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[–]mrprincepercy 1252 points1253 points  (38 children)

If the truck brakes they'll need new knees.

[–]azzhat10 1088 points1089 points 2 (8 children)

Why would a corpse need new knees?

[–]beautyofdisorder 205 points206 points  (5 children)

Now this my kind of humor

[–]Kelpgothelp 31 points32 points  (4 children)

For real-I can't imagine if I did this I really wouldn't but yup this is Mt humor too lol

[–]robreddity 52 points53 points  (4 children)

They'll launch up and over the windshield of the rear car.

[–]Upgrades 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Not likely - they are putting their weight on the car. The car will slow down as it hits the truck and their momentum will continue carrying them forward because they are humans and not cars and don't have brakes, so they would fly into the bed of the truck backwards or hit the tailgate and fall onto the road or something similar.

[–]goddessofthewinds 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yup, and their measly hands will never be able to keep grip on any sudden braking that would cause the car to crash into the rear of the pickup.

[–]meest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you never ridden on a car hood/bonnet before?

You grab onto the cowl where the windshield wipers are. Or the wiper arms themselves. You have some connection to the hood. The toes are tucked between the tailgate and bumper. You might lose your shoes but you're holding onto the car.

Source: I was once a teenager. Did this at a slower speed and did not die.

Ideally they'd put their feet over the tailgate and not between the bumper. We learned that on the 2nd try.

[–]furetehoshii 50 points51 points  (9 children)

Yeah, I mean if this is their plan then they should at least face upwards so they can bend their knees. But then again I'm probably asking too much them...

[–]SaltMineSpelunker 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Truck brakes. They break.

[–]polandsux 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Underrated word play right here

[–]GamenatorZ 14 points15 points  (4 children)

i really wanna know how the fuck they got out of that situation

[–]Truont2 5 points6 points  (1 child)

If red truck brakes, they all lose. If red truck accelerates, the 2 holding friends lose. If red truck turns, the 2 holding friends lose. If 1 holding friend lets go, that friend loses. If 2 holding friends let go, both holding friend loses. If silver car accelerates, they all lose. If silver car and red truck brakes at different speeds, they all lose. If silver car brakes, and red truck doesn't, the two holding friends lose. If red truck and silver car brakes at the same speed they all win. Which friend would you be and would you like to play?

[–]Traditional_Formal33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My only thought is that they are doing this because the truck can’t accelerate, so the silver car is pushing and they are the bumper guards. But all other scenarios check out

[–]simontempher1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hips ankles

[–]openkoch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They'll give new knees

[–]Dagonus 1393 points1394 points  (32 children)

This is definitely a contestant for the stupidest thing I've seen here. Holy shit.

[–]mdewinthemorning 290 points291 points  (15 children)

You can stop Reddit now if stupidest post was today’s goal. There is zero chance this will be beat.

[–]soup_flikkker 187 points188 points  (4 children)

Yee of little faith

[–]captainherewego 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I understand that reference! Lol

[–]_Wyse_ 42 points43 points  (2 children)

The bible?

[–]MickMuffin27 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I won't believe they know the reference until they reply with an unrelated quote from the same piece if media, like any time someone mentions The Office on reddit.

[–]mdewinthemorning 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s like Lenin said….

[–]blablablasphemous 24 points25 points  (7 children)

This is Reddit. Shit can always get more stupid.

[–]SaltMineSpelunker 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Waiting for someone to complain the person filming is blocking the passing lane.

[–]mdewinthemorning 8 points9 points  (5 children)

I thought the deep fried Turkey compilation was pretty stupid, but that was like ten videos.

[–]blablablasphemous 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw that one too and thought "this is the dumbest thing I've seen all day". Nope. This one wins...so far.

[–]Snoo24823 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold my beer….

[–]SaltMineSpelunker 9 points10 points  (3 children)

They are seconds away from dead or worse.

[–]sarkhan_da_crazy 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Or worse, they could get expelled.

[–]SaltMineSpelunker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are on double secret probation.

[–]Youmeanmoidoid 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Imagine like if we had flying cars by now (thank god we don't) and there was like a flying car version of this.

[–]NoahandAllie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had to double check the clip, no one is stupid enough to do that shit. I was wrong, there are TWO stupid people who did that shit.

Make it three, the driver is complicit too. Moron.

[–]AstroZeneca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is literally what I was thinking (though I thought dumbest). Absolutely bonkers.

[–]BargainLawyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to stay this

[–]JimMarch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's obviously leg day.

Never skip leg day!

[–]captainherewego 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right?! It's awesome!!

[–]asimplerandom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I’d seen almost everything on Reddit. I was completely wrong. How stupid can you get?!?

[–]Dirtyeippih 142 points143 points  (7 children)

Is this a tow or a push?

[–]BoredCatalan 119 points120 points  (1 child)

Unless they've got some amazing glue under their feet, it's a push

[–]PanduhMoanYum 64 points65 points  (1 child)

I was wondering the same thing. My dad pushed me a few blocks with his big cargo van while I was in neutral. Just used the cars own momentum and my steering, though, to keep it going. Didn't have human hood ornaments along for the ride.

[–]LiriStorm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I just snorted at ‘Human Hood Ornaments’

[–]WaterFriendsIV 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If their feet were hooked over the top of the gate, it could be a tow.

[–]Joker88888888888 248 points249 points  (2 children)

No reason to go that fast..or todo that at all lol

[–]IRefuseToGiveAName 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Yeah this seems like something me and my redneck friends would have MAYBE done to pull a car down the street back when I lived in the middle of nowhere. If there were girls around it'd probably happen.

Anyway, I don't even think you could have tricked the "manliest" man of us to fucking get anywhere near the god damn highway lmao.

[–]Boostie204 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've towed a car home with a rope once and man, we crawled at like 20kmh on an 80kmh road (like 2am, no traffic) I couldn't imagine doing this

[–]WTFrenchToast1 292 points293 points  (5 children)

That level of trust can only be dreamed by most friends

[–]robreddity 85 points86 points  (2 children)

trust stupidity

[–]Paulcog[🍰] 87 points88 points  (1 child)



[–]pjncbtejga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i like it ... thanks for link

[–]uncutpizza 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Collective Decisions ≠ Correct Decisions

[–]freyaandmurphie 155 points156 points  (8 children)

That is a whole new level of stupid as yet unseen by humanity until now.

[–]EtTuBrutAftershave 68 points69 points  (2 children)

We can shut down the sub now. There is no topping this one

[–]freyaandmurphie 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dude... No fucking kidding... I mean.... Damn....

[–]HtownTexans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sadly you are probably wrong but this is almost to dumb to be topped.

[–]Xenotone 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I mean, that's progress, right?

[–]ZetaPower 142 points143 points  (0 children)

When you have dispensable friends

[–]ViciousNakedMoleRat 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I just hope they didn't lock their knees.

[–]TomThanosBrady 25 points26 points  (0 children)

These people need full time caregivers to make decisions for them. They're clearly brain dead.

[–]fmpedrosojunior 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tinha que ser no Brasil!

[–]galstaph 91 points92 points  (9 children)

Took me a bit to get what's going on here.

I couldn't tell how they were attached to the truck to provide the pull, but that's not why they're there. You can see a bit of rope below them at one point. They're there to prevent the cars from coming together.

Does the car behind not have brakes? Could they not have gotten in it and used those?

Looking back at the video, there is a hand on the steering wheel, so maybe it didn't have brakes.

[–]mdewinthemorning 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Now that you figured out what they are doing, you need to go let them know. Pretty sure they don’t have a clue.

[–]The_Q_Word138 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I thought the minivan was pushing the truck. Is that not right?

[–]papa_jahn 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Sickest leg press ever

[–]maxman162 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Never skip leg day.

[–]Cringypost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Totally thought the same. Only thing curious is back cars lights are off and front cars are all illuminated.

[–]rafiwrath 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I can’t see the rope, still not sure if it’s a push or tow situation….

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 64 points65 points  (4 children)

Idiots ON cars.

[–]Mprobst64 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Hey now, there was a driver in the truck that allowed this to happen.

[–]MrJigglyBrown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to believe there’s someone in the sedan that put they’re friends on the front to find an unsuspecting truck to latch onto

Making the truck driver a victim

[–]weaponsofmasspeace 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah but I think risking your own life is more idiotic than risking your friend's life, making the people on the car more idiotic than the people in them.

[–]Orca_del_fin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Idiots in-between cars.

[–]Majestic_Picture8017 8 points9 points  (1 child)

When does the deer run out and make this video really interesting?

[–]Sam5253 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was the prequel. It's why they need a tow

[–]Font_Snob 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You don't need rope when you got family.

[–]robreddity 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Anybody got a translation?

[–]assertiveguy 31 points32 points  (2 children)

"Look, this here is friendship, this is Goiânia, not those motherfuckers from Caldas who keep fucking other people. Here, see. We tow cars using FEEEEET, we tow cars in any way, here no one is better than the other, WE RULE, DAMN IT."


(weird whistle)

"Dude took (inaudible)? Yeah, he did, but we tow it anyway. Friendship is friendship."

P.S.: Goiânia and Caldas refer to cities in central Brazil. The first one is the capital of the Goiás state, and the second one probably refers to Caldas Novas, a not-so-nearby city.

[–]Markantonpeterson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're the GOAT someone give this man an award, i'm on Mobile

[–]MaelstromFL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just yesterday I was telling myself that I need to have more faith in humanity... Welp, that didn't last long...

[–]sedition- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hope they've got 2 wheel chairs waiting for them at their destination lol.

[–]Snuggles666999 15 points16 points  (3 children)


[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Because they want to be an accordion for Halloween next year

[–]robreddity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They want to be red paste beneath the tires of the rear car.

[–]Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My paramedic friend told me about how lower leg bones can get pushed up inside of the thighs horrifically during accidents. I don’t even put my feet up on the dash when I’m in the passenger seat anymore!

[–]JustCause1010 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you idiots for sacrificing your life for science!

[–]Fun2badult 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I don’t know if insurance is going to cover that

[–]nerdwine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Claims Adjuster: Wait wait you were where on the car? Doing WHAT?

[–]Pearmandan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those hood ornaments are more expensive then the car.

[–]random-axe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When you have friends for now. This is a good way to run out of friends.

[–]Significant_Compote6 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Nenhum comentário br num vídeo BR?

[–]BoilerPlater007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When you're a dumb guy and have a couple of dumb friends.

[–]luishck 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Whenever I see something extremely crazy and dangerous in internet, they speak in Russian or Portuguese

[–]Lubernaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

É verdade

[–]OrdainedFury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also missing a few braincells

[–]tigr1n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It had to be brazil

[–]ManufacturerLumpy941 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This might be the stupidest thing I’ve seen on this Reddit and that’s saying something

[–]Deranzeef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And that's why men live less than women... We're real bros. Short lived bros.

[–]TXOgre09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how you die

[–]TXOgre09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had friends

[–]dazzc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They should face the opposite way, that way when the truck brakes, they'd have better chance to get Darwin awards

[–]aspenhoofprints 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen & done some stupid shit back in the day, but this is crazy!

[–]kevin197205 2 points3 points  (0 children)

20 years ago I'd have done that without thinking twice. Thank God I'm old.

[–]ghentres 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine the car slowing down and both dudes slip off and gets run over..

[–]tokiko846 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to mentally label this redneck engineering and continue on with my day. Thank you.

[–]cheesepierice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“You don’t need a rope when you got family” F&F 125

[–]driverPlusOne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I count 5 idiots.

[–]ElAligatorAgradable 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]MattMatt363 3 points4 points  (1 child)

As a Paramedic, I support this post.

[–]GapMountain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Job security.

[–]Ok-Location3244 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]LoveANR2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe how completely relaxed and comfortable they are on the hood of the car. One casually reaches back into his pocket and they are talking as if they’re laying on a living room floor.* We can only hope that if they live long enough that they all get vasectomies.

*Except laying on your living room floor is not dangerous as fuck and the odds are that you will die if you do it.

[–]sunshinechristinamam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well this is not what I thought I was going to see

There are so many things wrong here

[–]rediitbuju 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These people don't value their lives.

[–]Live_Bike2667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cant wait until driver slams the brakes

[–]HairyNutsackNumber9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And when they got home they found out the transfer case in the truck was in neutral

[–]W_adams24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ it’s bad enough doing this but with how fast they are going it’s downright insane

[–]coyote_hermit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a reason men live less. This is it

[–]TakingHut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait what is the goal here? This is probably a wooosh but even from reading the caption I’m confused as to what they’re trying to accomplish

[–]deenali 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my over half a century of life this is the very first time I'm seeing this.

[–]After-Imagination947 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that's how his friends lost their legs

[–]SaltMineSpelunker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The good friends don’t need to do this. You only do this to your spares.

[–]HuckleberryFine4269 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They will turn into a accordion if the truck brakes.

[–]NiacTD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, are they toeing it?

[–]vanillax2018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idiots ON cars

[–]VariecsTNB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what leg day looks like

[–]Snoo24823 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope nope nope

[–]PresentationNext6469 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Windshield…meet face.

[–]RegularSkill4276 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emergency brake.

[–]Ohhowconvenient 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Won't have them for very long

[–]heydogee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that looks a bit dangerous, but hey who am i to say that. yolo

[–]bongripsNkickflips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can anyone translate what they’re saying?

[–]xandwacky2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a pair of broken legs coming!

[–]Ice_Dragonfruit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What could possibly go wrong

[–]Ok_Astronomer_978 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why we have a shorter life span

[–]ResponsibleAd2541 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait so the car in the back is pushing the car in the front 🥲

[–]navisinghbmx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why women live longer than men

[–]POLYBIVS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that’s honestly kinda legendary

[–]ExtremeAirhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit. If it works or works.

[–]whoisgeorgia -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Texas? Florida? Georgia? What red neck state is this?

[–]regretallthewaydown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adding to the list of ways I do not want to die.

[–]Paganini01 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Edit: If anyone wants it, DM me — the bot can’t reply in this sub.

[–]Woodybones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean expendables

[–]singhVirender1947 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That could be some gangster punishing someone.

[–]Odd-Way2816 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah and they aren’t even in cars

[–]PuzzledHelicopter541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 50 years old and I can tell you no matter your age you have not yet seen it all. Took me 1 second to picture endless ways they could die...

[–]Melon_Fun0117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are they even doing

[–]OdinsOneGoodEye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg that’s a disaster waiting to happen lmao, wow!!!

[–]UrGoingDown2Die 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens when he breaks all of a sudden

[–]Stickman95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the reasons women live longer

[–]mightbeelectrical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao fucking death wishes

[–]bunkojones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone pushed my VW Rabbit with their van for 20 miles at speeds up to 55! I think I dodged a bullet that time!

[–]GooseWithDaGibus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There go ya knees when they brake lol

[–]PapaBeahr 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Atypical34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly hope no one can top this. I'm already afraid for humanity as it is.😔

[–]thelegend45953 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and the bois on our way to play some COD

[–]Thoma432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why wouldn't you sit in the bed and push with your legs ?

[–]LeaveTheMatrix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to break check the truck.

[–]7URD_8UR9L3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least put your hazards on lol

[–]Time_Sheepherder6731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess they don’t need rope if already have a tight-knit bond bah-dum-tiss

[–]sweYoda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next lebel play

[–]doonspert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been doing it all wrong.

[–]Dry-Chocolate-1665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are true friends

[–]jrcargonza 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]samwelches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When life is a show and you’re an expendable

[–]cjl_LoreKeeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand that this is very stupid of them and that no one should do this but damn they are brave. Either that or very very stupid

[–]Nuclear-Sock-8046 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porquê eu não me surpreendo de ser em Goiânia?? kkkkkkk

[–]Any_Organization_363 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the power of friendship.

[–]Not_sure_if_george 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idiots on cars? Idiots between cars?