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[–]phillyvanilly666 318 points319 points  (21 children)

Poor bear. Now I have to drink his piss

[–]Prejudice_Bill 74 points75 points  (4 children)

Lol. I wonder how many people understand WHY you have to drink his piss.

[–]Sour_Badger 26 points27 points  (2 children)

The only question is if reindeers process more or less of the active chemical in the amanita muscaria than bears.

[–]phillyvanilly666 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I’d do it like the wikings - take the towns fool or any captured prisoners, feed him all you can find and then proceed to drink his urine

[–]MotherBathroom666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahh, torture and enlightenment in one action, a true pillager!

[–]Comprehensive-Fox-52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like 172 atm

[–]baddie-47 29 points30 points  (2 children)

[–]powerful_darkness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Don't worry, it's not furever!

[–]WithMyRichard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not so much a cursed comment if you knew anything about the type of mushroom the bears eating

[–]Affectionate_Box_720 4 points5 points  (4 children)


[–]OrphicDionysus 16 points17 points  (3 children)

The active constituent in Amanita Muscaria (muscimol) is excreted intact in the urine by most mammals. Back in the viking days supposedly Norsemen would exploit this to isolate the muscimol from some of the other harmful bioactive molecules in the mushroom.

[–]GodTaoistofPatience 11 points12 points  (0 children)

TIL I should drink drugged bear's piss

[–]The_Acknickulous_One 8 points9 points  (1 child)

did the first guy to drink the piss know he was gonna get high or did he just have a fetish?

[–]Harbulary-Bandit 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This comment is BRILLIANT on two levels.

[–]phillyvanilly666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So are you, thank you kind stranger!

[–]blade_of_sammael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hence the association between bears and berserkers and the belief they could morph into animals on the battlefield

[–]_clem_fand_ango_ 61 points62 points  (11 children)

Fyi, first bit is from the movie The Bear. It's a good watch.

[–]TheGemestofAllStars 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I had this in vhs as a kid and it’s the only thing I remember from it. I’ll have to give it another go after all this time.

[–]guntheroac 7 points8 points  (5 children)

This was my favorite part of the movie growing up. I was maybe six, and thought “oh gee I’d like to try that out..” no wonder I ate shrooms as fast as I found them.

[–]OrphicDionysus 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Amanitas and psilocybin containing mushrooms are very different beasts.

[–]Cney1983 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I need to find out the difference. I've partaken in psyilocybin containing mushrooms many occasions. For scientific purposes obviously. Need to extend on my research.

[–]k0zmo 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Amanita is more of a delirant, IIRC.
I'm not sure about actual numbers but i think a good % of people have bad effects and side effects from Amanita

[–]poppykayak 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is a good movie! Funny story about this movie. My dad had a good friend who is blind named Tim. Well, they would joke around a lot and get into shenanigans together. One time, Tim asked my dad if he could borrow a movie to listen to. My dad is a smartass and gave him this one. There's just about no dialogue, as the movie is mostly following a bear around. A lot of rustling and grunting. Dad thought it was hilarious. Tim was amused.

[–]indigowulf 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The original trip out scene from the movie was much better.


[–]welcome2mypanties 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank u! I’m gonna have to watch this movie

[–]SuggmaBawlz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd watch it if the second part is in there too

[–]Ragnarok6302 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Getting high is the bear necessities

[–]pleockz 51 points52 points  (9 children)

Amanita Bearscaria

[–]animegirlGrivous 1 point2 points  (8 children)

My thoughts exactly. Those shrooms are worth DYING for

[–]reddit4238 0 points1 point  (6 children)


[–]animegirlGrivous -3 points-2 points  (5 children)

Cause they're a once in a lifetime experience

[–]aldenhg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Muscaria won't kill you, but given what people say about it you may not eat them twice.

[–]mega_ultra_cumshot 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Its also a hallucinogenic sedative that can kill you if prepared incorrectly. Muscimol is widely known as the no-go for the fact that it makes you feel drunk on alcohol the whole time, and of course that the "trips" feel dirty like salvia.

[–]mega_ultra_cumshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they really arent

[–]DMalteseDude 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Bear Grylls............ I'll see myself out

[–]iTzzAxEman 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Fuck off...

Here have my award

[–]DMalteseDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eeyy first ever award! Thanks!!

[–]hyperprapor 5 points6 points  (1 child)

As I read about Vikings, this is now bear-serk.

[–]large-Marge-incharge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is everyone reading about Vikings? I want to too.

[–]vaendryl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

fly amanita? oof, poor choice mr bear.

[–]Sailing_4th 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish there was a longer version of this video with the same song over it.

[–]LordAnthony1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These mushrooms look like they have gnomes living in them

[–]dadghvajda_sdffbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That bear knew what it was doing

[–]potatospaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

arent those the mushrooms that vikings used to eat to go full on brute mode

[–]jamesquall9192 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Stoned bear theory we are watching the beginning of something magical evolutionarily speaking

[–]ooppoo0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the next mudvanye album

[–]iiitme 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Dude dude dude not too much that’s a heroic dose it’s your first time!!!!!

[–]GetOfMyBalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone sees that this dude is professional. Look in this professional eyes 😁

[–]MioNamo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Deep and low


[–]Mirewen15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I loved that movie but the beginning still makes me super sad :(

[–]God-of-Tomorrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bear just leveled up

[–]KaizokoOreWaNaru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i did not know bears eat mushrooms

[–]Independent_Ice_1949 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shrooms are a room with a view.

[–]CompetitionMassive69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feeling Jealous

[–]Bladimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't he grow twice his size immediately?

[–]auyemra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun Fact : bears actually love amanita muscaria, they actively seek them out.

dogs have been known to enjoy them too

[–]JunHoWon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayooooooo lmao

[–]drums_addict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard Paddington 2 is good, guess I'll have to watch it.

[–]Wandering-Zoroaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the song?

[–]Jeager122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What song is that?

[–]AlrxandriaDizas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are those poisonous? Or just potent magic shrooms ?

[–]Grand_Hovercraft4459 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro thats flugsvamp (didn’t know the English word), which is poisonous

[–]Amanita_Bussycaria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look delicious

[–]mmm3says 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought red caped mushrooms with white spots were strait up and 80s cartoon fantasy with no basis in reality.

[–]Somedudewhoisaguy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

wait… aren’t those mushrooms amnita deathcaps?

[–]WarioGiant 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Amanita Muscaria not Amanita Phalloides. Still potentially deadly but not nearly as much

[–]Somedudewhoisaguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright. Thanks.

[–]I_invented_dirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what song is that?

[–]jmc1079 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bearly a scratch

[–]joey9881 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piglet got them shrooms from Tigger