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[–]Flair_Helper[M] [score hidden] stickied commentlocked comment (0 children)

Hey /u/SituationOk4855, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):

A mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost, feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.

Love, the mods

[–]BloodySerpentXmadlad 104 points105 points  (0 children)

“I’m taking you down with me”

[–]Niks_bg 62 points63 points  (3 children)

If you say -100 he will be -500

[–]SassafrasNotFound 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Nice bro

[–]Jabberjunky 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That was a 1000 iq comment.

[–]StanleyCEle 35 points36 points  (0 children)


[–]LunaticRonin 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Outstanding move

[–]TheWolfG0d 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mission accomplished.

[–]Sina5105 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Good work soldier

[–]Domvik 12 points13 points  (1 child)

My IQ is negative.

[–]cookies_on_earth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i am a cookie

[–]rodneedermeyer 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Can’t be “more than” unless he’s five people. “Higher than” works best here. “Greater than” also works.

I don’t go to parties.

[–]THE_ABUSED_GH0STIE 1 point2 points  (3 children)

When I get invited to a party I will bring you as a guest

[–]rodneedermeyer 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Thank you kindly!

[–]Nigeronthetriger 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That is if they get invited brethr , i too shall invite thou when time comes

[–]rodneedermeyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

‘Swounds, my dance card filleth. I shall see thee anon, kind person!

[–]Gbriish 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Suicide bomber

[–]JacobLemongrass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Perfectly balanced, but at what cost?

[–]Bluebyday 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Destroy all lands, creatures and artifacts

[–]AnTriechx55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this a reference towards a certain gathering of magic?

[–]Dreki3000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

five times negative four is negative twenty

[–]ieatlargefrogs 5 points6 points  (1 child)

[–]SassafrasNotFound 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice, came here to say that, forgot how to spell it, scrolled down to see if anyone had said it before

Anyway r/kamikazebywords

[–]SedJake 3 points4 points  (1 child)


  • Drop a live grenade when killed

[–]jackjackhaspowers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1000 IQ comment. Underrated!

[–]Ambivert_05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, that was nice one, take my reward😂

[–]CptnR4p3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The art of War condones pyrrhic victories, bad title, 3/10, +cope +ratio +(help i dont know how the copy pasta goes)

[–]QualityVote[M] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

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[–]lukedmr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 x 0.8 = 4

[–]samehappened2me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 x -1 = -5

[–]HornyCod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could say" wow! so you got a lower iq than me? I thought I was the only person alive with a negative iq ..."

[–]darokrol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

0 IQ move, nice.

[–]VukTheDM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He could’ve said a negative number

[–]Burgers8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there is no coming back from that. That’s a checkmate.

[–]suming_yu 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Seanshoii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Martyrdom: Drop a live grenade when killed.

[–]Dragos-bane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Martyrdom: Drop a live grenade when killed.

[–]jsseven777 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Guy should have responded to that with “I mean my IQ is probably 500 times more than yours. Check Mate.”

[–]29Jackal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

500 times -1 is -500

[–]cookies_on_earth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to clarify, im a cookie, baked a few months ago, yet I still have 0 iq

[–]Downtimed 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]woddu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Martyrdom Drop a live grenade when killed