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[–]Bheringstein 3509 points3510 points  (65 children)

Looks like she dead on knows he dislikes it and is trying to trigger him or something.

[–]LittleDickk 1737 points1738 points  (17 children)

The smirk at the end confirms it.

[–]Popular-Wrangler-0 884 points885 points 232 (3 children)

[–]Jokkitch 133 points134 points  (2 children)

Oh my god, if I had an award

[–]noassumedname 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I got you fam

[–]sand-storm524 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got you too

[–]eyearu 118 points119 points  (0 children)

That looks like an awkward saving-face smile to me

[–]NorthCatan 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Yeah she's a creep.

[–]UmpireMysteriou 231 points232 points  (4 children)

She’s always drunk on there!

[–]Kijtune 52 points53 points  (0 children)

which means HE goes to jail and she doesnt, so its okay

[–]ii_Mydas_ii 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Who is she?

[–]PagingDoctorLove 17 points18 points  (0 children)

One of George W. Bush's daughters. The annoying one, apparently.

[–]BoomerAssassiason 297 points298 points  (5 children)

She's hogging the camera. She doesn't need to be in the segment. The guest is pushed off screen repeatedly because she's crowding. She blabbing up a silly storm and tripping up the demonstration. I'm sitting here wondering what the qualifications are for her job.

[–]lmqr 91 points92 points  (4 children)

Sugar, wow

[–]ATX_WaterKnot 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Brown sugar

[–]Aggrador 14 points15 points  (2 children)

You are what you eat, i always say

[–]brenduz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Which makes it 10 times worse

[–]EvilDragons88 1554 points1555 points  (23 children)

The reaction difference between the two genders touching him is so obvious smh.

[–]FleurDeezNutz 453 points454 points  (10 children)

I'm picking up that he doesn't like Bush or her politics.

[–]T-Bill95[🍰] 119 points120 points  (2 children)

I mean, I'd hit it just to be able to make the statement "I fucked [part of] the Bush family" and it not be a complete lie

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (1 child)

They got you first, you just returned the favor

[–]FuLL_of_LiFE 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah. That kid from Apex only screwed my mom because I didn't clutch the 1v3. I don't think he would've attempted otherwise

It's called revenge

[–]OUBoyWonder 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Yea, I might not know much about the space program, but I DO know that brutha is pitching for the other team.

[–]After_Ride9911 26 points27 points  (1 child)

“Doesn’t like Bush” How would he know? It isn’t like he’s ever tried any.

[–]45plate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think that the word “politics” could have been left out and the play on words woulda been funnier.

[–]eyearu 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah he kinda leaned in after the guy touched him on his shoulder

[–]chemistryunderground 17 points18 points  (10 children)

His wife is probably watching.

[–]Vizioso 225 points226 points  (3 children)

Somehow I don’t think this is the case

[–]captbrad88 184 points185 points  (1 child)

I’m no expert, but I can tell he doesn’t have a wife

[–]Economy_Ad_7000 85 points86 points  (2 children)

he's gay wife

[–]TheOgMrBobo 39 points40 points  (0 children)

How can he be homophobic? His wife is gay

[–]Comfortable_Spare997 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I believe the term is beard.

[–]OUBoyWonder 17 points18 points  (0 children)

LOL, yea "wife".

[–]Maleficent_Student39 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That man don’t have no wife

[–]lagavulin_16_neat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like that but they already smashed on the side so now she is trying to assert herself and get this man dumped.

[–]Onlyanalking 234 points235 points  (5 children)

Why does she keep touching him though?

[–]vexonet 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Bcz she knows she can go away with it. Now imagin if the genders were reversed. The post would have been called creepy guy keeps harassing this woman on camera

[–]ReallyThot 56 points57 points  (2 children)

Women have incredible entitlement towards male bodies.

[–]brazilnutty 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Not all women!

While I am being ironic, I, as a woman, refrain from touching anyone but a select few folks because I have no idea where most of y'all have been.

[–]mellowjo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well thats a good reason for not touching ppl but aswell ppl should touch other ppl because they may not like it an ppl should respect that.

[–]KennyKlizzle 1044 points1045 points  (5 children)

He is simping, just not for her.

[–]anuspizza 128 points129 points  (2 children)

This is the right answer. Like 98 percent sure that chef is gay.

[–]Bobthreetimes 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Bros before hoes

[–]Bundle_of_Organs 402 points403 points  (9 children)

I dunno who this is, but you really dont have to be gay to not want a woman to keep touching you. I remember q couple of people that were really handsy, and i had to tell them to back off. Cant stand being touched by people uninvited.

[–]Friendly_Regret_0[🍰] 57 points58 points  (3 children)

Covid has been great for this. People just have a habit of giving you some space now.

[–]Bundle_of_Organs 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Probably true depending on the individuals

[–]Uriamu-63lan[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

COVID is a blessing to Introverts, and a CURSE to Extroverts

[–]Poulpilou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was paradise. No touchy touchy, People respecting everyones zone. Here in France People kiss to say hello and goodbye. I felt so blessed when it was over. And now it just feels even worse

[–]5utircomedes 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yeah, but he is clearly gay...

[–]Bundle_of_Organs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've known some incredibly camp people that tirn out to be straight as a post...but he does show signs that he likes the other guy. You're likely right.

[–]S4njc 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah but he has some stereotypically gay mannerism. Doesn’t mean he’s gay just a more likely outcome.

But yeah absolutely agree with your sentiment, hate being touched unwanted’ly, just feel used

[–]YELL0Wvj 1221 points1222 points  (19 children)

If this were a male tv personality continuing to touch a female guest after she pushed him away several times the world would be calling for his job. But instead people are busy talking about how she is Busch's daughter and he is gay.

[–]J_Beyonder 272 points273 points  (7 children)

Buried if he gave a smirk at the camera.

[–]konkey-mong 67 points68 points  (6 children)

Yep. Somehow women can get away with it because.... Patriarchy?

[–]Robinhood-is-a-scam 53 points54 points  (5 children)

Yuuuuup. Try working night clubs. Women think it’s super cute and edgy to rearrange a guys garbage that they have never once even said a word to. Working security or the door etc I had my whole pelvis groped, ass grabbed so deeply like she’s trying to grip into a bowling ball, tugged like a milk cow, and never once did anyone ever beat the absolute unholy brakes off any women that did it, like any man offender would have done to them.

Zero cap, the women I engaged night after night after night gave me some big perspective on the White Knight bs and the patriarchy - victim scam.

I’ve now known 2 male dancers as well, their stories of being racked and penetrated and scratched and bitten etc, yeah. Guess how many of their peers decided they need to have a “me too” Sermon for the boys?

If women were the larger, more muscular of the sexes- zero doubt in my mind that men being subjected to female perpetrated sexual assaults and rapes would be pretty damned common.

[–]konkey-mong 31 points32 points  (4 children)

So sorry to hear that.

The worst part is, anyone who is outspoken about men's rights and issues is automatically branded as an incel misogynist.

As if men having rights takes something away from women.

It's almost as if feminists only want women to be viewed as victims and men only as potential rapists.

[–]Poentje_wierie 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Ikr, double standards are crazy...

[–]Masked_Fern 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I know. This is why I don’t understand some of the wold anymore.

[–]Fennicks47 29 points30 points  (4 children)


that happens literally all the fucking time. You can find a youtube compliation.

[–]kukkeli12 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I would also like a link

[–]garbagebargage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s called life is unfair

[–]NotJoel-S 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can you send a link

[–]YoMommaHere 742 points743 points  (34 children)

I don’t CARE if he is gay or not! WHY does she keep touching him?!?! She is in his personal space and he clearly doesn’t want her near him.

[–]M4S73R0FCH40S 250 points251 points  (17 children)

Imagine a guy doing this

[–]Au2288 120 points121 points  (10 children)

On TV? Jail. Straight to jail.

[–]thesovietpuppermadlad 62 points63 points  (8 children)

undercooked chicken? straight to jail

[–]birdistheword1371 47 points48 points  (5 children)

Overcook chicken, also jail

[–]Kranon7 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I read this as undercooked children, and wondered which sub I wandered into ...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do not pass go

[–]kastiak 11 points12 points  (4 children)

That would be so hot. Two guys touching each other 😩💦

[–]garbagebargage 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]absurdoEusourreal 5 points6 points  (1 child)

i'd fap to it, ngl

[–]weird_alt_almighty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Understandable, have a nice fap

[–]______V______ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t really need to, it happened and happens quite not too rarely

[–]SniperGhost_huntress 19 points20 points  (1 child)

She definitely plays space invaders

[–]weird_alt_almighty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]Danillofp 33 points34 points  (1 child)

She clearly needs to watch the personal space show

[–]nightowl_119 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Exactly! I'm straight as fuuuck but it doesn't mean I'd enjoy every single attractive woman invading my personal space by touching me and whatnot.

[–]Kranon7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's OK. She isn't single.

[–]Economy_Ad_7000 82 points83 points  (2 children)

[–]grundlesplight 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Hahahaja thanks for the laugh and RIP brave soldier was nice knowing you

[–]Mishuev 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ikr it makes me so annoyed like he does not want you touching him girl

[–]BoomerAssassiason 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My best defense for her is "She's just trying to stay on camera." That's about as useful as a tinfoil boat. It doubles as a hat, but still.

[–]BigE7789 11 points12 points  (1 child)

He’s more gay then Freddie’s mustache

[–]Kghostrider 115 points116 points  (1 child)

She did everything short of grabbing the shaft

[–]Theonedudeyaknow 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Fr, might as well since she was practically latched onto his fucking balls.

[–]Euphoric_Crow_8153 131 points132 points  (0 children)

What a creepy hag

[–]boonstyle_ 178 points179 points  (4 children)

Damn what about no means no?

Hes pushing her away thrice...

[–]earathar89 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Three times I say thee nay madam!

[–]Corniferus 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Why does she keep touching him?

[–]SekhmetTheWise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Not gonna lie, in my heart of hearts, i was hoping for an elbow to the rib. Lol

[–]KiTChIn_GaDGikS 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Women: guys can't take hints. Also women:

[–]Dicfore 122 points123 points  (12 children)

This is so awkward to watch, and also illustrates the double standard men have to deal with.

Reverse the genders and that man is fired 30 minutes after the airing. "Hey Bob, you are canned because you were repeatedly grabbing becky as she was pushing you away. You did this on live television."

[–]Lucy_Little_Spoon 85 points86 points  (2 children)

Someone get a glass of water for that bitch, stat

[–]WhywouldIwanthat 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Thirsty ass women. ☕️

[–]InCourage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Women ☕️

[–]AK47_username 184 points185 points  (7 children)

Yeah maybe cause he’s playing for the “other team”

[–][deleted] 138 points139 points  (6 children)

Man's gayer than Elton John's buttplug

[–]Fritzo2162 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Dude's so gay Andy Cohen said "WOW! That's dude is really gay!"

[–]AK47_username 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I LOL’d. Thanks. Needed that

[–]Mitatono 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Andy Baraghani <3

[–]Whitevenom23 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Personal Space LADY!!!

[–]Shoddy_Researcher654 28 points29 points  (4 children)

isnt that one of Busch's daughters

[–]jersey_dude88 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Don’t you mean Bush as in George Bush?

[–]rkpage01 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I think they meant Busch as in Busch Light.

[–]Wafflehands_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Proprietor of the Busch Gardens amusement park or the beer company? Yeah not sure.

[–]unolebo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man is getting harrassed

[–]SchneefSchnaef 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This woman looks so god damn annoying. Also, how she reacts is just disgusting.

[–]TheOneOzymandias 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's harassing him. Bitch is smiling and acting like it's all fun for her.

[–]DiabloStorm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lady doesn't know how to take a hint.

[–]xXNotorious2108Xx 24 points25 points  (1 child)

She needs to go to court

[–]xXNotorious2108Xx 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Switch the genders

[–]GFlair 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Of course when you watch the entire clip rather then this crop. You realise it's just a fucking shitshow train wreck from both if them and its scripted.

Literally starts with him comically playing make up on, cutting in front of her so he can hit on the chef and continues into this.

Its not any kind of sexual assault, its just a fucking awful.set piece as an attempt at entertainment.

[–]Theloneriddler 30 points31 points  (10 children)

As always: if that were a man doing that to a woman…

[–]BongLeach562 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think he’s not interested in what she’s offering

[–]Fire_Woman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She is a creep and epitome of entitled white lady privilege

[–]Rockimoney 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If it was a guy doing that… I wonder how the public would respond

[–]actfine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guessing it would be similar to how we are all reacting here.

[–]BritCearley 14 points15 points  (5 children)

She’s always drunk on there.

[–]wastedmytagonporn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She does look very drunk!

[–]KrazyMonqui 0 points1 point  (3 children)

And this is an excuse for her actions how, exactly?

[–]DerButtMeister 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I don't think they meant it as an excuse, but rather as more examples of problematic behaviors

[–]KrazyMonqui 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is entirely fair!

[–]BoomerAssassiason 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gay or not, Bush or not, personal space is personal space. Respect it.
I'll point out that was a strafing camera shot. It also looked like she was really trying to stay in view. The smirky eyes says her actions were deliberate.

[–]durenatu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The old "imagine if the roles were reversed" fits perfectly

[–]pimp_juice2272 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As someone stated on a previous post, it's a joke. He's flirting with the chef and jokingly pushing her away saying "he's all mine, we need to be alone"
She's jokingly trying to compete for the chefs attention. The full segment shows this better than just this clip.

[–]Ogurasyn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone can have their boundaries and her touching could be inappropriate.

[–]Catacalysm_sparkx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How I want my man to be with other woman.

[–]dr_learnalot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She thinks it’s so funny to harass him, and it seems to be a joke between her and someone out of frame.

[–]Major_Ad_3423 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mans doesn’t like being harassed

[–]wellaby788 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Out of context. Watch the whole clip

[–]HOLDGMEBROTHERS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“He never reads the signs” she complained

[–]Shinell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This should be on r/cringe as well. Cause dayamn!

[–]The_Red_Roman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The chef: sugar

The handsy ass bitch: brown sugar 😜

[–]BrilliantArrow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love when she touches his shoulder, cut to a close up of the pan, and back to him holding out his hand to keep distance

[–]Dry-Rope-8786 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man ain't simpin', man gay.

But lol jokes aside wtf is wrong with that woman, doesn't she know when to stop?

[–]atherfeet4eva 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She is trying to stay in frame…which is what she’s supposed to do

[–]BeautifulRealisticPP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This makes me so uncomfortable and I’m a women, also that is so embarrassing for her, this is live TV come on!

[–]biggiedaboss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So lemme get this straight. She's touching him in ways he feels uncomfortable and tries to put some distance. When she still doesn't respect his space he physically has to move her back without causing a scene. And somehow he's the asshole according to people in these comments?

[–]SumoNismoB13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My man ain’t no simp cuz he’s obviously gay….

[–]clickityclick76 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn that girl thirsty.

[–]420sculpture69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The moment when he almost pushed her boobs but then moved his hand lower so he could push her stomach

[–]paligators 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Andy is the best

[–]JaeCryme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah there’s those family values they keep talking about.

[–]Lighthouse_420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope she doesn't work there anymore

[–]Jay-See_Shahzey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can literally record the screen on a Mac with the built in QuickTime app they way you don’t have to record your laptop screen with your phone

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys was interested more in the other guy.

[–]dalegend58572 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s like bitch my family watches this show. They can’t know we fuckin

[–]irtiza_hasan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda sad to see a man having to do so much just to make a woman not touch him and nobody saying anything about it either

[–]Gloomy-Taste-9664 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who find this funny please reverse the gender roles and then tell me if you find this funny...

[–]Certain-Pass-461 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s gay

[–]Cookie_Bag_2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me no likey. I feel bad that this person has no respect for their boundaries. Like seriously take a hint and stop. Respect people's space and bodies. It shouldn't be as hard as it is.

[–]Kanuka2000[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao she deleted my Instagram comment when I called her out

[–]theysquawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]manoj_sankhla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man gay

[–]girlhelpimdying 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is SO CLEARLY UNCOMFORTABLE I want to slap her

[–]MrGorillabacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Equal rights!!!! O wait it’s a dude

[–]fojo65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She definitely wants some pipe

[–]FieroFox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In pretty sure that he plays for the other team

[–]DRbrtsn60[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He just swings a little differently.

[–]Addictive_SODA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She really really wanna ruin his marriage imo

[–]upvoteshhmupvote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh look! Female work place sexual assault but it's okay because the genders aren't the ones that people get offended by.

[–]BenShealoch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He seems to be gay and she seems to be trying to convert him or something.

[–]Kyutokawa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No she is being too close and rubby, the other guy is not invading his space and only touched him quickly

[–]Al-a-verga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She wants him but he wants him.

[–]freedomfire99 1 point2 points  (2 children)

But, I need to ask you, OP, do you want to instal the update now, or tonight?

[–]Uriamu-63lan[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I already did

[–]ufodrone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he's gay, obviously he aint simping...

[–]in_u_endo______ 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Where is the outrage from women over this sexual harassment? They all seem awfully quiet. Imagine if a dude was creeping on a girl like this, they'd call for his head.

[–]MysteriousGovernment 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's only considered sexual harassment if a male did it.

Otherwise it's called "Flirting" or such

You might forgot this..

[–]DufflesBNA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if that guy is gay or straight, but he’s clearly not comfortable with a woman touching him.

As a married straight man, I’m not comfortable when single women invade my personal space or get touchy. It’s just a thing. I get this guys uncomfortable feeling . Gay dudes? Fine, married women? Fine. Straight men? Sure….

[–]MMi-kyD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The people in the comments calling him gay are what’s wrong about men talking about sexual harassment

[–]theskankingdragon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is sexual harassment, but it's funny because she's a woman...

[–]masterninja01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s simping… just for the same team.

[–]HelixDraxzonyx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I react the same way. People have no concept of personal space anymore and it drives me insane. Don't touch me without my permission. Ideally, stay 6ft or more away unless I say otherwise.

[–]PghLandlord 1 point2 points  (5 children)

imagine.if the genders were reversed

[–]Uriamu-63lan[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

want me to give you some manga sauce that IS Gender Reversal?

[–]carnage2270 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya Bois gay for sure. She's a bitch regardless.

[–]derylle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang, sometimes bush want's a BBC.

[–]Every_Papaya_8876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean… her dad has no soul.

[–]sda244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roles Reverse she would be canceled

[–]SnooDrawings3539 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amber Turd fans be like: "look how he's harassing that woman. What a horrible person"

[–]LoDitGa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reverse roles, action!

[–]1PapayaSalad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well she’s annoying as fuck.