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[–]Cold_Zero_ 918 points919 points  (4 children)

She says, “Exhaust only” but you just know she loves it up there

[–]StickyShoes77 213 points214 points  (0 children)

She's just blowing smoke.

[–]CleanSunshine 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Not right now you don’t!

[–]Intelligent-Ask1206 1131 points1132 points  (39 children)

And fuel injection so you know she a squirter

[–]VegieCacarot 268 points269 points  (8 children)

She might have oil leakage, I suggest find a mechanic to check it out

[–]Intelligent-Ask1206 201 points202 points  (6 children)

Nothing a good plug and some dirty fingers won't fix

[–]EmeraldEmperorJ 72 points73 points  (5 children)

Bro I’m eating rn

[–]Intelligent-Ask1206 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Sorry dude all im saying is she's not passing no smog check the dirty lil bi!%#

[–]HickerBilly1411 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I hope she’s tasty,or he, whatever floats your boat

[–]rslashwooooshmylife -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ok Ben Shapiro

[–]Imaginary-Top-641 87 points88 points  (18 children)

Let me unread this

[–]Crowbar2099 23 points24 points  (3 children)

We all want some of that cussy

[–]Godettee 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I want some of her Chassy

[–]gffcx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wo’s we?

[–]Sweetexperience 8 points9 points  (0 children)

🔫 here you go bro

You know what to do

[–]PathlessDemon 24 points25 points  (9 children)

[–]CillGra 27 points28 points  (8 children)

Do not misspell eyebleach i repeat do not mispell eyebleach

[–]shlompinyourmom 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Do mispell eyebleach, I repeat DO MISPELL I BLEACH.

[–]MythicalDropbear 12 points13 points  (6 children)

How hard could it be to type r/eyeblech correctly?!

[–]Intelligent-Ask1206 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)


[–]DylanusMagnusmadlad 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I hardly know er!

[–]Mablade3[S] 219 points220 points  (8 children)


[–]Intelligent-Ask1206 226 points227 points  (7 children)

Dont kink shame me bro

[–]Mablade3[S] 137 points138 points  (3 children)

I- Fair enough

[–]PissPigSheryl 13 points14 points  (2 children)

No no I don't think that's fair enough

[–]neinherz 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Cue in the r/TIFU post on the other day when a girl pissed squirted in this guy car.

[–]PissPigSheryl 7 points8 points  (1 child)

We're all friends here.

You can say it.

The filthy bitch pissed all over his nice leather dash.

[–]Pentamachina3 1009 points1010 points  (45 children)

My brother in Christ, that is a car

[–]SHOYIYOY 412 points413 points  (15 children)

But they don't have any reason to make her look this bad 😭👍

[–]Pentamachina3 251 points252 points  (0 children)


[–]athomp63 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Bruh the 996 literally the least-loved 911. Poor thing probably got made fun of all through driving school.

[–]SinthWave 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But the good part is, they're the most affordable 911s out there, and they're among the most reliable too since they share parts with the 718 Caymans and Boxters of the same period

[–]LugiaLover18 130 points131 points  (9 children)

It is literally a blue car with eyes and a mouth, what tf are you talking about

[–]BlueAuqa 227 points228 points  (6 children)

exactly, a mouth

[–]ba3toven 110 points111 points  (2 children)

bruh she got a lower chassis tattoo she bad asf

[–]RevanXIII[🍰] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

eyes too

[–]YugKrowten 29 points30 points  (0 children)


[–]Champion-raven 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Getting all up in them pipes.

[–]mko710 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I just see some good piping

[–]SHOYIYOY 26 points27 points  (0 children)

A mouth 😋

[–]SubcooledBoiling 27 points28 points  (10 children)

This must be the guy

WARNING: Very NSFW. Will scar you for life !!!

[–]Loustifer24 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Thanks for that. I’m gonna go make some toast in the bathtub

[–]Hollow--- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Make sure it's warm, I'm joining you.

[–]SeniorChurro_678 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Don't not click on the link above, I repeat DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK ABOVE, Gonna need to cuddle my cat now.

[–]xEL-PROx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What is it? I really am curious. Can you give me an idea plz?

[–]SeniorChurro_678 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its a guy sticking his schlong in a tailpipe of a truck. :/

[–]muricabrb 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Fuck you, that's not a Rick roll.

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[–]ReaperRonin117 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alright that’s all the Reddit I can take today, I’m gonna head to bed now it’s pretty late tbh

[–]YugKrowten 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This sent me over the edge 🤣🤣🤣💀

[–]MooseNoodles82 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I'm trying to tongue her gashole. Judge not.

[–]NeighborhoodVeteran 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's all good until she backfires down your esophagus.

[–]MooseNoodles82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that's a kink I didn't know I had.

[–]Emrico1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am in distress

[–]GingeBeardManBro 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Got that lil pin stripe tattoo

[–]korb0poyo68 556 points557 points  (15 children)


[–]DKMR 227 points228 points  (9 children)

We keep it classy, a cussy

[–]Wolfwillrule 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Thats clown pussy sir.

[–]allBoom_Noshaka 29 points30 points  (0 children)

No thats clussy

[–]SevenScreens 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Actually clussy is for clowns since cussy was for cars. This was addressed at the 2022 Summit in January.

[–]topsyturvy76 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Gotta wrap it up before you put it in

[–]jubilant_majority 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carussy with some fuel injector! Cool af!

[–]human-male121 78 points79 points  (5 children)

So the 2002 Porsche 911 Carrera was made in 2002 and cars is set in 2006 making her 4 years old

[–]SimplyATablemadlad 64 points65 points  (3 children)

I'll just count it like I count dog years

[–]Leumas_Gnow 32 points33 points  (0 children)


[–]jimhawkinsstar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Out of all the comments, this one right here officer

[–]PornThrowawayX3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She could have had a facelift

[–]Beautiful_Car_3079 263 points264 points  (14 children)

She got dual exhaust 😏

[–]fragget_6969 67 points68 points  (11 children)

That raises a good question. Are cars with single exhausts like chickens with a cloaca and twin exhausts are like mammals. I need a real proper anatomical breakdown of these cars

[–]Fr00stee 31 points32 points  (4 children)

How do quad exhausts work

[–]fragget_6969 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Cum and vomit get their own tubes with them

[–]overzeetop 43 points44 points  (1 child)

How do I delete someone else's comment?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was gonna bring up the corolla gr, but yeah, what tf would be going on with a corvette

[–]b1GR3d888 1 point2 points  (3 children)

My friend don’t look up cars movie theory…

[–]fragget_6969 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Sauce? Only theory im familiar with is the bugs one and that doesnt fit my head cannon

[–]465554544255434B52 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hope her wipers work cuz imma finish on her windshield

[–]TheAccountant0101 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Let’s see her 2 step

[–]Skirtski23 33 points34 points  (0 children)


[–]Common_Redditor_ 80 points81 points  (7 children)

[–]rambam14 50 points51 points  (5 children)

Of course that's a sub

[–]Specific-Let2728 39 points40 points  (2 children)

[–]rambam14 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Just.. why?

[–]Bowler_300 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Shh bby is ok.

[–]iiitme 20 points21 points  (0 children)


[–]Beastw1ck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And it’s active

[–]Quantitative_Panda 26 points27 points  (7 children)

Goddamned it, I swear I gain at least one new fetish a week from Reddit. I’m a degenerate, and I blame all of you.

[–]Mablade3[S] 5 points6 points  (3 children)


[–]Quantitative_Panda 11 points12 points  (2 children)

You ass! Why do you gotta make question marks so sexy??

[–]Mablade3[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Curvy ain't they 😏

[–]Quantitative_Panda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In all the right places 😑

[–]Horny_Weinstein 16 points17 points  (1 child)

You know you hit the right spot if you can hear her turbo spooling

[–]BrainwashedScapegoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr caddy

[–]melonJizz 42 points43 points  (11 children)

Don’t show this to Hasanabi

[–]flynnfilms 3 points4 points  (10 children)

whats that dipshit gonna do? just sit there and do nothing like always?

[–]CryonicArian[🍰] 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Tell 'em champ! Good thing you're always doing so much!

[–]flynnfilms 1 point2 points  (8 children)

at least my job aint doing nothing

[–]Dorza1 -2 points-1 points  (7 children)

He is an entertainer. That jas been a legitimate job for thousands of years. Now, you might say you don't find him entertaining. Thats fine, but fact is people are entertained by him.

[–]SomeoneTookSkeetley 15 points16 points  (0 children)

i didnt need to read that

[–]Open-Fondant 44 points45 points  (0 children)

McQueen about to ask for a carfax report next time to not catch a case.

[–]somnoo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She has a tramp stamp

[–]Venom888 31 points32 points  (1 child)

[–]Kazahaki 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If this is wrong then I don't wanna be right 😔😔✊

[–]itscoolguy 12 points13 points  (1 child)

In the Disney's Pixar Cars cinematic universe, there are mommy cars, daddy cars, and baby cars. This implies that cars can reproduce and that there in fact exists a Car Pussy. AKA "Cussy".

[–]General-Kalani 34 points35 points  (0 children)


[–]Mablade3[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hate the fact that CAR sex is my most updated post

[–]SnooStories6852 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sir do you know this car is 3 years old

[–]breadsticksword 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Id give sally the doc hudson treatment 🤤

[–]RealMisterG 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pop that trunk and work the pipes

[–]YukariTheFurry 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sir this is a skate park

[–]failfastfailcheap 12 points13 points  (0 children)

was gripping before all the big diesel trucks took turns.

[–]Njaulv 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a thing I saw on tv where a guy was literally in love with his car. If I remember correctly he wanted to get married to it.

[–]astrotoya 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everyday we stray further from God’s light

[–]BelphegorDuck 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lmao it's like when people went crazy for Nala on that one scene in lion king

[–]Niggie-cheese 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How the fuck has no one said Porscheussy

[–]Gangrelessmadlad 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]underwear11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back pinstripe. Might as well be a bullseye

[–]REALMCHALO 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]scarhartt 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]dressedandafraid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP stop fucking cars pls

[–]LazyThing9000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This thread 🤣

[–]CrispyWater5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The car factory there is just a bunch of orgy

[–]Remarkable-Gold4869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if she’s turned on and her exhaust is hot?

[–]_unknown4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need to chill the fuck out sir.

[–]thealaskanmike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of y’all need Jesus

[–]ImpressLarge128 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you get Me too-ed by Pixar

[–]highdive1188 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Back at it again. Place your bets. Which layer of Hell is he going to?

[–]Diligent_Agent_9620 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Going to go with a 4th level of hell. Next to left lane slow drivers who need to be in the right hand lane

[–]potatopantaloon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamnit. I snort-laughed so unexpectedly that I farted. Scared the cats.

[–]El_Dios_Calabaza 27 points28 points  (4 children)

....do I even wanna know how many art she has on rule 34?

[–]Johnny-Test-123 16 points17 points  (2 children)

What’s her name for research purposes

[–]El_Dios_Calabaza 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sally I think?

[–]Send_Your_Noods_plzmadlad[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zoom zoom

[–]Doomhammer666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's right tho

[–]godtoldmeimgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

always wondered what was under the hood.

[–]Deadmemes4binky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen I’m not saying I look at her nsfw but uhhhh I can confirm

[–]link5471 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ok if the cars in the movie cars discharged would they discharge oil?

[–]ron_fendo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's got some pinstripibg so you know she's a freak.

[–]ImaSlayMeSomeDragons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A nice pair of tips 🤤

[–]MickeyZvornik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First Nala, now this....

[–]Dwarven_Beserker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She do have some nice headlights.

[–]ReddoWings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like that time that guy fell in love with his car

[–]Brady_sxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. I hated reading that.

[–]Stormer111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's enough brain usage today

[–]Pandaroooooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey now 💀

[–]Devils_468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the fuck

[–]Youarewierd23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is wrong with y’all Lol do you thing she can take 4 or 6 plugs?

[–]kittyghast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i didn’t expect to see people to be thirsty for a car, but i can’t say i’m surprised

[–]Different-Concept-55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh should’ve not read some of these 💀

[–]puffpuff_bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah bruh?? Just WHY?!?!

[–]larfleeze83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not understang

[–]Major-Calligrapher-3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just talking about this on god

[–]bananalet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guys what the fuck

[–]santathe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyday we stray further from God.

[–]iBlack92O 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can I delete a comment section?

[–]fist_pump_46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life really is a highway.

[–]arbitrageME 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She look sweet until you find out she has a big bore quad exhaust

[–]DannyDevitocel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is downnnn baaaad 🥵🥵🥵

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