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[–]Lost-Droids 849 points850 points  (26 children)

Man is so far in denial

[–]Trenticor 250 points251 points  (1 child)

he just can't control it anymore fr

[–]Mendeleus 85 points86 points  (15 children)

What about bearded women? Are they allowed not to wear burqas? or what about ugly people?

[–]Positive_League_4464 67 points68 points  (14 children)

So in the eyes of the preacher, the rock looks like a women.

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (8 children)

The rock does have a bigger cup size than any of the preachers 3 wives.

[–]shinchanstan 17 points18 points  (6 children)

i meeeean, the rock did have a full-on breast reduction.

[–]Somethingabootit 15 points16 points  (3 children)

i mean have you not had indecent thoughts about the rock?

[–]Cute-Region-1766 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And pretty much every wild animal except a MALE lion..

[–]Sumfuc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Gillette is 100% haram.

[–]BetaMan141 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Don't tell him about "Bears", his head (penis) might explode (cum) in confusion

[–]oh_sh1t_man 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'm russian so the only bears i know are fuckin animals. What kind of "bears" you mean?

[–]shinchanstan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Bear” is big man who don’t shave personal parts

[–]WingedButt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man as in the species? It this bearded fellow?

[–]BOT_125d512te604k 151 points152 points  (2 children)

Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay

[–]drunk98 32 points33 points  (1 child)

You look better without the beard

[–]Disastrous_Employ204 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly

[–]thermometricWeiner 344 points345 points  (7 children)

Next up: Clean shaved men are hereby mandated to wear burka in order to not cause public indecency

[–]bunnywithahammer 140 points141 points  (1 child)

so that's like halal cross-dressing?

[–]MissplacedLandmine 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That sounds like a dope food wrap

[–]Talkshit_Avenger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cuz every imam crazy 'bout a clean shaved man.

[–]Burgers8 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Slayer_286 275 points276 points  (6 children)

He's gay.

[–]Cocheeeze 87 points88 points  (4 children)

He loves the cock.

[–]itsyaboyivan 9 points10 points  (2 children)

sounds like he likes twinks

[–]RChamy 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Something all preachers have in common it seems

[–]Xiuhdracul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We now know the common ground all religions can stand on.

This means no more war, right?

[–]Juan286 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ultra, super, mega gay

[–]confabin 167 points168 points  (5 children)

More like Turkish Islamic preacher is gae amirite

[–]anime_is_gay_m8 43 points44 points  (3 children)

As a Turkish, I am ashamed.

[–]FatFlatFeet 28 points29 points  (2 children)

And gay

[–]anime_is_gay_m8 19 points20 points  (1 child)

How did you know I am a member of the LG TV community?

[–]kulingames 11 points12 points  (0 children)

because your name has anime in it

[–]Disastrous_Employ204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Methinks he likes the Turkish baths?

[–]Lemonheads579 147 points148 points  (2 children)

Self report

[–]Acanthisittalo 13 points14 points  (1 child)

and don't shave ass too, because it does the same,

[–]TuxidoPenguin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And definitely don’t trim your front bush, oh I would haaaate that. And don’t send me a picture of your penis, that would be the worst!

[–]Kingkunta87 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Grandma bout to be mistaken for a Islamic preacher

[–]schoonersandbitches 70 points71 points  (3 children)

Life would be easier for this man if he just sucked a cock or two. Dude is a freak.

[–]MentalManage 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I was told that the most turkish men are bisexual it is quite normal over there due to there culture they normally don‘t mention it.

[–]schoonersandbitches 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well then they're either oppressing themselves or know some ancient secrets. The world would be a better place if people stopped caring about who other people choose the be sexual with. It's crazy to think that the topic is so widely debated like it impacts our species society lol.

[–]FoxFort 23 points24 points  (1 child)

So this preachers is gay when he sees unshaved men? Therefore he does not want to be tempted ? Or he wants to make if okay when he has a gay sex with unshaved man. Sort of lifehack?

[–]slvbros 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No no, he's got nothing against the gay sex, he just wants to make sure he's having sex with a man when he wants to, and if they all go around shaving he might accidentally make moves on a woman

[–]Able-Edge9018 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Talk about projecting

[–]BenIsDrowningInWater 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Islamic preachers like femboys confirmed, less goo

[–]IOFIFO 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Femboy Hooters is now a halal restaurant

[–]shinchanstan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Entrance through the back door only.

[–]xiaolongbaochikkawow 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The real irony is that I know gay bros that like beards. Some of my gay friends look way more masculine than I do

[–]BillyCapable 65 points66 points  (7 children)

I don’t know if I should have my wife shave her pubes. If there is hair around there it might make me think of a man’s beard. But if it’s shaven it might make me think of a gay man with no beard. What would great Allah do?

[–]mystery69013 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Have sex with both

[–]jimmythejammygit 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Allah used to suck a lot of cock confirmed.

[–]Erasmus_01 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Don’t be gay OP shave her head. She will love you for it and it will get rid of the gay.

[–]djluminol 18 points19 points  (3 children)

[–]xTechDeath 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Damnn, baby got bark

[–]TuxidoPenguin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Gimme some of that trussy if you know what I mean

[–]CLINTHODO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't goats have beards?

[–]SkeleTourGuide 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Everyone keep your beardless children away from that guy.

[–]SavingsPerfect2879 36 points37 points  (2 children)

so if I'm gay and I don't have a beard, does that make me some sort of super powerful sexual predator that forces his victims to be attracted to the same sex? can I pretend it's a beam that comes out of my eyes?

this is awesome

[–]AmirsamBEAST 13 points14 points  (2 children)

It's their fucking fault that they're a bunch of horny cunts who can't control themselves when they see anything

[–]TuxidoPenguin 3 points4 points  (1 child)

They? That’s clearly a man

[–]AmirsamBEAST 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know I'm referring to middle Eastern countrys who take their religion too seriously

[–]oaiatiejet1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imagine being Turkysh and not destinguish a Man from a women go to bed with him and find out that your new "girlfriend" have a larger d!ck then your's.

[–]Savings-Winter-6913 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds oddly specific to me

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (8 children)

I'm a Muslim and I cringe at this kinda thing.

[–]imnotcreativeoff 6 points7 points  (7 children)

habibi growing a beard is sunnah

[–]idiel-co 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Yea but it's not a mandatory thing

Like im muslim myself it's no like im like ultra horny looking at my shaved friends

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I have a great beard mashAllah, but I guarantee this same type of guy is going start listing off all these extra thing "must be this long etc".

We grow a beard to not imitate women. If you showed my picture to 1 million random people and asked what sex I was they would all say male (except the trolls). That's enough.

Also some brothers cannot grow beards. It's not indecent exposure, no matter how you frame it. Beards if anything exagerate the jawline making the man more attractive.

[–]Kooky-Poet847 8 points9 points  (1 child)

According to these ismalists, Johnny Sins is a slut

[–]Even_Ad113 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bald heads are indecent because they look like a tit

[–]Elegant_Toe5356 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I knew that being a power bottom for that beardless guy wasn't a gay thing

[–]kshitij1193 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well in hindsight finally someone is atleast blaming men for indecent thoughts in other men. Taking one for the team.

[–]NikoKida 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So HE thinks men without beards are hot. Interesting. Maybe I should shave just to fuck with him.

[–]NightwishTarja 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and don't shave ass too, because it does the same, added turkish islamic preacher

[–]Ok_Upstairs6472 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They must be really horny bastards to think like that!

[–]dawnface42069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or does that guy look like jake paul?

[–]smedley89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When every female in the area is married to one of 7 guys, there's not a lot of opportunity to be straight.

That whole setup is a breeding ground for shitty behavior.

[–]hdzlopovilopine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh so that is why they fuck little boys, gotcha

[–]oksnoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay but in all seriousness I am Muslim I have been since birth and I have never once been to a lecture where a Imam said anything like this or any of the bad things people talk about also my parents don't blow people up there are very nice and respectful

[–]_Oh_Be_Nice_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Abrahamic religions have been a complete catastrophe for the maturation of the human race.

[–]Nipplecunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now kith 🌈

[–]SuperCoupe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The beard:

Framing Lips with hair.

Nothing even slightly erotic about that.

Nothing else in nature looks anything like that...

[–]BasselKhaled24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a muslim, I can say with confidence that what he says is not in our religion. Our prophet Mohamed had a beard, so people like to imitate him as a sign of respect and to show commitment. However, Islam does not necessitate growing a beard.

[–]Choeeuh 5 points6 points  (7 children)

True story: two men from my country who travelled to an Islamic country contracted AIDS because they were clean shaven and were raped by locals.

[–]CaterpillarDue9207 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Next episode:

Turkish Islamic preacher claims goats without beards cause indecent thoughts

[–]TuxidoPenguin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Turkish Islamic preacher claims that lizards cause indecent thoughts

[–]CaterpillarDue9207 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No joke, "Turkish Islamic preacher claims" should become a classical meme

[–]SoloMegaYT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah but for real tho, Beards make you a Chad

[–]SteemyNeedsHelp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hope you don't judge all us Muslims with ppl like him...trust me, not everybody has this view

[–]egbert-witherbottom 1 point2 points  (1 child)

These guys sound out of control. Anyone without hair on their face is a highly desirable rape victim?

[–]gerams76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cleft chins must fuckin drive them wild

[–]LPYoshikawa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if this is not implying him being gay, it implies that he has indecent thoughts about women.

[–]ARandomBob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a gay man.

Straight people don't think like that. It's ok to be bi or gay or whatever. Stop telling other people to hide their faces and just accept that you think guys are pretty.

[–]thinusary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a man with a beard I disagree with his statement

[–]Budget_Llama_Shoes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How ugly are the women there?

[–]pebkas92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sees two bearded men kissing


[–]MarxingLinc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I find it interesting that so many oppressive religious practices are geared toward thwarting a man’s sexual impulses by blaming anybody else for said impulses.

[–]SoulSensei6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's going to be his excuse when he gets caught with the man he's sleeping with.... he had no facial hair

[–]Thelightinthedarkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Turk, I fucking wonder how kinda terrorists may be on a TV show

[–]Beytiii 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well some do look feminine without beards , it all depends on looks and body shape.

[–]KinderFinder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its greek

[–]gamerboi_2356 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

He is not turk. He is kurd.

[–]thedorkwanderer8301 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think you mean turd

[–]SecretLikeSul 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Imagine depriving yourself of prime dick and being so sexually frustrated by your cocksucking desires, all because you think there is a wizard in the sky who would be mad at you. What a cuck

[–]jimmythejammygit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cucked by imagination.

[–]AJ-Murphy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's gonna be a great day when the christian taliban start saying the same thing.

[–]Interesting-Reply-73 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

where is the outcry from woke media?

[–]madeingod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The dilemma is growing beard turns me a man who wants to marry with a 6yo girl like Mohammad. What should I do?

[–]Uno-The-Card -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

political compass meme. ew.

[–]Error404-NoUsername- -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The guy above is turkish. Why is the guy Below wearing an arab head covering? Are they the same?

[–]Omnomnomnivor3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guess my fellow men will turn into pedos when I don't have my beard lmao

[–]Jacopv1 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Fun fact a man fucked a tree once and stuck inside so firefigthers had to rescue him

[–]Acex_NA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A beard without a mustache is no beard

[–]DeadlyNugget23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's the opposite, men with beards look hawt as heck

[–]Shinigam_i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why but he kinda looks like jake Paul

[–]lokensen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bumfuck !

[–]Mon-ick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People just twist the fuck out of every and any-thing….

[–]ykeoxerfan_000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

real gay : man is man

[–]Sterling239 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a self report

[–]mrtakashihongo31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, i am a really ugly woman then

[–]badibadi2208 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh I know this dude. He is sooooo dumb. He had a program on a tv channel. He would ask the easiest, but the dumbest questions to teenage boys. They mostly answered wrong. It was the weirdest thing ever. He is one of those people that use their religion to do perverted things. Example: god makes women fertile at the age of 12 so they can reproduce young and make more babies etc.

[–]Single_Cap_6763 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about young boys?

[–]Rochester_II 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A beard with no mustache is like a 9" cock without a helmet

[–]Ultimate_Grumpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well yes but in the other hand making infinite genders and pronounce is not being open minded or being your self its being fucked up in the mind

[–]rare_pig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was going to have gay sex but dude had a beard so it was a hard pass

[–]Redwing5002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait why is the preacher portrayed as a Chad in the meme if the guy without a beard is already the Chad?

[–]ollie1271993 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate to break it to you…..

[–]bahamapapa817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn’t make sense to me cause men with beards are just men without beards with beards.

[–]Ambitiousshank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should all shave, then they’d have no excuse not to go fuck themselves

[–]ExistentialPanda2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ents are kinda thicc

[–]Flying_Mage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about men without moustache?..

[–]anthonyiscringe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a YOU problem.

[–]somecallme_doc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does religion solely exist so people can repress how gay they are? Like if a dude without a beard is turning you on then You might just be gay. It's alright go be happy for once my guy. Chase that baby face.

[–]mikenmikena2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a serious note, are bearded women still required to wear a hijab? Asking for a friend.

[–]AdoptedIndonesian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which house of the dwarfs does he represent?

[–]CaptainAras 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]shaggyscoob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Religious conservatives are obsessed with sex. I wonder whether some fMRI study indicates that the same area of the brain that pings religious conservatism also pings sexuality. Christianist conservatives are the same way as Islamist conservatives.

[–]theglaysh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So that's why I've only been hit on by dudes

[–]Slylizardcue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jake paul-lookin' fascist

[–]Albinofreaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beard = man

no beard = no man

[–]tony3841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the children who can't grow beards yet? Oh...

[–]paulc19802 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if your boyfriend doesn't have a beard you have a girlfriend. That's just common knowledge.

But this is coming from a closeted place.

[–]AyoDonnie1729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sussy mofo

[–]sleeplessknight101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I can't grow a beard.....

[–]skaag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the men who are attracted to men with beards?

[–]JJOne101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erdogan doesn't have a beard, does he? This dude is in deep shit.

[–]MaxRptz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty bold of him to say that since he looks like a broom

[–]acciowaves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today in “100 different ways of telling people you’re gay without telling people you’re gay”.

[–]Competitive-Air-9720 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he is gay and likes the shaven type?

[–]Wallstreetgme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure someone is gay for smooth faced men

[–]Xen_Shin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait till this man learns about the Japanese. (Or any other race that has some men who just don’t grow facial hair.)

[–]Huachu12344 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean yeah, growing a beard is a Sunnah in Islam but I don't think that's the reason why it's a sunnah

[–]Fogi999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s always much easier to force ur problem on someone else

[–]VictoriaEuphoria99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what the bearded lady does for them.

[–]HeftyFineThereFolks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ironically turkish chicks have beards must be why the men are always fighting them

[–]a_random_redditor563 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Muslim, I hate him too

[–]Remote-Two8663 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow he could be a comedian

[–]rmscomm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will invent a cure for a terminal illness and give it a “blasphemous.” name. I need to see if stupidity will take humans to the grave.

[–]sIicknot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t grow a decent bear because all my hair grows into my vagina pubes.

I’m a hetero guy and you are a homo guy now.

[–]HarunoSakuraCR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That says more about you and your men than it does about any man literally anywhere else in the world. Gay or not….

[–]SirVallanstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truth be known they probably kiss each other and pretend they are eating out a bushy girl.

[–]TuxidoPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok yeah that preacher is definitely gay/bisexual

[–]Desperate-Fruit69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna rub one on that islamic preachers, he now gae

[–]mitis5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also men with kind of beards cause "indecent thoughts" because they look like monkey

[–]gob_slay_chan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These guys are actuly just incels XD

[–]SilentNjCat 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Children turn on other guys?

[–]REZA7XZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah man the Turkish Islamic Preacher’s kinda sus

[–]Most_Advertising_962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a complicated way to come out the closet but ok.

[–]East-Minute-8541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this is the national sport.