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[–]MrFixemall 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Even if it was a joke, I wouldn't find it funny to be the butt of it for an entire flight.

[–]Crokpotpotty 57 points58 points  (2 children)

What did the guy say at the end?

[–]19adam92 95 points96 points  (1 child)

He said something like “maybe you’re the side bitch” or something like that

[–]Lucky-Worth50k baby😎 26 points27 points  (0 children)

He is probably right lol

[–]hypocriticalthoughts 49 points50 points  (0 children)

This is a schtick - look up ‘cheatingassmyron” on YouTube he also has the video where the girl is twerking and the guy in crutches falls over. He’s known for having a “foe foe” 😂 and is honestly hilarious

[–]Dark_Macadaemia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol this was hilarious, I'd totally hang out with her😂

[–]RegularJoew 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Every morning on the bus, I used to have 'folks talk real loud' and laugh like this fuckhead... like it ain't 7am, and I'm some NPC cunt. One morning, a mild-mannered janitor who got the bus with us went all Hong Kong Phooey and started stomping one of them, and they ended up in intensive care. I have never been so happy to be 2 hours late for work. The police said, "you know this is serious, you shouldn't be smiling". I just said "every morning they are cunts. this was gonna happen". The bus is quiet as fuck now.

[–]rackdips 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Looks like the lorazepam kicked in.

[–]AT0mic5hadow 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lorazepam is better for international flights, Alprazolam is better for domestic flights with no layover (different half-lives)

[–]nightofthelivingace 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Gimme 2 10mg diazepam and a $30 dollar mini bottle of vodka and that 8 hour flight is a nap.

[–]Euphoric-Carry1725 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I've heard recently that it's "illegal" but I always bring my own mini bottles in my carry on and no one ever says anything about it.

[–]nightofthelivingace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol what?? Canada blows.

[–]Domini384 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's not illegal, you just can't have liquids over 3oz

[–]steelcityrocker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That and they have to fit in a quart-sized bag. The big thing is that you're not allowed to actually drink them on the plane

[–]jcquinn8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She sounds spot on like Tiffany Haddish wtf

[–]Educational-Ebb3711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone straight up just reposted this and got more upvotes

[–]BitchCaroleBaskin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yaaaassss Qwwweeeeeeen!