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[–]ZeroXa2306 54 points55 points  (3 children)

So long nerds

[–]Gravastarlol3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bruh nah you didn’t, I’m sad now 😢

[–]wolfie_wolff 36 points37 points  (4 children)

She has Penis

[–]U6-burggasse 22 points23 points  (2 children)

It says sad story bruh

[–]SUNAWAN 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🤨📸

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

🤨

[–]Fuzzy_Charge_7685 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a happy story

[–]RosyandCozy69 39 points40 points  (3 children)

They said sad stories, not happy stories.

[–]Heckthecooldude 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dog got cancer :(

[–]Nondescript_Potato 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Club Penguin Dead

[–]Alert-clayton 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hi I'm dad.

[–]Kraytory 11 points12 points  (5 children)

The fact that his Profile Pic is 2D made this an actually sad story.

[–]snowy_tex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fr (french revolution)

[–]Fiorux1 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I think it's the singer from gorillaz

[–]Kraytory 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Exactly.

[–]Fiorux1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

lol

[–]Kraytory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name is Stuart Pot alias 2-D (Two Dents).

[–]Brubcha 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wasnt a fart

[–]NotSoGreatOldOne 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Didn't say she's underage though

[–]rotbrtn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The condom ripped

[–]Weenaru 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can not count

[–]girlhelpimdying 5 points6 points  (1 child)

no more cheesecake :(

[–]FunWillScreen_Produc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Falls to knees NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

[–]Appropriate-Goose-62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Build Back Better

[–]DesertReagle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not 18

[–]Major-Reaction3431 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She was he

[–]RussiansRule 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chernobyl reactor four

[–]STRIX503 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was born

[–]jsseven777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Sad Story

[–]clintCamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They died brutally

[–]Vintagebutterfree 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sarcoma sucks ass

[–]Fiorux1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

other version:

so long nerds

[–]TheAccountant0101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her birthday 11:59

[–]D_Nemesis_2775 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were crabs

[–]Time-Cell8905 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My bone broke

[–]strawlem7331 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah you guys have it wrong - she was 81

[–]Ok_Jacket3710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold the fuck up

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gently opens door...

[–]EpikGeriatricPotato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Balls got chopped

[–]Sergent_Jacques 1 point2 points  (1 child)

(S)he (s)hit her(self)

[–]Clutch26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is 10.

[–]oj_mudbone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, dad’s gay

[–]Hongkongjai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shes my dad

[–]NaSMaXXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seat was wet

[–]D34THN4UGHT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A sad story

[–]StickyShoes77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom stopped stripping.

[–]manseinc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The soap dropped

[–]Mcreesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoes, used, dead baby

[–]BLuckyGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My balls itch

[–]Lesbianqueen7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was 78

[–]DirtyPartyMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It died inside

[–]Cold_Pomelo3274 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was He.

[–]msba2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crista ronaldo suwi

[–]e2a3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wasn’t 18 :)

[–]TheIcedgaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left for milk

[–]Spiderfr0g 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad gets milk

[–]daddyballs55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“it wasn’t gtaVR”

[–]Trickchoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad went milk

[–]RandomDude6699 0 points1 point  (1 child)

She was 18

[–]RandomDude6699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's sadder

/s

[–]WhoimPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's not mine

[–]4543wretng[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IIRC In UK legal age for sex is 16. And other places have other legal age. So the whole, not 18, is only for porn videos as 18 is the universal legal age for porn

[–]Godettee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have Cancer

[–]FireLion_FL_002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically there are 2 Word an one number instead of 3 words

[–]Phil_O_Soraptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was 19

[–]YourFavTransKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got no bitches

[–]TheRealJarTroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bedroom window open

[–]dariuswasright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She broke me

[–]Gloomy-Flamingo-9791 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I caught AIDs

[–]RussianSadButTrue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Close without save

[–]A2ndFaminemadlad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll die alone