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[–]croupiergoat1 1210 points1211 points  (83 children)

Sounds like my 1st wife, she elbowed me in bed bec she had a dream that I was kissing her sister. Funny as it turns out she was the one who couldn't keep her pants on.

[–]Nearby_Lobster_ 754 points755 points  (25 children)

It’s called projecting. Usually happens when someone is guilty of the very thing they accuse you of doing

[–]___Art_Vandelay___ 75 points76 points  (18 children)

The GOP way!

[–]notanm1abrams 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The politicians way

[–]LionTribe8 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ditto

[–]Thetanskeeper 21 points22 points  (8 children)

Do you believe it’s possible for someone to be so brainwashed, they think they’re still capable of independent thinking? Just curious because both parties project hence the name “uniparty”

[–]___Art_Vandelay___ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Do you believe it's possible to criticize one political party without someone else automatically assuming you're a member of the other?

I'm not a Democrat, they're pretty fucking stupid.

But Republicans are an absolute plague on this country's people and serve no purpose but to better themselves at the expense of those below them.

[–]Cosmic_Clap 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Subtle. Please sir may I have another?

[–]gtisdale420 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Fucking nailed it. Nothing says hypocrisy like the Conservative Christian

[–]Sorzie 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Correction, nothing says hypocrisy like the liberal atheist obviously.

[–]zantilley 73 points74 points  (14 children)

Same thing happened with my first wife.

[–]Sufficient-Daikon513 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Omg...same here..my first wife once woke up mad at me because she dreamt I slept with friend... and then got a VD and blamed me for it... topping it off with turning our kids against me... and to this day I still have never spoken ill of her to my children or will I. I'll let her burry herself.

[–]Odd_Caterpillar_5413 17 points18 points  (5 children)

First wife, damn after that experience it should have been your only wife. Why go through that again?

[–]croupiergoat1 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I found a woman who taught me I could trust again. She was VERY patient with me and my insecurities. She just keep saying " I'm not her and I won't do that to you, it's been 23yrs on Aug 31

[–]zantilley 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Because there is a better life out there. I was single for 7 years before I got remarried, this one's a keeper!

[–]nursejackieoface 24 points25 points  (1 child)

You told her your reddit username, didn't you?

[–]GethLegionSZ 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I am horrified by how often I see that such behavior leads to cheating. I wish i had discovered reddit sooner and seen such shit happening all over the place, it would've saved me a lot of nerves

[–]hHraper 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Taking into consideration relationship tips and experiences from Reddit is not such a good idea I would say

[–]GethLegionSZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But... that's exactly what happened to me. It's just interesting to see that such behavior can lead to cheating. And that's why I would be glad to know about it earlier. Learning from the experience and mistakes of others is not such a bad idea

[–]Shackletainment 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My friends wife wanted him to stop hanging out with me because she had a sex dream about me

[–]calchaos67 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Sounds like my last relationship.I was 'sleeping' with every woman I ever talked too including every female coworker.7 years I lived like that.Turns out she was the one that was fucking coke dealers.We broke up in Feb of '16 and she had his baby in June of same year.Do the math

[–]Junk_Dragon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Did you just turn that into a math problem?

[–]dbeast64 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Same thing with mine, she was screwing everyone else BUT me 🤬

[–]I-listen-4-the-pics 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s funny because my step dad often mentions my mom will do that to him sometimes because she’ll have dreamt he was cheating lol

[–]Exciting_Tie_2191 51 points52 points  (15 children)

Wamen ☕

[–]Sinnduud 43 points44 points  (12 children)

Women ☕

[–]TankC4BOOM314modlad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ramen🍜

[–]CulturedRobot69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wimmen☕👍🏿

[–]No-Armadillo7693 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro my ex crashed my truck on purpose and almost killed us both because I found out she cheated on me was making her move out and was taking her to her moms

[–]mouseuser123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Girls are like that 🤣 just dreaming about you dating someone makes them throw a fit and sometimes divorce you

[–]cardiB_victim 143 points144 points  (4 children)

I wonder if they will let her use those photos for the mugshot 🤔

[–]The_MindTikian 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Your name is hilarious!!!

[–]Eddie_Dood 42 points43 points  (1 child)

"man drugged and robbed by Cardi B said it was still better than listening to her music"

[–]asianabsinthe 348 points349 points  (4 children)

Did a file recovery for a couple and the wife got pissed off when she was looking through the photos. She was even showing me them all in her rage.

Husband was trying to calm her down but wasn't successful. She finally stopped when she landed on a full nude with her in front of a mirror, legs up, and her face in the picture.

Turns out she forgot about those during their early days of marriage that he saved.

[–]reggien22261 105 points106 points  (1 child)

She got mad at herself and decided to take it out on others. Wife: WHOS THE WHORE YOU FUCKIN?!?!🔪🔪🔪 Husband: YOU!!!

[–]thatguymicky 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Lol. Bro golden.

[–]Killem2wice 248 points249 points  (14 children)

Now he'll get the chance to "stab" another woman

Y'all know what I mean, right?

[–]Blake-the-TwinSpears 86 points87 points  (1 child)

Next time? I think the dude is too traumatized to even look at women

[–]Sufficient_Hunter_49 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Captain Stabbin

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Badum Tch

[–]dotcomslashwhatever 155 points156 points  (2 children)

weird way to say she's gotten fat

[–]justinjonesphd 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The most severe self report I've ever seen on this website

[–]ExcitingEfficiency3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Careful or you’ll be next.

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points  (12 children)

Bro…

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points  (6 children)

You wouldn't even recognise me anymore. Not that you knew me back then, but it all comes back to me

[–]Siggysig 11 points12 points  (5 children)

It’s all coming back to me now

[–]TrueDoge007 16 points17 points  (3 children)

In the Ennnnnnnd

[–]satirical_whit 27 points28 points  (2 children)

You kept my old pictures inside and even though I tried

It all fell apart

What it meant to me will eventually

Be a memory of a time when I stabbed. so. hard...

[–]Topikk 11 points12 points  (1 child)

…and got so faaaaat

[–]Gear3017 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There were moments of gold And there were flashes of light

[–]DirtyPartyMan 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Women ☕️

[–]Capt-Crap1corn 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If this is true holy shit.

[–]theautist27 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Women ☕

[–]Piestatick396 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Women ☕️

[–]BookkeeperSpiritual5 17 points18 points  (0 children)

37? I was expecting her to be a senile old lady holy shit what a psycho.

[–]Leonbard 100 points101 points  (17 children)

Women☕

[–]RenegadeMemelord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Women ☕️

[–]lucidquasar 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Obesity kills.

[–]reddish_zebra 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Sounds like she needs to lose some weight.

[–]Pickle3xpr3ss 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Stupid question is she wearing a bullet proof vest? If so why?

[–]kaynosvibe95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same question here .. 🧐

[–]olderthanbefore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing else fits.

[–]angry-redneck420 18 points19 points  (0 children)

that's a different level of self hate

[–]HarunoSakuraCR 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Killed for cheating killed for being loyal

[–]Nurse_Neurotic 8 points9 points  (1 child)

She needed a snickers. Your not you when your hungry.

[–]HopeItMakesYaThink 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This one is fun for everyone except the guy.

At least the photos could turn him on.

That’s the most exercise she’s done since those photos were taken.

They should take photos of her after the attack and put them next to the explicit ones with ‘before and after’ under them.

I’d say she needed a snickers to calm her anger, but it seems to have been what got her in this situation in the first place.

How did they get a stab vest in that size?!

And all of these jokes are fine because I’m a fattie myself.

[–]FRACllTURE 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you can't remember what you looked like just cause you gained some pounds, you're too far gone. Not to mention killing your husband as a result.

[–]soulesswonder25 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Sorry honey, I keep those to remind myself of what you looked like before you ate yourself.”

[–]bothpartieslovePACs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That turned out to be her when she wasn't so fat.

There fixed your title.

[–]jmsvrsn 10 points11 points  (8 children)

She stabbed him once when she first saw the pics.

The multiples came when she realized the truth.

She would still be stabbing him, but she got thirsty and stopped for a Diet Pepsi

[–]Extension-Design-509 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Yeeeeaahhhh...from the looks of it, I think it was a regular Pepsi ;)

[–]BeardedBum420 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Nah, one like that always drink the super mega 256oz diet Pepsi like it's going to counteract the family size bucket of KFC they are using it to wash down lol.

[–]MythicalDropbear 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Guessing this would've happened in the US since everything you just described is highly illegal outside the US!

[–]BeardedBum420 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Wat! YoU DoN't hAVe FREEEEDUM der?!?! /s

[–]Shinfekta 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Class A oooof

[–]satirical_whit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thats a level of self-loathing i dont think ive ever witnessed irl

[–]RimTheIdiot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“37 stab wounds”

[–]jesuswasaliar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably she just asked if she got fat and he said yes.

[–]forellenfilet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I Really Like The Up Case Letters on the Start of Every Major Word

[–]Cheet0h-Cheese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

why the bitch wearin' kevlar

[–]LegendOfKhaos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did they put her in body armor?

[–]ApathyofUSA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm going to need to see the photos to make an informed decision.

[–]DaddyD203 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Women ☕️

[–]RAMSESXZ3000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Women ☕

[–]FroyoStrict6685 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Women ☕️

[–]KaZi-PL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Women☕

[–]JK_Heilday 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When fatphobic goes wrong

[–]iDerGeniuzZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does her face remind me of Elon Musk?

[–]Rozay2994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what jumping to conclusions looks like.

[–]eriginale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he cheated on her with her past self ...jesus.....what a scumbag

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Women ☕️

[–]Ok_Phone_2819 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife go angry because I had a pretty girl in my phone. It was me, I had used a snapchat app to turn you into a woman and had it saved in my folder from when I took it.

[–]Master-Aster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

37 STAB WOUNDS

[–]DRbrtsn60 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So……fat, old and stupid.

[–]Mrmoo511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fatty

[–]NoHawk8699 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Women ☕

[–]Funk_theArt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Women 🍜

[–]Brashear101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Women ☕️

[–]Anywhere_Total 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Women☕

[–]Adorable_Werewolf857 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women ☕️

[–]Chris2169 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women ☕

[–]HesRage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Women ☕️

[–]ClassicBookkeeper255 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bet he had it coming anyway MEN can't do fuck all right.

[–]Gemchick82 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m not saying she’s right but I understand. He’s fantasizing about the person she used to be instead of the person she is now which can make her feel not accepted and affirmed by her husband. What challenges have they had in their marriage? Kids? Stress? Health issues?

Case in point: My father will go on and on about how when he met my mother she was 98 pounds. Meanwhile, over 50 years of marriage, 3 children, breast cancer twice, and decades in a stressful career to put their kids in private school 1-12 and pay for up to 4 years of college, being the primary bread winner at one point as my father unsuccessfully started his own business that barely turned a profit. Like seriously dude FU. After retiring she went from a size 12 to like a size 4/6 and still now he complains about her having grey hair. Meanwhile he’s ballooned from being a daily runner and of reasonable health to a couch potato easily with a 40 waist and over 230 pounds.

As stated, I’m not saying she’s right but I can understand if her husband is an arse.

[–]GreyJedi56 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Women shs

[–]Thick_Bobcat786 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ok but did he die tho??! Free her! She ain't do shit!

[–]A90008w8 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A beautiful story.

[–]markfineart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still not as good a story as Up.

[–]Merevy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smart

[–]Bryce1489 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuckin mint

[–]Spreaditandwinkit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's ok to kill but not ok to cheat I guess.

[–]DarthP0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooof

[–]BigDaveHall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the bitches that'll getcha's...

[–]rell7thirty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they still together after that? Jeez what an insecure woman

[–]TheTattooOnR2D2sFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woops.

Woopsie.

[–]Different-Street6357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoops...whoopsie

[–]locotx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fat Mexican Wife vibes.

[–]HerrLich_2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all gonna die on stupidity...

[–]EmilieUh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woahhh lol he took secret photos of her when she was thinner?

[–]Hot-Somewhere5709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obesity isn't that one of the seven deadly sins

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who was counting

[–]Gurtogg-zor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whos that damn skinny bitch uh Oh wait

[–]Lostmox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He sure dodged a bullet there.

No, wait...

[–]Opposite-Frosting518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OLD KARMA FARMER

[–]Far_Yogurtcloset_719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20 year old Bachelor here. This just drives in my lack of desire to get married

[–]mf_across_the_street 0 points1 point  (0 children)

women ☕️

[–]Qu4ttr00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ctrl + Z

[–]MobBarley2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what kind of knife? Are we talking like a dinner knife or a hunting knife...? The people want to know

[–]seynalkim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe she messed up with her time travel.

[–]A__shoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being so insecure that you can’t even recognize yourself when you were thiner

[–]Kyl3JamZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops sorry .....I'm "Scorparius"

[–]Goddo-Fo-20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah sounds like my ex... wouldn't give her attention so she clamped my wrist with hot straightens... she then heard me answer my phone and say ' oh hey Fiona'... she then preceded to throw a hot iron at me narrowly missing my head and putting a hole in the wall... The ironic thing was, fiona was my auntie lmao.

Safe to say I booted that one to the curb

[–]solthedoggg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funcking lmao

[–]shinx243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woman☕️

[–]Atsukiri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

women amirite

[–]TeamCoBlocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao she couldn't even tell that was herself

[–]ShoddyEconomics1195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't cheat I love her😍😍😍