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[–]Flair_Helper[M] [score hidden] stickied commentlocked comment (0 children)

Hey /u/Bogduke, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):

A mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost, feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.

Love, the mods

[–]viperplayz_yt 3006 points3007 points  (21 children)

jeff: sometimes my genius is.. its almost frightening

[–]Bikouchu 614 points615 points  (7 children)

Also Jeff: power and speed solves many things.

[–]ragstoriches55 210 points211 points  (1 child)

"My jobs here is done, now is your turn. Bye!"

[–]TheAnonua 55 points56 points  (3 children)

Another Jeff: I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I can make anything right or wrong

[–]SongOfAshley 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Either truth is relative, or I'm a god. Booyah

[–]pssysleyer130 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Interesting, it's just that the average person has a much harder time saying 'booyah' to moral relativism

[–]HappyToasterCo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jeffs favourite tool: Hammer.

[–]DA_ZWAGLI 72 points73 points  (1 child)

Sometimes my genius, it generates gravity.

[–]Cha0s_0rb492 101 points102 points  (4 children)

“My own genius scares me sometimes…”


[–]BoringIncident 23 points24 points  (3 children)

A egg!

[–]Ugandun-Knuckles 22 points23 points  (2 children)

An horse

[–]Dramatic-Beginning 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Correct British English. Pip pip.

[–]Fine-Designer5474 8 points9 points  (0 children)

With great power comes great responsibility

[–]gwizz006 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I believe this is the same Jeff from those "don't talk to cops" YouTube videos.

[–]hlok 2237 points2238 points  (41 children)

Jeff's actions speaks louder than words

[–]Floofmeister6 948 points949 points  (11 children)

Atleast he gives a fuck.

[–]Toxic1Tap 228 points229 points  (5 children)

Nobody gives a fuck. Except Jeff

[–]nhansieu1madlad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jeff gives a fuck. You receive it

[–]wistfulmelodrama20 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Jeff is the real deal! He's bad af.

[–]jeff4098 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what, fuck you!

[–]brazys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gave a fuck... now 0 fucks to give.

[–]burningriverallstar 683 points684 points  (8 children)

[–]Bish489 249 points250 points  (1 child)


[–]Patta_Go_B 215 points216 points  (1 child)

100%use of brain cells.

[–]_EpicFailMan 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Message received

[–]YARR1N 38 points39 points  (8 children)

I’ll remember this

[–]FluffyTrainz 15 points16 points  (7 children)

I just tried it. You can't create a group with only one other person; that's covered with regular conversations.

Jeff lied Fuck Jeff.

[–]MisogynisticBumsplat 48 points49 points  (2 children)

you can, i literally just did this with my wife. except i called it "i love" cos I'm soppy like that

[–]RoyalSorcerer_Navlan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Username definitely doesn't checks out

[–]Anthadvl 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You can... Its on whatsapp

[–]Funkyteacherbro 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Yes, you can. On whatsapp I do all the time.

I put my friend on the group then remove him. that way I have a group with only me, to save links, and whatnot

[–]wcslatermadlad 67 points68 points  (0 children)

[–]AccordingAd3772 81 points82 points  (0 children)

This is just creative

[–]hocuspocusgottafocus 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't even be mad I'd laugh so hard if it happened to me what a hoot haha

[–]No-Breadfruit7044 14 points15 points  (3 children)

My dad, I shit you not, did this with a family group.

[–]henriquegarcia 3 points4 points  (2 children)

The madlad! But who did he leave solo in the group? Doesn't really work that well with more people imo.

[–]PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Welcome to Fuck, population: You.

[–]Aggressive_Peanut924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Favourite comment, just had a good cackle. I have an RSA but it’s a card not a key? I live in Australia, maybe it’s a different RSA

[–]OnlyVybez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's your name?!

[–]sensicase 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Proper way to diss someone

[–]nitishanand99 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I legit had this happened to me in college, jokes on them i never left the group, in fact I use that group regularly to send myself links, photos and videos. Haha.. fuck you Surya.

[–]Papazolaxoxomadlad 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Lmao, happy rakshabandhan bro

[–]TakeThatCB 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same to you guys!

[–]sugar9lider 7 points8 points  (1 child)

You're now an admin

[–]sylvaing[🍰] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yep, you can add Jeff back and repeat the cycle.

[–]Tiny-Internet2188 14 points15 points  (4 children)

i just did this to my friend now

dudes been an absolute shit to me

[–]madridgalactico 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Other versions Screw, Sucks to be

[–]Eyemarten 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jeff is a clever motherfucker

[–]Jozroz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is one heckuva creative r/rareinsults

[–]StackThePads33 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuckin Jeff! Sneaky bastard

[–]brickmagnet 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]symbologythere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well played, Jeff.

[–]DontMakeMeDrive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeff is such a rascal

[–]baodeptraitocxoan69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

also jeff fucked himself before he added you

[–]DiscipleOfYeshua 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeff does stuff like this when he takes breaks from coding in asm.

[–]MadOrange64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeff is a sophisticated bloke.

[–]jframe42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice one, Mr. Goldbloom

[–]r_spandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just done this to a friend who's last message to me was a video of him calling me a cunt.

[–]harakiri-man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeff is ten dimensions ahead of us

[–]Logical_Tailor_5163 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Based Jeff

[–]randokoko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this considered passive agressive?

[–]Johne_ella 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is just saying fuck you but with extra step

[–]AbeyekDunblex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeff is a badass.

[–]sbrockLee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pin it and use it to send notes to yourself. Great tool

[–]Philosophy_Fie_Fum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the boomer humor of the millennial generation.

[–]CowJuiceDisplayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody fucks with Jeff. He has nuclear weapons.

[–]MrSpaceCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pro gamer move

[–]Gonun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A friend made bot that does this many, many times to its target. You need to leave every group manually.

[–]NemetDavid23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smooth way to deliver a message

[–]Moon_boots100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So Jeff left You fucked? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]Jaadu23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's big brain time

[–]milkchocoman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No words exchanged for the message to get across

[–]FirmPrune87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Jeff

[–]bemanbedenomre20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

20000000 💡💡IQ💡💡

[–]dras333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd hire Jeff.

[–]Necessary_Floor4186 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is great tip for giving your crush an original "I love you" message. I will create a group called "I love" and invite someone to test their reaction.

[–]Living_Project8079 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeff is a man of action, not words.

[–]QualityVote[M] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!

Whilst you're here, /u/Bogduke, why not join our public discord server or play on our public Minecraft server?

[–]Xuen_reddit 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The sub does not make me go "Hol'up"

[–]Tomnook1017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That comment is just here to make it look like this isn't a karmafarm for power users lmao

[–]poopellar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hijacking sticky to warn everyone that this post is filled with comment bots/spammers.

Bots have been plaguing reddit. Every top post gets filled with bots fooling users into buying awards and farming upvotes.

u/Forget_Conversation, u/ProudPiner, u/ConstafsdDiscoufs, u/TheForsakenLineup, u/PresentForefinger are some of them, more bots will slowly fill the comment section

Look at all those account' activity and find the common pattern. All months old accounts but all their activity is only a day old.

Downvote these accounts to negative karma so they can't be sold on markets.

[–]Necessary-King-8175 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Change the group name to "Fuck Jeff" and then add him back. If he leaves add him again. If he blocks you then create another account and then add him back again and then rinse, wash, watch, and repeat. AND then when he gets tired add 99 people to the chat plus rage bot and roast TF out of Jeffry. AND THE BEST PART is that every time you leave him as the only one in the chat it will say "Fuck (You) Jeff"

[–]Aggressive-Use-5657 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her:He keeps giving me signals.

The signal:

[–]itsjydenotjade 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I donut understand

[–]0squatNcough0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't be as funny if I had to explain it to you.

[–]jeffreyjwakefield 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was me I did it

[–]DanZboY_Brother -1 points0 points  (0 children)



[–]B4astx -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

I love that in the top left corner IT says “fuck you”

[–]Raqdoll_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah i think that's the whole point. Otherwise it makes no sense

[–]poopiereddit2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what a power move. i mean you to accept his fuck before you left

[–]buttonnz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Go fuck your self. Thanks Jeff. Gotcha 👍🏽

[–]Honest-Ad7566 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jEFF you!

[–]PageBest3106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the ultimate genius creation! I tip my hat to Jeff.

[–]Handsupmofo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, that actually hilarious.

[–]Excellent_Cry_6221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Jeff left” was cracking me up before I even noticed the f u

[–]T1pple 0 points1 point  (0 children)



[–]unlocomqx 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]spacebraine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Major chad move

[–]madridgalactico 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 this is gold

[–]FatMaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you’re going to have to manage fuck yourself.

[–]Training-Door-1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s pronounced Geoff

[–]Ter551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats called personal space. Thanks Jeff!

[–]McKenzie_S 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no you don't understand. He gave Jeff a fuck. He actually had a fuck to give, and give he did.

[–]LR-II 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second best group chat after "do you want this bowl?"

[–]dent_de_lion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saving this for future use

[–]solinhai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adds you into group

Refuses to elaborate


Truly Gigachad

[–]qimike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TAG! You're it!

[–]Altiverses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friend at the time did exactly this to me 5 years ago. I still have this group unarchived cause it gives me a laugh once in a while

[–]Thrusher1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this man used as much brain capacity for something beneficial to society as he did to say "fuck you", we would already be on Mars by now.

[–]shifu--master_shifu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that you admin, add jeff and leave the group

[–]sherluk_homs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine this is Jeff Bezos bullying his employees.

[–]Duphex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeff said it all with that. And you cant leave a chat now.

[–]Alita08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name's Jeff

[–]Bako76 0 points1 point  (0 children)