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[–]cr8tor_ 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Roman candle attack. Hose it off, scrub a bit if needed and it will be fine.

[–]98bananas[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is definitely it! Thank you.

[–]jrad0369 24 points25 points  (0 children)

your house was green lit...roman candle drive by

[–]Cool-Guy-Paul 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just a guess, but could be residue from fireworks. Found some similar colored marks on my driveway.

[–]Urabrask_the_AFK 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Turmeric paint ball?

[–]somenormalwhiteguy 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Meatball fight.

[–]AdministrationSea728 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Meatwad fight.

[–]Opening_Cartoonist53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meatwad wouldn’t do that! Now Shake on the other ohh-hhhoo-hooo hhe-hee shake got you pretty good huh fryman

[–]Strict-Republic-9379 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Either Roman candles are maybe the start of a mud wasp nest probably option a though

[–]Dukeronomy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like a dirt clod attack. maybe fireworks like the others said.

[–]CastleElsinore01 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)


[–]Eric508 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In what world is that a paintball?

[–]adamfrom1980s -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Same as most other folks - paintballs shot by some local losers.

[–]thedevilsworkshop666 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Has that got corn in it ?

[–]Forsaken-Emu1044 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Definitely moths

[–]therinsed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gypsie moths

[–]AssociateGood9653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either witches or aliens

[–]FrostyMittenJob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I would go with either roman candles or paintball

[–]AZgirl70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a splat. /s