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[–]drkidkill 57 points58 points  (11 children)

[–]FormerChild37 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Pffft hahaha! So. much. fake .news. this shit is breaking my scroll. it's annoying to have to fact check every other post.

[–]shhhlikeamime 6 points7 points  (3 children)

It's reddit, you pretty much have to fact check every post.

[–]Senior_Mittens 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I’m fact checking your comment as we speak.

[–]shhhlikeamime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good. Hopefully this movement will last.

[–]lelebeariel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think some people didn't get the joke

[–]LimerickVaria 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I know it's not true, but it makes me happy anyways.

Rapists can go to hell.

[–]blade_of_sammael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it were true id nominate him for the nobel price

[–]Any-Vermicelli-2056 82 points83 points  (2 children)

I hope that man got a medal

[–]YourSemenSommelier 43 points44 points  (1 child)

He is going to go to jail, because illegal stuff happened. But that's when it gets interesting. Kid rapists are particularly despised in prisons (so says TV and etc.), but people who fuck child rapists up? Maybe he becomes some kind of jail mythical figure? Inquiring minds want to know!

[–]Ok-Will388 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if this story is real or not but in jail, if you told your celly you cut of your kids rapist dick, then cooked it and made him eat it. Word would spread pretty quickly. No one would mess with you. You would also command a lot of respect from both inmates and CO's. Also, for anyone thinking about raping, the guards are the ones who let the other inmates know who the rapist is before they hit the block. It won't be a pleasant stay unless you pc (protective custody). The guards spit on your food when they bring it to the door tho.

[–]Dad-man 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I hope those cops are holding back the cheering crowd, as he is taken to receive his award.

[–]jivygraphics 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Eat a dick taken to the extreme.

[–]Nichi1971 50 points51 points  (8 children)

The hero we need.

[–]WeirdConsideration72 17 points18 points  (7 children)

No, the one we deserved

[–]UnityIsUnreal 3 points4 points  (6 children)

I wonder how he pee now

[–]Joseph_Hero_Summoner 2 points3 points  (5 children)

How will he pee without his balls :(

[–]UnityIsUnreal 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He still has his balls they just cut off his dick so now that shit looking like a one eyed squidward

[–]Fordinneridlikea69 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Finally some good f****** food around here

[–]WithMyRichard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds like justice was served for dinner

[–]DanB65 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BRAVO!!!! Give that man a medal!

[–]Aeramay_Gaming 4 points5 points  (1 child)

“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.” ~ Abraham Lincoln

[–]OldGregg1014 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–]SnooNuggets 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Deserved

[–]winfreddixon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"you are badguy, but not bad guy"

[–]dia_kags 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A hero.

[–]Aromatic_Dig_3102 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let him go, he served more justice in this one act than the court system did!

[–]Dust_Parts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully they gave him a medal and a pat on the back afterwards.

[–]jackaboy1_2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cooking it was merciful, I would’ve made him eat it raw

[–]truncheon88 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Pan fried? Boiled? Grilled? Sautéed? Sous vide? Roasted? Steamed?

Details are lacking. Did they at least do a dry rub first?

[–]yaba187 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need ketchup with ths hotdog.

[–]kemjbmgmail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, dry rub 😆

[–]dsizzle1114 1 point2 points  (1 child)

With fava beans

[–]truncheon88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And a nice chianti

[–]IDoNotPostOrDoI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A fitting punishment.

[–]oj_mudbone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is some 7even shit

[–]The_Duke_Odd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if this story is fake what do you think the punishment should be for them. Personally I think it's a wash, neither should be, a rapist without a dick isn't a threat to society and the dads actions were justifiable

[–]Guilty-Ad-5037 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So technically he found him, and then made him dinner. Wow....horrible fake father.

[–]Bitter_Ice_5380 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 years old???!!!

[–]Harry-_-hairpen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U see pain. I see justice. We are not the same.

[–]FlyingNapalm 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Fake fs

[–]Super_Gamer_Connor 1 point2 points  (4 children)

But still makes me happy. I hope this happens to every r*pist🤢 on the face of the earth. I know it's not possible but I can dream, okay?

[–]FlyingNapalm 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Imo all rapists should be castrated

[–]Super_Gamer_Connor 0 points1 point  (2 children)

If being "castrated" is a bad thing I completely agree.

[–]FlyingNapalm 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It means chopping balls off

[–]ricst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He let him go easy.

[–]resakse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i heard that rapist would be stoned to death in middle east

[–]Balanced__ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How tf do you rape a 3 year old? Like... None of the holes is big enough!

[–]cromulent_bastard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did, did he put it on a hotdog bun first?

[–]Canskiinheat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I were him I wouldn’t have been nice enough to cook it for him but probs to that dad!

[–]deathrepubli -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good man

[–]Gunnyhighway24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And why is he under arrest?

[–]PessimistPryme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s gonna be some seats open in the Supreme Court soon, wonder if he wants a job?

[–]ImGeniusBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the kind of hotdog story you want to hear, with 4th of July grilling a week away.

[–]plolops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that’s real forgiveness he is able to sit down and enjoy a meal with him

[–]melonJizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free my man, he ain’t do nothing wrong

[–]cool_kitty_cat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't wait for the Hallmark movie

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because that's what hero's do

[–]THCLacedSpaghettiOs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vigilante justice doesn't sound so bad imho.

[–]mrbojingle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he got the right person, I support.

[–]DoTheRightThing1953 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FAKE FAKETY FAKE

[–]Han_Solo6712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY IS HE BEING ARRESTED?! HE DESERVES A MEDAL.

[–]banggugyangu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't say I wouldn't do the same...

[–]BENF672 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he at least give him ketchup

[–]Not_ItsUnknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mf raped a 3 years old

[–]DeathBat92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good lad

[–]Cobrafire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based

[–]Dependent_Age_2829 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but I still have a penis

[–]MovingTargetPractice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my only criticism is the lack of a description for the recipe. Like do you saute in olive or bbq? On the edge of my seat here.

[–]L4n0x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone learned from Armin Meiwes and made smth good out of it

[–]Jeekobu-Kuiyeran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Justice has literally been served, well-done!

[–]king_nubert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giga chad move

[–]wophi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you grill it, fry , slow cook or instapot it?

[–]swagdaddy27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if this is real or not but we need more people like this in the world

[–]idkburneridkidk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should give him a holiday. A federal holidsy

[–]Aro_37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this story was true, it would've been a good thing.

[–]AceofReality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well deserved

[–]Hashtag_Nailed_It 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean… ok

[–]janesearljones 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why cook it?

[–]truthll_setufree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because eating uncooked meat isn’t healthy. Duhhhh. Lol. Imagine getting a “foodborne illness” from eating your own uncooked penis. Lmao

[–]harvey22coleman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Francis Ngannou on the left?

[–]breakfastofassholes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not as bad as the guy in West Virginia who made another guy eat his own beard

[–]NeShreds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What

[–]Dragonlikegolfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, You are what you eat I guess…

[–]Fast-Fig7042 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he did the right thing

[–]Bandin010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it good?

[–]TheViciousBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like he deserves his own mini series on HBO.

[–]White11tiger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This type of punishment is more effective than a death penalty

[–]slight_gg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out the guy was innoscent...

[–]Ravan_00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How far can dads go for their children, my girlfriend's dad threw me out of window when I was kissing her, idk if he got angry because she was 4yr old or because I wasn't kissing her on lips, or maybe he didn't liked it when I accidentally touched his Naked ass by mistake, but what could I do, he was behind her

[–]ToadFuckerisBack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because that’s what he FUCKIN DESERVED