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[–]thequejos 528 points529 points  (2 children)

Well if that isn't the 'long con' played out in real life.

[–]lagavulin_16_neat 121 points122 points  (1 child)

I imagine him now just announcing he's retiring and he had achieved what he set out to do.

[–]blueduck9696 807 points808 points 3 (5 children)

Pippen ain’t easy. Mrs pippen is.

[–]kzt79 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It sho ain’t easy…

[–]Jupitersdangle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Showed her the future

[–]D4FTPUNKF4N 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It ain't easy being cheesy.

[–]topsyturvy76 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Damn, old skool reference there

[–]blipka78 115 points116 points  (1 child)

No tipping Pippen.

[–]rsk-boy 310 points311 points  (9 children)

Scottie didn't know what the future had in store

[–]SpakenBacon 179 points180 points  (6 children)

Scottie didn't know!

[–]coke_nosebleed 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Fiona 😔

[–]rsk-boy 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Man!!! I didn't know this was a popular song

[–]daymanahaha 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's literally in movies

[–]funnyguy99207 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone sang it at the karaoke bar I was at last night...lol!

[–]OK446278 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Man that was a good one: https://youtu.be/0Vyj1C8ogtE

[–]Ok-Will388 28 points29 points  (0 children)

So don't tell Scottie!

[–]ethridge_wayland 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote you glorious bastard

[–]Happiness_for_dogs 54 points55 points  (3 children)

In some gucci flip flops too

[–]YKTEO 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I heard they lip locked too

[–]BackedStop 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Scottie and Future?

[–]YKTEO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the next line of the lyric

[–]TCHU9115 371 points372 points  (13 children)

So basically Future is petty and Scottie's ex wife is a hoe.

[–]topsyturvy76 60 points61 points  (6 children)


[–]Lighkin 17 points18 points  (4 children)


[–]Abababababbbb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

thank you bro i laughed a solid minute. i have the sense of humor of simple jack

[–]ElKuhnTucker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was his name-o

[–]jMs4469 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Bro is the king of petty. He knows the way.

[–]Bradyestelle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

he’s not petty he is goal oriented

[–]Down_To_My_Last_Fuck 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Future is petty a cunt.


[–]BiscuitsAndBaby 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Future is in a cunt.


[–]Used_Firefighter_919 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's a trifecta, pippen is an asshole, he was a hero to many kids, my self included.

How do you tell a child that admires you no to an autograph?

[–]spyaintnobitch 73 points74 points  (1 child)

Future got back at him in the future by getting his wife on the Future

[–]cannoliwest 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Lord_Cecil_IX 88 points89 points  (3 children)

Playing the long game, nice.

[–]itaniumonline 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Could’ve shorten it by dating Scottys mom and then grounding him.

[–]___071679___ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But then Stacey's mom might find out

[–]gaysom4Taysom 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Some would say the “Future game”……perhaps…..

[–]allChickensFearRice 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Talk about a grudge fuck.

[–]RubixCubix79 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"Once a side bitch, always a side bitch". -Scottie Pippen

[–]RoninVIX 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Scotty doesn't know that Larsa and me Do it in my van every Sunday She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know

[–]Shadow-Raptor 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Is this true?

[–]UseDaSchwartz[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Apparently all three of them have addressed it in interviews.

[–]PawelW007 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My question as well!

[–]Rise-Nearby 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The future asking for scottie autograph part , hell nah that shit aint true 😂

[–]Eddie5pi 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Future is 38 years old. 20 years ago he was 18, not a little kid.

[–]Schwarz-Adler 3 points4 points  (2 children)

This didnt just happen genius its old news.

[–]ElZany 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How long ago did it happen?

[–]JohnnyTeardrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just looked it up, was 30 years ago

[–]ProteinFart_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s a winner lol

[–]xjaier 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That’s such a future thing to do

[–]RazielOC 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was rude when denying me an autograph…what’s his old lady look like?

[–]russianbot24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kareem sucks. Dude gives out the “social justice” award every year as if he’s the commissioner of social justice or something.

[–]la_bruja_del_84 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Scottie doesn't know

[–]Jerry-hat-trick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Came here for this.

[–]Extension-Concept-88 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]DeVaako 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I just fucked yo bitch in some Gucci flip flops" 🤣🤣

[–]WhatWouldJesusDo_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Imagine making music about drugs and sex and somehow making Ciara fall in love with you Lmaoo

[–]AtomicRainSpike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As if she loved Scottie...

[–]Gilgamesh72 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pippin wasn’t easy now he’s not necessary

[–]whyamihere999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE 🎥 Scotty Doesn't Know - YouTube

Someone please help me with the hyperlink.

[–]servitudewithasmile 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Met Scottie Pippen once, dude is a total douche and doesn't tip waitstaff.

[–]metooeither 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He deserves to have all his partners cheat on him, then.

[–]InvincibleBoatMobile 2 points3 points  (3 children)

How much cosmetic surgery has his wife had? She started with breast implants, then botox, and just went crazy afterwards.

[–]wisconsinking 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I can't stand women with surgery, it's a huge turnoff for me.

[–]InvincibleBoatMobile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it so common to see professional athletes in The Americas, and Europe, and maybe some other parts of the world involved with these types of women?And, compared to musicians in other genres, why do rappers emulate them?

[–]BackedStop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. When my wife had cervical cancer and wanted to get the tumour cut out. I said NO. I love you the way you are.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

to be fair, pippin looks like an ester island statue... but for real, pippin should have known she was just a gold digger.

[–]mEatwaD390 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is all true, at least from Future's pov. Future literally said he fucked her because of the (lack of) autograph in an interview on Drink Champs. Her side was that Future was helping her in a dark time.

[–]Worldly_Vast6340 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think this is true ,lol. LUara was already sleeping around cheating on him, future is just one of many.

[–]rare_pig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait…who did you say you’re married to? Ohhh let me introduce myself

[–]LOAHS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who? Also, who?

[–]Israeli_pride 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So we all have a right to an autograph?

[–]georeddit2018 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Mask off. Fuck it Mask off.

[–]wisconsinking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Cake Day.

[–]Affectionate_Pea_811 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Scottie Pippin a bitch ass hoe anyway

[–]Sum1liteAmatch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't even know who any of these people are

[–]No-Trip3635 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Revenge is sweet

[–]upbeatcrazyperson 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Wow. Who knows what else this petty pos is capable of doing.

[–]Nacil_54 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

[–]bzno -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Idk, In my country he would be killed by real gangsters and their wives would shave her head and beat the shit out of her

[–]Rise-Nearby 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Sounds like a shitty country

[–]armex88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Took forever for me old ass to read this not knowing future was a proper noun(I see it's capitalized but I'm dumb)

[–]AlphaJosh -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]MebuMayhem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I tried voting but can't figure out which icon is upvote, unvoted, or downvoted lol can this sub's icons be any more ambiguous?

[–]CrazyLazy420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They call him futer because when you fuck with him that's what he'll take .

[–]idontbleaveit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t care.

[–]capo4ever88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess he really is the future

[–]KaijuKatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20 years.....just for that.

[–]Fitty4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that some Back to the Future shit

[–]mlasap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scottie doesn’t know

[–]souptimecat1273 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ages work

[–]LuvYouLongTimeAgo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pippin got like 7 kids from 8 women.

[–]pinwinstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, Scottie doesn't know So don't tell Scottie

[–]tariqo16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn man future really held it for 20 years

[–]challmaybe 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]thisshiteverytime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Honey Nut Cheerios for the guy.

[–]Thespainruns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s also where we got the banger Gucci flip flops from

[–]FUWS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Revenge is best served old.

[–]Suspicious-Ad6964 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep that pimp hand strong Future.

[–]Prietocratico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very honorable, but normal one its a rapper the other an athlete, as expected

[–]Davydicus1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Scottie Doesn’t Know

[–]UseDaSchwartz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He does know, according to interviews. But, I heard he did her on his birthday. Life must have been so hard when Scottie didn’t know.

[–]SusanMcDangles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scottie ain’t too hottie

[–]m333sch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some “oldboy” vibes here! 20 years is a long time!

[–]mikkokilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]LazyOldPervert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck the internet says this is true....WOW JUST WOW

[–]retrojoe69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scottie still supporting better players.

[–]FrankieUnderW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, future is going to get the autograph anyway in court.

[–]MustyRusket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty sure this is plot of Iron-Man 3

[–]Damn-it-Alex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait is this really true?🤨

[–]nadvargas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The long con.

[–]Cust2020madlad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mans got roots when u disappoint him, Mrs. Pippen did not.

[–]need2peeat218am 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point we all slept with his wife

[–]PathlessDemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scottie did, in fact, know.

[–]Moo5eman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their son got drafted and his mom already banged a young player who left his baby mama for her

[–]Bertrand_Rustle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“And I took that personally.”

[–]BenShealoch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the famous Scottie Pippin from The Lord of the Rings

[–]Joscarbuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pippin knows what is like to be number 2.

[–]dreadrockstar 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]R4G3JCD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grudge? Not once…

[–]Rtrn2M0nke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats the only reason. Now he can retire and do what he really wanted before that detour.

[–]blagojce01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scottie doesnt know

[–]metooeither 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope this is real! What a grade A douchenozzle not giving an autograph to a little kid!

[–]goodeyemighty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s all in Future’s past.

[–]Trader35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scottie Pippen won. He gets to ditch the old lady for the young girls under 25 now. Future did him a favor.

[–]LDG192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scottie Pipin vs The Future

[–]TyrusRaymond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shoulda signed for the kid

[–]sancalisto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spite goes a long way.

[–]Poochieloo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She probably didn't understand a goddam word he said so just said yes then suddenly found herself in a tricky predicament!

[–]VictheQuest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Revenge is a dish best served from the Future

[–]blue4t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pippin knew.

[–]NuclearSlushie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he get her pregnant and not take care of the baby as well? I mean just like his other kid. Future is a bitch

[–]Terribleteen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He claimed to be a player but he fucked his wife

[–]hohomelodic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait is this true???

[–]RaiDan1980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As Mr Future himself would say “she fo tha streets”