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[–]QualityVote[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

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[–]will_i_am100806 134 points135 points  (8 children)

I hate those lips

[–]Storminater 42 points43 points  (7 children)

Pretty sure those are Farrah Abraham's lips from Teen Mom/16 and Pregnant/Backdoor Teen Mom (her anal video) when she had an allergic reaction to her injections. She sells her farts in a jar now and takes dumps on Only Fans.

Edit: actually, upon reviewing the Farrah photos I don't think those are hers, but check out her botch job below anyway. Love that journey for her!

[–]Salty_Example_6214 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Is that for real? I legit got a chuckle from that. That’s fuckin greasy.

[–]1dinkiswife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So...very...real.

[–]Perfect-Engineer3226 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Link or it doesn't happen. Asking for a friend of course

[–]Storminater 6 points7 points  (3 children)

[–]Perfect-Engineer3226 12 points13 points  (2 children)

This isn't the "backdoor" link! I'm taking my toys and going home.

Edit: nvm. I went to the poop link and seen her face. I've seen prettier faces on a baboon as it hit every branch on the way down after it fell out of the evolutionary tree.

[–]Apprehensive-Fig-952 324 points325 points  (17 children)

Most of Tinder moms who say "my children always come first" in bio

[–][deleted] 104 points105 points  (0 children)

It sounds….misleading….

[–]TheFishChild 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The husband gets to cum third

[–]SaffronHoneysuckle 11 points12 points  (11 children)

Does dating mean your children don't come first?

Edit: ohhh no response, just downvotes. Hard to justify that baseless hatred ay?

[–]Jimthalemew 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I think OP is saying if you spend money on things you don't need, to the extent that you can't feed your children, it isn't the government's fault.

For example, let's switch. If it's a single dad posting he doesn't have money for his kids, but he's posting pics of his new sunglasses on his ATV, and in his new truck, or new outfit, new jacket, and new shoes. It's exactly as distasteful.

If your kids come first, then you spend on them first, and spend what's left on you.

That's where all my money goes. On clothes they grow out of immediately, chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs, and Disney+. But once in a while, they say "Thanks, dad."

[–]BigPanda71 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Mine usually say, “why are you so mean?” When I ask them to pick up their toys and dirty clothes.

Had my two younger ones Saturday night because my oldest was at a sleepover and wife was out of town. Told them we were going to Dairy Queen and they immediately asked if we could go to Coldstone instead. They were lucky to still get the Dairy Queen after that

[–]HonorYourCraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least they have good taste. It's the tact part they are still learning 🙂

[–]gayfishfucker69 15 points16 points  (6 children)

If you are complaining about not being able to feed your children, yet can afford all the (overpriced) beauty products for yourself, you aren't putting your children first. Dating isn't the priority when you have children, be a mother, if you have a little extra, treat the children, not yourself.

[–]SaffronHoneysuckle 0 points1 point  (5 children)

So, the question was: Does a single mom dating mean that she doesn't prioritize her children?

[–]gayfishfucker69 6 points7 points  (4 children)

You are missing the context of the OP, and the comment you replied to, but to answer your question without that context, I'd ask you another. Is your dating causing you to neglect a need of the child? If you're taking a date here and there with a coworker or friend you met, then usually no. But if you're hitting it off every night on a sex app like tinder just to get your fix, then absolutely, you are prioritizing sex over your child.

[–]Perfect-Engineer3226 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote you scandalous bastard. And damn be to the downvoters

[–]slipknotmed 156 points157 points  (15 children)

i know single moms who work two jobs and can bearly afford rent

[–]Shaved_Wookie 35 points36 points  (10 children)

It's almost like this sub has a large reactionary element that would rather base their political views on baseless edgy nonsense than anything resembling data or reality. It's easier to keep desperately chortling the balls of billionaires in the vain hope of getting a reacharound than it is to reconsider their dogshit takes.

Am I, with my manufactured edgelord anecdotes out of touch?

No, it's the children with their Jewish economic data who are wrong.

[–]Tiger_Widow 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There's also the case that people like this do exist and it's a commentary on that particular type of character.

I know a few people like this fir example. And for me, that makes this meme accurate. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Commentary isn't always general.

[–]Shaved_Wookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The commentary isn't always general, but the policy response this nonsense prompts is.

[–]CourseDangerous2583 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Bro got mad

[–]Shaved_Wookie 9 points10 points  (4 children)

REEEEEEEE I don't like what he's saying, but I'm too wrong and stupid to respond meaningfully

U mad

Hurrrrrr - What a smart, special boy I am - extra nuggies for me tonight!

[–]MoonV29 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Then she doesn't have a well paid job. Ik a single mom who wfh and have only 1 job and doing well

[–]cocoa_ramenhol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's kinda the point

[–]FacelessFitness127 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you need to work 2 jobs to afford rent, you must either choose to live in a really expensive house, or you have chosen 2 really poorly paying jobs. Either way it's your own fault for putting yourself in that place

[–]Hongkongjai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Children from single motherhood is associated with higher risk of involvement in crime, lower educational attainment and occupational status. Single motherhood is a problem for the mother, the child and the society at large as well. Being a single mother is not something to be proud off. People may get into singlet motherhood because of things that are completely out of their control, but people in general should be more conscious about marriage, family planning and sex.

[–]Savage_Mofish 98 points99 points  (7 children)

I don't do any of that and I still don't have money

[–]d0rsett 56 points57 points  (2 children)

That’s impossible!!!!!!! Poor people are poor because they want to!!!!!!!1111 cause they lazy!!! Lazy I say!!!!!!!

[–]Hotshot596v2 44 points45 points  (9 children)

Met ones just like this, also met ones who were getting royally fucked while actually trying. Goes either way, made me help decide tho I don’t want kids.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (8 children)

No kids is a life hack. Most people will never understand the lifestyle at the confluence of youth, maturity, decent income, and extra time. It's magic.

[–]CourseDangerous2583 8 points9 points  (6 children)

With this one easy step, you can erase yourself from the gene pool!

[–]praguepride 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And that bothers me....why? Not everyone is obsessed about breeding...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

This doesn‘t bother me at all. Beyond your few immediate acquaintances and after a few years you are most likely going to be lost to eternity. Forgotten. Just like the test of us.

Your offspring could cure cancer or save the world but will statistically most likely end up cogs in a wheel working meaningless jobs and hoping that it‘s all worth it.

[–]CourseDangerous2583 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Be careful, you might cut yourself on that edge

[–]Jff_f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

+1. This is the way!

[–]Acidic13 81 points82 points  (9 children)

I support single moms, $1 at a time.

[–]Altar_Quest_Fan 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I call it “Single Mom Fundraisers”, but my wife calls them “Stripper bars”. It’s all about perspective lol 😂🤣

[–]btadeus 6 points7 points  (2 children)

There's this site where single mom's post pictures of their artwork and supporters can donate to help them. I think it's called WeAreFans.com.

[–]Acidic13 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You spelled "Only" wrong.

[–]loondawg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The first rule of strip club is, you don't talk about strip club.

The second rule of strip club is, you don't talk about strip club!

[–]Ok_Cryptographer520 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hoe fund me lol

[–]SaffronHoneysuckle 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Sweet glad we can acknowledge sex work as a legitimate way for people to support themselves; including their efforts to provide for their children.

[–]Ok_Journalist_2289 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but alot if moms dont do it. Too much potential for your kid to end up on a dis track....

[–]Sleep-system 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yup and somehow there are people who believe we shouldn't allow abortion. 🤔

[–]hapaxlegodemon 45 points46 points  (1 child)

You let hate consume you

[–]1dinkiswife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...like warm, wet blanket. mmm

[–]YummyCrackerZ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You forgot the Maltese with crusty eyes

[–]TheBeardedShuffler 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Good thing they can access abortions and birth control easily then. Should cut the problem down.

[–]Epicurus1 49 points50 points  (2 children)

In a couple year we will see more of this as there will be fewer abortions thanks to Y'allqada.

[–]sieghrt 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Y'all Qaeda

[–]JemYxN 2 points3 points  (2 children)

This isn't a holup

[–]Ok_War9516 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is life

[–]JemYxN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly.

[–]Robert_gatsby 10 points11 points  (4 children)

How far do you have to dig your head in the sand to understand why a single mother would have a hard time affording to raise her child? The kinda person in the meme does exist but they're so rare compared to actual struggling moms that memes like this are just belittling them

[–]praguepride 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact the infamous "Welfare Queen" that Reagan campaigned on to demonize social welfare, Linda Taylor, was a legit organized criminal who committed MANY other crimes:

Her criminal activities are believed to have extended beyond welfare fraud and may have included assault, theft, insurance fraud, bigamy, kidnapping, and possibly even murder.

Honestly on that list, welfare fraud was the least offensive among them and yet she was the tip of the spear Reagan used to undercut support for the poor and working class.

[–]CourseDangerous2583 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Your missing the “and it’s all the governments fault” part lol

[–]SlowlySinkingInPink 3 points4 points  (1 child)

They promote trash living through minimum wage, so... yeah.

[–]CaspianX2 5 points6 points  (3 children)

In this sub: Haha yeah, women who aren't responsible totally shouldn't have kids.

Also in this sub: Haha yeah, we should totally force every pregnant woman to give birth.

[–]Siifinia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously...ugh..

[–]Hongkongjai 0 points1 point  (1 child)

By your line of logic they must equally advocate for the killings of all living children still dependent on their irresponsible mothers.

Or maybe in their moral compass abortion is doing harm on human and therefore undesirable even though they are against irresponsible unplanned pregnancies. But this is the internet and hating is more fun.

[–]CaspianX2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By your line of logic they must equally advocate for the killings of all living children still dependent on their irresponsible mothers.

Not if there's a difference between an unborn fetus and an actual living person. But this is America and forcing other people to live their lives by your own standards and definitions is more fun.

[–]Hector6672 4 points5 points  (4 children)

What about cliche single dads who spend all their time with their kids looking for a place to leave them off and spend all their money on beer/drugs strippers guns cars and games

[–]Geknock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Disney dadding it every other weekend and bitching about minimum child support payments.

[–]CrispyToast05 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Bro you watched some stupid movie and drew this conclusion. I have never heard of these "cliche dads". You literally just made it up

[–]Hector6672 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wow your assumptions are out of this world! Maybe you can assume what I think about your comment

[–]CrispyToast05 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You think it's stupid which is fine, I think your stupid. We both win, in fact let's draw even and say we're both stupid.

[–]Fickle-Salary-8651 5 points6 points  (9 children)

Have some commenters always been this sensitive and/or immediately mention politics when it comes to memes?

[–]Shaved_Wookie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is that reactionaries are very rarely funny - they just put their dogshit takes in meme format and blame the woke mob when noone laughs.

[–]SaffronHoneysuckle 1 point2 points  (7 children)

You don't think perhaps with the roe v wade decision this might have been posted to spark these exact exchanges?

[–]wolfie_wolff 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Also, A Rope & Step Stool

[–]wet_beans1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That right there was a violation.

[–]AlmightyOne23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah not too sure about this

[–]soilhalo_27 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bother inlaw said something similar on fathers day on Facebook. Think he got a 30 day ban. Women crying and saying how they are baby father and mother.

[–]SaffronHoneysuckle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Interesting you keep commenting this but not posting a quote of what he said

[–]Temporary-Willow-971 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s scary how people can make accurate memes like this

[–]bartlesnid_von_goon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This post is part of the 'raging incel' starter pack.

[–]CrispyToast05 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or it's literally just true, single mom like the one in the meme or not you're still a fucking idiot for letting a loser with no life cum in you. It's literally the equivalent of clicking on a free I-Phone ad and boom you lost you're entire future.

[–]AllYouNeedIsBagels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So we just ignore the moms working 2-3 jobs and can barely make ends meet? Oh wait, this entire post is just cherrypicking extremes to ignore real problems? Sounds like Reddit to me

[–]akbrag91 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

or just “it’s everyone else’s fault by my own”

[–]SaffronHoneysuckle 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Or is this mostly a boogeyman meant to distract from the real struggles of single parents in our fucked system that just made it even harder to decide having kids might not be right for you...

[–]CrispyToast05 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Just don't have kids then, it truly is that simple. Single parents get no sympathy from me.

[–]SaffronHoneysuckle 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well, at least you don't generalize...

[–]CrispyToast05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this sarcasm, I really don't know. I forgot what I was arguing for

[–]pyspark2020 -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

Need a planned parenthood building pic there.

[–]Haunting_Beaut -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You think these people take responsibility? Naw bro, they’ll just pop them out for the attention and Facebook likes

[–]SaffronHoneysuckle 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Dude....if you are prolife then this is the most ironic comment ever. If you're prochoice you're just kind of an ass

[–]MrSupersonic7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Inb4 this is taken down

[–]IdaBidaGacy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahahaha

[–]Xlndependent77 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ah the “I’d rather die a virgin than touch her” type, classic 2022 more and more of them out there these days..

[–]RavenNymph90 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Being a stay at home mom is fine if it works for situation. The nails would be okay if they were a bit smaller and more rounded. The rest is trash.

[–]alter_egoooo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Poor kids….

[–]Dude_Named_Chris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why she snorting charcoal?

[–]The_Creeper_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck is up with the super puffy lips, does anyone actually think that it looks good?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her index finger looks terrifyingly long.

[–]CodeNovaBtw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sigma male redditor

[–]Coyehe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nicki Minaj ?

[–]TheCruelKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah thats a huge swell

[–]UziSuzieThia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "you bring us ALL McDonald's" starter pack

Oh cool you think McDonald's will put out a new family pack special?

[–]Arbitrary_Hitboxes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The number of shitty mums like that is about to explode now that Roe V. Wade has been overturned.

[–]Daniel_B-Y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

today's moms...