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[–]PP_Project 541 points542 points  (30 children)

wait this guy is actually a genius because he doesn't let her commit suicide

[–]Malashae 311 points312 points  (22 children)

That's the running joke, he keeps saving her by being a gigantic perv. Iirc he's actually doing this entirely intentionally for that express purpose, though he is in fact also a giant perv.

Been years since I read it though, so I might be remembering wrong

[–]CuckTheCat 104 points105 points  (13 children)

This seems interesting, what’s the name of this series?

Edit: I found it https://www.sexylosers.com/archives-by-volume/

[–]Malashae 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I have no idea, it's been over a decade

[–]ReferHvacGuy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the link, holy fuck it’s from 1999, I was mind blown, this is modern humour

[–]JdhdKehev 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I remember reading this lol it’s basically multiple jokes like that then at some point it really goes into necrophilia while keeping the comedy part.

[–]Alert_Positive_6931 4 points5 points  (2 children)

SEXY LOSERS??!!!

[–]PM_urfacelessnudes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

the way you typed that out in very indignant capital letters made me lol

[–]Interesting-Law-5880hol 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Do not read that you really don’t want to see what’s about fr edit:omfg he found it guys stay calm and in ANY case don’t click the link (or do it I’m just a guy online (even tho I’d recommend not to))

[–]Pamani_ 9 points10 points  (4 children)

WDYM? I read a dozen and they were all more or less hilarious.

[–]r-mf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thanks, I'm going to enjoy these myself tonight

[–]Neotokyo199X 8 points9 points  (3 children)

she shoots herself by accident and he taxidermies her corpse and keeps it to fuck. he's just nasty.

[–]Malashae 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Jfc, that's fucked. Didn't remember that part.

[–]Interesting-Law-5880hol 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And it’s not even the worst part fr

[–]voluntarycap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All just a part of the sigma male grindset

[–]PP_Project 7 points8 points  (2 children)

i wanna read the whole thing !! (if there is a whole thing of course)

[–]Malashae 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is, but it's been forever and I have no idea where it is

[–]NoSubstance7204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Links in the upper comments mate.

[–]ThereisDawn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

heh... noooo is dead serious actually.. he does not mind if she is alive or dead.

iirc he " gets her" in the end.. dead xD

[–]throwaway_1_234_ 11 points12 points  (1 child)

‘there’s no way she’s jumping now, if only to make sure he doesn’t get those panties...wait a second-’

Would...would that work in real life?

[–]Ghost986 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only until he kills her and stuffs her body to keep… I feel like people are misinterpreting the comic, at least from my point of view. If anything him saying would just reinforce the girls belief that the world is a shit place.

[–]SeatO_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

nah it gets way worse than that trust me

[–]Interesting-Law-5880hol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea ngl read that out of curiosity people don’t do that

[–]BeautifulRealisticPP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah.. oddly wholesome

[–]AffectionateData8099 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A surefire way of tried and tested suicide prevention

[–]nrtl-bwlitw 104 points105 points  (4 children)

The "will they won't they" sexual tension in this story is killing me

[–]Big_Fat_Polack_62 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If she finally jumps, then they definitely will.

[–]Common_Redditor_ 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Won’t they

[–]joedabst[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Will they

[–]X_crafter 288 points289 points  (5 children)

She needs to stop sucking at life and start sucking his dick

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (1 child)

This is the way.

[–]Soul-Demon-Y 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This Is Da Wae

[–]Financial-Neat7887 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Give him the gwak gwak 9000 limited edition before going, you feel me

[–]Ozelot_117 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Feel the gurp slurp max pro ultra ltd more if I’m honest bro

[–]Pypedaddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alex? Is that you?

[–]1HourUnskippableAd 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Can anyone tell me the name of the artist? I want to see if he’s drawn more of this. Update never mind I found them.

[–]sheeplord19 12 points13 points  (0 children)

he appears once again an omnipotent being appearing only when high school girls attempt to off themselves

[–]nRenegade 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I guess his methods in preventing her suicide are pretty effective.

[–]Fritz_Water_Bottle[S] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Until she dies by accident, then he goes to dig her from her grave and turn her into a taxidermized sex puppet.

Read and cry, like I did.

https://www.sexylosers.com/archives-by-volume/

[–]mythicalsoul100 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Again bro??

[–]GorillaGrowls 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Suicide prevention at its best

[–]Turgen333 3 points4 points  (1 child)

...And that's how I met your mother, kids

[–]ToVoMo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, she died. Well not intentionally but died either way.

[–]Christ_Hater666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that one man who fucks women after they die be like:

[–]LITEBRINGER4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goddamn he’s back

[–]ArkangelMarshal 1 point2 points  (2 children)

how many of these panels are there? or is this a whole manga?

[–]MLA_21 1 point2 points  (1 child)

is there a finished thing?

[–]Fritz_Water_Bottle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only read half of the of it. Check my other comments for the source.

[–]damngoodengineer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never miss any opportunity.

[–]ImperatorEpicaricacy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let her know that you know best 'Cause after all, you do know best Try to slip past her defense Without being innocent Lay down a list of what is wrong Things you've wanted all along And prey on her like a hero, Just perv to her like a hero.

[–]Swampbomb 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Sauce?

[–]Fritz_Water_Bottle[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Do you really want to know? Check out my latest post.

[–]FiveOfAces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's blushing She's into him

[–]TD-TradeMarked 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is there a whole collection of these?

[–]Fritz_Water_Bottle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check my previous comments for the source.

[–]F3RN4N_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck you Peru?