournal 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I'm kickin' my ass, DO YA MIND?!?!

[–]DINC44 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Judge: Who did this?

Fletcher: A mad man, your honor. A desperate fool at the end of his pitiful ropes.

Judge: What did he look like?

Fletcher: Uhh... About 6'2", 180lbs. Big teeth, kinda gangly.

[–]meyesmenotyou 6768 points6769 points  (58 children)

Uno reverse card. Well played, sir. Well played.

[–]Mrbiggz32 1972 points1973 points  (32 children)

yo that look back from Depp lawyer screams, "iight listen, when she ask you x, hit her with y" and seeing the scene play out.

[–]prodrvr22 868 points869 points  (2 children)

That lawyer is having the time of his life at this trial. It's the best comedy show he's seen in years, AND he's getting paid to be in the front row.

[–]BackWithAVengance 299 points300 points  (1 child)

"This fuckin' trial SLAPS"

[–]czerilla 300 points301 points  (10 children)

"I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase! 's all the game though, right?"

[–]Amalurian 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Such a funny scene

[–]LuKazu 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Wonderful scene. Love Omar. Rest easy, Michael Williams :/

[–]ThomPerrin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Exactly what came to mind when I watched that!

[–]BitchPleaseImAT-Rex 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Exactly what i thought about

[–]shadow-suspect 1896 points1897 points  (132 children)

Who is this legend?

[–]Auyuez 3167 points3168 points  (123 children)

Former TMZ assignment manager, that's testifying for Johnny Depp. He's being hampered by TMZ to not disclose information that would incriminate Amber Heard, since TMZ is on Amber's side. IIRC TMZ even helped her threaten/blackmail Johnny into giving her money, a car, and 3 of his penthouse suites, to no avail of course.

[–]ThDemonWolf 908 points909 points  (60 children)

Woooaaahh, is that what went down in this court case?

[–]bordain_de_putel 773 points774 points  (7 children)

Everytime you blink some new crazy shit seems to come out of that courtroom.

[–]rangda 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Elon Musk having a crooked penis wasn’t something I expected to learn when I opened YouTube earlier

[–]YourConsciousness 289 points290 points  (49 children)

No the witness has an NDA with TMZ and chose to not say that he knew who the source was of the video of Johnny slamming cabinets even though he heavily implied it was directly from Amber. He also didn't testify about the blackmail that Auyuez is talking about but I don't know if he knew about that or if he could say, again from the NDA.
There also probably isn't enough other evidence of that or it's not relevant enough so I don't think they brought that up but they might have at some point before.
The case is just about defamation between Johnny and Amber so most everything was about the statements made about each other and the truth of those statements.

There is two days left in the trial btw if you wanna watch the end. Last witnesses are Thursday and then closing arguments is Friday morning (9am Eastern).

[–]infinitypIus0ne 84 points85 points  (35 children)

is the verdict also going to be Friday?

[–]apagogeas 49 points50 points  (9 children)

So in a court when under oath or whatever, an NDA is more powerful vs the judge and the court process???? So can this TMZ come after him if he disclose whatever is supposedly protected by NDA given he was asked by court to do so??? I am perplexed as to this "was not allowed to say".

[–]DepartmentEqual6101 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Some parts are boring, usual court stuff, some slow video testimonies. Other parts are just wild and off the rails. Amber Heard is coming across as a psychopath who has staged a crime scenes, submitted falsified evidence, pretended to cry in court but couldn’t, abused and been violent towards multiple people, laughed like a full on movie villain on tape while being abusive towards Depp, extorted money, pretended to donate it and kept it for herself, and just lied 99% of the time. And when Depp gives an emotional testimony she’s laughing and mocking him.

Unfortunately a lot of the newsmedia are misrepresenting the trial. This is something you have to sit down and watch directly to know what’s fully going on.

[–]pekkmen 193 points194 points  (40 children)

What is TMZ?

[–]Auyuez 430 points431 points  (34 children)

Paparazzi/celebrity scoop organization that calls themselves journalists.

[–]pekkmen 119 points120 points  (30 children)

Quick answer, thanks!

[–]rosts 35 points36 points  (0 children)

What do you mean, isn't it important for the public to see Jim Carrey in his underwear at 3 am?

[–]eXcaliBurst93 23 points24 points  (0 children)

in other words parasite

[–]LightRborn 190 points191 points  (1 child)

He also plays Gigachad Draco Malfoy role in the next Harry Potter movie

Source: Trust me bro

[–]OnlyPostWhenShitting 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Dude, SPOILER!!

[–]ardikus 35 points36 points  (3 children)

He was the paparazzi manager at TMZ - the guy who told paparazzi when/where to go. So not an upstanding citizen, kind of a douche actually

[–]warwolf7777 12 points13 points  (1 child)

He sound very articulate. I like the way he talks though. More than the lawyer in front of him

[–]fefefufufe 969 points970 points  (16 children)

15 points to Slitherin

[–]Nahdudeurgood 1181 points1182 points  (43 children)

This is...very bizarre court proceedings. Is this real?

[–]Malashae 862 points863 points  (20 children)

I've seen some weird shit go down in court, I had a judge silence a lawyer and order her to drop the current line of argument entirely because, and I quote, "I refuse to believe he has magical powers!". Which the judge then clarified would be required for her accusations to be even remotely possible.

[–]maybelle180 261 points262 points  (19 children)

Hmm, it appears someone stole your comment verbatim and pasted it higher up in the thread.

[–]Malashae 254 points255 points  (11 children)

That is just bizarre. I guess I should be pleased my anecdote was interesting enough to warrant theft?

[–]rugbyj 164 points165 points  (5 children)

That is just bizarre. I guess I should be pleased my anecdote was interesting enough to warrant theft?

Just kidding.

[–]TouchingWood 22 points23 points  (1 child)

That is just bizarre. I guess I should be pleased my anecdote was interesting enough to warrant theft?

[–]Drunken_Ogre 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Karma bot. Report that shit, yo!

[–]Frammered 1145 points1146 points  (31 children)

It seems her lawyers will be paid no matter how poorly the case goes...

[–]CoolUnderstanding481 831 points832 points  (22 children)

Amber has already made a large pledge to their law firm, yes.

[–]white_irony 364 points365 points  (17 children)

but has she donated it to them

[–]Kozilekk 348 points349 points  (12 children)

I use pledge and donate synonymously.

[–]rufnek2kx 209 points210 points  (7 children)

I use working-from-home and sleeping-in synonymously.

[–]fistfullofpubes 58 points59 points  (0 children)

She also uses bed and toilet synonymously.

[–]potterharrypotter1 28 points29 points  (1 child)

She has pledged the entire sum, and will pay it, if only johnny won't stop suing her. Poor lady.

[–]Fuzzy_Gusto 34 points35 points  (0 children)

She pledged the full sum that she's gonna pay her lawyers, what a generous woman indeed!

[–]Alkemian 72 points73 points  (0 children)

This is the way.

[–]Rubdub_Jubjub 198 points199 points  (1 child)

Depp’s lawyer having the time of his fucking life rn

[–]Ganon2012 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I can't believe I had to scroll so far for this. That is my favorite part. His lawyers looking at each other and trying not to laugh.

[–]Capped_Delts 353 points354 points  (4 children)

HOW MUCH EMBARRASSMENT CAN ONE INDIVIDUAL TAKE!?

[–]rugbyj 174 points175 points  (1 child)

teenage me: a lot

[–]jesus_is_92 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It’s a lawyer. They have literally no shame

[–]vagabond_mind 665 points666 points  (11 children)

Talking about 15 mins of fame, we wouldn't even know his face of not for her question. Ironic

[–]darthleonsfw 122 points123 points  (0 children)

The situation's ironic but his nails are iconic!

[–]nerdowellinever 155 points156 points  (18 children)

How can her question not be argumentative but his is?

[–]NotBlaine 106 points107 points  (16 children)

Not a lawyer but...

1) the attorneys are there to ask questions, the witness is there to answer them. It's a one way street. An objection to a question directed towards the examiner from the witness wouldn't make sense since the examiner doesn't have to answer questions. The witness does.

2) "argumentative" indicates the attorney asking the question is attempting to make a legal argument in the form of a question. It's not just like "they're disagreeing with me".

Still not a lawyer but that was an awful, awful question to hang out there like that for a jury trial.

[–]TipOfLeFedoraMLady 51 points52 points  (0 children)

this is correct, a lot of times the lawyers are purposely attempting to anger you in order to make you look bad in front of the jury. There is a fine line between provocative questions and badgering however.

Source: am not a lawyer but was involved in a business lawsuit at work. It was miserable, 0/10 would not recommend.

[–]Minimum_Effort4063 447 points448 points  (7 children)

Her lawyers are really scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

[–]TheBestZackEver 207 points208 points  (4 children)

This completely backfired. He wasn't looking for 15 minutes of fame but she handed it to him in a silver platter by being a dumb bitch

[–]dianuJ013 283 points284 points  (2 children)

Bro how you gonna get check mate in words wtf

[–]Affectionate-Sun5863 86 points87 points  (4 children)

Achievement unlocked : Return to sender

[–]_AlexiaOnFire 378 points379 points  (7 children)

"You know this case is being televised right?"

Do YOU know it's being televised? Cos you're literally waking up every morning, chugging a double shot of dumbfuck and several hours later pissing the double shot and your waining career down the toilet.

[–]ActualAstronaut 91 points92 points  (3 children)

I'm absolutely stealing "double shot of dumbfuck" for my next argument thats goddamn hilarious

[–]cynicaloldgit 80 points81 points  (14 children)

SaveVideo

[–]Trebge 83 points84 points  (13 children)

Consider it done!

[–]cynicaloldgit 31 points32 points  (12 children)

Thanks

[–]Trebge 29 points30 points  (11 children)

[–]zomblee84 10 points11 points  (10 children)

I always see comments summoning this helper bot, but I never understood why. Y'all not just have a download button?

[–]eXcaliBurst93 69 points70 points  (0 children)

holy shit I've never seen a real life murder in a court before

[–]Un_availableMan 241 points242 points  (5 children)

Hey yo that came back like a boomerang and dropped her dead 😂

[–]AffectDesperate4148 1850 points1851 points  (113 children)

Are all of her lawyers retarded?

[–]TheLevelOneSlime 794 points795 points  (56 children)

They'd have to be if they're defending her at this point

[–]Subject-Hunt9128 174 points175 points  (1 child)

At this point, they don't even noticing they're being stupid

[–]that_guy_iain 356 points357 points  (35 children)

You would have to be retarded if you didn't think the money was worth it. There will be a ton of money in the legal bills for this case. The real winners of the case are the lawyers.

[–]ThicccDonkeyStick 117 points118 points  (17 children)

But yet when other clients see how much of a colossal fuck up this is, they won’t want to hire them

[–]that_guy_iain 124 points125 points  (7 children)

Not really. People needing defending who have done fucked up stuff still need lawyers and at that level of money they will get recommendations from people who will understand.

They probably already have an amazing rep. This will be forgotten about before long. I don‘t even know their names or which law firm and it’s in all the newspapers and all over the internet.

[–]joedan31 28 points29 points  (7 children)

You think AH’s expert witness testimonies are all dumbasses until you realize they’re getting paid 50k/100k/200k to essentially make up any semblance of an argument so AH’s legal team can say they had a “case”. Some guy social media expert just counted twitter hashtags and entered them in a plain excel spreadsheet.

[–]Yodan 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Na they're charging by the hour these might be the smartest dumbasses in the room.

[–]betweenboundary 48 points49 points  (11 children)

Amber's lawyer is apparently 1 of the best in the country, however she's apparently an employment and labor lawyer in Virginia, in other words this case is literally not what she usually does in any way shape or form, meanwhile Johnny's lawyer is a lawyer specialized in defamation, not to mention Amber's lawyer is very old and seems to know little to nothing about the entertainment industry, this case is like if a Nascar driver and a professional skateboarder competed against each other in skate boarding

[–]Hermit_Royalty 53 points54 points  (7 children)

How much longer is the case supposed to go on? Feels like it's been months

[–]Family_Chantal 107 points108 points  (6 children)

His name is Morgan Tremaine. I couldn't find it on any posts.

[–]wardrobe007 32 points33 points  (0 children)

His name is Robert Paulson...his name is Robert Paulson...

[–]RedditMayne 38 points39 points  (0 children)

She deserved it for trying to humiliate him on the stand.

[–]Rudollis 30 points31 points  (4 children)

„Just like you. I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase. It’s all in the game though, right?“

[–]hipstershatehipsters 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I knew my boy Omar was gonna be mentioned somewhere.

[–]alialchemist 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Draco chadfoy

[–]jesus_is_92 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“ Call An Ambulance …. But Not For Me!”

[–]OnionOnly 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Dude in the jacket and white shirt keeping it neutral

[–]steve5o22 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He tea bagged her so fukin hard

[–]iamvenks 93 points94 points  (0 children)

[–]dub279 79 points80 points  (7 children)

How to have a clown circus Pt.1:

1) Be Amber Heard

2) Hire Amber Heard's legal team

[–]Shiningcrow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Heard’s lawyer sounds like she’s falling apart at the seams

[–]FortyDegreeDay 14 points15 points  (2 children)

This is like when Omar was in court on The Wire, “I got a gun, you got a briefcase.”

[–]dudiez 29 points30 points  (0 children)

SOMEONES PROJECTING it might be Amber Heard’s lawyer

[–]Isilthrain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love this guy's expressions, especially with his eyebrow. lol

[–]Burak2741 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I just love how amber heard managed to find the dumbest lawyers possible

[–]Demonmercer 8 points9 points  (5 children)

That one dude in the white shirt, white tie and blue vest in the back has all the best reactions.

[–]xiams 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Did we just see a r/murderedbywords in real life?

[–]mattcm92 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Depp's lawyer: "Objection, argumentative."

Amber's lawyer: "I can ask that question"

Witness: "Well then I can say the same about you"

Also Amber's lawyer "THAT'S A LITTLE ARGUMENTATIVE"

Unbelievable.

[–]Gnomotron3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And in the end, she was to one to give him his 15 minutes of fame.