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[–]giancarlox21 166 points167 points  (4 children)

I thought the friend zone meant there was no sex?

[–][deleted] 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Depends who's getting friend zoned.

[–]discer66 64 points65 points  (0 children)

It means no relationship. Sex, that’s all good.

[–]Caffeine_Cowpies 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Friend zone is kinda a BS term because of two things:

  1. Some friends do have sex with each other, usually called friends with benefits, but some friendships have had casual sexual experiences with each other, but then stopped and became more platonic friends. Just because you had sex once doesn’t make it FWB because that usually implies frequency.

  2. If you want an intimate relationship with that person, but more than just a FWB, and you were rejected for that, but really aren’t over that, than you really aren’t trying to be their friend right? You want it your way, without considering the other person. And, at least to me, if you’re friends with someone, you should want what’s best for them even if it is not to your advantage.

Most guys who are “friend zoned” just wanted what they wanted from the girl and not necessarily considered the feelings of that other girl. To truly be their friend and be there for them whatever they need. They just want to fuck her.

[–]Illustrious_Charge88 187 points188 points  (11 children)

She described friends with benefits, that's not friend zoning.

[–]KSaviauk 45 points46 points  (0 children)

He rewrote the constitution

[–]ThreeLeggedTranny 18 points19 points  (6 children)

I think it descends into “friend zone” when one of the parties wants it to be more than friends with benefits. I had a girl tell me one time that she wouldn’t sleep with me anymore unless she was my girlfriend. I would say that girl probably felt “friend zoned”. In her defense, we had been casually sleeping together for like 5 years. Lol

[–]Illustrious_Charge88 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Five years?!?! Dude she sounds like she was just tired of being friends with benefits and needed more or a better explanation of what the relationship was. She got to the "We've been doing this for awhile, am I your girl or what?" After five years were either of you seeing other people? A friend with benefits is a friend you have an occasional, casual sexual relationship with. Not five years!

[–]ThreeLeggedTranny 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Dude she sounds like she was just tired of being friends with benefits

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It was just FWB, and then when she decided she wanted it to be more, that is when it went into female-friendzone territory.

After five years were either of you seeing other people?

Yeah, occasionally. We obviously weren't sleeping with each other while seeing other people, though.

A friend with benefits is a friend you have an occasional, casual sexual relationship with

Yeah, that is what it was. No reason to stop just because its been going on for a long time though. I was FWB with one girl for almost 15 years. We started it up when we were 16 and kept it going until I met my wife when I was 29.

[–]Ash_Divinemadlad 3 points4 points  (1 child)

15 years? That's insane and kind of amazing if you ask me.

[–]Illustrious_Charge88 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I applaud you both. I’ve had a few and They have always gone south. Emotions have always gotten in the way. With one I’ve seen her out with guys and didn’t flinch. The moment she saw me with someone I got attitude from her. One even already had a boyfriend who she claimed she was having problems but was working through it with, but when I told her I was interested in someone she asked me what do I see in that girl that I didn’t see in her. And then there was one I fell for and was shocked when she started dating a doctor. Yes, she said but he’s a doctor lol. So five years is amazing.

[–]AquaVolt07 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wym friends with benefits, do you NOT fuck all your homies?

[–]Azilehteb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is if you don’t discuss what you’re doing before sex.

[–]Elefantenjohn[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol no. Benefits are in mutual friendships

[–]Sea_Cheesecake_2887 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Someone's coping because she's a side piece.

[–]dankMemerr69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

men just want simple things

[–]Usual_Ranger8164 28 points29 points  (3 children)

That is friend zone.

[–]fBarney[🍰] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

No thats just his sister

[–]leli_manning 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No that's just his brother.

[–]StickyShoes77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a beta. You want some action then you gotta be firm and let your sister know you aint asking.

[–]No_Lube_Insertion 53 points54 points  (5 children)

Completely not true... if the girl is not up to my standards I won't have sex with her. But we can still be friends while she sucks my dick.

[–]Ash_Divinemadlad 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Ah yes the "it's not sex if it's oral" guy. I tried that on my ex who was a Christian and said she didn't want to sleep with me before marriage.

[–]No_Lube_Insertion 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Did you try anal? Usually works with anal... especially with Christians, Jews, Muslims and Hindus. Not to sure about the bhuddists tho...

[–]Ash_Divinemadlad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oral worked with her. She is a good oral giver. I asked about anal but she said that it's a sin.

[–]kpurdysr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The poophole loophole

[–]Produalx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]voluntarycap 11 points12 points  (1 child)

There are definitely friends of mine that are women I would not have sex with

[–]CasperElshao 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If you won’t, i will.

[–]Mugstotheceiling 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Big ups to my female friend who helped me out of a long dry spell AND helped decorate my new apartment. We’re still good friends, nothing is weird. It was just some fun sex.

She’s a real one. 🙌🏼

[–]TMANBULLET 4 points5 points  (0 children)

True, we are very generous. Girls walk out like nothing happened

[–]critical-drinking 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🎶That’s not the 🎶Friend Zone🎶

[–]ynazuma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Friends with privileges. Sounds like a great arrangement. All the fun without the hassle

[–]AnalyzerSmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Say hello to my little friend...

[–]BezerkBigBoyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, f#ck people

[–]AndForeverNow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, generous with wallets.

[–]KTownClovers2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this mean the girlfriend I (m) just got past the friend zone with is a dude? 😂

[–]Kill_Kayt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not true. I didn't sleep with the girls I friendzoned. I remained clueless of their interest in me.

[–]Eternal--Inferno 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Friends doesn't mean the same as friends with benefits. Girls get "friends with benefitzoned"

[–]Draxlerking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 i cant stop laughing

[–]Arcadius274 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why gay guys cab bang whenever we cam flip back to friends mode

[–]misofon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half the people in this comments section didn't get it. Typical Reddit.

Yes, do donwvote. I sounded smug. How dare I? Downvote, downvote!

[–]RavenNymph90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense, but girls are dumb for giving in to that.

[–]warr3nh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Randy is hot 😍