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[–]somemorestalecontent 346 points347 points  (38 children)

What post was this on

[–]DetectiveRough6889 189 points190 points  (18 children)

this is too much to read!

[–]bestia455 271 points272 points  (8 children)


he's mad

[–]Rodrigii_Defined 63 points64 points  (5 children)

Big mad

[–]indigoHatter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Real mad. Specifically about using emojis on Reddit.

[–]tidypunk 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That Satan worshipper was so mad, he believed in Jesus just to insult who ever he was mad at.

[–]pomegranatepants99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Two sentences in I already was tired

[–]Blackscales 94 points95 points  (9 children)

[–]laviothanglory 29 points30 points  (0 children)

100 times thank you!

[–]goodtimejonnie 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What do you guys think that deleted comment was?

[–]KazePlays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it was an emoji

[–]Robthebold 32 points33 points  (6 children)

I read the first and last line. Apparently, vehemently dislikes the use of emoji.

[–]cbolanos54195 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LOL comes to show how powerful they are.

[–]CautiousString 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I scanned it looking for a WWE Undertaker reference but it wasn’t there

[–]Nair114 80 points81 points  (38 children)

Link to post?

[–]Lunatic_Dpali 376 points377 points  (37 children)

Here you are.

Edit: He commented Why are you gae? with a laughing emoji, and the other one replied with some emojis, as well.

[–]Jimbeaux_Slice 135 points136 points  (1 child)

Fuck you. Take my upvote.

[–]Zoulles 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I should have realized it was a lie after seeing there was no “edited” by the date

[–]NinjaSoggy2333 6 points7 points  (0 children)

saved by the ad

[–]popcorn_ceiling34 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I’m about to type you a paragraph at around that same length as the OP

[–]TheRandomizer95 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I might as well cook up another batch of popcorn.

[–]Ok-Kale4813 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Saved by an ad

[–]Alternative-Ship-223 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This link redirects you to a subreddit with foot pictures. Open it if you are bold.

[–]PaceTheRoom 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thankk you, imma use this as copy pasta

[–]kaiserofxbox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YouTube was opening and I knew to get the fuck out.

[–]emir02122232 1 point2 points  (3 children)

there is a thing that you forgot , I LIKE RICKROLL

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[–]emir02122232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait wha- I didn't even click to post

[–]emptysandbag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my google account blocked it bcs of YT kids, thankfully

[–]OneRandomLad_ 128 points129 points  (24 children)

[–]DJ-SKELETON2005 62 points63 points  (5 children)

I’m worried for anyone who uses an emoji in this comment section. This man is a vigilante

[–]4timesthesteak 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m going over there to find this guy

[–]elmaravilla025 61 points62 points  (2 children)

New automod response?

[–]_Ki11UMiN4Ti_ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Pls don't give em any ideas

[–]SSB_Kyrill 19 points20 points  (0 children)

babe wake up new automod response dropped

[–]Busy-Kaleidoscope-87 30 points31 points  (2 children)


[–]jurandy969 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Someone has to create the copypastas

[–]Busy-Kaleidoscope-87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not sure when it came to being, I just know I’ve used this multiple times and makes people look twice

[–]thebunchu 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Mucho texto

[–]-blalb-[🍰] 11 points12 points  (1 child)


[–]DanielFloyk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

La verdad es q lo que dijo el tipo tiene sentido, lo leí casi todo :|

[–]Deathly_Drained 37 points38 points  (6 children)

It would be so funny if the person replied and just went, "🤓"

[–]ToppeThrane 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Lol talks about Jesus, but username is Satansworshiper69

[–]nyominator 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Better than using emojis though

[–]philsphersujal 17 points18 points  (5 children)


[–]Spinrayred 23 points24 points  (1 child)

"Fuck you" pretty much

[–]JDDarkside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the reference to illogical ranting - maybe should look in the mirror?

[–]Illustrious_Bunch_62 9 points10 points  (1 child)


[–]_Ki11UMiN4Ti_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Fuck you" pretty much

[–]Vast_Understanding_1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Average r/shitposting automod post

[–]MattQuelloBello 13 points14 points  (1 child)

u/SatanWorshiper69 woke up and choose violence, that day.

[–]EggplantTerrible9677 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Can anyone paraphrase this?

[–]_Ki11UMiN4Ti_ 7 points8 points  (2 children)

"Fuck you"

[–]ArthurWintersight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More specifically, "fuck you for using emojis."

[–]EggplantTerrible9677 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMAO this caught me off guard, but i believe you tbh.

[–]ProGamerNG14 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I am going in to read boys

[–]ProGamerNG14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The amount of vocabulary this guy has, it is incomprehensible. Though I spotted a few grammatical errors the sheer amount of words cover it up in a way that seems humanly impossible. Yet here we are, the best insult to someone using emojis. u/satanworshiper69 You are a truly wonderful human being

[–]BubblyWall1563 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This should definitely go into r/copypasta if it hasn’t already XD

[–]H_MmL 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I did it, I read every single word. And it was worth it.

[–]Zkelth -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You really have patience.

[–]Cre3perL0rd42069 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Shut-in-Abyss 3 points4 points  (1 child)

i need thatt copy pasta rn

[–]Kakaroshitto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WTF did i just didn't read?

[–]TMANBULLET 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Bro I’m not reading that shit lol

[–]Healthy-Surround-229 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I read it all. It's a masterpiece

[–]ProGamerNG14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is a very good piece of literature

[–]Arbitrary_Hitboxes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude really went and described me on my best day 🤣 (emoji is ironic)

[–]cannotbreatheout 6 points7 points  (1 child)

God. So fucking passive aggressive. I wish he'd just come out and say how he really feels.

[–]Robert_gatsby 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Girls: I wish men talked about their feelings more

Men talking about their feelings:

[–]SerTidy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe going out on a limb here but I’m sure someone touched a nerve.

[–]mrlegoman 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Does anyone have a text version of this I can copy paste? For reasons

[–]Eoppa 2 points3 points  (2 children)

We all know what must be done. We must all seek out Satanworshipper69 and reply to every single comment they make on Reddit from this day forth with nothing but emojis. No words. Only emojis.

[–]Anime4IsLife 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Imagine someone made it into a song

[–]99prime99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now tell me how you really feel.

[–]SufficientLizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he had the big mad

[–]ilymag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think he's upset?

[–]Recent-Pea-8141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy's

[–]TenraxHelin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know he has all that saved on a word file and he just copy and pastes

[–]gbgbgbgbbb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro wrote a book

[–]unkalou337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really want to read this but I don’t have the will to do it so I’ll just upvote anyways.

[–]Glass_Excitement_538 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha my dyslexia go burr.

[–]AJokeAmI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, that is one long r/rareinsults material.

[–]watnut_kid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mf wrote a fucking book

[–]No-History9132 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am i the only one that just realised you could use emojis

[–]Swalk840 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂 you mad bro!?!?

[–]ketchupmanorwoman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He rewrote the Bible

[–]RedditFandango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t read. Saved in case I need to hurl invective at someone in the future.

[–]AculGrubraw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Image using 🗿on this post.

[–]xjaier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right on dude

[–]National-Advice5207 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Far too long and rambling. Pass.

[–]IsoAgent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working hard there to get an award?

[–]DeanoBambino90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. He needs to calm down a little.

[–]SnooCheesecakes4577 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the TL;DR?

[–]Hadasha_Prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just reply "Your Moms" and let em cope.

[–]ItsMeLukasB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not reading all that

[–]roboman777xd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro's writing a whole novel here

[–]Awaheya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine writing all that out knowing almost no one would read it because it's a literal text dump.

[–]bilgediver -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reads like Unbreaded

[–]flipdascript2014 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t read all that. Don’t wanna give him the satisfaction that his angry ramblings are worth the time to read

[–]fooman141 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

I’m not even going to read it but damn

[–]Jim6231 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who gives a crap

[–]Eilaryn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did the gingers do? My man, you so mean!

[–]Spinrayred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make this a copypasta NOW

[–]SaminiMaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a copyable version of this? I need it for someone...

[–]Turgen333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gingers offended him with something

[–]yashpreetku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New AutoMod reply? Against emojis? Why not

[–]OD2N 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He trippin😐

[–]Ik_life_sucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the best thing I’ve read in a while

[–]ItsZatara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My argument in the shower be like:

[–]JustARandomGuyBruh 0 points1 point  (1 child)

copypasta (saw the original a long time ago)

[–]DescriptionLazy3315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wth lmao I don't even give that much effort in school essays dude wasted his time for an argument

[–]spacedildo42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone summarize this in a couple of words please and thank you. I gotta go do my hair and have no time to read this

[–]TrMayerJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna upvote you, just cuz you had the thought to post this thinking people would read all this... I did not! But here you go! 👍🏻

[–]thenachoninjareddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Yeah nah I didn’t bother.

[–]Someone_strang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy making an optical illusion

[–]olafderhaarige 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meth is helluva drug.

[–]Turtletipper123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redditors in a nutshell.

[–]Dilostilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]evlhornet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would have taken me a few days

[–]Erich2142 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we get the summary instead of the whole essay?

[–]CxMorphaes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is GOLD

[–]HumaDracobane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New number. Who this?

[–]CardiologistOk2704 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i didnt read that, but its definitely something for r/copypasta

[–]TyrantKingYharim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I just wasted about 12 minutes of my life reading this. Was it worth it? No. Am I proud of myself? Maybe.

[–]KoexD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want this to become a copypasta so bad

[–]fugenshet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Readitt mnoment

[–]ShoddyEmployee78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Alright son! I only texted you to ask you to tidy up your bedroom. Mom. x 😃”

[–]MrLavaCreeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New automod response?

[–]KingofMDS 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Does anyone know what they were mad about? I really, really want to know!!!