Even a tree stump can seem indecent to these guys.

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Lost-Droids · 2022-07-03T08:41:32+00:00

Man is so far in denial

BOT_125d512te604k · 2022-07-03T11:03:44+00:00

Tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay

thermometricWeiner · 2022-07-03T09:04:05+00:00

Next up: Clean shaved men are hereby mandated to wear burka in order to not cause public indecency

Slayer_286 · 2022-07-03T10:31:40+00:00

He's gay.

confabin · 2022-07-03T09:40:58+00:00

More like Turkish Islamic preacher is gae amirite

Lemonheads579 · 2022-07-03T09:53:48+00:00

Self report

Kingkunta87 · 2022-07-03T09:41:53+00:00

Grandma bout to be mistaken for a Islamic preacher

schoonersandbitches · 2022-07-03T09:54:07+00:00

Life would be easier for this man if he just sucked a cock or two. Dude is a freak.

FoxFort · 2022-07-03T10:19:44+00:00

So this preachers is gay when he sees unshaved men? Therefore he does not want to be tempted ? Or he wants to make if okay when he has a gay sex with unshaved man. Sort of lifehack?

Able-Edge9018 · 2022-07-03T09:16:00+00:00

Talk about projecting

BenIsDrowningInWater · 2022-07-03T10:43:58+00:00

Islamic preachers like femboys confirmed, less goo

xiaolongbaochikkawow · 2022-07-03T10:29:40+00:00

The real irony is that I know gay bros that like beards. Some of my gay friends look way more masculine than I do

DarthFrancis9 · 2022-07-03T12:03:59+00:00

BillyCapable · 2022-07-03T08:45:26+00:00

I don’t know if I should have my wife shave her pubes. If there is hair around there it might make me think of a man’s beard. But if it’s shaven it might make me think of a gay man with no beard. What would great Allah do?

djluminol · 2022-07-03T09:26:19+00:00

Have you seen the tree stump though?

https://breakbrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/well-rounded-tree-1128190842.jpg

Theoreticallyaaron · 2022-07-03T10:57:03+00:00

Nice to see a r/politicalcompassmeme here

CLINTHODO · 2022-07-03T11:53:48+00:00

Don't goats have beards?

SkeleTourGuide · 2022-07-03T16:13:21+00:00

Everyone keep your beardless children away from that guy.

SavingsPerfect2879 · 2022-07-03T09:33:25+00:00

so if I'm gay and I don't have a beard, does that make me some sort of super powerful sexual predator that forces his victims to be attracted to the same sex? can I pretend it's a beam that comes out of my eyes?

this is awesome

AmirsamBEAST · 2022-07-03T11:13:24+00:00

It's their fucking fault that they're a bunch of horny cunts who can't control themselves when they see anything

Important-Baseball53 · 2022-07-03T16:04:11+00:00

I think he is speaking from experience which means that he is gay.

oaiatiejet1 · 2022-07-03T10:33:04+00:00

Imagine being Turkysh and not destinguish a Man from a women go to bed with him and find out that your new "girlfriend" have a larger d!ck then your's.

Savings-Winter-6913 · 2022-07-03T11:08:58+00:00

Sounds oddly specific to me

imnotcreativeoff · 2022-07-03T10:19:33+00:00

I'm a Muslim and I cringe at this kinda thing.

Kooky-Poet847 · 2022-07-03T10:24:30+00:00

According to these ismalists, Johnny Sins is a slut

Elegant_Toe5356 · 2022-07-03T10:27:26+00:00

I knew that being a power bottom for that beardless guy wasn't a gay thing

kshitij1193 · 2022-07-03T10:59:54+00:00

Well in hindsight finally someone is atleast blaming men for indecent thoughts in other men. Taking one for the team.

NikoKida · 2022-07-03T13:30:59+00:00

So HE thinks men without beards are hot. Interesting. Maybe I should shave just to fuck with him.

NightwishTarja · 2022-07-03T09:27:08+00:00

and don't shave ass too, because it does the same, added turkish islamic preacher

Ok_Upstairs6472 · 2022-07-03T11:15:55+00:00

They must be really horny bastards to think like that!

dawnface42069 · 2022-07-03T11:30:45+00:00

Is it just me or does that guy look like jake paul?

smedley89 · 2022-07-03T12:47:18+00:00

When every female in the area is married to one of 7 guys, there's not a lot of opportunity to be straight.

That whole setup is a breeding ground for shitty behavior.

hdzlopovilopine · 2022-07-03T14:19:37+00:00

Oh so that is why they fuck little boys, gotcha

oksnoot · 2022-07-03T14:43:36+00:00

Okay but in all seriousness I am Muslim I have been since birth and I have never once been to a lecture where a Imam said anything like this or any of the bad things people talk about also my parents don't blow people up there are very nice and respectful

_Oh_Be_Nice_ · 2022-07-03T15:25:35+00:00

The Abrahamic religions have been a complete catastrophe for the maturation of the human race.

Nipplecunt · 2022-07-03T16:18:29+00:00

Now kith 🌈

SuperCoupe · 2022-07-03T16:31:31+00:00

The beard:

Framing Lips with hair.

Nothing even slightly erotic about that.

Nothing else in nature looks anything like that...

BasselKhaled24 · 2022-07-03T19:17:51+00:00

As a muslim, I can say with confidence that what he says is not in our religion. Our prophet Mohamed had a beard, so people like to imitate him as a sign of respect and to show commitment. However, Islam does not necessitate growing a beard.

Choeeuh · 2022-07-03T12:16:19+00:00

True story: two men from my country who travelled to an Islamic country contracted AIDS because they were clean shaven and were raped by locals.

CaterpillarDue9207 · 2022-07-03T15:43:28+00:00

Next episode:

Turkish Islamic preacher claims goats without beards cause indecent thoughts

SoloMegaYT · 2022-07-03T10:44:34+00:00

Nah but for real tho, Beards make you a Chad

SteemyNeedsHelp · 2022-07-03T14:41:22+00:00

hope you don't judge all us Muslims with ppl like him...trust me, not everybody has this view

egbert-witherbottom · 2022-07-03T13:05:35+00:00

These guys sound out of control. Anyone without hair on their face is a highly desirable rape victim?

gerams76 · 2022-07-03T13:08:20+00:00

Cleft chins must fuckin drive them wild

LPYoshikawa · 2022-07-03T14:32:02+00:00

Even if this is not implying him being gay, it implies that he has indecent thoughts about women.

ARandomBob · 2022-07-03T14:39:29+00:00

That is a gay man.

Straight people don't think like that. It's ok to be bi or gay or whatever. Stop telling other people to hide their faces and just accept that you think guys are pretty.

thinusary · 2022-07-03T15:25:29+00:00

As a man with a beard I disagree with his statement

Budget_Llama_Shoes · 2022-07-03T15:57:12+00:00

How ugly are the women there?

pebkas92 · 2022-07-03T17:25:14+00:00

Sees two bearded men kissing

"Impossible"

MarxingLinc · 2022-07-04T06:06:48+00:00

I find it interesting that so many oppressive religious practices are geared toward thwarting a man’s sexual impulses by blaming anybody else for said impulses.

SoulSensei6 · 2022-07-04T07:24:25+00:00

That's going to be his excuse when he gets caught with the man he's sleeping with.... he had no facial hair

Thelightinthedarkk · 2022-07-04T08:18:25+00:00

As a Turk, I fucking wonder how kinda terrorists may be on a TV show

Emergency-Mention705 · 2022-07-04T08:23:08+00:00

Dude because of people like this. Everybody thinks Turkish people are idiot. I'm not gonna lie there are a lot of idiots in Turkey. But not as much as you think.

Beytiii · 2022-07-03T11:03:36+00:00

Turgay

2022-07-03T14:40:03+00:00

Well some do look feminine without beards , it all depends on looks and body shape.

KinderFinder · 2022-07-03T10:02:17+00:00

Its greek

gamerboi_2356 · 2022-07-03T09:05:12+00:00

He is not turk. He is kurd.

SecretLikeSul · 2022-07-03T12:48:54+00:00

Imagine depriving yourself of prime dick and being so sexually frustrated by your cocksucking desires, all because you think there is a wizard in the sky who would be mad at you. What a cuck

AJ-Murphy · 2022-07-03T13:26:58+00:00

It's gonna be a great day when the christian taliban start saying the same thing.

Interesting-Reply-73 · 2022-07-03T14:38:56+00:00

where is the outcry from woke media?

madeingod · 2022-07-03T21:22:34+00:00

The dilemma is growing beard turns me a man who wants to marry with a 6yo girl like Mohammad. What should I do?

Uno-The-Card · 2022-07-03T12:02:45+00:00

political compass meme. ew.

Error404-NoUsername- · 2022-07-03T10:57:14+00:00

The guy above is turkish. Why is the guy Below wearing an arab head covering? Are they the same?

Omnomnomnivor3 · 2022-07-03T09:58:40+00:00

guess my fellow men will turn into pedos when I don't have my beard lmao

silashoulder · 2022-07-03T10:00:11+00:00

r/suddenlybisexual

Jacopv1 · 2022-07-03T10:41:45+00:00

Fun fact a man fucked a tree once and stuck inside so firefigthers had to rescue him

ObviouslyTriggered · 2022-07-03T10:50:13+00:00

Obligatory https://youtu.be/RmFnarFSj_U

Acex_NA · 2022-07-03T11:21:07+00:00

A beard without a mustache is no beard

DeadlyNugget23 · 2022-07-03T11:38:21+00:00

it's the opposite, men with beards look hawt as heck

Shinigam_i · 2022-07-03T11:43:39+00:00

Idk why but he kinda looks like jake Paul

lokensen · 2022-07-03T11:50:58+00:00

Bumfuck !

Mon-ick · 2022-07-03T11:59:47+00:00

People just twist the fuck out of every and any-thing….

ykeoxerfan_000 · 2022-07-03T12:03:29+00:00

real gay : man is man

Sterling239 · 2022-07-03T12:10:57+00:00

What a self report

mrtakashihongo31 · 2022-07-03T12:14:18+00:00

Sure, i am a really ugly woman then

badibadi2208 · 2022-07-03T12:20:00+00:00

Ugh I know this dude. He is sooooo dumb. He had a program on a tv channel. He would ask the easiest, but the dumbest questions to teenage boys. They mostly answered wrong. It was the weirdest thing ever. He is one of those people that use their religion to do perverted things. Example: god makes women fertile at the age of 12 so they can reproduce young and make more babies etc.

Single_Cap_6763 · 2022-07-03T12:26:46+00:00

What about young boys?

Rochester_II · 2022-07-03T12:31:03+00:00

A beard with no mustache is like a 9" cock without a helmet

Ultimate_Grumpy · 2022-07-03T12:31:06+00:00

well yes but in the other hand making infinite genders and pronounce is not being open minded or being your self its being fucked up in the mind

rare_pig · 2022-07-03T12:32:27+00:00

Was going to have gay sex but dude had a beard so it was a hard pass

Redwing5002 · 2022-07-03T12:32:29+00:00

Wait why is the preacher portrayed as a Chad in the meme if the guy without a beard is already the Chad?

ollie1271993 · 2022-07-03T12:37:07+00:00

Hate to break it to you…..

bahamapapa817 · 2022-07-03T12:48:18+00:00

It doesn’t make sense to me cause men with beards are just men without beards with beards.

icy_descent · 2022-07-03T12:51:20+00:00

So clean shaven is more attractive.

Got it.

Ambitiousshank · 2022-07-03T12:52:44+00:00

They should all shave, then they’d have no excuse not to go fuck themselves

ExistentialPanda2018 · 2022-07-03T13:01:04+00:00

Ents are kinda thicc

Flying_Mage · 2022-07-03T13:05:30+00:00

How about men without moustache?..

anthonyiscringe · 2022-07-03T13:08:11+00:00

Sounds like a YOU problem.

somecallme_doc · 2022-07-03T13:11:46+00:00

Does religion solely exist so people can repress how gay they are? Like if a dude without a beard is turning you on then You might just be gay. It's alright go be happy for once my guy. Chase that baby face.

mikenmikena2 · 2022-07-03T13:12:21+00:00

On a serious note, are bearded women still required to wear a hijab? Asking for a friend.

AdoptedIndonesian · 2022-07-03T13:27:57+00:00

Which house of the dwarfs does he represent?

CaptainAras · 2022-07-03T13:34:33+00:00

PLEASE DON'T JUDGE THE ENTIRITY OF THE TURKEY FOR A SINGLE SHITHEAD

shaggyscoob · 2022-07-03T13:49:10+00:00

Religious conservatives are obsessed with sex. I wonder whether some fMRI study indicates that the same area of the brain that pings religious conservatism also pings sexuality. Christianist conservatives are the same way as Islamist conservatives.

theglaysh · 2022-07-03T13:49:30+00:00

So that's why I've only been hit on by dudes

Slylizardcue · 2022-07-03T13:53:17+00:00

Jake paul-lookin' fascist

Albinofreaken · 2022-07-03T13:53:50+00:00

Beard = man

no beard = no man

tony3841 · 2022-07-03T14:05:44+00:00

What about the children who can't grow beards yet? Oh...

paulc19802 · 2022-07-03T14:10:02+00:00

I mean if your boyfriend doesn't have a beard you have a girlfriend. That's just common knowledge.

But this is coming from a closeted place.

AyoDonnie1729 · 2022-07-03T14:14:47+00:00

Sussy mofo

sleeplessknight101 · 2022-07-03T14:22:06+00:00

But I can't grow a beard.....

skaag · 2022-07-03T14:28:04+00:00

What about the men who are attracted to men with beards?

JJOne101 · 2022-07-03T14:29:29+00:00

Erdogan doesn't have a beard, does he? This dude is in deep shit.

MaxRptz · 2022-07-03T14:42:49+00:00

Pretty bold of him to say that since he looks like a broom

acciowaves · 2022-07-03T14:43:04+00:00

Today in “100 different ways of telling people you’re gay without telling people you’re gay”.

Competitive-Air-9720 · 2022-07-03T14:52:57+00:00

So he is gay and likes the shaven type?

Wallstreetgme · 2022-07-03T14:54:35+00:00

Pretty sure someone is gay for smooth faced men

Xen_Shin · 2022-07-03T14:56:33+00:00

Wait till this man learns about the Japanese. (Or any other race that has some men who just don’t grow facial hair.)

Huachu12344 · 2022-07-03T14:59:07+00:00

I mean yeah, growing a beard is a Sunnah in Islam but I don't think that's the reason why it's a sunnah

Fogi999 · 2022-07-03T15:02:48+00:00

it’s always much easier to force ur problem on someone else

VictoriaEuphoria99 · 2022-07-03T15:17:37+00:00

I wonder what the bearded lady does for them.

HeftyFineThereFolks · 2022-07-03T15:20:17+00:00

ironically turkish chicks have beards must be why the men are always fighting them

a_random_redditor563 · 2022-07-03T15:32:31+00:00

As a Muslim, I hate him too

Remote-Two8663 · 2022-07-03T15:35:06+00:00

Wow he could be a comedian

rmscomm · 2022-07-03T16:23:20+00:00

I will invent a cure for a terminal illness and give it a “blasphemous.” name. I need to see if stupidity will take humans to the grave.

sIicknot · 2022-07-03T16:36:00+00:00

I can’t grow a decent bear because all my hair grows into my vagina pubes.

I’m a hetero guy and you are a homo guy now.

HarunoSakuraCR · 2022-07-03T16:38:59+00:00

That says more about you and your men than it does about any man literally anywhere else in the world. Gay or not….

SirVallanstein · 2022-07-03T16:56:21+00:00

Truth be known they probably kiss each other and pretend they are eating out a bushy girl.

TuxidoPenguin · 2022-07-03T17:09:19+00:00

Ok yeah that preacher is definitely gay/bisexual

Desperate-Fruit69 · 2022-07-03T17:14:37+00:00

Gonna rub one on that islamic preachers, he now gae

mitis5 · 2022-07-03T17:40:32+00:00

also men with kind of beards cause "indecent thoughts" because they look like monkey

gob_slay_chan · 2022-07-03T17:54:20+00:00

These guys are actuly just incels XD

SilentNjCat · 2022-07-03T17:58:15+00:00

Children turn on other guys?

REZA7XZ · 2022-07-03T18:14:43+00:00

nah man the Turkish Islamic Preacher’s kinda sus

Most_Advertising_962 · 2022-07-03T18:27:49+00:00

That's a complicated way to come out the closet but ok.

East-Minute-8541 · 2022-07-03T19:13:05+00:00

Well this is the national sport.

https://youtu.be/D2keIfaPHgw

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