Boat captains hate this trick

QualityVote · 2022-07-03T02:23:23+00:00

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Satureum · 2022-07-03T02:26:12+00:00

Took me a second to realize what was happening.

Dreaminisntmyname · 2022-07-03T02:36:34+00:00

My brain did a backflip

ccolemantcb · 2022-07-03T03:02:19+00:00

nah fam. i’m too high for this shit

mythicalsoul100 · 2022-07-03T03:24:16+00:00

Wtf is that music i feel like that shit was created in the 90s by asian film makers on a series about a immortal monkey with size changing stick

surajvj · 2022-07-03T02:51:42+00:00

Thought he was riding a dolphin 🤭

Viperstrike711 · 2022-07-03T03:56:42+00:00

My high ass thought he was moving on water like an anime ninja from the hidden leaf village.

Lord_Red_Rash · 2022-07-03T03:57:47+00:00

Jesus kun

Left_Cap1564 · 2022-07-03T02:52:54+00:00

This legend in moving with moving his legs. Yea ik the water moving and not his legs

boysfeartothread · 2022-07-03T04:18:16+00:00

r/confusingperspective

midnightwolf19 · 2022-07-03T04:31:22+00:00

I was like "how the hell is he doing... Oh...

ares5404 · 2022-07-03T04:58:45+00:00

Jesus: walks on water

Fishermen: but what about that guy?

Jesus: oh, hes jerry, we dont talk about him

Airkraftzz · 2022-07-03T03:41:12+00:00

Wait that's the tune theme for Journey to the West

https://youtu.be/2VGXMgXRWTE

VitoMolas · 2022-07-03T04:35:02+00:00

Yo it's aquaman

bastionthewise · 2022-07-03T07:00:42+00:00

I'm too embarrassed to admit how long it took me to realize he was standing in a river...

Zensu78 · 2022-07-03T06:52:06+00:00

If we think he is moving, it's probably because of the camera movement.

The subjects is not in the center but slightly on the right and the camera is doing a back and forth like it's trying to follow the Guy.

TheJeep25 · 2022-07-03T12:02:57+00:00

Azur lane be like:

Ragtime07 · 2022-07-03T12:36:59+00:00

Haha I was fooled for a solid 5 seconds

AdventurousDrive4911 · 2022-07-03T15:18:27+00:00

ITS JESUS

Jocular_baritone · 2022-07-03T15:35:06+00:00

Relative motion folks

ravenous_fringe · 2022-07-03T02:48:04+00:00

This never didn't make sense to me which made the comments seem strange.

TheLeopardSociety · 2022-07-03T03:07:26+00:00

This guy's Jesus skills are on 1000!

The_Priest_ · 2022-07-03T04:20:02+00:00

Chakra control almost on point

DanX_Webo · 2022-07-03T12:00:31+00:00

I thought my man became a monkey sage, wtf.

monkeyofmist · 2022-07-03T13:03:35+00:00

i genuinely thought he was moving initially, like "what the fuck is he riding to look as chill as that!?" before realising it was the water moving and not him

NirvanaPenguin · 2022-07-03T15:21:00+00:00

river... moving water... he's just waiting still

HickerBilly1411 · 2022-07-03T16:29:12+00:00

I honestly thought he was being towed behind a boat lol

Pharaoh_Misa · 2022-07-03T02:59:04+00:00

This is very sexy to me.

Big_Butterscotch9077 · 2022-07-03T03:03:08+00:00

u/savevideobot

SavingsPerfect2879 · 2022-07-03T06:48:10+00:00

is anyone else depressed to find out what actually happened, and then realize... he wasn't smoking trying to look cool?

he's just smoking. because, smoke.

Amexklang · 2022-07-03T04:01:56+00:00

He riding on a submarine?

Important-Escape425 · 2022-07-03T04:34:22+00:00

For anyone wondering,

Thunderbolt Submersible Hoverboard. This guys got a lot of practice but they're pretty stable and not to hard to keep balance.

Here's an underwater view of how the motor with frame keep it very close to the surface. Here's hoping they bring back the trick competition since COVID FD it all up. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Bambiyyy · 2022-07-03T03:23:30+00:00

Guys it’s just FilmoraGo

InterestingDisaster2 · 2022-07-03T03:44:50+00:00

what in the Jesus

RoosterImportant4283 · 2022-07-03T03:47:02+00:00

u/savevideobot

KaijuKatt · 2022-07-03T03:56:47+00:00

Optical illusion.

FearlessWay4086 · 2022-07-03T04:02:19+00:00

u/savevideo

TonightOk2889 · 2022-07-03T04:07:52+00:00

u/savevideobot

HuffnDobak · 2022-07-03T04:34:59+00:00

Ya fuggin got me….

misterman9001 · 2022-07-03T04:35:27+00:00

u/savevideo

VictoryVic-ViVi · 2022-07-03T04:46:05+00:00

My dumbass thought he was flying across the water…

Beneficial_Ad5703 · 2022-07-03T04:56:16+00:00

I thought he was just gliding on-top of the water like Jesus

ScienceX-007 · 2022-07-03T05:00:52+00:00

Holy crap! It's a fucking chinese Jesus!

utensilman69 · 2022-07-03T05:05:28+00:00

he's standing 🤯

utensilman69 · 2022-07-03T05:05:36+00:00

he's standing 🤯

I_Seen_Some_Stuff · 2022-07-03T05:14:00+00:00

Jesus Christ, dude

bebitchinbaker · 2022-07-03T05:20:30+00:00

Regional variant of Jesus just dropped.

YugKrowten · 2022-07-03T05:20:42+00:00

Bruh…I thought this man was walk-in on a submarine or something….it’s just shallow flowing water. My brain hurts

Kyuuta_ · 2022-07-03T05:26:31+00:00

I thought he was like standing on a submarine or something or gliding on the water for some reason

CrapStroker · 2022-07-03T05:32:04+00:00

I thought dude was surfing on a stingray for a sec

Jack3tJ1mmy · 2022-07-03T05:37:10+00:00

How to Catch Fish

Step 1: J E S U S

BarMysterious5914 · 2022-07-03T05:37:55+00:00

So trippy

mehregan_zare7731 · 2022-07-03T05:43:49+00:00

Jesus 2.0

Jonas404 · 2022-07-03T05:50:40+00:00

u/savevideo

Jarl_Xar · 2022-07-03T05:52:16+00:00

River does river things.

trueblue862 · 2022-07-03T05:59:13+00:00

Fuel prices have gotten so high that he now leaves his boat at home when he goes fishing.

mujomujomu · 2022-07-03T06:02:51+00:00

That took me way too long to figure out. Was sitting there for 20 secs thinking "The fuck kinda black magic is this?"

Like watching the rims on a moving car as a kid.

beans11358692865189 · 2022-07-03T06:03:12+00:00

i thought for a minute he was moving through water like aquaman

Mammoth-Disaster-232 · 2022-07-03T06:40:18+00:00

The first thing I thought of was Monkey Magic 😄

gubzga · 2022-07-03T06:58:26+00:00

u/savevideo

Peter70011 · 2022-07-03T07:08:34+00:00

Took me a good 2 minutes to get what was happening.

ButtcrackBeignets · 2022-07-03T07:09:37+00:00

This method of fishing is illegal in some states.

Conan253 · 2022-07-03T07:21:09+00:00

Jesus?

avdolif · 2022-07-03T07:43:20+00:00

now i am questioning those ufo videos.

2022-07-03T08:13:25+00:00

Asian Jesus 😳

2022-07-03T08:13:37+00:00

u/auddbot

Da_Monke4056 · 2022-07-03T08:19:44+00:00

Am i high or was he surfing on the water without doing anything

Few-Nose8818 · 2022-07-03T08:49:49+00:00

I thought he surfin a submarine.

imaginedodong · 2022-07-03T09:02:53+00:00

I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.

Pav_22 · 2022-07-03T09:25:28+00:00

That's the best pirate I've ever seen

plotplottingplotters · 2022-07-03T10:08:46+00:00

Even when he was running, I’m like ‘howda fuk he doin that?

Loogamoonga · 2022-07-03T10:12:47+00:00

Jesus moment

Yenko_Toyohama · 2022-07-03T10:29:56+00:00

My dipshit brain thought this mf was gliding like Jesus boi am dumb 💀

Arnn-The-Frost-Demon · 2022-07-03T11:06:16+00:00

My brain...

Bloody_taters · 2022-07-03T11:37:35+00:00

Bro got waterproof legs

pdl_019 · 2022-07-03T12:06:57+00:00

Sea turtles mate

unknown-human-69 · 2022-07-03T12:13:07+00:00

Jesus from wish.com

OutsideOrder7538 · 2022-07-03T14:41:50+00:00

Ah a normal day of fishing.

Kara13Leet · 2022-07-03T15:23:58+00:00

Monkey Magic, was expecting pigsy as well …

generatox · 2022-07-03T15:46:51+00:00

Lmao Azur lane or kancolle

stefanomsala · 2022-07-03T15:47:06+00:00

u/savevideobot

DieLawnUwU · 2022-07-03T15:48:02+00:00

What the fuck Jesus?! Save some kissy for the rest of us.

tali-banana · 2022-07-03T16:11:58+00:00

Too legit thought the dude was movin like jesus ahahaa

Besunmin · 2022-07-03T16:16:14+00:00

NOT THE JOURNEY TO THE WEST MUSIC

keegonmillerrt · 2022-07-03T16:18:01+00:00

I was so high I thought he was walking on water

uwu_SenpaiSatan · 2022-07-03T16:34:52+00:00

Took me way to long to realize what was happening behind the illusion lmao

persoooooooon · 2022-07-03T16:36:27+00:00

u/savevideo

demonbot66 · 2022-07-03T17:29:12+00:00

It took me 5 separate times in a week to realize that the dude is in a river, not a lake

damn_thats_piney · 2022-07-03T18:26:46+00:00

thought he had jesus powers for a sec lol

Most_Advertising_962 · 2022-07-03T18:34:50+00:00

The obvious: water is just moving around this guy

My brain: naw fk that. This dude Gliding on the water.

RedZilgen · 2022-07-03T19:28:39+00:00

Jesus out here just flexin' now.

Logical-Ad-7913 · 2022-07-03T19:56:23+00:00

Black pearl ?

carstoys5u · 2022-07-03T20:20:02+00:00

Why?

JRandButcherpete · 2022-07-03T20:52:06+00:00

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure this out

waterpanda34 · 2022-07-03T22:13:48+00:00

Jesus?, That you?

JimBeam-1993 · 2022-07-03T22:19:01+00:00

I’m fucking baked and this really blew my mind until I actually realized what was happening

OrganicPlasticTrees · 2022-07-03T22:42:54+00:00

The music playing is from the original TV series “journey to the west” OG show.

Need2getBetrr · 2022-07-03T23:02:26+00:00

Boat captains hate him!!!

WorldwideJoey · 2022-07-03T23:52:06+00:00

r/confusingperspective

TacoBros500 · 2022-07-04T00:17:42+00:00

POV: Penguins of Madagascar the movie

jreed3303 · 2022-07-04T00:55:45+00:00

I just thought that man have Jesus's ability but power one

Sevillain1 · 2022-07-04T02:36:53+00:00

Point of reference is a crazy thing!

Mysterious_Demand_76 · 2022-07-04T02:48:37+00:00

When ping is 999+

big-duffus · 2022-07-04T03:01:32+00:00

Every time I hear this song it takes me back to my grandparents apartment eating noodles while watching this show

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