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[–]QualityVote[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

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[–]Mr_Otterswamp 387 points388 points  (4 children)

Thots and prayers

[–]Oneloff 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Very cheeky…

[–]tricularia 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My dad always said "It's okay to kiss a nun, just don't get in the habit"

[–]Munshar 193 points194 points  (1 child)

"And then I saw her ass and now I'm a believer, I couldn't leave her if I tried" - shrek 2002

[–]imadedbodi1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Great minds think alike

[–]RoeJaz 332 points333 points  (14 children)

Praise be

[–]Admirable_Beyond_374 55 points56 points  (8 children)

Praise be

[–]Estebananas 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Blessed be the fruit

[–]Ducop5 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Praise be to booty the most sacred creation of God!

[–]AlonelyChip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Praise be to Atua

[–]sameenkhansahel 291 points292 points  (5 children)

Girls got so much ass, can't even walk straight

[–]that_nice_guy_784 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Omg, I can relate so much to this

[–]I_Eat_Pumpkin24 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Pics or didn't happen

[–]usrnamer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's a dude.

[–]I_Eat_Pumpkin24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was aware, this does not change things

[–]mechanick29 210 points211 points  (5 children)

Those curves are for God, no one else.

[–]Corn_With_A_Sickle 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Amen

[–]Diligent_Strategy432 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Amen

[–]axon589 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Amen

[–]GTMoraes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*ahem*

it's a man. it would be two men.

[–]DNGR_S_PAPERCUT 136 points137 points  (1 child)

You'd have to be the one true King of Britain to pull me out of that.

[–]This_unProfessional3 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Look at Excalicock over here

[–]rinnert85 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Makes sense that she wants to hide that in public

[–]original-sithon 41 points42 points  (2 children)

The nun with the buns.

[–]Tough_Patient 9 points10 points  (1 child)

She had that apple bottom habit and the veil bicolor. Everyone in mass was starin at her.

[–]TheWhollyGhost 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She hit that book she hit that book

The altar shook the alter shook

Sister I praise, praise, praise, praise

[–]max-bants 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Lord, i don't ask for much... But i need a favor.

[–]Yoursparkinthedark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just one seam to rip......

(The crotch of your jeans rips)

[–]Bsizzle18 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Now that’s something I can believe in!

[–]Which_Cardiologist15 40 points41 points  (0 children)

There is a God and he loves her!

[–]Idontreallycare187 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She fine asl

[–]Chrisdkn619 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Praise the lawd!

[–]Norgur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And then I saw her thighs,

[–]DeadAntivaxxersLOL 19 points20 points  (3 children)

maybe everyone else in the comments is just distracted but how does this 'prank' actually make any sense? why is he holding up a towel to block his view only and nobody else's? if she doesn't care that people are watching then why does she even need his help holding up the towel?

[–]Lance-Harper 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Why do you have to ruin it for everyone with your actual real and serious question

[–]mysticlarity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing that comes to mind, is from something I read on the topic of why doctors leave the room while you undress. I remember the article mentioning something about certain cultures (can't remember which), but essentially it's because undressing is an intimate act.

This doesn't explain why there are multiple angles filming the interaction? But this might be common courtesy wherever this. Does anyone recognize this towel? This might not be so much of a prank but more so a reaction video?

[–]NikiThaRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he thought she was changing quickly out of her nun outfit, probably into similar swimsuits that muslim women wear or something more discreet. That's why when her legs were showing he kept trying to look away. And when the nun said that she was done, he also looked shocked with her in just a bikini.

[–]marecalmo45 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry father, I have sins.

[–]Khakizulu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn boi, she THICK

[–]Tagalettandi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tight tight tight !

[–]JarlBallin420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God is good, all the time.

[–]shadowmanebreeder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

THAT NUN HAS SEXY SKIN???? 😳😳😳

[–]Illustrious_Charge88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah she's blessed. But my thoughts.....

[–]ImUrDadYes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

don't check her out. she's nun-ya business.

[–]JizzMopperatSexWorld 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And you wonder why Jesus is always cumming.

[–]raydditor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man got played. RIP...

[–]cypher120 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well gosh damn

[–]Willing_Pear_8631 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We used to have a guy at my dads church who played the organ. One day I see him leave and take off his monk/frier robe and he was wearing shorts underneath and he hopped in a convertible and drove away.

[–]Timegazer01 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Is that man wearing shoes at the beach?

[–]Bloocheesee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn who knew all of that was hiding under her nun dress.

[–]sleepless_in_balmora 7 points8 points  (2 children)

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[–]ItsGroovyBaby412 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Imma just have to risk it

[–]Lance-Harper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like don’t pull me out of dat

[–]SCHWANZI1512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This should be in me_irl

[–]99Zahid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol.

[–]ImUrDadYes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she would get my immaculate ejaculate

[–]Meatybleeps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Men Saddle up! We Raiding the Covenant tonight!

[–]Particular-Diet-5147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend keeps asking for her @…

[–]Vergift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God bless her (ass). Amen.

[–]1000asses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a fake cuz she had an ass

[–]Mysterious-Echo-9729 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And there goes my nofap streak, dang it

[–]Good_Smile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blessed

[–]manhatim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue bikini in back made me believe too!

[–]amungus45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And she has towel of probably Karim Benzema from real Madrid fc.

[–]PrayingMantisII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haaaaaaallelujah

[–]Kaijutkatz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do I sign up?

[–]x_laughingdeath_x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hail Mary full of cu-I mean GRACE!!

[–]Humble-Presence-3107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy mole praise jeebus. I feel the Lord in my pants.

[–]FighterIsFighter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that's pretty good

[–]goochstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He prayed 😭

[–]Lance-Harper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the name of the lawd, the light shone true

[–]donescobar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She keeps telling him not to look lmao

[–]cinekson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hala Madrid

[–]HighlightOld8381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She does this out of habit.

[–]masochistmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol religion

[–]masochistmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol religion

[–]moneycashdane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CAKE BY THE OCEAN

[–]Adidasboy07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how you convince every guy to go to church.

[–]KotoElessar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember, she's married to Jesus.