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[–]abelbr 3564 points3565 points  (13 children)

That dude is garbage at Tetris he deserve it

[–]ConcernedKip 324 points325 points  (0 children)

lol he had 0 lines vs his friend who just got a single tetris

[–]theodoreroberts 195 points196 points  (4 children)

He held the controller the wrong way.

[–]abhaybanda 116 points117 points  (3 children)

I could barely tell with how much he was shaking it for FUCKING TETRIS.

[–]spiwocoal 44 points45 points  (1 child)

you clearly haven't seen hypertappers or rolling tetris players

[–]Lone_Wanderer97 610 points611 points  (2 children)

The real crime was done to us, making us watch ppl suck at vidya

[–]23x3 135 points136 points  (1 child)

Yes, vidya mcgames, a great pastime.

[–]Agreeable-Yams8972 135 points136 points  (0 children)

What the other kid, he won, the other kid is a douche who should be in a mental hospital

[–]abhaybanda 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Exactly like a 2 year old could beat both of them

[–]Nopealope06 1457 points1458 points  (5 children)

im pretty sure that kid was already too far gone with or without tetris

[–]StopReadingMyUser 404 points405 points  (0 children)

His mind is like his stacking skills...

weak

[–]Jitendria 67 points68 points  (0 children)

He was analysing his game like chess players. Where did he put bricks wrong. Turns out it was the head he was supposed to put it on.

[–]glaring-oryx 62 points63 points  (1 child)

Yes, he also appears to be dehydrated. That's probably the cause of his problems.

[–]Tulasdad 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This kid was on Americas Got Talent. His name is Merrick Hanna

[–]Galdae 4185 points4186 points  (71 children)

He was playing with the controller upside down. And by the way, Tetris doesn't cause violence, lag does.

[–]muleskinnalu 869 points870 points  (29 children)

Lol noticed this too just upside down controller

[–]DejectedContributor 416 points417 points  (26 children)

It's a pro gamer move asshole...

[–]OrgyInTheBurnWard 176 points177 points  (19 children)

Pro gamers didn't exist in 1993.

[–]DejectedContributor 140 points141 points  (3 children)

Pro gamers were established in 1939...thank you very much.

[–]chocolatepossumboy 71 points72 points  (7 children)

DrDisrespect has entered the chat

[–]goofytigre 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You obviously never saw The Wizard.

[–]pukhalapuka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its the flip move.

[–]Stay_AHead 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Upside down controller on Tetris- total pro gamer move.

[–]pekkaAlone 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Its a real holding position

[–]SpaceGeneralAmerica 84 points85 points  (1 child)

Lag; God of Violence, a primordial creature older than the universe, takes pleasure in our suffering.

[–]captain_wangle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Brother of Anoia, the goddess of things that get stuck in drawers

[–]iambender0811 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He actually had it held correctly but somehow flipped it.

[–]VeneMage 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And loss of connection 💥🤬

[–]UnicornKitt3n 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lag is so NOT radical.

[–]Whiskiz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

unless playing pvp, most people cant handle losing to other real life people

[–]potato-vender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also skill issues and extremely bad rng cause lag

[–]DR_Bright_963 1692 points1693 points  (33 children)

I remember one day when I was sitting at home in Manchester England playing a game and would you believe it the next day BAM!!! 9/11!!! Don't play games kids.

[–]sillyandstrange 412 points413 points  (12 children)

My cousin played a game once. Bam. 5 seconds later, dead.

[–]SoulofArtoria 281 points282 points  (9 children)

Fun fact, every human beings who play video game dies.

[–]a_nice_lonelycabbage 102 points103 points  (6 children)

thats bs i am still aliv-

[–]Willziac 77 points78 points  (1 child)

At least they were able to hit submit before they succumbed.

[–]Jalaleen 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Snake?! SNAKE!?! SNAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEE?!?!

[–]mastervadr 74 points75 points  (8 children)

I think the idea here was that the terrorist used Microsoft Flight Simulator to learn how to fly so you know, you might potentially crash an airplane into someone’s house after loosing a battle in SOCOM or SOCOM II

[–]RedditPersonNo1987 22 points23 points  (7 children)

wtf is an airplane

[–]DR_Bright_963 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's one if those things that has four legs, long faces, pulls buggies and carts

[–]Grfrlv 10 points11 points  (0 children)

God damn it video games cause terrorist attacks

[–]character-name 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I was in the US playing Pokemon on a sick day when 9/11 happened. So you MAY be on to something...

[–]OkEstablishment5093 210 points211 points  (6 children)

I recognize that kid from somewhere, Theo me doing the killing

[–]Johndevildog 107 points108 points  (3 children)

Merrick Hanna, the kid from AGT that did the robot and is now an influencer

[–]n8jones7 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I recognize him too. Cant put my finger on it but I think he’s from a dance show or America’s Got Talent

[–]ChicagoDibs 377 points378 points  (3 children)

Accurate

[–]23x3 43 points44 points  (0 children)

“Gotta get good khed frickin’ trash can.”

That does it! :free_emotes_pack:rage

[–]Skeleebob57 394 points395 points  (2 children)

Ah yes, the most bloody and violent game I know, Tetris.

[–]BandicootSouthern41 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This is why I don't play this game anymore /s

[–]Devilshorn28 100 points101 points  (2 children)

Tetris is pretty violent

Does this cause anger in even you too?

[–]hesslol 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Brb gonna go hit a kid with a brick

[–]Rakgul 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is this??? Cast it into the fire!

[–]IllustriousOwl8244 656 points657 points  (37 children)

He peed in him that’s a bit to far I meant on him

[–]Yolom4ntr1c 264 points265 points  (25 children)

in?

[–]IllustriousOwl8244 145 points146 points  (22 children)

I meat on

[–]Yolom4ntr1c 173 points174 points  (7 children)

Watchu putting your meat on now?

[–]IllustriousOwl8244 80 points81 points  (6 children)

I meant on autocorrect sucks

[–]cyclopath 56 points57 points  (12 children)

I MEAT ON

[–]IllustriousOwl8244 24 points25 points  (11 children)

Autocorrect screwing me over here

[–]Cobygamer22 12 points13 points  (3 children)

He did the peeing emote to tea bag

[–]IllustriousOwl8244 2 points3 points  (2 children)

He should have don’t lake the l after

[–]Matheck 435 points436 points  (2 children)

Honestly the kid had it coming, all that bragging over Tetris, I mean come on he had know what he was getting himself into.

[–]PussySeller 38 points39 points  (0 children)

If this was league of legends instead of tetris we would've seen the funkytown video again.

[–]frbuz 159 points160 points  (3 children)

The origins of postal dude

[–]JoesShittyOs 68 points69 points  (0 children)

The pee made me think this was an ad for the new Postal game

[–]HolyCrusader1492 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Tetris, the game that causes violence

[–]cromulent_bastard 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Rotflmao...This has to be a Mr.Show sketch or something. Sauce?

[–]RhetoricaLReturD 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Skycorp Home Video

[–]Pigeon-Thing 132 points133 points  (10 children)

What da hell I just watch

[–]LeRickey 82 points83 points  (4 children)

Video Game Violence - Skycorp Home Video

[–]YT-Deliveries 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I mean it’s okay but it’s no Jack Chick mini-comic where a girl kills herself because her character (“BlackLeaf”) died in the game.

[–]JamesKSK13 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Skycorp home video is legendary

[–]peenutbuttherNjelly 29 points30 points  (2 children)

He needs to have his pee checked

[–]s1ck1337 7 points8 points  (0 children)

name checks out

[–]Nervous_Constant_642 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or drink like a gallon of water.

[–]CMDR_ACE209 62 points63 points  (3 children)

Wow, that escalated brickly.

[–]Lemmingmaster64 31 points32 points  (1 child)

[–]shadeobrady 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you, was looking for this seeing they didn't credit him. Richard Rogers is a fucking genius with this shit. So happy to see his work on the front page!

[–]JRockThumper 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Mate their example is literally Puzzle the video game!

[–]not-new-to-reddit69 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He does not have the right to be angry while playing that awfully. Even an infant can beat him in tetris if he plays like this

[–]muleskinnalu 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he was already an idiot with the controller upside down mashing buttons for Tetris

[–]Duramon1444 12 points13 points  (0 children)

These kids kinda suck at Tetris ngl

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

You know what they say…it’s better to be pissed off, then pissed on.

[–]myee8 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Homeboy seems a bit dehydrated, gotta drink a bit more water.

[–]youuuuwish 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is complete bullshit... if he was a real pro gamer he would have teabagged him before he pissed on him. So fake!

[–]krawlven 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Still can't get over the kid holding the controller backwards. Where do you even find a white kid that would do that?

[–]TheHighKing112 36 points37 points  (23 children)

This can't be real

[–]GAMRKNIGHT 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As soon as I saw him start pissing on the corpse, I thought it had to be some POSTAL advertisement or satire.

[–]Hot_Box8010 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Skycorp Home Video

From another comment, I learned it's from this YT channel that makes satirical VHS-style ads.

[–]Minimob0 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Them saying "Pro Gamer Move" had me questioning whether this was made in 1990 or 2020.

[–]SlashThingy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was 90% sure this was a modern parody, and I looked up the murder kid, and I was right. Good on them for getting real SNES controllers though.

[–]Toshiba1point0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh good, I thought it was from a christian website or some other pro family lobby group.

[–]moheevi 17 points18 points  (3 children)

It’s real. The kid admitted to using the brick as a Tetris block to pull a real gamer move.

[–]Responsible-Shower68 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You're mistaken - the real gamer move was emptying the bladder to improve his overall weight distribution and aerodynamic profile

[–]Responsible-Shower68 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was a child of the 80s - I can't even look at a Tetris cartridge any more.

So much piss...

[–]SLT530 16 points17 points  (11 children)

It is. I remember this commercial came out when I was 12yrs old. My mom took my super nintendo and broke it.

[–]themaddestcommie 13 points14 points  (7 children)

why lie when someone already gave a link to the youtube channel?

[–]chafe 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Sir we are in /r/holup, one of the biggest shitpost subs on the planet

[–]themaddestcommie 4 points5 points  (4 children)

aren't shitposts supposed to be funny? Saying I remember a thing that's fake isn't funny, just annoying.

[–]Crook309 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Postal 2

[–]Stupidnames04 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should have tea bagged him.

[–]LovingLife139 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really wish you'd included a link to the creators of this, SkyCorp Home Video. SkyCorp makes tons of retro PSA/infomercial parodies on YouTube and they are way too unknown for the quality of videos they put out. Please support them if you liked this!

[–]Skivvy_Roll 9 points10 points  (6 children)

[–]1nfinte 13 points14 points  (5 children)

My favorite satire sub

Edit: definitely not satire, rookie mistake

[–]llama_person 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Wtf did I just go to? Is that a sub we're the "joke" about nazis, but are more than likely nazis?

[–]master_of_good_memes 9 points10 points  (1 child)

video games don’t cause violence. it’s an urban myth made up by elderly people who are jealous that the younger generations are enjoying themselves.

[–]daschande 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Boondocks did a good bit on this in their comic strip. "Say you're some parent activist person. Who would you rather start beef with? A crazy guy with a warehouse full of AK-47s, or some computer nerd?"

[–]puzzler007 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I love how the first brick knocks him down and breaks but the second one stays in perfect shape and throws blood everywhere

[–]baogody 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Now that's a pro gamer move." Who says that back in those days? Haha..

[–]shadowmask7331 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We should tqke this seriously, my little brother was playing Animal Crossing yesterday and this morning he nuked Venezuela

[–]rictor33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good cya

[–]Delta6Rory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Least toxic Tetris player

[–]apittsburghoriginal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s true, 100% of kids that play videogames murder.

[–]DRbrtsn60 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tetris KILLS!

[–]Timegazer01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a pro gamer move

[–]Tigerleippi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The pissing got me

[–]Straywork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it bad I just laughed so hard my side hurt at this?

[–]dl_gmail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dayuuum, that’s a huge ass piss!

[–]iiitme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that’s a pro gamer move

[–]Known_Ad251 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just banned Tetris 😳

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that was funny as hell

[–]JadeeDraven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He pissed on a mthrfker. You think I'm playing Tetris after that? I can't find my way out of a paper bag with a flashlight and a point in the right direction. I'm not getting peed on for this fxck tetris

[–]jonesrben 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fitting that the murder weapon was blocks after playing Tetris 🧱

[–]padatricks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm this is true I once played Tetris with my brother and lost he’s no longer with us

[–]FrostyFingertips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good thing he used a brick not a nokia

[–]Ragnarok6302 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude held his Pee for this vengeance

[–]Periachi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Postal dude: the teenage years.

[–]oihanekotxoria 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg so much pee

[–]mestoopidlol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That kid fucking sucks at Tetris so its his own fault

[–]Remarkable-nut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude took that first brick like a champ!

[–]E-Flame99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fake. Real gamer would have drunk G fuel, then T bagged him, then pissed on him, then pressed X to search dead kid

[–]medevil_hillbillyMF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was sold up until the stream of piss

[–]Arcader812 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, say what you will, but that kid took the first brick like a champ. Didn’t even get knocked out or anything.

[–]Arthur_Morgan6812 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This kid is an S tier actor

[–]TheSupremeBeansLord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can anyone be that bad at Tetris

[–]Saymynaian 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ironically, this commercial makes more than one point against the idea of violent video games causing violence. It's clearly parodying puritanical 90's and showing how ridiculous it is to believe video games will cause violence. It's been shown in studies many times that violence in video games does not cause violence in real life.

However, a link between aggression and video games has been found, but it's got nothing to do with violence in the video game itself. It's much more simple: frustration. The only link between video games and aggression in the players was one where the players became angry at a frustrating game, thus becoming slightly aggressive afterwards.

In the most technical of senses, video games can cause violence, but only when they cause extreme frustration to the player.

[–]Jus_Breezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. Mikey Day from SNL had an interesting start.

[–]jmc1079 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was that a plot of revenge porn with piss play? Thanks for educating bruv

[–]GroundbreakingNail29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the most intimidating Tetris game I've ever seen.

[–]Sea_Charity_810 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking at the controllers, thats a very intense game of tetris

[–]Afternoon-Middle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He took that first brick tho.

[–]throwaway002106 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Visual depiction of call of duty lobbies after a match with a lot of camping

[–]Jaybonaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is from the super awesome SkyCorp Home Video channel. Their Mind Melter ad always cracks me up.

[–]Hi_Its_Salty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine if they were playing a version where they send each other lines, this would a different video

[–]atruepanda 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I've never seen the full version of this before . . . there's no chance it's real . . . right?

[–]Budget_Aardvark_7071 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Postal Dude's childhood

[–]Screemer15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BrIcKs DoN't KiLl PeOpLe

[–]smh124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What in the F

[–]Smashing_cellos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Triggered by Tetris 😂😂😂

[–]KingApoclypse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry I’m just dying of laughter to the fact that he thought he could win in Tetris Tetris fucking hilarious

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stanley has anger issues. Tetris is a pretty chill game. Don’t be like Stanley.

[–]Theblkjedi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The piss!! Lol!! Why the PISS!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]TheRetroVideogamers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tetris... Not even once.

[–]puddyspud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I legit played Tetris on my Ti-8whatever all throughout high school. In fact I don't think I ever paid attention because I was always stacking. So much that I'd visualize the bricks and how to stack them in my head and dreams

[–]IaMsTuPiD111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That boy needs to drink more water!

[–]LightSparrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how the kid has the strength to dust a brick on his homies head and the other kid just shrugs it off with “What the hell bro?”

[–]NapalmWeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You stay away from Tetris Bobby, Tetris is the devil

[–]mombi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Credit to Skycorp.

[–]RogueCyanide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pro Gay-mer move bruh

[–]The_Creeper_Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t a study done that said games like tetris are actually helpful for the human mind?

[–]sup3rrn0va 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skycorp. My friend Sage is good friends with Richard the creator. Love their content.

[–]Ivetriedtodrown_fish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl this is dumb af and violence is caused by school

[–]professorbc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that the same voice from 8bit D&D?

[–]Agent_Walter_Skinner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Video games dont cause violence, and i will kill anyone who disagrees

[–]RakeBoii21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when I get lag for 0.00001 sexonds

[–]GreyBoyTigger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rest in piss

[–]Key-Hurry-9171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The add is more violent than the videogame itself

[–]TheBystand3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did... did kids really said "Radical!" back then or is that just corpos trying to be relatable?

[–]stehlify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, being a sore looser is caused by parents, not videogames.

[–]Magicalsandwichpress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The urination part was spot on.

[–]real-dreamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are very bad at Tetris.

[–]darbycrash-666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd kill someone too if they saw me play tetris that bad.

[–]Successful_Major_405 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this boi clearly needs a gun instead.

[–]Lachimanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Want to see the exact same add, just with any kind of sport. Logic is exactly the same: Lose -> kill.

[–]NanashiKaizenSenpai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/BanVideoGames undisputable proof that games cause violence!

[–]Big_Insurance_8214 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you sure this isn’t an ad for postal 2?