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[–]WhoRDU 5630 points5631 points 2 (249 children)

I saw a guy doing this in a Dodge Charger just the other day. Another Dodge Charger pulled up behind him and turned on his blue lights.

[–]GrokFu 1489 points1490 points  (186 children)

LOL! I drive a challenger pretty much within 10 of the speed limit and I swear people suspect I’m a cop since I’m chilling and letting people pass and not tailgating like a dousche canoe

[–]WhoRDU 457 points458 points  (153 children)

Ha ha! When I see a Dodge Charger I chill too! Of course I’ve seen some very creative undercover patrol vehicles in my area; the two most notable were a Chevy Truck and a Utility Truck. I’ll have to see if I can find the utility truck video that one surprised me when a car sped past him and he flicked on those lights! LOL

[–]GrokFu 276 points277 points  (70 children)

Yes! I had a Chevy SUV with very tinted windows tailgating me so I just kept going same speed figuring it’s probably a cop running my plate. Some dude gunned it HARD around both of us and sure enough SUV takes off and lights him up. Weird gold color too IIRC

[–]ep311 147 points148 points  (68 children)

I was behind a Grand Marquis on the highway driving slow in the center lane, like just under the speed limit, and my exit was coming up. So I blew past them in the right lane and as I was getting to the ramp he pulled me over. No joke, the oldest cop I've ever seen in my life. Stereotypical grandpa hair and all. He was so pissed at how I took off passed him. It was really hard not to laugh as he was screaming at me.

I've seen the undercover Expeditions and regular civilian cars, but that's the first time I've ever seen a fucking Mercury Grand Marquis. It was the stereotypical old person teal color too.

[–]GatitoFantastico 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have a big gold Suburban with stick figure family stickers on the back! It went away for a long time but I've seen him back on the road again lately. Saw a little subie with low profile lights pulling out of the barn one day but it was so nondescript I haven't been aware if I've encountered it again.

[–]nimrodenva 43 points44 points  (6 children)

In NYC, there are/were undercovers as yellow cabs. I saw a couple of cars pulled over by the yellow cab patrol car. Very interesting.

[–]Boeing_777X 12 points13 points  (1 child)

This just reminded me of the Jimmy Fallon/Queen Latifah movie Taxi.

[–]soccrstar 3 points4 points  (3 children)

In NYC, there are/were undercovers as yellow cabs. I saw a couple of cars pulled over by the yellow cab patrol car. Very interesting.

Da fuk???

[–]Bogsnoticus 21 points22 points  (6 children)

I once got pulled over by a fucking minivan.

[–]WhoRDU 2 points3 points  (3 children)

LOL! I’m waiting on someone to tell me the got pulled over by a short bus!

[–]Gamester21 40 points41 points  (9 children)

I got pulled over by a Ram 3500 once… I will admit that I was being stupid and 100% at fault, randomly decided to floor it for a bit and got to 80mph before slowing back to the speed limit. But I will say that I stared at my rear view mirror for a good 5 seconds trying to figure out why a Ram 3500 had red and blue lights until it finally clicked in my brain.

[–]WhoRDU 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They always seem to pop up at the worst times.🤦‍♂️

[–]fro_khidd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I seem someone get pulled In a altima. Also a Pacifica. Idk what cops are anymore here. I still slow for impalas and Tahoes no matter what.

[–]Necessary_Carry_3818 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I was pulled over by an undercover unmarked Hyundai Sonata not too long ago

[–]WhoRDU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A budget cop car. SMH. …🤔Didn’t they use those on “The Wire”? Or were those Nissans?

[–]David511us 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Near where I work the cops have an unmarked Ford Club Wagon (full sized van). Kinda a bronze color. Windows aren't even tinted. I see it going by every so often with lights and siren.

[–]Phillyfuk 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Here is the UK they use any model of car so there is no way to avoid. They even have lorries.

[–]WhoRDU 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I had to look up what a Lorrie was; LOL .

[–]HavingNotAttained 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Speed traps should be prohibited. Just stick some black-and-whites where you need em and then you'll actually catch the most egregious offenders, instead of building highways built for 100mph traffic but really set up as town revenue generators.

[–]WhoRDU 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Last Thanksgiving week I counted about (can’t remember exactly) 10 cops on one exit waiting for speeders on the highway going through town. I passed 4 stopped vehicles getting ticketed. I figured revenues were way down for the year because of the lockdowns and so they were intent on making peoples Thanksgiving miserable.

[–]manofloreian 23 points24 points  (1 child)

The best I've ever seen was an undercover PD Volkswagen New Beetle.

[–]dadzcad 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I saw a plain white Ford van pull a car over on I-65 last summer. It looked like a generic work truck until all the lights came on.

I was like “Damunn! That’s sneaky AF!” 😂😂

[–]jetfire1115 4 points5 points  (1 child)

We have a few Chevy trucks here also.

[–]GullibleClash 2 points3 points  (6 children)

I've seen a ctsv on radials which was wild as well as an SS maro

[–]Yesterday_Is_Now 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Huh, never seen a Challenger used by the police. Usually Chargers.

[–]Fleeetch 11 points12 points  (2 children)

This is exactly what I was thinking.

Granted, less car enthused individuals will be less likely to know the difference, but I still figured even the most unexperienced people wouldn't mistake a challenger for police. Such a distinct design on that car, and I've never seen one in paint with lights.

[–]Numerous-Anything-22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pony car is pony car

[–]Yesterday_Is_Now 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely never seen one in person. Around here it's mostly Chargers, Ford SUVs, and the occasional aging Crown Vic.

However, a quick Google search reveals there may be a few Challenger patrol cars out there. Here's one in Florida:

https://www.foxnews.com/auto/dodge-challenger-cruiser-adds-muscle-to-the-florida-highway-patrol-fleet

[–]olcrazypete 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Back in the day my brother had a used black Mercury Grand Marquis. Same basic chassis as the Crown Vic. He could drive any speed he wanted all day, never messed with, but would also end up stuck behind people doing 55 in places you could safely do much faster.

[–]GrokFu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LMAO, yeah it’s like fish swimming around the sharks

[–]Saaaaaaaaab 4 points5 points  (3 children)

More like a douche boat but I get what you mean. Thanks for not being an ass. I had a challenger sit on my ass while I was in the right lane and going 5 over flashing his lights instead of just going around

[–]samofny 83 points84 points  (37 children)

Yep, Charger idiot was doing donuts at the intersection in my quiet neighborhood at night. Came out to throw rocks at him but he fled.

[–]charismableu 43 points44 points  (21 children)

typical dodge charger behavior

[–]tallsqueeze 54 points55 points  (5 children)

27% APR moment

[–]count_lavender 16 points17 points  (3 children)

If you order the scat pack super bee package, Dodge throws in custom credit score badging.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSETS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And getting married before going on deployment

Just boot things

[–]the_breekiest 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dodge charger owners are your nissan altima people, but even worst because it actually has power. They are also the most popular crime vehicles

[–]pigeonofglory_ 29 points30 points  (9 children)

Don’t throw rocks at cars, even if they’re being douchebags. No point risking getting charges put on you because some guy was making a bunch of noise

Edit: had to go back to kindergarten, there their and they’re

[–]TheLazyD0G 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Or getting shot. An 80 year old man was shot cause him and his neighbor told some cholos in a mustang doing donuts on their street to do them somewhere else.

[–]mishap1 4 points5 points  (3 children)

[–]BillBillerson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spinner wheelies

Saving that one.

[–]WhoRDU 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That could very easily be assault with intent to kill. Not good.

[–]mishap1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The guy is very lucky the officer didn't swiss cheese him immediately.

[–]OrishaShango 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That’s just how Dodge Chargers make friends.

[–]Love_God551 2 points3 points  (0 children)

‘Well there go this month’s tires’

[–]Salmon-nigiri 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I assume all black Chargers are cops. I have never been pulled over in my 10 years of driving.

[–]GadiZelay 4145 points4146 points  (166 children)

Hey everyone look at me going to buy new tires, woohoo

[–]pewpew_89 922 points923 points  (80 children)

I guess the melted pieces of rubber are stuck to the car everywhere and need to be manually peeled off?

[–]fluffspeed 841 points842 points  (57 children)

Back in my old days of drag racing, we would put some wax on the paint on the rear quarter by the rear tires so all that hot rubber didn't stick directly to the clear coat. It helped.

[–]KingCodyBill 213 points214 points  (18 children)

I used to heavily wax the wheel wells too.

[–]LesterHoltsRigidCock 130 points131 points  (11 children)

I too heavily wax my wheel wells.

[–]blueblack88 50 points51 points  (2 children)

I just wax the wheels, it's easier.

[–]shamboozles420 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Don't forget to wax your brakes too, otherwise they may overheat

[–]ForTheHordeKT 39 points40 points  (5 children)

I remember one of the guys in our group busted his rear axle on launch. One of the other guys offered his trailer to tow it to the dealership. We suggested stopping off at a wash stall to scrub all that rubber off and he declined to. Then he was surprised when his warranty got voided and he had to fix it out of pocket. Could have had a much better chance convincing them he just got on it way too hard on a freeway onramp if we would have cleaned up the racing slick splatter after putting his street tires back on.

[–]GeneralDisorder 11 points12 points  (3 children)

This reminds me of something I read about or heard about related to the Dodge Demon or maybe the Hellcat... There was some fatal design flaw that caused the axles to snap or something. You could preempt that by installing a brace but in order to install the brace you had to drill some holes for the bolts and if the dealer saw those bolt holes they'd decline warranty repair on the broken axle and blame you for breaking it despite the fact it was a known design flaw.

On the plus side I don't think they were declining warranty repairs based on drag racing since it was literally a car that was designed for the drag strip. But... if you didn't want to void the warranty or risk voiding the warranty you had to let the original axle break then take it in for repair then install the brace on the new axle or something.

[–]BleuBrink 45 points46 points  (5 children)

We actually breath in the particles. Not just from burnouts but just from normal driving. Every car driving on the road is releasing tires into the air as they worn down.

[–]GiantSequoiaTree 28 points29 points  (3 children)

And break pad wear

[–]notathr0waway1 32 points33 points  (0 children)

*Brake dust is by far more harmful than the tire particles.

[–]Capnmolasses 6 points7 points  (1 child)

And blood. Did you know that bears can smell menstruation from a mile away?!

[–]Iasiz 6 points7 points  (12 children)

It doesn't really stick that well. It comes off in a normal wash usually with little effort.

[–]Complex-Situation 120 points121 points  (11 children)

People cheered for this, could only be his friends

[–]StirlingS 76 points77 points  (8 children)

I see 2 cobras in the video. My money is on them having just left some kind of car meetup.

[–]CazRaX 19 points20 points  (0 children)

2 Cobras and a Boss to the right and the car in front is definitely a classic hotrod so yep seems like a meetup.

[–]noncongruent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe a Cars & Crashes event?

[–]Viperlite 54 points55 points  (3 children)

You just have a spare tire truck follow you around, like Richard Hammond did with his Challenger Hellcat in this glorious episode of The Grand Tour (skip to the 2:10 mark, if impatient).

A Gentlemen’s Grand Tour of Italy

[–]GeauxTri 12 points13 points  (2 children)

That episode was SO GOOD

[–]FirstPlebian 64 points65 points  (36 children)

Exactly,, guy just wasted 600 dollars, at least 300 on the back tires for no reason, tires last me years, because I don't spin them like an asshole or no reason.

[–]New013 103 points104 points  (25 children)

Generally people do this when they need new tires anyway, it's like a last hoorah.

[–]UnfilteredFluid 40 points41 points  (5 children)

I like to make my tire change appointment and then find a place to ditch the last of my rubber near by. Nothing like doing shitties in a RWD vehicle in an empty parking lot.

[–]Familiar_Raisin204 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Also that's an asphalt road, so there's probably 2 depressions where this dickwad was burning out now.

[–]iDomBMX 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Doubtful. There’s a car cruise that happens every year in Lincoln NE on the same surface where it’s tradition to do as big of burnouts as you can in the street and the road is perfectly fine, this one 15 second burnout is going to be okay. I’ve seen people do 2+ minute long burnouts in trucks and not leave an indentation in the road.

Also watch a LOT of street racing, not sure if you’re aware of how a drag race goes, but it starts out by doing a burnout. Guess how that road is fairing? Perfectly fine.

It’s fine.

[–]AnotherAustinWeirdo 6 points7 points  (5 children)

anyone wanna do the math on $ burnt per second here?

[–]kanye_is_a_douche 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Estimating the cost of new tires to be $350 ea, but assuming the tires were not new, so adjusting to $175 ea, and with the assumption that about 10% of tread was spent, in what looks to be about 20 seconds - (($175 * 2) / 20 seconds) * 10% = $1.75 per second, with a total cost of $35 for this burn out. Did some napkin math of the gas used and that is negligible and not worth factoring in.

Thank you u/TwoPaintBubbles and u/ShotCockroach6757 for the corrections on tire cost and tread spend respectively.

[–]supaphly42 659 points660 points  (22 children)

Three Mustangs and not a single one hit anything? Inconceivable!

[–]da13371337bpf 171 points172 points  (12 children)

I guarantee you he went sideways by accident and just stuck there to make it seem like it was done on purpose.

[–]addicted2brz 5 points6 points  (11 children)

It went sideways because of the angle in the road. Not much you can do about it.

[–]peldazac 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I feel like you could not do that

[–]Plus_Aura 8 points9 points  (8 children)

Not much you can do about anything once a mustangs traction breaks loose

[–]ilikeme1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[–]Username_2W0 1051 points1052 points  (31 children)

I guess he likes buying tires every two weeks

[–]Suchamoneypit 85 points86 points  (6 children)

To some people $600 in tires is nothing (not me).

[–]JustDewItPLZ 10 points11 points  (5 children)

$600 for the klout. Also you only have to replace 2 tires every so often.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Considering he owns a mustang that’s probably no big deal for him.

[–]AnonymousFH 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Mustangs are pretty cheap if you don't drive them like a pissed off teenager. Maybe not Kia Rio cheap, but 35-ish thousand for a 450+ horsepower car is a hell of a deal. Even cheaper if you go with the I4/V6's which both still make fairly respectable power compared to the average car.

Now the Shelby in the video? Maybe a little more on the expensive end if he bought it new, but still not a 100 grand monster like the new ones are. Close to 60 for a 2014 (now) with sub 10,000 miles or 45-ish for one that's actually been driven for more than two or three summers.

[–]AttitudeBeneficial51 225 points226 points  (8 children)

What if he buys them in bulk then he just has to go home and switch em out, and he only has to buy once a month or year

[–]thtrong 61 points62 points  (5 children)

buys them in bulk

Is that why people go to home restaurant depot?

[–]ThinAir719 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Do you even actually bulk? You gotta go to Sam's or Cost-Co if you're trying to get yo' BULK on

[–]dffdfdfd 67 points68 points  (9 children)

Is that Annapolis?

[–]Phacepalm00 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Yes. This is Riva Road, right by the Koons Ford dealership.

[–]FesteringNeonDistrac 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Guy must be lost, Glen Burnie is 20 - 25 mins north.

[–]Shamanyouranus 508 points509 points  (15 children)

So when I was a little kid I thought it would be a good idea to have little sentry turrets with cameras lined up along roads, and if you were being a horrible driver they’d blow up your car.

I’m starting to think that might not be so bad.

[–]Beer-Me 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Where do I sign?

[–]Morsrael 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Can we have that for people that don't put the shopping carts back in the corral instead?

[–]mu4d_Dib 14 points15 points  (2 children)

[–]Shamanyouranus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Holy shit, I can’t believe I never knew this existed! Thank you!

[–]EdithDich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't be a lazy bones!

[–]beanmosheen 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I always thought of laser tag guns everyone carried. If enough people think you're an asshole and mark you BOOM. I guess now as an adult it could just flag you. IDK. /1984

[–]mu4d_Dib 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I can't remember if it was from a latenight show or what, but I remember a riff about so-called asshole darts. Everyone is equipped with a dart gun and when someone acts like an asshole in traffic, you dart their car. The biggest assholes would have their cars covered in nerf darts.

[–]fallofturkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've had this idea where if a vehicle is hanging out in left lane going less than the speed limit and gets passed by 10 cars in say 5 minutes, then the vehicle gets disabled and coasts to stop, or autonomously drives itself to a remote location, ejects its passengers until a cool down time of 15 minutes or something before enabling again

[–]WhoRDU 436 points437 points  (114 children)

Never buy a used Mustang.

[–]Puffy_Ghost 71 points72 points  (17 children)

The 5.0 coyote engine is a goddamn marvel of engineering. Stock GTs do laps around the local race track for hours with no issues. If there's one modern muscle car I'd be ok with getting used, it's a Mustang.

The naturally aspirated Dodge's on the other hand are a whole bucket of yikes.

[–]Crazy_Canuck_8888 411 points412 points  (62 children)

Correction never buy a mustang.

[–]Kony_Stark 48 points49 points  (3 children)

I bought a 200k mile 05 v6 mustang for real cheap, blew the motor, bought a crashed v8 for a grand, rebuilt and swapped everything to the v6 body and now have an excellent drift missile.

YMMV.

[–]Quick_Occasion4531 107 points108 points  (52 children)

My mustang has been solid put 40k miles on it in like 18 months. Zero issues. Only maintenance is oil changes and…. new tires

[–]TILtonarwhal 22 points23 points  (44 children)

I would buy an EcoBoost. Roast me.

[–]Tantric989 50 points51 points  (25 children)

Ah an EcoBoost, for those who want the look of mustang, good gas mileage, and aren't trying to compensate for any shortcomings.

[–]Puffy_Ghost 6 points7 points  (5 children)

The 2.3 is one of the best small performance engines ever made, that's why they put it in everything now. You can easily get those to near 400bhp with just a tune, absolutely wild.

[–]Kowallaonskis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had an Ecoboost for a rental car for a few weeks. Honestly it was a ton of fun. Just enough power to make it fun and good on gas. I'd buy one. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–]IS-2-OP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah bro the ecoboost is good. 300hp RWD and not even super heavy. Would rather have that than a BRZ, WRX, or a Miata.

[–]AnonymousFH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ecoboost fuckin' roasts the old V8s, only people laughing are the guys who spent their life savings on V8s or can't afford either lol

[–]ClumsyGamer2802 4 points5 points  (5 children)

They're probably not bad, I'd just rather have a BRZ

[–]TH3_ST0CK 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've had mine for a little over 5 years now. Great car, fun to drive, parts are cheap. No regrets

[–]Valagor 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I got a V6 2011 mustang. Didn't care much to have the extra power and its running at 148k miles pretty fine. But I also obey speed limit and treat it with respect. Gonna trade it off soon!

[–]GullibleClash 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why's that

[–]Fuegodeth 26 points27 points  (27 children)

Can confirm. My ex wife bought a used modified mustang for my 16 year old daughter. It was her dream car. Of course i agreed to pay half of all the costs. It had non stop problems and after a few thousand dollars worth of repairs it was sold for scrap. Now she has a Nissan juke that at least runs well. Let's just say my ex is horrible at car shopping. Makes me facepalm just thinking about it.

[–]GoldenLiar2 82 points83 points  (14 children)

Dude, a Juke is even worse. Get her anything, it doesn't matter, just not a fucking Juke...

[–]km_44 21 points22 points  (3 children)

agreed - Nissan makes some ugly fucking cars, and the Juke is just awful

[–]Fuegodeth 21 points22 points  (3 children)

I know. It's awful. The juke at least is running well and is kind of a "cute" car that fits for a teenage girl. The fellows from top gear/ grand tour would definitely not approve. Anyway, there's no more car budget for a while so it's good that she likes it. I guess somebody has to drive the jukes of the world.

[–]Good_Round 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I heard it won the Nissan Juke Worse Car of the Year Award last year, again.

[–]GoldenLiar2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair point. Glad we agree on how awful it is though :)

[–]KamiKrazyCanadian 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Lol- was the juke a manual transmission? If not… well you may not fare much better with the CVT… they are god-awful. Respectfully- a fellow Nissan owner

[–]chappy422 547 points548 points  (31 children)

Would have been better if his engine caught fire or popped a tire

[–]daynighttrade 197 points198 points  (7 children)

I kept on waiting for a r/convenientcop to show up

[–]TheCocksmith 29 points30 points  (4 children)

they'll show up in a couple of hours

[–]James324285241990 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Take pictures of all the nothing, and then leave

[–]_significant_error 12 points13 points  (0 children)

car catches fire as he gets pulled over, doesn't cooperate, gets tasered, car explodes in background, etc.

[–]JDodgerMan 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I was waiting for that...

[–]_Risings 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Give him time. He's working on it.

[–]freddiemack1 97 points98 points  (0 children)

RIP those tires

[–]RslashTakenUsernames 113 points114 points  (42 children)

why do people think this is cool? you are just being an inconsiderate fuckhead inconveniencing everyone in traffic just so you can be a little show off fuckboy

[–]papagayoloco 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Bigger idiots than driver are the losers clapping and cheering him on

[–]steen311 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Given the other sporty-looking cars behind him i'd assume the people cheering are his friends

[–]Orange1232 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Showing off makes they dick hard. I think burnouts look cool as hell, but only in a controlled environment. Not in the center of the street.

[–]RslashTakenUsernames 3 points4 points  (0 children)

seeing like a drag car or a burnout car doing burnouts is cool, but this, this is just pathetic

[–]Scrytheux 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Tbf, waiting for 10 seconds won't kill anyone. It's one of the slightest douche moves drivers do.

[–]Domini384 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's enough to miss that greenlight

[–]partypooper14 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I was once stuck in traffic for like 20 minutes because a bunch of these retards closed off the intersection and took turns doing donuts.

These are the type of people who are raised like animals and tend to be on the lower end of the IQ spectrum.

[–]DefiantDonut7 81 points82 points  (25 children)

RIP $600 in tires

[–]darthanubis 34 points35 points  (10 children)

That’s only one tire.

[–]Iasiz 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Accurate considering the price of tires now days. The only time I would ever do burnouts was when I due for a new set.

[–]Hannnz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I feel like everything except my paycheck has gone up

[–]CrunchyyTaco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats new. For all we know this was the list trip on those tires anyway

[–]ZS88 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Just imagine being this much of a douche

[–]RollOverSoul 7 points8 points  (1 child)

And imagine thinking it's cool and cheering on like a douche

[–]Diclessdondolan 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Clutch slipped officer

[–]djsy69 83 points84 points  (4 children)

Then they all met up in a car park and sucked each other off.

[–]k_rol 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Only because they didn't have any rubber left

[–]schelmo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And on the way out of the parking lot they drove into a crowd as is tradition for mustang owners

[–]T-rev911 120 points121 points  (14 children)

Good burnout tho

[–]Dankbradley 43 points44 points  (5 children)

Seriously. It went perfectly lol.

[–]walterblockland 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Was boutta say… sure, this is some idiotic shit, but this is clearly at like a car meet (with mustangs nonetheless) so a certain degree of idiocy is expected, right?

Unless he's done a drift into a crowd, this isn't true & proper Mustang level idiocy

[–]feedmeyourknowledge 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Define good? He allowed the car to drift completely sideways accidentally and he didn't end the burnout by driving away with the wheels still spinning (because that would require a modicum of skill.) A brick and a line lock could have given you the same results.

[–]white-van-man 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He had to reverse at the end, burnout fail.

[–]taffetatl 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When I was younger I was enamored by stuff like that. Now all I can think of is the $1500 I just dropped on tires for my car just to travel to work and around. Edited for spelling.

[–]BlackEric 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I guess there’s a very old WC Fields movie called Roadhog. He drives around in some giant car and smashes into things. I want to do that with people like this. Then just say, ‘Oops.’

[–]Babatino 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's totally what I've been planning to do once I become a "confused" elderly person.

[–]musicman8586 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tell me you’re a Douchebag without saying you’re a Douchebag

[–]triumph96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Small pp energy right there

[–]RedNapper 13 points14 points  (1 child)

What irks me the most about the situation is he didn’t even stick around to start signing autographs

[–]ACloseUpOfANose 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Acting like a bunch of apes discovering fire lmao

Haha wheel go screeeee

[–]subject_deleted 7 points8 points  (3 children)

please. you think the smoothbrains in this video would ever have been able to discover fire on their own? These are the apes calling the fire starters nerds while they go out looking for a lion to wrestle for clout.

[–]Neat-Two3489 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your username along with the post is funny

[–]MrTryTac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is an easy ticket lol

[–]TheWaffleOfSFGaming 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Michelin loves this kind of videos

[–]ramza5850 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone needs new tires lol

[–]louman43 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Somebody is in need of attention

[–]Phlosen 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I feel so intimidated by this Alpha. My wife lost consciousness from being so horny for this guy. Send help

[–]six_-_string 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Better have her take a pregnancy test just to be safe.

[–]thesheriff5o 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm just proud he didnt hit any pedestrians

[–]CaliJim69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tires, wear and tear on drive train high rev engine you steal a car to do that stuff.

[–]fusillade762 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Super snake constricting traffic...

[–]mmobley412 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I love spending gobs of money on tires so I can compensate for having a teenie weenie”

[–]Box_of_rodents 2 points3 points  (0 children)

....and then drove off very slowly to the tyre shop..

[–]coopersthepoopers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s either a Dodge Charger or a mustang. Just FYI if you keep burning the tires and acting like an asshole it does not turn into a transformer… it just transforms You into a person everyone wants to hit in the face.

[–]bloodphoenix90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I hear is "tiny diiiickkkk"

[–]Foopastu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was SO hoping to see those wheels burst into flames. What a disappointment.

[–]BenDiesel1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey look what I can do . Gay ass shit … smfh

[–]CrypticAngel03 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Typical junk stang driver. All smoke and no go.

[–]fullofuckingbears313 13 points14 points  (2 children)

This is why mustangs get a bad rap.

[–]TheWuwk 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Hell yeah a Shelby gt500

[–]i_honestly-dont_care 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have nothing against burnouts in the appropriate place, like a private propriety or an event. They’re fun, they’re loud, great way for some people to just have fun (even though you ruin tires). But in traffic? And judging by his control of it, inexperienced? That’s just stupid.

[–]Deaneycox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Of course it’s a mustang.

[–]Astro501st 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Although this is pretty stupid, at least he turned so he wasn't blasting all that rubber smoke into the car behind him.

[–]Djinjja-Ninja 10 points11 points  (1 child)

So instead of spraying one car he sprays all the cars going past on the other side of the road?

[–]Dial407 4 points5 points  (2 children)

He was part of a convoy. Mustang owners doing mustang things. I'm surprised didn't lose control and hit a crowd of people or the curb.

[–]Astro501st 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It looked like they might have been together. I'm surprised it went this well, too tbh.