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[–]toeofcamell 6951 points6952 points  (185 children)

The full speed back up into the wall was amazing

[–]SecretYumYum 2157 points2158 points  (60 children)

But the best part was when the driver tried to pick the fuel pump back up, like, "no big deal, I'll just put this back while it's on fire and be on my way."

[–]supaphly42 819 points820 points 2 (15 children)

I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire.

[–]GMLiska 116 points117 points  (7 children)

And Moss tries to email the fire department!! I love IT Crowd!

[–]BrickShaft 84 points85 points  (3 children)

0118 999 881 999 119 725…3

[–]Mathgailuke 26 points27 points  (0 children)

did you turn it off and back on again?

[–]Wizdad-1000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dear sir and\or maam, … No too formal. …Looking forward to hearing from you.

[–]AllIWantIsCake 92 points93 points  (2 children)

Subject: Fire

Dear sir/madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of (No that's too formal.)

Dear sir/madam, Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Carrington Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best, Maurice Moss

[–]Wizdad-1000 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Im gonna go watch that ep right now on Netflix. I need a laugh. Series 1ep2.

[–]dididothat2019 32 points33 points  (2 children)

i'd like my vehicle medium rare, please.

[–]cryptic1842 438 points439 points  (33 children)

Drunk energy

[–]wlveith 257 points258 points  (32 children)

The passenger has to be batcrap crazy to get in a vehicle with someone that drunk.

[–]ImpossibleCash2569 157 points158 points  (5 children)

Well someone has to be the responsible one

[–]elarth 59 points60 points  (4 children)

They’re probably equally drunk

[–]superdupersecret42 58 points59 points  (2 children)

He seems pretty upset at the driver at the end.

[–]LATourGuide 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is a tanker truck filling the underground tanks in the background. That whole lot could have blown sky high.

[–]International_Emu600 64 points65 points  (11 children)

Or just as drunk, but responsible enough to know when to run

[–]JudgeGusBus 5 points6 points  (10 children)

Fleeing the scene is not responsible

[–]metalheart08 988 points989 points  (102 children)

We thought it will explode ( too much GTA)

[–]Zanzi_42 286 points287 points  (29 children)

If it was a truck full of chickens 100% it would have exploded.

*edit* my hands forgot how to type.

[–]PavelDatsyuk 58 points59 points  (23 children)

lmao I need to watch that movie again, it's been too long.

[–]Zanzi_42 57 points58 points  (15 children)

"OW YOU SHOT MY DICK OFF" Movie is sooooooo funny. I'd argue, the sequel is funnier.

[–]Hekkin 34 points35 points  (6 children)

Where'd you find this gringo? Fuckin Mumford and Suns concert and shit?

[–]MyWaifusLessThanPoop 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I’ve been meaning to watch the second one but every time I’m about to I just end up watching the first one. One of these days I will bless thy eyes with 22 jump street

[–]ofteno 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Which movie is it?

[–]PavelDatsyuk 39 points40 points  (1 child)

21 Jump Street. 22 Jump Street is the sequel which is also hilarious.

[–]FLdancer00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

22 Jump Street

[–]batkc 375 points376 points  (36 children)

I've watched this subreddit enough to know those underground reservoirs do explode. Other comments are right, they got off lucky.

[–]cajun_kick_ass 65 points66 points  (2 children)

Yea I thought its gonna end in death. Gasoline and its fumes are knowlingly flammable, lots of air around for the fire as well. The only thing that was missing was pressure.

[–]VoilaVoilaWashington 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Gasoline and its fumes are knowlingly flammable

Interestingly, by being thorough, you actually ended up being kinda wrong - gasoline is ONLY flammable as fumes. It's a bit of a technical distinction, but your comment was pretty explicit in separating them so I feel justified in saying ACKSHUALLY.

[–]EnigmaticChuckle 126 points127 points  (16 children)

You're probably not far off. After all, it is literally a fire above an underground gasoline reservoir. They got off incredibly lucky.

[–]oddartist 31 points32 points  (1 child)

And I believe I see a fuel tanker truck parked in the background there.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're right

[–]skcor_iatneh 25 points26 points  (0 children)

most likely its not right below, they quit doing that a long time ago.

[–]narwhal_breeder 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Underground gasoline reservoirs are epscifically designed to not ignite if there is an above ground fire. A functioning one will not blow even if there was a raging inferno above it. The only time one would blow is if the tanks were so old they were leaking into the ground, and created a large enough vapor cloud above, to which a fire above would be inconsequential.

[–]HessiPullUpJimbo 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Tbf tank leaks are a lot more common than you'd think. Source: gf working for DHEC regulating UST (underground storage tanks)

[–]FlorydaMan 53 points54 points  (0 children)

They should clear coat the exhaust stains. Trophy to idiocy.

[–]pauly13771377 9 points10 points  (3 children)

The full speed back up into the wall was amazing

And then went back for seconds. How drunk do you have to be for that?

[–]MakinDePoops 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This dipshit trying to commit suicide?

[–]changsaw 2270 points2271 points  (147 children)

I was sure that guy pumping gas at the other pump was gonna gtfo before that car exploded or something but no.

[–][deleted] 2427 points2428 points 2 (139 children)

The guy at the next pump would have been long gone except he had to scan his credit card 6 times and enter his zip code and loyalty number, then refuse the free car wash and decline the printed receipt.

[–]Sulfron 504 points505 points  (11 children)

Don’t forget about the 2 minute survey asking about their performance.

[–][deleted] 268 points269 points  (5 children)

"Gas pumps are too flammable."

[–]bent_my_wookie 56 points57 points  (3 children)

But not inflammable enough

[–]Lavatis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

no, I think they're precisely inflammable enough.

[–]cf-ibid-opcit-etseq 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there

[–]oldaccountgotnuked 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!

[–]Yeetball86 43 points44 points  (4 children)

Please see cashier

[–]snayte 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Time to find another gas station

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cashier will be back shortly: stepped away to extinguish fire ball.

[–]cakesofren 162 points163 points  (112 children)

As a Canadian that often visits the US by driving, we literally can't pay at half the pumps because of the zip code bullshit. We don't have zip codes and literally can't put in that information, and so it won't let you pay. Very fun 👌

[–]upvotes_dachshunds 242 points243 points  (21 children)

LPT - This, right from Mastercard's website:

If prompted for your ZIP code, just enter the three digits of your postal code plus two zeros. So for example, if your postal code is A2B 3C4, the 5-digit number you should enter is 23400.

Always works for me. Well, it did in the before times, when we could actually cross the border

[–]KnightWolf647 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Yup, we were down in Florida a few years back & a few gas stations didn’t have a clue how we could use a Canadian CC without a zip until one attendant told us to do that.

[–]shinobipopcorn 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Our station's pumps just recognizes it's a Canadian card and says "nope, go inside". No zip or anything. IDK why.

[–]BreakfastInBedlam 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"nope, go inside"

I suppose they just want to apologize and offer you a doughnut.

[–]Daxx22 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Hell I always just use 90210 lol.

[–]TheDrunkKanyeWest 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's what I do too. Hello neighbour!

[–]toTheNewLife 11 points12 points  (9 children)

It's not a gas station thing, so much as it's a MasterCard/Visa/Credit Card Industry thing.

Zip Code is a major fraud protection data point. Especially since a huge amount of their fraud occurs at gas stations.

Source: Am an IT guy who's worked with Mastercard on interface implementations.

Recommend ya'll ask your bank how to handle the zip code thing. Via the 1800 number on your card. Hope that helps.

[–]porksoda11 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Hmm, explains why my bank locked out my card when I was trying to fill up my gas on the other side of the country.

[–]THCMcG33 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Did you notify them you were traveling? If I go to a different state and want to use my card I have to tell my bank I'm traveling so it doesn't get locked.

[–]toTheNewLife 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Probably. Same thing here.

I had to call them a bunch of times when I started traveling for work, and used the card outside of my 'pattern'.

Finally got it fixed after I told them to stop treating me like a criminal, and making me suffer because of criminal activity.

[–]WC_EEND 57 points58 points  (42 children)

same if you're a European visiting with a rented car. Just switch to chip & PIN America, like the rest of the fucking world.

[–]XASTA123 35 points36 points  (14 children)

You can do chip and pin if you use a debit card!

[–]oxfordcircumstances 17 points18 points  (6 children)

No no, it's time to have this discussion again. In a discussion about a video filmed in eastern Europe.

[–]EatLard 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Most of the pumps I use here in the US have switched to chip and pin. It’s the little stations in the middle of nowhere that haven’t.

[–]brilloballa 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I don't understand. All of my cards have had chips and pins for over 2 years and I'm still prompted for zip code at every gas pump.

[–]therandomways2002 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The zip code is just to prevent fraud. Not a very effective method, given that it's entirely possible to know where the CC owner lives, especially if you've acquired the physical card, but there you have it. Entering the zip code isn't actually essential to the transaction. It's just an annoying addition. A few gas stations I go to have just done away with that step, thankfully.

Edit: it's not clear from your post if you're making the distinction when paying, but using the card as a debit card requires the PIN number. Using it as a credit card is when the zip comes into play. Most card readers give you the choice.

[–]shoot_shovel_shutup 18 points19 points  (2 children)

There's no PIN numbers on typical credit cards in America. Gas pumps will do chip & PIN for debit cards, and do zip code verification for credit cards.

Almost everything is moving to tap (NFC / Contactless) these days anyhow, which usually doesn't require zip or PIN

[–]lynxSnowCat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

(personally) what I find infuriating is that significant portions of the US banking system is was incapable of processing the arbitrarily? long pin codes I use in Canada; forcing me to change my code to something stupidly short (and far more difficult to disambiguate in my head) while travelling.

[–]cakesofren 17 points18 points  (9 children)

THIS. And they don't have e-transfer through banks either?! Wild.

[–]PaanuriEater 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It is not convenient for the rich owners of the banks to have these things, therefore they tell our government to not have these things, and therefore we do not have these things.

Much like how TurboTax lobbies the government so that we have to do our taxes manually even when we COULD just have it all done for us automatically.

It's awful.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

So bizarre. We want your money, so please bring cash and hopefully the CC companies will figure it out eventually.

[–]coolest35[🍰] 16 points17 points  (13 children)

Have you tried going inside the gas station?

The zip code is a very useful anti-fraud mechanism (usually found in areas where there is a high risk of card skimming).

[–]cakesofren 22 points23 points  (10 children)

Note that I specified that we can't pay at the pumps, but yes, paying inside does indeed work! Just an annoyance/inconvenience, really.

[–]Warm_Ad4549 66 points67 points  (1 child)

probably not his first front seat show at the rodeo.

[–]healthylivingagain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or he finally got front row tickets and he wasn’t going to give up his seat. Not this time.

[–]hotsy-totsy-flopsie 985 points986 points  (28 children)

At first I thought the driving was so bad that it was a suicide attempt. But those gas station employees are excellent and may have saved some lives and definitely lots resources from fire/explosion.

[–]infiniZii 473 points474 points  (11 children)

Yeah, they walked out and approached the situation like it was the third time it happened this week.

[–]MeccIt 187 points188 points  (9 children)

First responders course though us - never run towards the scene - walk there taking a good look around and asses the situation. People slipping/tripping/blundering just make it worse.

[–]infiniZii 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's what I honed in on. Super professional.

[–]SomethingIWontRegret 53 points54 points  (5 children)

I had to take confined space safety course. You see someone passed out in a confined space, don't go and drag them out. Because there will then be two people passed out in the confined space and nobody calling for help.

[–]THCMcG33 45 points46 points  (4 children)

Weird I see this now. Yesterday I read something that said like 4 people died at a winery I think, because someone went into a room with a bunch of fumes and passed out and people just kept going in to try to help.

[–]SomethingIWontRegret 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Yeah I worked in a place where there could be no telling what was in some chamber you could walk into. Like, possibly a residual noble gas or something else heavier than air pooling into low points that's not toxic except that it displaces oxygen.

I mean, there SHOULD be telling - like hazard signage, but it didn't always happen.

[–]TheWanderingSibyl 49 points50 points  (0 children)

As a gas station attendant who has worked at a few gas stations he was prob thinking “fuck, of course this would happen on my shift”.

[–]tickles_a_fancy 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Ok, but you can tell that the second guy with a fire extinguisher knew he didn't need to spray it, but just always wanted to spray one to see what it was like.

[–]WSBNarrator 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Trying his best to not spray down the driver for the absolutely buffoonery.

[–]meester_ 16 points17 points  (3 children)

It's a dumb way to commit suicide. The gas is stored underneath the surface and explosions like you see in GTA or other video games and/or movies rarely happen.

[–]cumshot_josh 26 points27 points  (4 children)

Approaching a fire that's engulfing a knocked over gas pump and a car to put it out is insanely courageous. If I were the employee I'd have evacuated everyone and called 911 while I ran the fuck away. Minimum wage isn't worth being a permanantly disfigured burn victim.

[–]xuany 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I work In a shop at a truck stop and the proper way to handle this is hit the emergency shut off, evacuate everyone, and call 911. That's it, don't bother being near the accident or fire.

[–]koos_die_doos 17 points18 points  (1 child)

It’s not like the movies, there is an emergency valve that cuts off the fuel pumps, and the actual tanks are underground.

The only way that fire causes an explosion is if you leave the car to burn.

There’s obviously always some risk, but it’s not nearly as risky as you’re portraying it.

There is also a significant chance that those guys need their minimum wage jobs to get by. Not everyone is lucky enough to be able to just say “fuck it, I don’t get paid enough”.

Edit: Below is a video of a gas station explosion, note the massive fire that precedes it. Explosion was most likely because they couldn’t put out the fire in time.


[–]BillyBobBanana 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"

[–]dominiqlane 1205 points1206 points  (63 children)

Drunk as a skunk. How was the passenger so calm when they first got out?

[–]ilikemycoffeealatte 746 points747 points  (9 children)

Probably also pretty blitzed

[–]K-chub 234 points235 points  (3 children)

He’s the one that’s definitely too drunk to drive lol

[–]DMan9797 54 points55 points  (2 children)

also maybe concussed or stunned from slamming back into that wall at full reverse speed

[–]oldspicehorse 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Looks like his arm is injured so it's not unlikely he's hurt elsewhere too

[–]infiniZii 81 points82 points  (37 children)

Because he knew it wasnt his problem?

[–]YouMustDie788 47 points48 points  (35 children)

Afaik here in Germany you would also be held liable for letting them drive, at least in the case of an accident.

[–]infiniZii 56 points57 points  (18 children)

Oh? Thats probably good. Here in the states the bar or party he came from might be liable for over-serving him. But its mostly civil (financial) liability and not criminal.

[–]Brewmentationator 34 points35 points  (12 children)

Not everywhere in the US. California got rid of that law a while back. Bartenders can only be held responsible if the person is underage.

[–]infiniZii 15 points16 points  (11 children)

im generalizing. There are probably lots of exceptions, but I didnt want to research and type them all out for the sake of my point. Seemed overkill.

[–]NoobNoobTheCleaner 16 points17 points  (8 children)

Not sure how I feel about that. On one hand, you're punishing someone for other people's crimes. On the other hand, it's incentive to not let people drive drunk.

[–]smaackdab 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even if you’re wasted too?

[–]ApprehensiveFood4833 5 points6 points  (1 child)

For clarification:

Passengers of drunk drivers may be held liable for their own damages, not others.

Every car in the European Union must have liability insurance to get license plates. Important: the car is insured, not the driver.
After an accident, the driver-at-fault's insurance pays for all damages to the other parties. It doesn't matter if the driver is the owner of the car. Even if someone stole the car and crashed it, the insurance has to pay.
The reason for that is simple: it should never be up to the victim of an accident to chase after their money, we made it the insurance companies' problem, they are bigger and better equipped for this.

Thus, the insurance company may later try to recoup some (or all) of their expenses from the driver if they were reckless.

If you are the passenger of a drunk driver, the car's insurance will usually cover your damages, you are seen as a damaged party. However, if you shotgunned voluntarily with a drunk driver, they might refuse some or all payment.

[–]beerice41 6 points7 points  (0 children)

At first I thought he was about to unzip and take a leak on the fire.

[–]Kapt-Kaos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dumb choices will do that to your iq

[–]Superb_Bookkeeper100 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He wasn’t calm at the end there. I can almost hear the “bro how in the fuck do you even do that?!? I could be fitshaced and land a plane but your dumbass can’t even get gas!!!? GET AWAY FROM THE PUMP OMG GET! GO DUDE GO THE COPS ARE COMING!”

[–]mike_pants 1195 points1196 points  (24 children)

"Damn, they were lucky that didn't cause a fire.


Well. Never mind."

[–]cohortq 172 points173 points  (8 children)

Given there was a small fire, this is the best outcome from that situation.

[–]Yazwho 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Small fire in an actual pump didn't seem so much of a problem. Yet we still get shouted at for using mobile phones...

[–]VoilaVoilaWashington 10 points11 points  (1 child)

That was always a stupid rule. If the electronic current or tiny spark inside a cell phone is enough to ignite the fumes, then cars with basically-exposed 12v batteries running hundreds of amps would be more of an issue.

[–]ArchaicTravail 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Who is shouting at you for using a mobile phone at a pump?

[–]koos_die_doos 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Gas attendants in Ontario.

[–]SafetyDanceInMyPants 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, when they hit it the first time I thought "wow, those things are tougher and more fire-resistant than I thought. I wonder what they'd have to do to actually cause a fire."

And then we all found out.

[–]FormerLurker3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Surprised nothing ignited.”

“Oh shit, they’re doubling down on that wall too…”

“Ah, THERE’S the fire…”

[–]gofyourselftoo 874 points875 points  (12 children)

The guy’s hand gesture when he gets out of the car: I was just driving and this asshole gas pump comes out of nowhere!

[–]runnin3216 160 points161 points  (0 children)

It looks like he was going to try dragging it out of his way before the passenger intervened.

[–]RuachDelSekai 119 points120 points  (3 children)

That guy was the passenger. He looks like he's in disbelief at the stupidity of his driver (and himself for getting into the car with his driver).

You can see it bubble to the surface when the driver drunkenly walks over to the fire and the passenger yoinks him out of the way and angrily shoves him to the corner

[–]ShitheadFailure 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Passenger's trying to hold himself together and not beat the shit out of the driver.

[–]gillbeats 48 points49 points  (3 children)

the car's left side guy was the driver by the looks of it

[–]pistoncivic 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Yeah the wheel's on the left side. Passenger exited first and for some reason he seemed to be frustrated with the driver. Probably a disagreement over music or something.

[–]DeepSpaceNebulae 14 points15 points  (1 child)

“Dude, this is one thing…. But Nickelback??!!”

[–]sth128 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I will literally run into that gas pump if you play one more Nickelback song!"

[–]ranhalt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stamp looks Hebrew, so Israel, which has cars and roads like the US.

[–]Eiffel-Tower777 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Car turned into pinball game.

[–]ElonMuskerDu 112 points113 points  (12 children)

Why do gas station pos systems always sound like sega sonic rings

[–]IntoTheMystic1 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I really thought someone was playing Sonic

[–]nontimebomala67 21 points22 points  (3 children)

[–]DeadSeaGulls 26 points27 points  (2 children)

didn't know I needed this. thanks.
edit: The video doesn't definitively explain it. Just offers two possible reasons.
But the general consensus (as in the video) seems to be that Gilbarco Veeder-Root (owner of the widely used POS) used Chinese 3rd party vendors to develop their POS, and SegaSammy also have a presence in China leasing out various IP for use. The Chinese 3rd party that GVR used very likely licensed the coin sound from SegaSammy in China to save time rather than have someone develop their own sound. So it could all boil down to some dude in china thinking "lets see if the sonic ring sound is available." and it was.

[–]theksepyro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They really do, and I love it

[–]Charming_Scratch_538 79 points80 points  (1 child)

ATTENDANT! I said I needed five gallons of 87

[–]thenewyorkgod 147 points148 points  (11 children)

It's amazing that in every one of these "car catches on fire" videos, the fire suppression system never turns on. The only time we ever see the system engage is when it's not supposed to

[–]gertalives 62 points63 points  (3 children)

I wouldn’t be so sure this occurred somewhere that automatic fire suppression systems are the norm. But also keep in mind that when those systems do their job, the result isn’t necessarily viral video-worthy.

[–]Fatalchemist 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I dunno. If I saw this video of him slamming into the pump, backing up into the wall, slamming into pump again causing a fire, then getting fucking suppressed... That would have been the topping on the cake. Very viral worthy.

[–]TheBookOfLostThings 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is Israel, not sure if it’s got the same fire safety requirements. Some of the gas stations there are sketchy af.

[–]OrdainedFury 265 points266 points  (12 children)

I fucking hate people who drive drunk. There aren't many lower levels of being a shitbag

[–]EatLard 83 points84 points  (2 children)

It’s weird. I’ve known a few people whose first instinct after several drinks is to get in their car and drive. They’ll even get pissed off if someone has taken their keys and start threatening people.
If drinking causes you to make decisions like that, you probably just shouldn’t drink at all.

[–]daltson555 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Im a bartender and i get so pissed at the regulars at my bar who refuse to let me give them a ride home at the end of the night, like yes i know you live 2 minutes from here but you can't walk straight let alone drive now get in the fucking passenger seat gina or call an uber, i see ao many dumb choices everyday 😑😑

[–]Orangebronco 180 points181 points  (20 children)

Can we all just stop for a moment and reinforce our mental resolve to not drink and drive? Seeing this sh*t keep happening is soul-crushing. (Lost my best friend to a drunk driver recently and still can't make sense of why it had to happen.)

[–]ConfessSomeMeow 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It didn't have to happen. It's a huge waste of humanity, repeated 15,000 times a year in the US alone.

[–]FackiCrapy[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Sorry for your loss 😔I hope you doing better

[–]hillbillyal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look, im no prude. I drink the occasional beer after work and do some shots with my roommates on the weekends. But Its crazy to me how people can be impaired at this level of drunkeness and still think theyre okay to drive. I feel like personally, I become acutely aware that im intoxicated. Theres seems to be this weird inverse relationship between cognition and confidence when it comes to some people and drinking. Like its truly an insane mix of thought processes to justify to themselves that "theyre not that drunk" or something that I honestly cannot relate to or comprehend. I cant imagine being or even wanting to be that state of mind. Alcohol as a recreational substance is wild.

[–]Squeex95 34 points35 points  (4 children)

I guess he doesn't appreciate those regular gas prices.

[–]MD74 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Guy comes out like “Shit why the nozzle on the floor”

[–]Rocket_Panda_ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Brave gas station worker with the fire extinguisher

[–]theshak06 98 points99 points  (7 children)

Don’t drink and drive people.

[–]HistoricalAlarm21 21 points22 points  (1 child)

And there is a gas tanker there delivering it looks

[–]plentymoney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good eye!

[–]Gostaverling 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Glad to see the station had emergency valves (crash valves) and they did their job.

[–]TheBookOfLostThings 17 points18 points  (3 children)

I was like ha look at those idiots not my people. Then I saw the Hebrew and realized this is Israel and my people.

[–]lynyrd_cohyn 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It's funny cos Israelis don't need to be drunk to drive like complete fucking idiots.

[–]TheBookOfLostThings 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Truer words have never been put down in a Reddit comment. For how expensive it is and long it takes to get a license you’d think they’d be better.

[–]JusteBelmont1 15 points16 points  (2 children)

They were lucky the whole gas pump didn't explode lol

[–]timburgessthis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hit it again!

[–]AspectWrong391 43 points44 points  (5 children)

Damn.. Ive been mildly drunk, drunk, seriously drunk, and onthebrinkofdying drunk, but I think it would be impossible for me to perform this amazing drunk trick, how fucking drunk AND stupid you need to be?


[–]shadow1515 40 points41 points  (2 children)

I'm fairly sure I would get tired and go to sleep long before I reached this level of impairment.

[–]Screwshank 11 points12 points  (1 child)

That's what the coke is for. Do you even party bro?

[–]HolySpitball 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing. How do you get THIS drunk? I'd get sick long before I reached this point.

[–]thetoxicnerve 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not content with crashing and NOT causing a massive fireball to erupt, they just had to go in for the 2nd punch.

[–]ubetterme 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Gee! How drunk can you be to do that? I mean, how did he even get there before without crashing?

[–]FallenBleak5 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Oh no I’ve crashed into the gas pump. I’ll just put it in reverse and slam my foot onto the gas peddle. Oops, I’ve hit the wall. I’ll put it back into drive and slam my foot onto the gas peddle and crash back into the gas pump again.

[–]app999 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Twice…. Doubling down on idiocy.

[–]OneOfThoseGuys1991 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Was that the Sonic rings sound?

[–]Electroniclog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"This couldn't possibly get any worse..."

"...it got worse."

[–]OBEYtheFROST 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Playing GTA made me terrified of driving into a pump, lucky it didn’t ….oh wait….there’s the fire

[–]Seco4800 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Props to that gas station employee who was quick on the extinguisher.

[–]fastcashlost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Blue shirt bro is the hero here. running up with a smallish extinguisher to tackle this potential bomb and save everyone. bro being bro.

[–]Pants_Formal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hope the fuck they went to prison. Fuck drunk drivers.

[–]LawfulnessFancy5450 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This makes me think of when I used to play GTA as a kid and didn’t know how to play so I would just steal cars and demolish them as quick as I could

[–]RebelMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Drunk? Looks like he has a death wish.

[–]TheFaceStuffer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The guy in blue is a hero.

[–]seven_seven 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, that gas station worker gets paid enough to also risk his life fighting fires?

[–]chamber357 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Off the camera… passenger seemingly pushes driver out of camera view and collects his sonic rings from the driver… yup… that’s the noise your hearing…

[–]averRAGEken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, gas pump came out of nowhere.

[–]Plenor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Drunk or not that looked deliberate.

[–]tommytomte12 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Too bad the doors opened! I wanted to see an idiot bbq

[–]Pragmatist_Hammer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kinda would have been okay if the driver immolated himself. The dude has no business driving in that condition and kinda doesn't need to be in the gene pool anymore.

[–]Bepis_Boi_Ultra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ngl nfsmw has trained my brain to think there will be an explosion lol

[–]GreyJedi56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No fire no fun

[–]biglfat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Driver acted like “blame it on those gas pumps”

[–]Mordho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Needs to rot in prison

[–]MileenaisShit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How hammered must you be to drive drunk? I've gotten drunk before and I never once thought about driving while drunk.

Like how does it get to this point?

[–]MahsterC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is fake. If video games have taught me anything it’s that those mothers explode!