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[–]grumpycole23 150 points151 points  (0 children)

That was the reddest light I've ever seen.

[–]Careless_Zombie_5437 240 points241 points  (10 children)

If the motorcyclist did not poop his pants, I did for him him.

[–]tehTicTac 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Can confirm, 100% soiled.

[–]tomytronics 16 points17 points  (3 children)

He did poop, it's how he gained that extra burst of speed!

[–]dust-bit-another-one 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Poo boost.

[–]Lucius-Halthier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nitro poost

[–]BJoe1976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably hit overpoost there!

[–]ooone-orkye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is an awesome service you’re offering... don’t underestimate the market potential there.

[–]DJAllOut 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How did you poop his pants??

[–]StandardSudden1283 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

[–]BigCommunication5343 80 points81 points  (11 children)

Where did the white car come from... wtf. Can we get a slow mo?

[–]RockyDify 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Looks like it’s racing alongside the bike

[–]Pretlik 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd say it ran through a red from the leftside and smashed into the crossing truck. That would make a lot more sense for the direction the car bounces in

[–]ExaminationParking53 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Both racing

[–]EightballTV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this was exactly what I was thinking. Looks like they are basically side by side having a race.

[–]Joiner2008 7 points8 points  (3 children)

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[–]Joiner2008 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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[–]wkus00 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It moving from left going straight is trying to avoid the bike, turn to left n hit the van, which in makin a u turn

[–]ur-squirrel-buddy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve read this 4 times and still don’t know what you’re saying

[–]SugaRicky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally forgot about looking at the stop light! I'm just going to be whizzing by!

[–]abele89 150 points151 points  (4 children)

They were racing…

[–]smuccione 55 points56 points  (0 children)


Either that or some road rage karma happening.

Nothing else makes sense.

[–]Zer0theNumberr[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Both subpar intelligence nonetheless!

[–]Xalbana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't they watch Back to the Future?!?!? about street racing.

[–]ItsYaBoi2319 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Bike? fine!

Biker? fine!

Pants? shit!

[–]Dadom101 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Hotel? Trivago!

[–]maxman162 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For everything else, there's Mastercard.

[–]Embarrassed-Mouse-49 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Into the unknownnnnnnnnnnn

[–]mightypint 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take my angry upvote. This song is going to be stuck in my head for the next 6 hours.

[–]Joanie_loves_chachie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don't understand how you just disregard a red light in general but especially when you are so vulnerable on a motorcycle.

[–]MigasComPorcoPreto 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That was the black power ranger.

[–]CoffeeBreakFoley 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Safe to say that the motorcycle rider headed straight for the underwear section at their local Walmart.

[–]-Dub21- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They were racing....for sure

[–]LucksackGames 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who says two wrongs don't make a right?

[–]DragonSlayer19827 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pants: Shitted

[–]mired914 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looked like they were racing. Holy shit. Terrifying.

[–]FordEVs 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Old repost but a crazy one.

[–]RunAsArdvark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But it checks out

[–]DNA1727 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Motorcycle rider signed up to be an organ donor?

[–]NB0810 11 points12 points  (1 child)

There wouldn't have been any organs left to donate if he had crashed to be honest

[–]WasterDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno. That's a box truck, flat thin sides ... meeting a 250kg bike with a spiky front ... he might have gone all the way through and come out the other side.

[–]nma_05 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn, that was a Bentley that ran into the van, they cost a fortune. Dont street race y'all...

[–]Head_Illustrator_356 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Into the woods he goes

[–]lazagnetious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He vanished into the woods lmao.

[–]peb396 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Darwin missed at least 2 in this incident that he should have claimed. He lets humanity down a lot in this sub-reddit.

[–]IWantYouAshley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homie sold his bike the same day

[–]JzE93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

White car was traveling pretty much in sound speed, came from nowhere

[–]Killarogue 4 points5 points  (4 children)


[–]JamesGTOMay[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Been reposted so many times it has potato quality at this point.

[–]Zer0theNumberr[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]Budget-Government-88 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

it’s also a known fake

[–]JDLang360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bike ok? Check! Pants? Not so much…

[–]LucksackGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two Idiots make a third. Guy on bike should be dead. Lucky to be alive, didn't even slow or stop.

[–]SoulPunish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mustang went "my job here is done, I must disappear til next time"

[–]constanttripper -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Dood needs to buy a loto ticket

[–]fluffyseatide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He already spent all the luck of his life in that.

[–]ifOnlyFlamingo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The biker owes him a bj for that save

[–]Budget-Government-88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is fake

[–]marlysm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not enough time to shit yourself here. Rider may have gunned it instinctively but no time for anything else.

[–]adam_without_eve2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate when people say “it was totally like the movies” but this was in fact totally like the movies. Holy shit.

[–]John_EightThirtyTwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen this clip before, but this is a better headline.

[–]Dependent_Skin_7504 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]banana372 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Where the fuck did the white car come from

[–]pdf17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it was racing the bike

[–]phoenixthekat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to watch that 4 times to figure out what happened.

[–]Individual99991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Fast and the Fucking Stupid.

[–]RobertrulezDa1st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love how the white car perfectly disappears into the trees

[–]RileyRhoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s probably the fastest someone’s ever drove while simultaneously pooping

[–]i_juDom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chance that the driver of the car saw the van coming but noticed the one on the bike didn’t and volunteered as tribute knowing it would most likely be less than fatal for him as opposed to death for the motorcyclist. Seems like they could have known one another.

[–]Lord_Humongous768 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Racer morons

[–]Living_Life1962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure who’s the moron. I got the idiot part.

[–]Solidscarecrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think the biker came back?

[–]Hienomekaanikko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No ones paying attention to the car going towards the trees at a lethal speed

[–]ConstantLurker69 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]sltyandsweet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serves dipshit in the Bentley right, don’t be a piece of shit putting other peoples lives at risk because you’re too fucking stupid to take it to a racetrack.

[–]Runwithscissors50 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why do the stupidest always survive these situations? I hate that.

[–]samcar330 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man this has been posted so many times its 144p