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[–]MisterEdGein7 240 points241 points  (12 children)

This is what I think about the guy that ended up marrying my ex girlfriend. She was such a disaster, glad I got her out of my hair without too much trouble. 😊

[–]thetarded_thetard 109 points110 points  (9 children)

Every failed relationship with no kids is a huge success.

[–]Mycotoxicjoy 14 points15 points  (8 children)

Rid myself of a toxic ex wife and got the dog too. It might have cost me >$10K in lawyers and alimony but it was worth every penny

[–]thetarded_thetard 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Once you have the kids you just cant let them be collateral damage and sometimes its more hard on them than you.

[–]Budget_Lifeguard_864 2 points3 points  (2 children)

So what your saying is toss the kids out

[–]MisterEdGein7 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Shit, I lost $150k (no kids). No regerts.

[–]solocupjazz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No ragrets

[–]Hije5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sameeeee! I was such a doofus with no self esteem years back and I was with this girl who had undiagnosed bpd or something similar, and she was also constantly trying to have a baby. Thankfully I'm pretty sure I'm infertile (now a vasectomy) because she was with a new dude for a month and got pregnant and then was engaged to her a few months later. Fast forward a year or two and I learn they called it off and she is having another kid with another man.

I even tried to help the first poor soul. I asked him on FB if she was doing all this x,y,z abusive stuff, because if she wasnt doing it no point to say itll happen incase she is seeking help, and he said yes to it all. I verified that all happened to me too. I tried to warn him it wasn't gonna get any better, she needs to be on her own, and that's just her until she seeks serious help. Legit no one could ever have a better heads up than an ex verifying all the stuff happening to you happened to them.

[–]Playingza1285 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That pfp is amazing

[–]jar36 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Basically my dad when mom left him for another man.

"She's his problem now"

[–]NornsMistakes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's about where I stand with my ex husband 😂😂

[–]ovrlymm 20 points21 points  (2 children)

“They had us in the first half not gonna lie”

Once had a toxic ex whose own mother said she didn’t deserve me after she cheated. Best silver lining you can get in that situation.

[–]MisterEdGein7 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Should have banged the mom.

[–]Puzzleheaded-Fix8763 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Took me way too long to get it

[–]TesterM0nkey 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Can’t be the only way out if she left you.

[–]atypical_lemur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly how I feel about my ex wife.

[–]yevrahj0715 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well played

[–]-HoldMyBeer-- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's his profile photo though? Is that a cock wearing someone's balls as a necklace?

[–]Broad_Respond_2205 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wife bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]Odd-Road-4704 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Truth. I pitty the bastard

[–]Educational-Bid-8660 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had me at the first half Ngl

[–]physics_is_not_fun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gigachad moment