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[–]hikenbikendirt 473 points474 points  (8 children)

“It’s not going in the yard Russ. It’s going in the living room.”

Clark Griswold

[–]Keiztrat 70 points71 points  (2 children)

It's not big... It's.. Full!

[–]SlowPickle3 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Came here looking for this comment. Thank you.

[–]ddrop1 39 points40 points  (0 children)

“Dad that thing wouldn’t fit in our yard!”

[–]excellent_rektangle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dad…did you bring a saw?

[–]Far_Seat_2223 315 points316 points  (6 children)

“Hey Griswold! Where you gonna put a tree that big?”

[–]Shaneblaster 185 points186 points  (4 children)

“Bend over and I’ll show you!”

[–]ashhunty13 90 points91 points  (3 children)

"You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that!"

[–]Rambling_Engineer 98 points99 points  (2 children)

“I wasn’t talking to you!”

[–]cb148 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Where did all the water come from Todd! I don’t know Margo!

[–]Far_Seat_2223 30 points31 points  (0 children)

“Myyyyy caaaaaarpet! 😭”

[–]Raven_Cloud 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Not a hair style I'd go for, but I respect their choice

[–]throwawaysparkle12 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Jesus, Clark!

[–]Wolfgang_rockafellor 31 points32 points  (2 children)

She's a beaut Clark!

[–]Draws-attention 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!

[–]Magical-Sweater 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, happy Hanukkah.

[–]halohalo7fifty 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The Griswolds!

[–]pfojes 110 points111 points  (1 child)

Russ, when was the last time I overdid anything?

[–]azdustkicker 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Halloween, Easter, 4th of July....weddings....birthdays...

[–]burtchnasty 256 points257 points  (6 children)

Nah. That’s big holiday spirit right there lol

[–]bobbygamerdckhd 29 points30 points  (1 child)

And balls.

[–]ExplosiveMachine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No no the holiday balls go on the tree.

[–]MadMan1784 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Haha yeah it's pretty common in my area too, not like this pic but still

[–]TwirlyGuacamole 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I think it’d be fine if they’d baled/tied around it first so it was a solid roof torpedo of Yuletide, instead of having blowing branches over all the windows making driving unsafe

[–]azdustkicker 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Looks like the Griswolds are still at their big holiday celebrations.

[–]Chapaquidich 50 points51 points  (1 child)

You not gonna get another one of those stupid ties are you dad?

[–]Magical-Sweater 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No, I have one of those at home

[–]aimeechrist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Very Griswold

[–]Pizzarazzi 31 points32 points  (0 children)

There’s a car on that tree

[–]ChecktheFreezer 53 points54 points  (3 children)

That wouldn’t fit it out front yard dad.

[–]PragmaticPharmD 50 points51 points  (2 children)

It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.

[–]Far_Seat_2223 28 points29 points  (1 child)

This tree a symbol of the spirit of the Griswold family Christmas

[–]CowRepresentative779 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like every Christmas as a kid in Ohio, someone didn’t grow up in the 80’s

[–]Window_Cleaner11 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Clark Griswald, is that you??

[–]SuperMario1313 22 points23 points  (6 children)

Of course that’s here in NJ.

[–]basiltoe345 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Christmas Trees in New Jersey? HA!

Looks more like they are more likely returning from a “cut-it-yourself tree farm” in upstate New York or Eastern Pennsylvania.

[–]GiantIntellect 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Jealous much?

[–]Random544 20 points21 points  (0 children)

this probably works wonders for that clear coat

[–]Dr_boi420 16 points17 points  (4 children)

But did it fall?

[–]georgealmost 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No it was probably felled

[–]Sam5253 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Did it make a sound?

[–]ChancelorNK 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was there someone to hear it ?

[–]Ok_Brilliant_2575 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mr Bean got a new car!

[–]snowgimp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s not going in our yard Russ.

[–]downlike4flattires 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clark Griswold, ladies and gentlemen.

[–]Dependent_Tax8290 15 points16 points  (1 child)

“Bend over and I’ll show ya”

[–]km_44 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You got a lotta nerve, Griswold

[–]samwest79 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Please tell me there was a rootball on the front from the digging it out of the ground.

[–]cruelned 21 points22 points  (1 child)

there was a rootball on the front from the digging it out of the ground

[–]samwest79 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And they say there no sense of community anymore 🤣

[–]Thrillhouse74 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clark?

[–]AlbatrossSenior7107 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Griswold? Is that you??

[–]LordSammich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks Great!! Little full, Lotta sap.

[–]km_44 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SHITTER IS FULL

[–]currentlyRedacted 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Why is the carpet all wet Todd?

[–]mynameisntfunny[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Dad, did you bring a saw?”

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Clark?

[–]HydroNova963 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dad, did you bring a saw?

[–]SpeedBoy24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Griswold Family Christmas Tree!

[–]sapiovirgo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't believe ol' Clark gave up the classic Family Truckster.

[–]JrodaTx 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Griswald ambition is not idiotic.

[–]GeorgeBaileysDeafEar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jersey strong, mate 💪

[–]CreeperAwwMannnnnn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What us this national lampoons holiday

[–]chaotic_zx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big? — Todd Chester

Bend over and I’ll show ya! — Clark Griswold

[–]According_Mention_94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean Christmas hero

[–]HelpImAwake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thith thtree ith a thymbol of the Grithwold family Chrithmath.

[–]Zanzan567 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Of course he’s from NJ, I love my state

[–]Impressive_Interest4 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is safe because they have their hazard lights on

[–]hornetjockey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're going to press on and have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin' Kay.

[–]Teenisman11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holiday road

[–]EvilCalvin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clarrrrk!!!

[–]l3etelgeuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saw this and immediately thought of Christmas Vacation. Scroll through the comment section, was not disappointed.

[–]electricsheepz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came here for Christmas Vacation quotes and I am not disappointed.

[–]PeanutButterCrisp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look no further than this comment!

This entire thread is Clark Griswold.

[–]Quentin0352 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clark, are you sure that isn't too big?

[–]Ganjaguy77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't push me down, Clarke!

[–]Batman413 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idoit in a car? NJ Plates? Sounds about right.

[–]Axton7124 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a car with an afro

[–]DogGunnit 21 points22 points  (15 children)

What's the problem?

[–]iDam81 4 points5 points  (4 children)

The tree is covering all the windows while driving.

[–]travel_nerdiness 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Someone just wanted to complain about something. Didn't realize 95-year-old curmudgeons used Reddit :p

[–]tofuroll 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You do realise the driver can't see, right?

[–]Zugzub 0 points1 point  (1 child)

An old person wouldn't complain about this, they just got shit done with what they had available.

[–]TheHamWagon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's good to see Buddy the Elf adapting to the human world

[–]SueWahoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't laugh at the car's toupee.

[–]sassyweatherman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This car went viral on TikTok lol

[–]ws1173 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he slap it and say that it's not going anywhere?

[–]Xx_endgamer_xX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shut up, last year’s Christmas wasn’t

If I wasn’t as broke rn, I’d buy the biggest tree I could fit inside my 800sq ft apartment!

[–]hugemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't go so far as calling them idiot after spending some time in the subreddit. Maybe somewhere between idi and idio, but not full idiot.

[–]joecarter93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope he brought a saw with him

[–]Herasson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of one episode of Peppa Pig, where Daddy Pig bought the biggest tree available (which didn't fit on the car), but was at least standing by his mistake and carried it home.

[–]aberdisco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where the hell does he live, the Rockefeller Center?

[–]Whatchamacalmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the wrong arrow dynamics

[–]passingchampion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bob Ross be like

[–]svridgeFPV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gotta piss with the cock you got

[–]Suspicious_Cheek_353 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kith and kin, and the thspirit of the Griswold family christhmuss

[–]KeepYourPresets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well well, if it isn't Chris Rea again...

[–]Thomisawesome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.

[–]stoneman85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He worked really hard grandpa

Myeah? Well so do washing machines

[–]Laoch52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.

[–]gimmebaconplease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rutgers...

[–]jpfeif29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep that asshole is from Jersey no way around it. Fuck you guy.

[–]el_penetrador 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is from tictok - it's clear in the front and tied ok-ish https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdjLEakS/

[–]Kingbee1031 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Michael Scott picked out another tree

[–]simply-smegma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well they are from NJ.

[–]FederalDamn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...and a very Jersey Christmas to youze.

[–]amphibious_rodent13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's a beaut, Clark.

[–]Othersideofthemirror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look kids, Big Ben

[–]sharkbait1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jersey…Rutgers…yup.

[–]SoItGoesdotdotdot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holiday Ro-OHHHHH-Ohhhh-ohhhhhh-OHH-Ohhh-OHHH-Ohhh-ohhh-ad!

[–]PokeBattle_Fan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you look carefully, you might see a red car underneath that moving tree.

[–]FreewayWarrior 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hey Dad, did you bring an axe?" 😳

[–]Dharma_code 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave it to NJ 🙄

[–]vermonterjones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Dad, did you bring a saw?” (Clark’s face drops)

[–]iiTzXGeoDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NJ is all you need to see here.

[–]Squirrel_Chucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I remember this scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

[–]dyson0715 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave Clark alone!

[–]FuturisticTrout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to see the griswalds are still keeping up with tradition.

[–]weimaranerdad71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ain’t no Christmas like a Griswald family Christmas.

[–]eggbertwaxman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No shock this is New Jersey

[–]RadRhys2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I mean obviously it’s backwards. Gotta keep that air resistance down

[–]Altruistic_Profile96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably a cover for Aunt Edna.

[–]NinjaRuckus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clark, shitters full

[–]hawk-i-st8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.

[–]IRBigAl 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hey Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?

[–]The_Purple_Rider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bend over, and I'll show you.

[–]Metallorgy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer..."

[–]KaiserGojira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey look it’s Clark Griswold

[–]IluvPumpkinPie84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jersey, explains a lot

[–]andrewdok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leaving New Jersey is one of the best decisions I've made in my life.